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[00:01:10] Hello everyone, welcome to Reel Nerds Podcast. I am your single host for the evening, Henry Jarvis. I know I'm everyone's least favorite and I'm here by myself today. We at the Reel Nerds headquarters were sitting around and we were thinking, what are we going to watch this week?
[00:01:26] We're not really super excited about anything coming out and scheduling wise which is a little hard for us to all get together this week. So instead I said, what if I do the show by myself?
[00:01:38] Now everyone else was like, that sounds like a terrible idea, but I said hey, let's just give it a shot. So here I am, giving you the first episode of a Henry only Reel Nerds episode.
[00:01:48] But instead of a standard episode, I thought what we could do is make it a little bit more interesting or less interesting depending on who you are. I thought I would give you a tour of Manhattan through movies.
[00:02:01] Think of this kind of as a film explosion, but instead of a top ten it's just different neighborhoods in Manhattan. That way you get to see Manhattan through the eyes of a cinema lover such as myself.
[00:02:12] Now that I've gone all the pretentious shit out of the way, I thought we should just go ahead and start. I thought it might be a fun thing. And yeah so welcome to Reel Nerds Take Manhattan. We're going to start off with the Upper East Side.
[00:02:27] The Upper East Side will be breakfast at Tiffany's. Music Won't you join me? Yes, join Audrey Hepburn as you've never seen her before. Kicking over the traces and bringing to life Truman Capote's breakfast at Tiffany's. I never could do that.
[00:03:01] Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly who typifies and glorifies the glamorous playmates of this dizzily spinning world as she and George Pippard breeze through the glitter and shimmer of New York as it has never been captured before.
[00:03:17] You have a special invitation to attend Audrey Hepburn's open house on the wildest night New York ever knew. Timber! Yes. Good evening, Ed. I'll tell you one thing Fred Darling. I'd marry you for your money in a minute. You marry me for my money? In a minute.
[00:03:52] So I guess it's pretty lucky neither was as rich huh? Please darling, don't say they're looking at me like that. Holly, I'm in love with you. So what? So what? So plenty. I love you. You belong to me. No. People don't belong to people. Of course they do.
[00:04:11] I'm not going to let anyone put me in a cage. I don't want to put you in a cage. I want to love you.
[00:04:16] Audrey Hepburn and George Pippard searching for love in the big town but sharing only part of their lives until they find the deep, warm moment of truth that can't be hidden even by the oddball antics on the brittle surface of New York.
[00:04:40] So Breakfast at Tiffany's, what you might have noticed from that trailer is that it's a lot of rich people. So yeah, one thing you're going to know if you ever come to Manhattan. The Upper East Side and the Upper West Side which we'll get to in a second,
[00:05:26] they're both the rich parts of Manhattan. They're located on both sides of the Central Park and the Upper East Side in my experience always tends to be a little bit more pretentious, a little bit more rich.
[00:05:39] We'll get to the West Side in a second but the Upper East Side is very much a... how do I put this? It's where I would live if I was rich. Unfortunately I'm poor pretentious so I'm living somewhere else. But yes, the Upper East Side, Breakfast at Tiffany's,
[00:05:57] a film about rich people doing rich people things and then there are rich people problems. Yeah, so I don't really have much else to say about the Upper East Side and Breakfast at Tiffany's but if that sounds like something up your alley,
[00:06:09] I think that might be a splendid idea for you to check out if you want to see what the Upper East Side has to offer. Now moving on, we're going to go straight into the Upper West Side right across the garden.
[00:06:21] We're going to go into a bit of a darker film than this Breakfast at Tiffany's but still nonetheless a very nice film and that is Taxi Driver.
[00:07:04] Robert De Niro creates a terrifying portrait of life on the edge of madness. Taxi Driver, a film by Martin Scorsese. People do anything in front of a taxi driver, I mean anything. People too cheap to rent a hotel room.
[00:07:25] People want to embarrass you. It's like you're not even there. It's like a taxi driver doesn't even exist. This city here is like an open sewer, you know it's full of filth and scum. I think I know what you mean, Carlos, but it's not going to be easy.
[00:07:41] You guys get to be a secret service man. What? I was just curious because I thought maybe I'd make a good one. Hey, what kind of guns do you guys carry? 38's, 45's, 357 Magnums, something bigger maybe. Hi, I'd like to volunteer. Why? Why?
[00:08:06] Because I think that you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. The taxi driver is looking for a target. Getting ready. Getting organized. Preparing himself for the only moment in his life that will ever mean anything. How much for everything?
[00:08:27] 350 for the Magnum, 250 for the 38, 1.25 for the 25, 150 for the 38. That taxi driver's been staring at us. You talking to me? You talking to me? I don't know if it was weird or you were me. You talking to me? Who the hell are you talking to? You talking to me?
[00:08:51] Well, I'm the only one here. I don't believe that I've ever met anyone quite like you. Oh yeah? You will never see a more chilling performance than this. Robert De Niro in Martin Scorsese's, Taxi Driver, Jody Foster, Albert Brooks, Harvey Keitel, Leonard Harris, Sybil Sheppard.
[00:09:33] Now I can't speak for the Upper West Side forever, but I can speak for it currently. The Upper West Side, very similar to the Upper East Side, but a little edgier as well like the film People Live, If You're Rich, you live up in the Upper West Side.
[00:09:47] You can tell by the difference between Breffit's Tiffany's and this film Taxi Driver that, well, it might have been a bit more violent, it might have been a bit more chaotic, that might be a word you would describe it.
[00:10:02] But yeah, the Upper West Side basically that's where like whenever I go to the New York Film Festival, that's where it takes place. That's where Lincoln Center Plaza is, which is where the film, a lot of the film screenings were Juilliard,
[00:10:14] it's where all those different theaters and pretentious people live, but are like the artsy pretentious people. But yeah, so that's the Upper West Side and then with Taxi Driver you obviously have the whole political angle and the whole terrorism angle, I guess you could put it.
[00:10:30] Upper West Side is definitely a change over the years. If you look at today, it's not where all the cool kids are living these days, which we're gonna get into in a second, but it's definitely a place where if you're rich, you won't have a bad time there.
[00:10:43] Notoriously I once went up there for an event and I was there a little early so I was like, oh, we've got to smoothly. To pass the time we've got to smoothly, I'll drink the smoothie and then by then I'll figure out what I'll do next.
[00:10:54] Maybe it'll be time for me to do my thing. But as I walk into this one restaurant, I go in and I order a smoothie. It's a small smoothie, like imagine a Jamba Juice Small if you're more fluent with the Jamba Juice terms.
[00:11:06] So I get this small smoothie. They're like that'll be $14 please. And in my head I was like, that's ridiculous, I refuse to pay, but I'm actually kind of a pussy in real life so I instead gave them the $14, drank my smoothie and gave them three stars on Yelp.
[00:11:23] That was my experience at the Upper West Side. But yeah, if you are ever in New York and you want to experience the Upper West Side, watch Taxi Driver I guess. That'll give you an idea of the chaos and horror that is the Upper West Side.
[00:11:38] Not really, but if that is... Anyway, yeah. The Upper West Side, I hope you enjoy it. Coming up next we're going to be going into my current hometown and that's Hell's Kitchen. Just below the Upper West Side also considered and called Midtown West. Hell's Kitchen.
[00:11:57] It turns out there's not a lot of movies that I place in Hell's Kitchen. So I'll watch the one that I've seen and that's Daredevil. He can vanish before you realize he's there. And he's the last person you never expect. Police suspect the vigilante.
[00:12:44] Daredevil was the one to bring the criminals to justice. I don't know why you read that trash. You want the truth? Tell me. She's hideous. Excuse me. I just wanted to get your name. Does every guy have to go through all this to find out your name?
[00:12:59] You should try asking for my number. I've been following that piece you wrote about the kingpin. How do you kill a man without fear? Let the bodies in the room. Give me bulls eye. Hope justice is found here before justice finds you. How can you be a skeptic?
[00:13:38] There's no eyewitness. Bigfoot has eyewitnesses. Okay, so historically Hell's Kitchen is viewed as this very dangerous kind of tough and rowdy kind of neighborhood and notoriously, so I just alone grew up here. Daredevil takes all of the current Netflix Marvel shows
[00:14:05] take place in Hell's Kitchen for the most part. And it's just kind of this, I don't know, it's this kind of scary place. It's also remember that I live here. So it's not that anymore. It's basically in Hell's Kitchen
[00:14:21] it has become kind of the town for college kids who are also in the entertainment industry. Predominantly actors, I mean my building is predominantly like young unsuccessful actors for now. They very well could be very successful later. But anyway, it's a yeah.
[00:14:37] And so like this film Daredevil including the Netflix Daredevil kind of over-emphasize how dangerous Hell's Kitchen is. It really isn't all that bad. I mean this film notoriously there's just like all this rampant crime. There's just like muggers, there's things. And that does happen.
[00:14:52] I mean it's New York, you're gonna run into some muggers every once in a while. But in general it's definitely not the worst place to live. I mean come on. I mean it's not that bad. It's not, I mean actually I was thinking of like
[00:15:05] what's like a dangerous part of Manhattan and there really aren't any anymore. But just like, I mean Times Square is in Hell's Kitchen and you wouldn't call that dangerous if you're a tourist that's the first place you're gonna go. So but yeah that is Daredevil
[00:15:21] working his way through the art district. Hell's Kitchen also notoriously is called Clinton in some places because Hell's Kitchen is not the official name of the neighborhood because New York was like, we don't want one of our neighborhoods to have the word hell in it.
[00:15:35] It's just a phrase that everyone else uses. So it's definitely called Clinton or the Midtown West but Hell's Kitchen is predominantly what you're gonna call it. And yeah, Hell's Kitchen, hope you liked it. Daredevil, the original movie that everyone loved notoriously.
[00:15:50] Just re-watching that trailer I was like, oh yeah, that was a bad time. But anyway, we're moving on to Tribeca which is very downtown, very Tribeca Stan... Tribeca is actually an acronym for Triangle Below Canal Street
[00:16:08] and the film we're gonna be looking at for Tribeca is Cougans Bluff. Here comes Clint Eastwood in Cougans Bluff. Clint Eastwood is Cougan. You from Texas? Arizona. And Cougan gives New York 24 hours to get out of town. Clint Eastwood, Arizona's sheriff.
[00:16:37] Unpredictable, unconventional, applies the techniques of the modern western lawman who ride herd on the Lawless in the joints and nightclubs of a big city. Susan Clark, she makes Cougans Bluff boil in more ways than one can imagine. She falls for Cougans Bluff.
[00:16:54] Don Straut, dangerous hopped-up killer who is cornered by Cougans Bluff. Tisha Sterling, the beautiful decoy who calls Cougans Bluff. Betty Field, who unwittingly buys Cougans Bluff. And Lee J. Cobb, the tough police lieutenant who challenges Cougans Bluff.
[00:17:12] Get the hell out of my office and don't come back until I send for you. You blew a stake out! Bastard. She gave me a play-by-play description of how you slept with her. She came here at four o'clock in the morning just to tell me all this.
[00:17:33] You're an animal. Jimmy! They come by. He was right behind me and now he's gone. Cougan here. Here's one! Alright, well, Cougans Bluff. I'm sure that Zach Eastman could talk a lot more about this film than I could.
[00:18:21] I've seen it once and it was a couple years ago. I just googled films that take place in Tribeca, which was difficult because there's a giant film festival in Tribeca that was starred by Robert T'Niro, so I just got that instead.
[00:18:34] But I need to find this film about Clint Eastwood being an Arizona cop who comes to New York to set New York straight again. Zach could probably tell you more about this film than I could.
[00:18:46] I'm sure he's actually already written about it in his Grouse and Swells article series. But yeah, Tribeca is basically this small-com triangle neighborhood that for the most part Cougans Bluff takes place in. And it's basically...
[00:19:05] I think most of some people would describe it as the richest part of New York. I've been there a couple times. I don't go there very often because there's not a lot for me to do there. But it is just kind of this richer kind of place.
[00:19:18] If you're a film person, the only reason you're probably going to go there is for the Tribeca Film Festival. But yeah, Cougans Bluff, it takes place in there. Unfortunately, Clint Eastwood was not able to set New York straight with Cougans Bluff. And it's still...
[00:19:34] Oh, it's still very much New York and it's not like Arizona at all. So sorry Clint Eastwood. One Henry, zero Clint. But yeah, anyway, we're going to go back up north real quick to Harlem. One of the scariest places of New York according to non-New Yorkers.
[00:19:52] And the film we're going to look at for Harlem is Black Caesar.
[00:20:28] Ah! Peter! No, Peter! Peter! Peter! He became an overlord of the underworld with every trick in the book. You forget, huh? Make fools of your people. You shame them. They kill you. You do this to me after I give you a chance.
[00:21:04] Who else am I going to do it to, huh? Fred Williamson in the private war of an angry man whose hate was spelled out in the blood of his enemies, his violence in the curses of his women. Now, if you look at Harlem, you tell me,
[00:21:28] who's going to control these people? It's a jungle. And it takes a jungle buddy to wreck it. Black Caesar. Every mob organization in town is out to get it.
[00:22:20] So yeah, Harlem, historically known as the bad part of New York and Manhattan, it really, to be honest, has been gentrified recently. I know it's kind of a broken record, but it has very much been gentrified recently.
[00:22:33] And so because of that, if you look at historically at Harlem, most of the films that are made in Harlem are Black Splatoon films because that was kind of the error. That's what you couldn't make in Harlem in the 70s.
[00:22:44] Of course, there have been stuff made there today that's not, but for the most part, like if you, when I Googled films that take place in Harlem, it was all a whole bunch of Black Splatoon films such as this one, Black Caesar.
[00:22:58] So I mean, if you really want, I mean, I want to say, I don't want to say if you want to have like a taste of Harlem watch Black Splatoon films because I feel like that's not accurate.
[00:23:07] But I mean, if you want to see like landmarks in Harlem, you could watch some of those films. But yeah, I mean, currently it's actually very beautiful. It's a very nice part of New York. If you go up there, it reminds me a lot of fall.
[00:23:26] So if you're like pumpkin spice lattes and you're moving to Manhattan, hey look into Harlem. Harlem is like Splendid 2. Harlem, Harlem, which is like the Harlem, I don't know if it's about the Spanish Harlem, which is a much more Spanish influenced neighborhood obviously.
[00:23:42] I could just kind of combine it into one Harlem. But yeah, I mean, it's Harlem's Harlem. I don't know what to tell you. Luke Cage, Luke Cage I would say is a better representation, not perfect obviously, but it's better because like all of New York,
[00:23:57] there is still crime there. But it is definitely safer now. And primarily because Luke Cage lives there. I mean, I was walking down the street the other day and Luke Cage was there and I gave him a high five, but he just kind of rejected me.
[00:24:09] But anyway, that was Harlem. It's a wonderful neighborhood. Yeah, that Black Caesar takes place in WooptiD. On the exact opposite side of that, from a white person's worst nightmare to a white person's daydream, we're going straight to Wall Street boys.
[00:24:27] On Wall Street, we're going to go straight into the financial headquarters of the world and we're going to look straight at the worst case of it and that's Wolf of Wall Street. My name is Jordan Belford. The year I turned 26, I made $49 million,
[00:24:51] which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. We're making a name for ourselves. Nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down sideways or in circles. You know where Fugazi is? No, Fugazi. It's fake.
[00:25:09] Fugazi, Fugazi, it's a wasi, it's a woosi, it's a fairy dust. Was all this legal? Absolutely not. We were making more money than we knew what to do with. We don't work for you, man. You have my money, take me to booze. Technically, you do work for me.
[00:25:24] I'm a strong daddy. Oh my God. FBI. Any kind of booze you might want. The bureau forbids us from drinking. I'm doing about 100, I'm out of control. But there's no way to go. And there's no way to slow. How does this actually work? There's a big money sign.
[00:25:55] They get launched at the time they stick. This is their gift, okay? They're built to be thrown like a lawn dart. One, two, three. Stop. Safety first. Safety is first. We don't want to get a bad reputation. I'm doing the money. And I'm zoning. I think I'm possessed.
[00:26:10] It's the only thing I keep it 300. Like the Romans 300. We're the chosen baby. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oops. Yeah. Oh, Wolf of Wall Street. One of James's least favorite films. Yeah, Wall Street, I mean...
[00:26:57] I don't go there often, so I can't really tell you how like... Oh, it's actually really... This is actually not very accurate at all. This is actually like so it's talking for whatever.
[00:27:07] Or it's like, oh this is really accurate and I hate Wall Street, but I don't know. But Wolf of Wall Street, great film. And if you go down to Wall Street, and the few times that I've gone down there,
[00:27:18] it's like every other part of kind of that area. Wall Street's at like the very bottom of Manhattan. And it's... Or the financial district, I should say is in the very bottom of Manhattan. And Wall Street's part of that.
[00:27:34] But yeah, if you go there, you're gonna see a lot of money. You're gonna see a lot of panic. You're gonna see a lot of that. I wouldn't say it's actually one of the more expensive parts of Manhattan. It's definitely less expensive than Tribeca and the uppers.
[00:27:48] But I mean, it is finance. And if you're coming to New York for finance, I mean, I don't really know where else to live. I guess you would live like probably in Jersey or in Queens or Brooklyn and then commute into Wall Street. But yeah, it's... I'm not...
[00:28:02] I'm an artist guys. Listen, listen. I'm an artist. I'm not going to say I understand money because I don't. I understand basic budgeting and that is about it. And that's basically all I understand about Wall Street. But Wall Street, it's a wonderful film.
[00:28:21] And James hates it and I love it. So yeah, we're just gonna move on straight into Lower East Side where I used to live. Was not a fan of it. But the film we're gonna be looking at for the Lower East Side is called Crossing Delancey.
[00:28:51] A loyalty like this doesn't walk through the door every day. Maybe I'll just call him. Is he married? Separated. You made an appointment with a marriage broker? When I was your age, I was married. I had a life. A dog should live alone, not people.
[00:29:12] When an uptown girl... She's great. She's funny, honest, direct. ...gets fixed up with a downtown guy... ...makes pickles... ...pickles... ...sills...pickles... ...pickles... You are joking. They both end up on the rocky road to romantic comedy. Amy Irving... It's a match! No, not so fast. Crossing Delancey.
[00:29:36] A funny movie about getting serious. Alright, I'm just gonna be honest with all of you. I've not seen this film. I googled what films take place in Lower East Side, and this is literally the only one I could find. So I had to put it in.
[00:30:00] I just watched the trailer, just like the rest of you. Looks like a standard 80s 90s rom-com. But I thought, hey, looks kind of interesting. Maybe I'll check it out. Maybe you should shit too. Let's start a film club.
[00:30:13] Maybe the next real nerds movie is gonna be Crossing Delancey. Probably not. They never listened to my recommendations. I'm having mental breakdown. My wife left me anyway. Talking about the Lower East Side, I lived there for a little bit,
[00:30:25] and I can only tell you what it is now. The Lower East Side, I can describe as hell to live in. But wonderful to visit, because there are no grocery stores. There's only like two post-offices. There's nothing really for living.
[00:30:39] It's an entire neighborhood of pretty much exclusively bars. And so if you're into drinking, it's a place to go. Unfortunately, it's very expensive drinking, so you have to be like a rich kid in order to succeed there. There are much cheaper bars,
[00:30:55] really everywhere else in all of Manhattan, even in Tribeca and the uppers. But I mean, it's predominant. The entire industry or the entire economy of the Lower East Side runs on cocaine. So if you're a coca- Hey, if we have any real nerds' listeners
[00:31:11] who are cocaine dealers and are looking for a new place to sell their cocaine, Lower East Side, L.A.S. It's a great place to sell cocaine. But yeah, Lower East Side, Crossing the Lansing, a film I've never heard of in a neighborhood I don't like living in.
[00:31:27] But yeah, we're moving on to what's not a neighborhood, but is actually a park. We're talking about Central Park. It is one of the biggest parts of New York. And then the film we're going to be talking about is a film called A Troll in Central Park.
[00:31:42] Here's most enchanting stories is about to bloom. Now, Don Booth, the director of an American tale, takes children of all ages on a wondrous and spectacular fantasy adventure that will delight and surprise you. A troll in Central Park. It all begins when a lovable little troll named Stanley
[00:32:15] I won't have him growing any more of those flowers. is banished to Central Park by an evil queen. It feels delicious to be so vicious I'm the logger, the queen of me. There, he accidentally comes face to face with a little girl. Trot. And her brother, Gus.
[00:32:41] Who's there? I'm Stanley. What's your name? Ro. Watch this. Together, they share a remarkable journey as they experience the incredible magic of Stanley's amazing special powers. You've got to have a dream after them. Until the evil queen discovered all the fun they were having. We beat the North.
[00:33:17] Now, you too can enjoy the wonder and enchantment of a friendship that grows and blossoms. In a movie, it will make your heart sing. A troll in Central Park. When you believe in yourself, you can do anything. So, yeah, a troll in Central Park is one of the,
[00:33:49] I think one of the last Don Booth films for he finally like turned his studio into kaput. Also, one of, I think it's concerned one of his worst films too. I just did it because that way I thought Central Park was the first film to come to mind.
[00:34:01] So, it's well worth it, but it's a troll in Central Park. But anyway, yeah, it's Central Park is, I mean, essentially the plot of a troll in Central Park is by a troll that is, I think he's an alien actually is sent to Central Park as like
[00:34:16] punishment, which makes sense because Central Park you can walk there during the day in certain parts that are very beautiful and very nice. But Central Park is like a homeless haven, unfortunately. Central Park, I mean, it's like, it's known that you don't
[00:34:31] walk to Central Park at night because that's where homeless people go. But yeah, I mean, it's a beautiful park and I mean, it's like, it's a must see if you visit New York for the first time during the day. But yeah, it's a troll in Central Park,
[00:34:46] it's a lovely film. I'm not gonna say it's a lovely film. I just watched the, I watched the film when I was like 10 and then never watched again and watching the trailer, I was like, I'm never gonna watch that ever again because it doesn't
[00:34:58] look good enough to make me want to watch it. But yeah, Central Park, if you like Central Park and you like trolls, watch a troll in Central Park, I guess. God, award-winning recommendation Henry. God, you're just knocking it out of the park this episode.
[00:35:14] We're definitely not gonna be canceled after one episode. Way to go Henry, you really, you really, you're really, really proving the critics wrong with this one. God, man, your wife had a reason to leave you. We're moving on to Chelsea, Chelsea, a big neighborhood in New York
[00:35:29] and notoriously the neighborhood where Andy Warhol lived and we're gonna start with one of Andy Warhol's films called Batman Dracula.
[00:36:37] Alright, now calm down. This is not Batman vs Dracula. That's a different film. This is Batman Dracula, the Andy Warhol film which is technically the first Batman film I think it's the first, no, I think it's just the first Batman film ever made.
[00:37:07] So I know Ryan's probably angry that Andy Warhol has that title, this is one where Batman decides to just fuck Dracula and that's the plot of this movie. It's very much an Andy Warhol film. It makes absolutely no sense and everyone will hate it.
[00:37:26] I'm not a really fan of it either to be honest. But yeah, first I heard DC Comics movie. DC Comics was not a fan of this by the way. They were like please don't do this and Andy Warhol.
[00:37:38] Being Andy Warhol was like no, I'm gonna do it anyway and then there was really just nothing DC could do. They were just like well we can't really stop you. I don't think they ever screened it theatrically.
[00:37:49] I think it just like one of those things that like exists and the trailer uses like just like, I don't know, like a minute from the movie. But yeah, Batman Dracula, it's not a great time. Chelsea in general, well I'll talk about Chelsea now.
[00:38:05] Chelsea is a town in or is a neighborhood in Manhattan. Blow Hills Kitchen kind of before we get into like downtown like before we get to like Soho and that kind of thing. Chelsea's right there and like 23rd Street and that kind of thing on the west side.
[00:38:25] It's not only a very gay neighborhood so if you're a gay man come on down to Chelsea, we'll take ya. Chelsea Natorice is also where that bombing happened like three years ago. But yeah, Chelsea it's a very nice neighborhood. Not super expensive but still pretty nice.
[00:38:43] But yeah, Chelsea, home of Andy Warhol and the first ever Batman adaptation, Batman Dracula. I bet you didn't, you're probably walking away from this podcast learning something new. Isn't that fun? Oh boy, anyway. Moving on to our last neighbor, I know, I know.
[00:39:03] You can stop crying, you can stop crying. We do have to end the show. We're on to our last neighborhood unfortunately and that is Greenwich Village if you're an outsider. Greenwich Village and the film we're going to be watching at is Inside Lewin Davis.
[00:39:59] Explain the cat. What's its name? I don't know. It's the Gorkone's cat. It slipped out and I don't have the key. Don't tell Jim, obviously. Mel, there was no advance on my solo record. There's gotta be some royalty.
[00:40:33] Christ's sake, it's cold out, I don't even have a winter coat. You're kidding me. Hey, just kidding. No, no. Do you ever think about the future at all? You mean like flying cars? Hotels on the moon? Dang. I want you to leave. Get out of here.
[00:40:58] Danny, your uncle's a bad man. Okay. I'm interested in gigging here. Okay, let's hear something. You don't want to hear the record? Oh, should I? You're here playing me something. Play me something from inside Lou and Davis. So yeah, we're ending on a sad note, apparently,
[00:41:57] with inside Lou and Davis. Greenwich Village, it's where all the hip people, I know like my mom continuously reminds me that Andy Cohen lives in Greenwich Village. It's definitely a nice place to, to be honest, if I could afford it, I'd live there too.
[00:42:14] But inside Lou and Davis, it was all inside Greenwich Village because it's like an artist's kind of haven. It's definitely, I mean, I don't have much to say about. It is kind of like it's a nice place. It's very cold yet warm.
[00:42:30] And yeah, in the same way that, I mean, the Cumberbills really knocked the area out of the park with inside Lou and Davis. It was a very cold yet warm film. But yeah, I mean, just, yeah, I hope this was helpful
[00:42:43] to some of you if you're thinking about visiting New York. I've listed a couple films I think if you're interested in New York if you want to see what it looks like, you can check those films out. We only did Manhattan because, I don't know,
[00:42:55] fuck Brooklyn, fuck Queens, fuck the Bronx, fuck Staten Island. I'm not really, but Manhattan was easier to eliminate down too. There's a lot of neighbors and to be fair, oh, I'll say this, when I started this idea, I was like, oh, I'll have all these different films
[00:43:09] from all these different areas. Turns out pretty much every single film that you see that takes place in New York takes place in the Upper East or Upper West Side. So it got really hard to find films for other neighborhoods.
[00:43:21] But yeah, I hope you've enjoyed this only Henry episode. Next week, I don't know what they're saying actually, Peppermint, I think is what it's called. I think they're gonna go see Peppermint, I think is what they're gonna call it.
[00:43:38] Maybe the Nuns, the Nuns more likely, they're more horror guys. But yeah, so they'll see that. I won't be there because that guy said I'm dealing with my wife divorcing me. But anyway, I will see you guys next time I'm on the podcast.
[00:43:52] I hope you liked this episode. If you're interested in me, please tell me because I have very low self-esteem since my wife left me. And I will see you guys at the movies. Oh boy. Oh my God, Henry, you're such a fucking failure. Everyone hates you.
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