Ep. 646: Beetlemania
Reel Nerds PodcastSeptember 13, 202433:393.18 MB

Ep. 646: Beetlemania

The ghost with the most is back when the Reel Nerds review Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

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[00:00:43] Well, a real nerd knows who shot in a real nerd

[00:00:47] can follow the plot in a real nerd.

[00:00:50] Does that talk to film?

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[00:01:02] Hey, everybody.

[00:01:16] Welcome to Reel Nerds Podcast.

[00:01:19] Unofficially the official podcast of all your movie needs.

[00:01:24] I am Ryan.

[00:01:26] I am joined by my buddy Brad.

[00:01:29] What's up?

[00:01:30] And for 14 years, we have seen a new movie

[00:01:33] and we've podcasted it to the world.

[00:01:36] This week, we saw Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

[00:01:41] Stay tuned.

[00:01:42] We'll recommend the film or not play the trailer

[00:01:44] and then spoil the film.

[00:01:46] We'll also talk about movie news and what we watch throughout the week.

[00:01:50] Brad, how was your week?

[00:01:52] I went to a Colorado Springs to screen a bunch of my films.

[00:01:56] How's that?

[00:01:57] Nice. It was nice.

[00:01:58] It was a pleasure to be there as always.

[00:02:00] It's the Colorado Short Circuit Festival.

[00:02:03] Done it a couple times before and yeah,

[00:02:05] I had three films screened there and yeah,

[00:02:07] just watched a bunch of way better films than mine.

[00:02:12] No.

[00:02:14] So yeah, I found out that one of the ones that was there

[00:02:18] is actually going to be in the Denver Film Festival

[00:02:20] and it's like one of my favorite films from the group.

[00:02:24] So yeah. Very cool.

[00:02:26] How's your week?

[00:02:29] Well, good.

[00:02:30] You know, just worked all week.

[00:02:34] Working and watching movies.

[00:02:36] That's what we do.

[00:02:37] Pretty much nothing cool.

[00:02:41] Maybe one day I'll have something really cool to report.

[00:02:45] Well, there's always that.

[00:02:46] Next week, I'll say there's always that real.

[00:02:49] There's documentary to do.

[00:02:52] Correct. But we should do.

[00:02:55] Yeah. Anyway, it's really riveting week we were having here.

[00:03:00] Yeah, very much so this week we saw Beetlejuice.

[00:03:10] Beetlejuice.

[00:03:10] Afterlife.

[00:03:12] Yeah, not really.

[00:03:15] Yeah, this movie was like I keep telling people it felt like

[00:03:20] they had four people write separate scripts

[00:03:22] and then they all turn them in and then they said like,

[00:03:25] great, we're going to make all four of these.

[00:03:27] And that's this movie.

[00:03:29] It was.

[00:03:30] You know, it's cool seeing a lot of those characters back,

[00:03:33] but there was so much stuff in this movie

[00:03:37] that it was overwhelming and not very interesting to me.

[00:03:42] So, yeah.

[00:03:44] Yeah, I think it was fun.

[00:03:49] But yeah, you know, when I went and I thought took my family

[00:03:54] because Laura and Kellan love the first Beetlejuice.

[00:03:58] I've always been lukewarm to it.

[00:04:01] I mean, I think Beetlejuice as a character is really fun.

[00:04:04] Just the world never really captured my imagination or attention.

[00:04:10] So I was excited to see it because my family was.

[00:04:14] But I'm in the same boat.

[00:04:16] We'll talk about it in the spoilers, but it seemed a lot of half

[00:04:19] cooked story ideas that never really paid off.

[00:04:25] But here's the trailer for the second journey of Beetlejuice.

[00:04:29] When you're all driving carpool and banging your Pilates

[00:04:38] instructors to fill the empty voids in your life,

[00:04:40] we'll see who gets the last laugh.

[00:04:53] My mom grew up here.

[00:04:55] That old house on the hill.

[00:04:56] Wait, the ghost house?

[00:04:57] Is your mom Lydia Dietz?

[00:04:59] Unfortunately, she's a legend.

[00:05:03] The living, the dead.

[00:05:05] Can they coexist?

[00:05:08] Now's my chance.

[00:05:11] Ghosts aren't real.

[00:05:12] Only global people believe that kind of crap.

[00:05:15] I can't believe I'm doing this.

[00:05:18] Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

[00:05:24] You need to help me save my daughter.

[00:05:26] But how do I know that you're going to keep your word?

[00:05:28] I swear on my dead mother's soul.

[00:05:31] You and the boys stand guard.

[00:05:38] Nobody gets through.

[00:05:40] Let's go honey.

[00:05:47] Now is this post?

[00:05:48] Ever seen that chip before my life or after life.

[00:05:56] Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

[00:06:00] I'm needed upstairs.

[00:06:02] Bob, go down the floor.

[00:06:04] Here you go.

[00:06:08] Who wants to go first?

[00:06:09] All right, I will.

[00:06:12] See, I'm willing to do the work.

[00:06:18] Do that thing for my dream.

[00:06:20] Really more nightmare material.

[00:06:24] Confronting the unknown,

[00:06:26] conquering your fears.

[00:06:28] There's nothing harder.

[00:06:40] Going to the special occasion,

[00:06:42] but right now with like a little privacy.

[00:06:51] Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

[00:06:52] It takes place in real time going forward.

[00:06:57] So 36 years.

[00:07:02] And they go back to,

[00:07:04] I don't remember the name of the city.

[00:07:05] It's winter or something.

[00:07:07] And because Lydia's grandfather

[00:07:11] or father died

[00:07:14] in a shark attack

[00:07:17] and Lydia is now in a hospital.

[00:07:18] A very popular TV medium that can talk to the dead,

[00:07:22] which if you remember from the first one,

[00:07:24] that's what she can do.

[00:07:25] She has a daughter who doesn't like her

[00:07:30] and she had a husband who died

[00:07:32] and now she has a new boyfriend.

[00:07:35] And who's a producer on her show?

[00:07:37] Yeah, it was a producer.

[00:07:38] Again, it's a lot.

[00:07:40] And this is just Lydia's story.

[00:07:42] Exactly.

[00:07:44] So yeah, they go back home.

[00:07:46] They,

[00:07:47] she's getting visions of Beetlejuice

[00:07:50] because he still wants to marry her.

[00:07:54] Beetlejuice is in the afterlife,

[00:07:55] who's being chased by his first wife

[00:07:58] who led to his death and he killed her.

[00:08:03] But we don't know really.

[00:08:05] So this is my problem with the movie

[00:08:08] is I thought, you know,

[00:08:11] some of the effects are really cool.

[00:08:12] I liked all the

[00:08:14] the duges that worked for Beetlejuice.

[00:08:16] I thought looked really cool.

[00:08:17] Yeah, I like the return to practical stuff.

[00:08:19] That was great.

[00:08:19] Yeah.

[00:08:22] But the biggest story

[00:08:23] and I talked to my wife about this

[00:08:25] in the whole film that I felt

[00:08:28] was the really big disappointment

[00:08:30] with his wife.

[00:08:31] I didn't understand her motivation

[00:08:33] and she kind of just went away.

[00:08:36] She was very easily defeated.

[00:08:38] Yeah.

[00:08:39] Yeah, like I said before,

[00:08:41] so the first movie is

[00:08:43] these two people in this cute

[00:08:45] country house die and then

[00:08:47] they deal with the afterlife

[00:08:48] and then their whole rest of the movie is them trying.

[00:08:51] It's you know, them trying to exercise

[00:08:53] the living people out of their house

[00:08:56] and Beetlejuice is like this.

[00:09:00] Kind of prankster, I guess.

[00:09:01] Prankster like kind of in the middle of it

[00:09:03] trying to like disrupt everything.

[00:09:06] But yeah, this movie has Lydia

[00:09:08] dealing with the fact that she.

[00:09:12] Like can see ghosts,

[00:09:14] but not enough.

[00:09:17] She's like she can't see some,

[00:09:19] but mainly because she also has

[00:09:21] a drug problem with pills.

[00:09:26] Yeah.

[00:09:28] Touched on for like two minutes and never brought up again.

[00:09:30] Yeah. And then the producer

[00:09:32] like wants to also marry her

[00:09:34] and he's trying to like use her to further his career.

[00:09:37] And then

[00:09:40] Lydia's mom

[00:09:43] is Delia's like

[00:09:45] sort of upset about losing her husband,

[00:09:47] but not really.

[00:09:49] And then

[00:09:51] her daughter

[00:09:52] is still upset about

[00:09:54] her own dad dying years ago

[00:09:57] and is trying to like also save the world.

[00:10:01] So she's in college

[00:10:02] trying to like do conservation efforts

[00:10:05] and then

[00:10:06] like in the middle of the movie

[00:10:08] her storyline really gets started

[00:10:09] when she meets this boy in a tree house.

[00:10:11] Yeah.

[00:10:12] Yeah, which leads to this.

[00:10:16] I thought was the most interesting plot line

[00:10:18] where that boy is actually dead

[00:10:21] and she herself can also see dead people.

[00:10:23] But he is a serial killer

[00:10:25] who killed his own parents

[00:10:26] has been like stuck living in that house.

[00:10:30] So but just when you're excited about that

[00:10:33] they off that kid

[00:10:34] in the most hilarious way.

[00:10:36] Oh yeah.

[00:10:38] Signing him out.

[00:10:39] Yeah.

[00:10:40] And her dad is randomly the guy who knows

[00:10:44] because her dad died

[00:10:46] I guess from being eaten by piranhas.

[00:10:49] Oh yeah.

[00:10:51] He shows up later in the movie

[00:10:52] and kind of like

[00:10:53] oh we get to reconnect with this guy

[00:10:55] and

[00:10:57] finally I forget

[00:10:58] Lydia's daughter's name is even

[00:11:00] say Wednesday.

[00:11:05] Yeah.

[00:11:05] So she like finally realizes that

[00:11:07] her mom isn't making the shit up.

[00:11:10] And then yeah the corpse bride

[00:11:11] chamber and works as a corpse bride in

[00:11:15] she's seeking revenge

[00:11:17] like

[00:11:19] like she poisoned Beetlejuice

[00:11:21] and now

[00:11:22] and he killed her back.

[00:11:24] That's Astrid is her daughter's name.

[00:11:26] Astrid yeah.

[00:11:28] So yeah she just wanders around

[00:11:30] killing other random people

[00:11:31] to get to Beetlejuice

[00:11:32] and then when she finally does

[00:11:34] I don't understand the purpose

[00:11:36] and why she was so dangerous.

[00:11:38] Yeah like that's the biggest thing

[00:11:40] is like the movie starts with that

[00:11:41] of like oh there's a big threat

[00:11:44] she's gonna like she's killing all these other people

[00:11:45] it's got to lead to something important

[00:11:46] and people just like

[00:11:48] well if I get married I don't have to deal with her

[00:11:49] and like so he manufactures

[00:11:52] another wedding with Lydia

[00:11:53] and when she

[00:11:56] corpse bride finally shows up

[00:11:58] she just gets sucked into like

[00:12:00] sandworm land

[00:12:01] and that's it.

[00:12:03] Problem solved.

[00:12:06] Yeah.

[00:12:07] And yeah it's not like

[00:12:09] Oh and then there's the

[00:12:10] freaking Willem Dafoe.

[00:12:12] Oh that's right.

[00:12:13] Former actor.

[00:12:15] He's playing a detective.

[00:12:17] It's fun but like why?

[00:12:19] Like what he didn't

[00:12:20] he doesn't solve anything

[00:12:21] like he's just there.

[00:12:23] Yeah I agree it's

[00:12:24] like the movie's like

[00:12:26] I wouldn't say it's not fun

[00:12:28] but it seems you know directionless

[00:12:30] and a lot of

[00:12:32] like I said at the beginning

[00:12:33] a lot of loose plot threads

[00:12:35] and I forgot some of you brought

[00:12:37] you know you brought him up

[00:12:38] and also

[00:12:41] Lydia's step mom

[00:12:42] kills herself on accident

[00:12:44] Oh yeah.

[00:12:46] Then goes and meets her husband

[00:12:48] who could still talk even though

[00:12:49] he's missing the top half of his body

[00:12:51] Yeah.

[00:12:53] And then like

[00:12:55] yeah she's in the afterlife

[00:12:56] and like everyone around her is just like

[00:12:58] oh well that's a bummer

[00:13:00] I know.

[00:13:01] I mean I guess

[00:13:02] Dealia had it coming

[00:13:04] she was kind of negligent with those snakes.

[00:13:07] Yep.

[00:13:08] But yeah no one's really broken up about it.

[00:13:12] Yeah.

[00:13:13] It's just so unfocused like

[00:13:17] before the movie came out

[00:13:18] I started watching like the old cartoon show

[00:13:21] streaming on Pluto TV or something

[00:13:22] and like I kind of expected like

[00:13:24] okay this is an opportunity for

[00:13:27] Beelze to come back

[00:13:28] and like haunt Lydia

[00:13:29] but like them also work together

[00:13:32] instead of against each other

[00:13:33] to maybe stop that serial killer kid

[00:13:36] from like corrupting his daughter

[00:13:37] her daughter

[00:13:40] So.

[00:13:40] Yeah that would have been like

[00:13:42] if they focused on that story

[00:13:43] and

[00:13:46] Beedle used that as leverage

[00:13:48] to marry Lydia

[00:13:49] then I'm like okay cool

[00:13:50] because then you could cut out

[00:13:52] the corpse bride

[00:13:54] you know

[00:13:55] her step mom dying

[00:13:58] her marrying

[00:14:00] even you know what the fuck that dude's name is

[00:14:03] yeah

[00:14:03] or like the kid like

[00:14:07] is trying to cross over

[00:14:08] so he can wreak havoc in the afterlife

[00:14:10] and unleash people like the corpse bride

[00:14:12] Yeah

[00:14:13] and like suddenly Beelze was like oh shit

[00:14:16] like this woman can actually kill me

[00:14:18] and take me away from the afterlife

[00:14:19] or something

[00:14:21] Yeah because even Beedle used doesn't he

[00:14:23] like he blows up like a balloon at the end

[00:14:25] and pops

[00:14:26] like

[00:14:28] what's going on

[00:14:29] I don't get it

[00:14:32] and the whole time they're singing

[00:14:33] Godsford Park

[00:14:34] I was just thinking of weird Al Yankovic

[00:14:36] like

[00:14:37] Oh MacArthur Park yeah

[00:14:39] Yeah

[00:14:40] Yeah MacArthur Park I mean

[00:14:42] Yeah

[00:14:42] Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark

[00:14:46] Yeah all the song choices were just like

[00:14:49] I don't know

[00:14:49] I was never like

[00:14:51] Gaga over the

[00:14:52] Deo song

[00:14:53] Like that was never like a sequence

[00:14:54] it was like

[00:14:55] obviously people love it but I was never like

[00:14:57] oh that's the best part of the movie

[00:14:59] But yeah like the MacArthur Park

[00:15:01] and like the Soul Train

[00:15:03] were like really overplayed

[00:15:05] like oh we get it Soul Train got it

[00:15:07] but it comes back like four times

[00:15:09] Yeah

[00:15:12] I don't understand

[00:15:13] so if they get on the Soul Train

[00:15:15] and they leave

[00:15:17] they can never come back

[00:15:18] and they can't hang out in the afterlife

[00:15:20] I don't know what the rules are

[00:15:22] because it doesn't make sense

[00:15:23] I mean I would rather

[00:15:25] just hang out in the afterlife

[00:15:26] and haunt people

[00:15:28] you know

[00:15:29] Yeah

[00:15:31] and talk with them

[00:15:32] A lot less world building of the afterlife

[00:15:34] than the first one

[00:15:35] you know like the first one had

[00:15:36] like the handbook that

[00:15:37] recently deceased and then

[00:15:39] Yeah you accept what's going on

[00:15:42] Barb and

[00:15:43] what Alcbaldwin's like they just

[00:15:45] they had to learn

[00:15:46] as the movie went along

[00:15:48] but yeah I don't really like

[00:15:49] learn anything about this

[00:15:52] I didn't even know what Beal Jesus job is

[00:15:54] like he has all those bobs

[00:15:55] I'm like oh what do they do

[00:15:56] just paperwork

[00:15:59] Yeah I guess

[00:16:00] I don't know

[00:16:01] and I mean Michael Keaton was fun in it

[00:16:03] but

[00:16:05] you know

[00:16:06] it's just there

[00:16:07] I don't know

[00:16:09] Yeah there's a lack of like

[00:16:10] you know like the stretching of the face

[00:16:12] like there's a stretching of the face

[00:16:13] in the finale

[00:16:13] with like the CGI

[00:16:15] like people getting stuck in their cell phone

[00:16:16] but like

[00:16:17] it was cool in the original movie when like

[00:16:18] the you know

[00:16:20] homeowners would like

[00:16:22] you know do that effect

[00:16:23] and like Beal Jesus

[00:16:24] with the like

[00:16:26] Carnival head

[00:16:27] and the like the

[00:16:28] rolling out arms stuff

[00:16:29] like there's a distinct lack of stuff like that

[00:16:31] in this movie that was like

[00:16:32] kind of bomb by

[00:16:33] Yeah I guess the

[00:16:34] the worst

[00:16:35] or the silliest thing that

[00:16:37] I seem I kind of enjoyed was

[00:16:39] the Beetlejuice baby was kind of funny

[00:16:43] you remind me of

[00:16:45] a garbage Pell kit or something

[00:16:46] Yeah God I forgot that was the ending

[00:16:49] Yeah

[00:16:52] Which I can remember was it a dream?

[00:16:54] I don't remember

[00:16:54] I don't know

[00:16:55] I think so

[00:16:56] it's just so unfocused that

[00:16:58] I don't know

[00:17:01] I do not know

[00:17:02] So yeah

[00:17:03] that's that's Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

[00:17:06] Hey

[00:17:06] this is a big news story of the week

[00:17:10] It's Real News

[00:17:16] Good news Brad

[00:17:18] if you were worried about it

[00:17:20] because I actually

[00:17:21] I kept on saying

[00:17:23] when is

[00:17:23] when are they going to announce anything for Spider-Man 4?

[00:17:27] I mean the last Spider-Man movie

[00:17:28] made almost $2 billion

[00:17:31] and

[00:17:33] they finally announced

[00:17:35] that they're

[00:17:37] working on it and they've been working on it

[00:17:40] and they're looking to hire

[00:17:42] Destin Daniel Cretan

[00:17:44] Cretan Cretan

[00:17:46] I don't know how to pronounce his last name

[00:17:48] Maybe they're Cretan probably

[00:17:50] Cretan yeah

[00:17:51] who directed Shang-Chi

[00:17:53] and has Wonder Man

[00:17:55] coming out on Disney Plus

[00:17:59] has been tapped to

[00:18:00] direct the new Spider-Man movie

[00:18:02] which I'm all for I thought he did a great job

[00:18:04] the action scenes in Shang-Chi were awesome

[00:18:09] should be a yeah

[00:18:11] and it's I guess they must be

[00:18:13] I had a feeling they're kind of

[00:18:15] sneakily working on it

[00:18:16] because Marvel always has dates

[00:18:20] planted where they don't really announce the movie

[00:18:24] and dude can you believe

[00:18:25] No Way Home came out three years ago

[00:18:29] yeah yeah it's not terribly long

[00:18:32] for like I guess maybe a Marvel movie

[00:18:35] but like an average

[00:18:36] franchise movie like sometimes that's

[00:18:38] it doesn't seem like it was that long ago

[00:18:41] in my mind you know

[00:18:43] yeah well you watched a lot

[00:18:45] that's true and I also saw it in theaters this year

[00:18:47] but I think like

[00:18:49] yeah there is probably a little more delayed because

[00:18:52] just trying to figure out where

[00:18:53] the next direction for Marvel

[00:18:55] the Marvel Universe is headed

[00:18:58] Tom Holland said he was going to take a break

[00:19:00] for a while and he did

[00:19:01] I think he did a couple plays

[00:19:05] and he kind of took

[00:19:06] a year off so

[00:19:08] I mean he deserved to he literally worked on

[00:19:11] Spider-Man to Uncharted

[00:19:13] and write to Spider-Man so

[00:19:17] yeah it's fine

[00:19:18] yeah take some time off

[00:19:19] just get it right you know don't

[00:19:23] rush things yeah

[00:19:24] they have the same writers and

[00:19:26] I mean they stripped him back down to just being

[00:19:29] Spider-Man

[00:19:31] so I'm totally cool I still

[00:19:33] think if they did

[00:19:34] a spider slayer story would be really fun

[00:19:37] um

[00:19:38] well I heard Fige was saying like

[00:19:39] they're going to send him to space or something

[00:19:43] yeah uh I don't know

[00:19:45] they're like

[00:19:46] uh yeah we didn't say anything about him

[00:19:49] like it was a ground of Spider-Man

[00:19:51] but we didn't say like what ground he'd be on

[00:19:54] yeah

[00:19:55] you know everybody's clamoring for the venom thing

[00:19:57] but I don't want to see venom I want to

[00:19:59] I want to see like a new villain I think

[00:20:01] you know the spider slayers would be cool

[00:20:04] um

[00:20:04] you know just some guy who

[00:20:08] I guess make the stakes a little

[00:20:09] smaller kind of like a dock ox

[00:20:11] stakes or green goblin in the first

[00:20:13] one

[00:20:15] you know where I don't know spider

[00:20:17] slayers are right at King Havoc and

[00:20:19] Manhattan and he has to figure out

[00:20:21] why and

[00:20:21] something you don't need the Avengers for

[00:20:24] yeah and it'd be fun

[00:20:26] because I was thinking I guess there's this

[00:20:28] clause where Marvel

[00:20:30] and Sony can't

[00:20:32] use

[00:20:34] a villain that they use

[00:20:36] in the Sony movies

[00:20:38] in a Spider-Man MCU movie

[00:20:40] so they've already blown their

[00:20:42] load by not having

[00:20:44] Craven because you could do Craven's last

[00:20:47] hunt and people would love that one

[00:20:49] but

[00:20:50] I guess he had I mean is his movie coming out

[00:20:52] this year did you see the new trailer

[00:20:56] no they hide

[00:20:57] those uh

[00:20:59] animal powers I guess

[00:21:00] now right on conveniently I think they're

[00:21:02] writing that out it's like this oh that's right

[00:21:04] it's coming out in December

[00:21:07] it's only been played like two years

[00:21:09] I'm sure it's going to be great like Madame

[00:21:10] Webb yeah I think

[00:21:12] they're heavily re-editing it which does not

[00:21:14] I guess like usually doesn't

[00:21:16] yield great results either so we'll see

[00:21:18] yeah but you know what we'll see maybe it'll

[00:21:21] be great and we just

[00:21:23] don't know

[00:21:25] get ready for a three-picture

[00:21:27] Craven franchise Ryan

[00:21:30] finally

[00:21:30] one thing I've craved

[00:21:34] we watch

[00:21:35] films throughout the week

[00:21:36] in a segment we call

[00:21:38] what we've been watching

[00:21:41] so uh yeah

[00:21:43] this is the stuff we've been watching

[00:21:46] Brad what you watch this week

[00:21:47] actually real quick

[00:21:49] some other news that we kind of glossed

[00:21:51] over I think for a couple weeks is the Disney

[00:21:52] movie insiders is shutting down

[00:21:55] oh yeah

[00:21:56] I have 3200 points on there

[00:21:58] that I don't know what to do with

[00:22:01] huh suck oh I should look

[00:22:02] might try to get a D23 maybe I can get a D23 membership

[00:22:06] I think like

[00:22:07] 12,000 or 10,000

[00:22:08] are they 10? that's really went up

[00:22:10] yeah I was on there like most of it's just like

[00:22:13] Blu-rays

[00:22:14] and digital rewards

[00:22:16] so I'm just like well I have all these movies

[00:22:18] and digital words ain't nothing so

[00:22:21] yeah

[00:22:22] I'm like great I guess uh I hope you guys

[00:22:24] add some stuff later like most of the posters are gone

[00:22:27] yeah because oh yeah I think at that

[00:22:29] email isn't it supposed to end like next month

[00:22:31] December

[00:22:33] December yeah and you can't like

[00:22:34] you can't redeem all the gift cards are sold out

[00:22:36] so you can't redeem for gift cards sucks

[00:22:39] damn

[00:22:40] yeah

[00:22:40] let me bring up my app because I haven't been on it in a while

[00:22:44] so I had to download

[00:22:45] I forgot because they first thing they get rid of Disney movie club

[00:22:50] now this

[00:22:51] my only hope is that

[00:22:52] uh because they made a deal with

[00:22:54] Kino Lorber

[00:22:56] and Wally came out on criterion

[00:22:58] they're gonna start

[00:23:00] um I mean I get that they're big movies

[00:23:02] they probably won't do it

[00:23:04] but you know

[00:23:06] parcel out

[00:23:07] their

[00:23:09] movies so they get released on

[00:23:11] Blu-ray

[00:23:13] for 4k

[00:23:14] yeah they've only put like the heavy hitters on 4k

[00:23:17] so far

[00:23:18] yeah and I mean they've been getting better because

[00:23:21] uh

[00:23:22] Bob Iger is back in charge

[00:23:24] but

[00:23:26] at least they're still I mean the inside

[00:23:29] out steel books really nice that came out

[00:23:33] yeah

[00:23:35] yeah

[00:23:35] anyway

[00:23:35] yeah it's good

[00:23:39] I pre-ordered it at like $69

[00:23:40] it came down to like 38

[00:23:42] so I was like oh thank you

[00:23:43] yeah I think

[00:23:47] mine was 45 or something that sucks

[00:23:49] but yeah well I think

[00:23:51] with tax mine was like 45 something

[00:23:52] but yeah

[00:23:54] I watch this if this doesn't drop below

[00:23:57] like 50 bucks I'm gonna cancel this pre-order

[00:24:01] uh yeah so I watch this week

[00:24:03] uh for the first time in a long time

[00:24:05] I watched being John Malkovich

[00:24:08] I don't know I haven't seen that forever

[00:24:09] yeah which um

[00:24:11] I thought it was okay back then but like this time around

[00:24:13] I was like wow this is really good

[00:24:15] um

[00:24:16] yeah if you've forgotten it's the story of

[00:24:19] I forgot the characters names

[00:24:21] but uh

[00:24:23] oh my god I came in big

[00:24:25] John Cusack

[00:24:26] is a puppeteer

[00:24:28] um who lives with Cameron Diaz

[00:24:31] who hordes animals

[00:24:32] um

[00:24:33] and uh

[00:24:36] eventually he has to get

[00:24:38] a better job than just

[00:24:40] working puppeteering

[00:24:42] in the streets so he goes

[00:24:43] and works for this company that's like

[00:24:46] on the half floor of a big building

[00:24:48] um and

[00:24:49] as he's working there he discovers there's

[00:24:52] a little tunnel

[00:24:53] to the uh inside of John

[00:24:55] Malkovich's his head

[00:24:58] um and uh

[00:24:59] yeah it's really creative and

[00:25:01] uh

[00:25:04] wacky and interesting and

[00:25:06] yeah um

[00:25:08] definitely gonna be a pickup on my next

[00:25:10] uh

[00:25:11] criterion 50% off sale

[00:25:13] oh is that on criterion?

[00:25:15] it is

[00:25:17] huh

[00:25:19] so I think it's because I always go to their

[00:25:21] half off sale like a week later

[00:25:23] and people have like picked over

[00:25:25] stuff clean

[00:25:27] yeah um

[00:25:29] but yeah I can't ever oh I guess yeah

[00:25:31] now I'm picturing the actual

[00:25:34] box art

[00:25:35] yeah it's like that big eye on everybody

[00:25:37] yeah Malkovich is great in it and like the part where

[00:25:40] um

[00:25:41] Malkovich goes inside his own head and like they have

[00:25:44] his head

[00:25:45] CGI I don't know like all these people in a restaurant

[00:25:47] like for 1999 it's

[00:25:49] pretty seamless

[00:25:50] like

[00:25:52] um really convincing

[00:25:55] compositing work for the time

[00:25:56] like I was pretty impressed

[00:25:58] you know it's like stuff that

[00:26:00] they have trouble doing today

[00:26:01] even like Marvel movies

[00:26:04] uh so yeah

[00:26:06] uh yeah that's what I saw

[00:26:08] oh short and sweet

[00:26:10] like I've also been like

[00:26:12] working on

[00:26:14] stuff in the background I've just been

[00:26:16] watching like 80s music videos on Vivo

[00:26:18] so that's my favorite

[00:26:20] thing about my Hulu subscription

[00:26:22] is it has all those channels

[00:26:24] included

[00:26:26] and there's like seven or eight of them

[00:26:28] yeah and it's pretty sweet

[00:26:32] um yeah I

[00:26:34] watched um a few things

[00:26:35] I've been

[00:26:37] um watching Blu-ray

[00:26:39] that I own that I haven't watched

[00:26:41] but it just so happened that my

[00:26:43] random number picked

[00:26:45] uh on September

[00:26:47] like

[00:26:49] 6th or something

[00:26:50] nope before then like maybe the first

[00:26:52] day of September was

[00:26:55] Piranha 2

[00:26:57] um so I decided

[00:26:59] that I'll just start spooky season early

[00:27:01] um so I watched Piranha 2 which was

[00:27:02] James Cameron's first directed movie I

[00:27:05] believe and yeah it's

[00:27:07] not very good

[00:27:08] um but you know

[00:27:11] it exists. Is the dialogue terrible?

[00:27:13] uh yeah that I mean you just expect it

[00:27:15] right um the opening is these

[00:27:17] people like have sex

[00:27:19] in a shipwreck

[00:27:21] ship under water

[00:27:22] and then they're eaten by Piranha. I think

[00:27:25] you did this last week. I did do this last week

[00:27:27] now that I'm talking about it. Fuck

[00:27:29] did I talk about the Amityville

[00:27:31] horror? I don't think so.

[00:27:33] Okay so that's where I left up

[00:27:34] previously on real nerd

[00:27:37] I know as I started explaining it I go

[00:27:38] wait a minute I have said this before

[00:27:42] um so

[00:27:43] Shout Screen Factory

[00:27:44] put out 2005

[00:27:47] Amityville horror. No I talked

[00:27:48] about this one too didn't I?

[00:27:51] Uh maybe.

[00:27:53] You know what I do. I don't remember as much.

[00:27:55] Because if you look at it

[00:27:57] yep so I'm just going to skip over that one

[00:27:58] too. Um

[00:28:01] I'm totally

[00:28:03] uh locked in

[00:28:04] um but one for spooky season

[00:28:06] I did not talk about and I had never seen that I

[00:28:08] totally randomly picked um on Kino Lorber

[00:28:11] so Kino Lorber every once in a while does

[00:28:13] these sales where it's $5.99

[00:28:15] Blu-rays and

[00:28:17] you know when you get and it has free

[00:28:19] shipping at $35

[00:28:21] you can get like six movies and it costs

[00:28:23] like $37

[00:28:25] so I always do that and I get

[00:28:27] random ones um

[00:28:29] and one I got was called

[00:28:32] and soon

[00:28:33] the darkness

[00:28:35] um it's about these two

[00:28:37] English girls I literally had

[00:28:39] no idea what this movie was about. I didn't

[00:28:41] read any of the synopsis when I

[00:28:43] bought it. I literally just picked it because

[00:28:45] it's this girl running from this dude on the

[00:28:46] cover art and in my head I

[00:28:49] said oh this has to be a slasher movie

[00:28:50] it's not um at all

[00:28:53] um well

[00:28:54] maybe a little bit no I

[00:28:57] don't know it's like a thriller um

[00:28:59] anyways these uh

[00:29:01] two English girls are

[00:29:04] bicycling through the

[00:29:05] French countryside

[00:29:06] and

[00:29:08] they uh

[00:29:09] get into a fight so one of them leaves

[00:29:12] the other one alone

[00:29:14] and when

[00:29:15] she doesn't meet up with her an hour

[00:29:18] later she goes back to

[00:29:20] look for her she's missing and then this

[00:29:22] one guy comes up

[00:29:24] and he's the mysterious French guy

[00:29:26] and don't worry he smoked a lot of

[00:29:28] cigarettes in it um

[00:29:29] haha

[00:29:32] uh but then it's kind of a mystery

[00:29:34] of what happened to her and how it

[00:29:36] unravels and surprisingly

[00:29:38] the movie is pretty solid

[00:29:40] um

[00:29:42] after I watched I went

[00:29:43] on to IMDB and it has a pretty high rating

[00:29:46] um I think it's like

[00:29:47] 7.0 maybe 6.9

[00:29:50] um

[00:29:52] and what I really liked

[00:29:53] is you know

[00:29:55] Lorber did a 4k scan

[00:29:58] of it and the film looks incredible

[00:30:00] it's from 1970

[00:30:01] but the director

[00:30:03] shot it in a way where the greens look great

[00:30:05] um

[00:30:06] and it's like the movie is way better than I thought

[00:30:09] it was going to be um

[00:30:11] and it's not bad for just you know

[00:30:12] uh a blind buy

[00:30:14] just deciding to get one you know

[00:30:17] um so that was cool

[00:30:19] and the other movie I watched

[00:30:21] was captive wild woman

[00:30:24] which is part of

[00:30:25] uh another

[00:30:27] universal horse that that I got

[00:30:28] that was

[00:30:30] part of shout factory

[00:30:32] sell uh in February

[00:30:34] and it came with

[00:30:36] four universal monster

[00:30:38] ones and the reason I got it is normally they're $70

[00:30:41] and

[00:30:42] on the sale they were down to 24

[00:30:45] um

[00:30:45] and I picked this set

[00:30:48] because it was like monster

[00:30:50] gorilla people

[00:30:52] um and the

[00:30:54] uh the cover art is really misleading

[00:30:56] the cover art is some gorilla

[00:30:58] holding this scantily clad woman

[00:31:00] over its head

[00:31:01] um and

[00:31:03] I mean it's 1940 something so I knew it wasn't

[00:31:06] going to be you know crazy

[00:31:07] but I was expecting I don't know

[00:31:09] like a leopard print bikini or something

[00:31:12] and this crazy ape

[00:31:13] was eating people or something

[00:31:16] nope it's uh

[00:31:18] this doctor who

[00:31:20] takes this one woman's brain

[00:31:22] um

[00:31:23] um I'm sorry

[00:31:25] takes uh gorilla's brain

[00:31:26] and implants it in this woman

[00:31:29] who is able to tame

[00:31:31] lions and tigers

[00:31:33] in this uh

[00:31:35] circus

[00:31:37] and

[00:31:38] at one point she gets so mad

[00:31:41] at the guy because she kind of has a crush on him

[00:31:44] but he has a fiance

[00:31:45] that she turns into like a

[00:31:47] where gorilla lady

[00:31:49] because her animal side comes

[00:31:51] it's a weird fucking movie

[00:31:52] um it's so cheesy

[00:31:54] that it's somewhat enjoyable

[00:31:57] um

[00:31:59] and it was only like 67 minutes long

[00:32:01] so again not too bad

[00:32:03] it went by quickly

[00:32:04] um yeah so I mean

[00:32:07] it is what it is it's you know

[00:32:08] some silly

[00:32:11] crappy

[00:32:11] movie that you know

[00:32:14] I'm glad that it finally got

[00:32:16] a chance to get a proper release

[00:32:19] so

[00:32:20] yeah that's what I watched this week

[00:32:25] um

[00:32:26] next week Brad we are seeing

[00:32:28] Kevin Smith's new movie the 430

[00:32:30] movie I have a funny

[00:32:32] story about that next week

[00:32:34] even though I haven't seen it yet um

[00:32:36] um

[00:32:38] so stay tuned for that

[00:32:39] um yeah

[00:32:42] we'll see you at the movie

[00:33:32] we'll see you at the movie

[00:33:36] and that's how you fucking do it

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