[00:00:00] Hi, this is Jonathan Tirsten from the Perfect House and Sleepboy camp and you are listening to The Real Nerds Podcast.
[00:00:50] We went in the last section here. Oh, that's right. You recorded it before it. That's right. Before that, I have Phyllis Leap. I have to really thank you for the Cockflavored Starbursts you gave me. I appreciate it. Yeah, good.
[00:01:03] I mean, it kind of tastes like sweat and hair but whatever. That's so gross. You just said something so gross that you made yourself crack. You know, I just... Sometimes I don't know why I don't have a filter. Man. This show allows me not to have a filter.
[00:01:21] You know what it also gives me opportunity to tell people about great things that are happening around town. If you want a place to shop for the best place to get comics, I go to Colorado Coins, Cars and Comics in our Vada. Brad, where do you go?
[00:01:33] I go to the same place. That's right because me and Brad know what the fuck's going on. James, where do you go? I used to go to that place but now I go to that place. Good man.
[00:01:40] Well actually, I don't go but they pull everything for me and then something goes. It gets it. And then when I go there to pick up my stuff, they're going to hand it to me and be like, this is James.
[00:01:48] Then I'll take all the cool stuff and make new things. This is like, you had this week. I'm sorry. But if you're looking for comics, go talk to Andrew there. He'll set you up with a whole slot 20% off all new comics.
[00:01:59] Plus they've gotten bored of them for you. What else could you want? It's funny. I recently, like, I needed just a couple boards. So I bought a whole case of boards and a whole bunch of bags. And then I realized like how...
[00:02:11] Now I just have a shit ton of bags and boards. I'm going to do with them. You know, I'm really anal with my bags. I always rebag them. Really? How often? Like the never comic. Really? Why?
[00:02:22] Because I'm weird and I don't like the price tags on the back. That, you know what? Oh no, that's in my head now. I'm going to be like that. See, I'm really weird like that. And it's nobody's fault that my own because I'm a fucking crazy person.
[00:02:34] You'd be surprised how fast you go through those boards and bags. Oh yeah, I don't know. I'm always buying them. I've burned through them. I buy them because that color coins cards and comics.
[00:02:42] It's 599 for 100 of them or you can buy three sets of them for 15 bucks, which I do. So, you know, 300 comics takes me... I don't know about a half a year. And that too because I'm... So I've been going and trying to film my run a spectacular spider-man.
[00:03:00] And I only need like five or six issues. And for some reason, I can't find them anywhere. And I keep on going on like eBay and stuff and I'll type it in. And they'll say, look at the spectacular spider-man comics. And I look at the pictures.
[00:03:10] It's always a one's a missing that they don't have. And I'm not hard to find, but like three dollars near mint. So I don't know. I mean, I don't know. But yeah, so make sure you stuff by car out of coins, cars and comics.
[00:03:24] Half off back issues that are not green-stickered. Like I got this really awesome, like run of amazing. It cost me $10. I got 20 of them. It's all the ones from like the mid 90s where they did like millions of print runs of them.
[00:03:40] And after the comic industry bottom fell out, no one wanted them anymore. Right. You know when everything was poly bagged. Yeah. Where they had like a 15-page story with Spidey. And then there was like a 7-page back up of Venom and you're like, yeah. Who gives this shit?
[00:03:56] Yeah. Totally fuck it. Hey, also too. I ran into Sam while we were waiting for X-Men today. By the way, we see you do movie every week. This week we saw X-Men days of future past.
[00:04:07] And he was up there setting up that little poster they had from the very famous comic cover of X-Men days of future past. And he said that on the website, you cannot get the 3-Day passes anymore. Nope.
[00:04:20] You have to go to specialty shops like Colorado coins, cars and comics to pick up the 3-Day Denver Comic-Con pass. Which if you haven't done so yet, like what the fuck are you doing with your life?
[00:04:30] And he told me if by the time this air is probably Saturday will be completely sold out. Oh no. So they're expecting a huge crowd. So make sure that you go to your local comic shop to pick up passes to color Denver Comic-Con.
[00:04:42] Yeah, because there's no way you'll get 3-Day passes now. Don't want to be one of those fools standing in line wrapped around the commences center three times. Well, you still may be. But hopefully they're going to get you through the line.
[00:04:52] Hopefully they could get you through the line. They have like a whole section of the building now. That's just for registration. Pretty much the they got a whole new section this year, you know, to add to their space. But they're not expanding the actual con.
[00:05:03] They're just expanding registration. So hopefully they'll, you know. And also I want to remind people that on Friday it's all day now. Yeah. It's not just to the afternoon. It's all day. Oh shit. Good thing I took Thursday and Friday. I know. Me too.
[00:05:16] I was talking to Sam and I said well when can we set up he said you can be there eight o'clock in the morning. On Thursday. On Thursday. I mean Friday. Oh, okay. Okay. Wow.
[00:05:25] So yeah, we'll have to get in touch with the people we know and get our media passes and get that set up. And also the last little thing bit I'll say about Denver Comic Con is we got the confirmation email from their.
[00:05:39] Programming director that we are now part of the real heroes of cinema. Little thing they have and you have a little bio on the web page. You can check out go to doublecomicon dot com slash real heroes and you will find real nerds pod show on there.
[00:05:52] Brad submitted a really funny little blurb and uh, does it up there already? Yeah. Yeah. I kept checking in wasn't posted yet but you can click on the link on the email they sent us. It takes it right to it. So yeah. There you go. Cool.
[00:06:04] We've done it for Comic Con. It is Father days weekend. It is June 13th through the 15th at Denver, Denver Colorado Convention Center. We don't know when that's screening will be yet. Yeah, but we don't know when this screening is exactly.
[00:06:14] But we know that we're in it and we have a blurb and uh, there is a blurb. So yeah, we want to think all the people at Denver Comic Con as always.
[00:06:23] We will have boots to the pavement trying to get some more great artists to be on our show. If you've been to our Facebook page lately, thank you for the likes. I've been reposting some of our classic interviews.
[00:06:34] And today when I was out buying movies, I bought Swamp Thing that is on screen factories. Collectors edition thing. I don't know Michael Useland was a producer on that so. Cool to see that really makes sense. Do you see Comic character? Ha. That's true.
[00:06:49] So yeah, already mentioned we see X. We saw Xman days of future past this week. We also talk about stuff we've been watching movie news said news this week. Not to someone died. No. But nobody.
[00:06:59] We also talk about DVDs that are coming out box office numbers and a comic book to read. Dyskip. Got everything. Yeah, that's going to say. Do you realize that our very first episode was Xman first class? Yeah, we were in the first class.
[00:07:14] And we are three weeks away from our fourth anniversary. Yeah. We're hitting it. Yeah. Third or fourth. Third or third. I'm going to do something fun this week. I'm going to spring something on you guys. No, I'm going to spring on you. Oh no.
[00:07:27] I'm going to go back and I'm looking at like big release movies from years past. Yeah. And this week is a 30th anniversary of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Which is.
[00:07:40] And I just wanted to know what you guys thought about it because I was reading a lot of interviews with Spielberg this week. And I know he did not like that movie. He did not like how dark it was. He didn't like how it felt.
[00:07:49] It's actually my second favorite Indiana Jones movie because I like how dark it gets. And I like how india's in it. And what's because Lucas was going through the divorce of them. Yeah.
[00:08:00] Because that's what Lucas says is that he was like in the real trials of his divorce and the depression of his divorce. It was like, I don't know. Fuck it. There are people ripping out hearts around the world. Like, you know, I really like it.
[00:08:13] I think it's fun. I think there's some there's some crummy bits to it and I think that it's, you know, like the compositing on that first shot when they're, you know, sliding down the hill is the worst shot in any Indiana Jones. Well, in the original trilogy.
[00:08:30] But it also unfortunately for Indiana Jones 4 sort of sets up some of the like, the tropes of the Indiana Jones movie. So like, you know, the critters just, you know, they're always being like that, you know, that really gross critters scene, you know, that one is the bugs.
[00:08:48] And of course they do the, well, they can have that to own Raiders when he goes in and there's transdise on all over those people. Yeah. But it like it becomes a thing that later they're like constantly calling back to
[00:08:59] and you sort of expect from Indiana Jones movie because they started putting that something to the second one. But I love it. I think short round is really cool. Do you know he's a really famous like, white choreographer now? Really. Yeah. Wow. I read that too. That's interesting.
[00:09:13] Yeah. Because he, that's really, he doesn't really act in very many movies. No. You know, it just when he was a kid and then he became a really famous, a white coordinator and choreographer. Yeah.
[00:09:23] I just thought to be fun to rehash some favorite films and I really like that we would be in there. So many iconic moments for it of it to me. And I mean, I have two scenes I always stick out in my head when they're going
[00:09:38] across that bridge and Indiana Jones realizes he's caught and he does that. He wraps his arm around with the rope. Yeah. Oh shit. What's he doing? Yeah. And the whole time later we go for Raiders. Yeah. Yes. And then that's I love that one.
[00:09:54] And I love the, the hero shot of when Indie comes back. You know, when he realizes he makes a mistake and it's that like swooping camera into him. It's great. Yeah. And he puts the hat back on. It signals that Indiana Jones is back.
[00:10:06] And it does sort of stand out from the rest as not being, and this is, the argument for why Lucas didn't want to do the cup in the third one was because he didn't want to do like a Judeo Christian centric thing again.
[00:10:22] And I think that one stands out for that exact reason. It is so dark and is dealing into this like weird mysticism, you know. The fact that like supernatural stuff happens in that movie, you know?
[00:10:36] Like there is no scientific explanation for hearts bursting into flame, which I mean God shows up at the end of Raiders but whatever. That's in the climax. Like there's stuff during the movie that it shouldn't happen. Yeah. Like the voodoo doll stuff. Yeah. The voodoo doll. Right.
[00:10:54] Like there's ongoing plot points that are, you know, it's not just like all the God shows up. It's like trying to climb up that waterfall bucket thing. Yeah. The evil kid keeps stabbing the doll and it's like some of it's kind of comedic
[00:11:04] he goes, ah, I didn't know. It's all off a little bit. Yeah. But yeah. Like the other stuff is with the exception of ghosts of God coming out of a treasure chest. Yeah. Maybe a little more basic realism. Right.
[00:11:18] There's a mystery in the first and the third one. You don't really know what's going to happen. And then like when the guy gets super old and his eyes suck into his head, you're like, where is it in table of doom?
[00:11:28] You're just like, oh my God, the indie is in some shit. Like there is like bucked up stuff just constantly happening in that one. But there's also the great scene where Willy wants indie to spend the night with her. No.
[00:11:41] The pacing back and forth on what they should do. I really love the movie. I really do. Which also leads me into the, one of the best scenes in all those movies, which is
[00:11:50] the spike trap section, which is like, you know, playing back to all these old serial moments. We just sort of we know that trick really well. But then that scene is just so much fun and shot going to die. One of the best of every lines.
[00:12:09] And then you can't do the frowny face on an audio podcast. Yeah, that's the movie that I grew up watching. I didn't see a, I saw a last crusade at some point afterwards.
[00:12:18] And I didn't see a, a, a lot of the arc until the years later, like maybe four years after that. So I like for the thing, for me, the first one was to double a new. So nice.
[00:12:27] That's just kind of a weird way to get into that series. But yeah, it's cool too. Because I think it's the 25th anniversary for the last crusade this week as well. If I remember correctly and it's cool seeing the alamo is going to show it and that they
[00:12:43] have that little clip at the end where he's like no ticket and the audience still laughs. Yeah, that joke still lands 25 years later. Yeah. Is amazing without the proper setup without. Right exactly without even the proper setup.
[00:12:54] I even like every time I see that, I'm like, you know, if they put in that setup, it would probably work better even in that trailer. So it's, it's wonderful. Yeah. No, that movie is better. How did you know she was a Nazi? She talks on her sleep.
[00:13:06] Yeah. Father and son tag team and some. Yes, some more brothers. Yeah. Yeah, that's a Nazi. I'm not a Nazi. I'm a brother. Actually look for the term ahead, but that's so gross. Cool. So that's, I just find to talk about that movie because I love Indiana Jones.
[00:13:24] No, I think that's cool. Then it came out 30 years ago. Can you read that? It's crazy. I like Temple of Doom too. Do you? What your favorite part about Temple of Doom, Brad? Where'd you rank for you on indie movies? I'm not going to rank him.
[00:13:39] Oh my god. If you don't want to play with me. I saw, I saw last year's stayed first and I think I saw Temple of Doom like it in a home. And like that Temple of Doom really caught my imagination for like stuff creatively that
[00:13:53] I did as a child, like writing short stories and drawing things. Like I'd make up characters that were not Indiana Jones, but they had the same adventures like that. Like fighting Nazi is going to. Kentucky Jones. Yeah. They were animal. Florida Jones. Florida Jones.
[00:14:09] But yeah, if I had one Chris is, and I think it's probably the Slopiest one before. I think it's the Slopiest one because Christmas skull is technically really proficient, but you know, the story is not as interesting. Yeah. Well, but it's still fun.
[00:14:28] Last year's stayed for me as like the Titus and then Raiders is obviously classic. So, yeah. I'm not going to rank him there. They're all fun for me. I think you just did. I think you just ranked. I will say last Crusade is my favorite. So there. Nice.
[00:14:41] Yeah, and no, then I could rank your movies for you. Oh, God James, the fuck is going on in your phone. I have no idea what that is. Is that me? I can't tell where that sound is coming from. I'll just, I'll just make it go away.
[00:14:55] Okay, it's gone now. This is the stuff that's happened in the world of movies. We call this segment Real News. It's Real News. So, I think there are two things that like, if you'd asked me a week ago, I wouldn't expect we would be talking about this week.
[00:15:21] They would be these two things. One is actually now there's three. I forgot. So the biggest one is that Edgar Wright left a man, which to me means I don't know that I give or should about a man.
[00:15:36] It's the first time that Marvel has made a move that I've really kind of been like, I can't get on board with this anymore. A lot of people are pissed and read the Twitter stuff. It's pretty funny. Yeah, no, it's pretty disappointing.
[00:15:50] And then you, it's the thing that we all knew was scary about the way Marvel was doing this because as a studio they had their hands on everything so much and were editing
[00:16:02] down to the end and really had a lot of control over the movie which is why the expanded, why the universe works together so well. But then we also find out that Drew got her to use the Daredevil show and it just feels
[00:16:16] like dark times over there when you have two-themed Marvel's piss because Drew got her it's going to do sinister six and like, fuck you, you're going to go to Sony. It's, I mean, maybe.
[00:16:25] I mean, there's definitely like some politics there but like, and as much as I love Drew got her, he's not Edgar Wright. Edgar Wright is a guy who there's a few reasons why this is stupid from Marvel's perspective.
[00:16:37] One, Ant-Man nobody really gives a shit about, you know, for the most part. So like that is a character. You can let that character sort of breathe outside of your universe and do some weird stuff with him, you know, takes some pictures. Yeah, takes some chances.
[00:16:51] Let Edgar Wright just go make a fun movie. Two, Edgar Wright has in my mind never made a movie that wasn't great. So why don't you trust him a little bit? And three, Edgar Wright has for that reason a pretty big cult.
[00:17:05] And it's a pretty big cult that crosses over with your pretty big cult in a pretty big way. And so I don't understand why you don't just like, and there's a lot that will come out.
[00:17:19] Maybe Edgar Wright has gone fucking nuts and he and whatever story he wants to tell or whatever the thing is that they weren't really fighting over, that we will probably never really understand.
[00:17:30] Maybe he was wrong, but it just sort of sucks because that movie was one of those things. One of those little gems that I was waiting for and I was like, man, when we finally get that, that'll be cool.
[00:17:43] Then now I don't think it's going to be that cool. It might still be good. Yeah, the interesting thing is besides nerds, I mean who really knows who Edgar Wright is. You're right. And so I'm absolutely right. I wanted to see him make it.
[00:17:57] I, I, I, Edgar Wright makes amazing movies but they're not financially, but I financially successful movies. Yeah, I mean his movies like Sean the Dead, I'm sure cost a couple million and it made 30 million that's fine. You're not wrong.
[00:18:09] But I mean, I think at the end of the day, I've had like, Marvel once, 100 billion I've used. And I mean, they still have all the cast and they really have no say.
[00:18:18] I mean, I'm, I'm bummed because just like Scott Pilgrim, you saw how much potential this guy has to make really cool movies. Yeah. Then you see the world's end and he just does things with the camera action-wise that you just can't wait to see.
[00:18:32] And, you know, when we reviewed that movie, we talked about how we feel like he's getting better and better. And when we talked about the action in the world, then we talked about how excited we were
[00:18:40] for Antman for that exact reason because he's gotten so good at it because he's so kinetic. And if you go back to like the test footage that he did for Antman, you watch that and
[00:18:50] you just know like a guy who's that visual and a director, he was going to do something really, really cool. And it's not to say that whoever they bring on isn't going to do a great job.
[00:19:00] And it's not to say that whoever they bring on isn't going to make a better movie than he would have. It just means that a movie that I was really excited about, I'm not really excited about anymore.
[00:19:10] Because the same thing with, you know, they did it with James Gunn where they took this property that most people didn't give a shit about. He lived to this guy who, his last movie, got ripped of the roof off the building and touched a man's brain.
[00:19:22] And he was like, you know, it's just, the guy is a little bit nuts. But they, I don't know, they probably put him in a box to some degree and said, okay, you can't go too crazy but this movie has a raccoon in it.
[00:19:35] So they already took some risk on somebody else who was not financially viable. So I don't know, it's, it's a bummer. And the same thing with Drew got it like, I don't really care that much about,
[00:19:48] I think the Daredevil could be a really awesome TV show and I think that the sort of style that Drew got it would bring to it probably be really cool but that gets somebody else.
[00:19:58] Because it may, yeah, it's like you say like it may just be that he left for, you know, scheduling reasons and not just for, by creative reasons but just a bummer. He's attached for almost a decade. Exactly, that's what's the same thing.
[00:20:14] That same thing is true for Ed Gray. Yeah, like give up this close to the finish line. Yeah, right? It's pretty amazing. You know, they're definitely in pre-production because it comes out next to why. Yeah.
[00:20:24] And it's got to suck for him just because you know, he's been thinking about that movie and planning that movie for so long and now it's just not going to happen. You wonder if they're going to make up, you're like, come back. Yeah, right?
[00:20:35] Like next thing we know would be like Edgar writes Avengers 3 and you're like, what the fuck? But the other thing that I can't believe we're talking about is that they've wrapped production on a Warcraft movie, which we've not seen anything from. And it's directed by Duncan Jones.
[00:20:53] Oh, that's right. Right. Right. So they went and took, you know, it's World of Warcraft but just Warcraft. And they went and made a movie about it. And they've not released any information. I haven't seen a picture from it, so I'm still not convinced it's real.
[00:21:07] I've seen some, like, back at BlizzCon last year. So Blizzard is the company that makes Warcraft games. Yeah. And BlizzCon is they do this yearly convention just for their games because they're so big. The fans are so relevant. And they make so much money.
[00:21:18] They make so fucking crap below the money about it. Yeah. And they show some concept art at that because I was watching you. Yeah. And they had Duncan Jones. They had somebody else. Chris Benson. Is this a live action movie? Yes. It's going to be live action.
[00:21:34] No, I have a feeling it's going to be live action like Avatar is live action. I have a feeling there's a lot of CG in this movie. But they did show, like, some stuff there and they talked about it there.
[00:21:42] But I mean, still, like, there's going to be so much secret saber and this thing. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Also, yeah, it is just called Warcraft, which I think is the correct decision. It should not be wild for Warcraft. Yeah.
[00:21:52] They're a lot of people who won't go see a movie called World of Warcraft because they know what World of Warcraft is. There's such a stigma around that. Yeah, this is not a World of Warcraft movie. It's a Warcraft movie.
[00:22:02] It goes back to like the first game when it was like Orcs versus humans. Which is, I honestly, yeah, here's the thing. It's awesome. Like, this game, the company that makes this game puts a lot of love and time and creativity into their stories.
[00:22:18] It's the reason why I love their games. The world that they created for Warcraft is amazing. And I would love to see this movie. I just never believed anyone would actually make it. So that's the reason why I'm still a little bit fibergasted by the whole thing.
[00:22:32] And they made it under the radar. Oh, those Duncan Jones. So the worst news of the week is the dumb name for the new Batman movie. Oh, that's what you were leading up to. No, no, the worst news was the Edgar Wright thing. Yeah. Oh, man.
[00:22:48] I don't know that I give a shit. It's such a political name. You know, I know. Because they're leading to Johnson's League. What happens is there a bunch of dudes sitting around in office with it. And Justice League, what can we carry?
[00:23:01] It's the same reason they called Captain America, Captain America, Captain America, the first Avenger. And Captain America, the first Avenger was also a dumb name. But, you know, I'm just saying, Brad, how do you feel about your... Yeah, it's kind of dumb. Yeah, it's just screams of like,
[00:23:17] Well, Batman is the more pathocarctroso put that one first. And then, versus we don't want to lead people on to their fighting each other. But we'll make it like a crime drama. So it's a legal thing. Yeah, it's going to be cool as a few.
[00:23:29] Yeah, it's not versus well. And Don of Justice, yeah, like Don usually works in our big budget movies as a title. So I know, even I think that trailer for Don of the Planet of the Apes is really cool.
[00:23:40] But just like rise of the planet of the Apes, I think it's so clunky. Yeah. It's like Don of the Planet of the Apes. Yeah. The problem is that the title of the Apes is so cool on screen. I think that it's hard to get around. All right?
[00:23:58] No, what do you call it? Planned of the Apes 7. I know I can't just call it Don of the Apes, but, you know, just me. Oh, all right. And it's funny too. And I see like the logo for the new Batman and Superman movie.
[00:24:07] It looks just like injustice. It totally does. It's the thing is the same font. Yeah. And like even the kind of the grayish tint in the shape of the Batman logo. Yeah. It's like fan art. Yep. Oh, in the in. Yeah.
[00:24:21] Well, it's because they're trying to like squeeze the two logos together. Yeah, but just like lazy. It is. Digging from a guy who designed stuff all day. Yeah. I don't think how are you Brad? Uh, because I'm here and they're out there. They don't know what I am.
[00:24:35] Do it remotely. You should call them and tell them where you are. Warner Bros. Like, hey, Warner Bros. I'm in Denver. Is that me? Warner Brothers advertisement department? Yeah. I'd like to speak with the person in charge of every moment. Yeah. You can't talk to Warner Bros.
[00:24:47] They're two days like that. Warner Bros. It's a ball cap. Okay. I want to talk to the person in charge of everything. Yeah. We've talked to Michael. He's good. Yeah. Can you put Mike on the phone? Yeah. Yes, once you know your title's done. Yeah.
[00:25:02] Who I talked about changed on that. Yeah. I read it. And it's funny because I saw on box office mode. Joe and I noticed that the now so it was made. And I didn't want to click on theirs.
[00:25:11] I'm like, how am I going to go do like a cool comic book website? And of course I went to superhero hype. And I didn't. I think that mine was the new title of Batman Superman is question mark.
[00:25:20] So yeah, it should be worlds finest but I get why it's not. Yeah. I mean it should be. But I get why it's not. But do you really need again to tell people that Batman and Superman are in this movie?
[00:25:32] And then the next movie is going to be the Justice League because one of them is in the end or whatever like no you don't. Because they either know or they don't care. But anyway, unless there's a mouth that's new. No, thanks.
[00:25:45] So my wife is texting me that they can see a swirling crowd cloud from their office. Hmm. I don't know too many tornadoes that are liquid color added. Yeah and that's the thing. Like even the tornadoes this week like they didn't hit the ground.
[00:26:02] Like they swirled but they didn't like. I thought the one out in Aurora on Thursday or Friday did. I thought so. Oh, oh. Oh, I don't know. What if I just a Cyclone? A really bad Spider-Man villain.
[00:26:16] Speaking of comic books, this is what you should be reading this week. We shot nerds into comic corner. James you have a comic book for me this week. I do. Finally fuck. Oh, I mean I'm gonna Spider-Man. No, I mean I'm gonna cheat but still.
[00:26:33] I'm moving all my stuff but I did come across this one as I was back and up all my comics. I have a lot of comics. I didn't realize how many I have until like I moved them and they weigh so much.
[00:26:43] But we went and something to spend this week. We did and it's got kitty pride in it. It does and if you want to read a back kitty pride. You know where I'm going. You have to read a astonishing experiment which I've talked about before.
[00:26:55] You can go get all four trades of just readings of astonishing experiment at Caled of Crane Scars the Comics for 20% off which is awesome. But basically it tells the story of there's this other planet called the Break
[00:27:07] World and they're these aliens and they don't like us very much. And they want to shoot a giant ass bullet at the planet. Meanwhile, there's other stuff going on with robots and other crazy shit and it's cool.
[00:27:18] But the greatest thing is that the way just reading writes that team is just a lot of fun. Wolverine has like these. Not a kidgy moments but like the sort of comic relief moments that are just really
[00:27:31] endearing and I know it really focuses on Colossus and Kitty Pride which if you haven't gone to see X-Men days of future past yet then one of the things you can do like if you.
[00:27:45] The movies got those two characters in it and I felt for them and felt connected to them a little bit more because I had read that book. So it's totally worth checking out. It's really good in it too.
[00:27:56] Oh yeah, the fact that I didn't talk about it cast today's art. Like when I think about what X-Men should look like I think of his art now with the exception of his beast. I don't like his beast. Yeah, but he has never really smooth. Exactly. And soul.
[00:28:12] Yeah. He's Kitty Pride's really cute. Absolutely. Yeah and the covers for those of you. I've actually been collecting them to get. I think I have almost every issue of Joss Reen's run because the covers for those were just amazing.
[00:28:25] Yeah, it's the work that's well with the check and out and I know it's you can get some issues at Quinn's cards as well but the trades are really want to hard to find. And some ones that are in the middle are really hard to find. Yeah.
[00:28:38] And then they'll get the trades for sure. There's some really cool varying covers as well that he did. But yeah, it's a great story and where he ends up taking it and what he ends up doing with those characters is really impactful. Totally worth checking out until.
[00:28:53] It did a change to ask well of Xman. Joss Reen and Superstar. This is one of my favorite parts of the show guys. It's stuff we've been watching. So yeah, this is just stuff we've been watching. Dan, what'd you watch this week? I'm going through purity.
[00:29:18] So I had like I've been moving this week. I haven't really had too much time to watch too much stuff. I did go see Godzilla with you guys last week and I'm sure you guys talked about it. But I would like to touch on it.
[00:29:29] So I had some problems with that movie but I decided that I liked it. So like it seems to be the consensus. Yeah, like it looked really fucking good. It was cool. Yeah. That one monster fucked up. Those other two monsters and that was okay. Spoiler, sorry.
[00:29:48] We didn't say witch monster. Yeah, we said the one thing too. Yeah, like come on. The one monster was man. Whatever. But in like I didn't. Okay, so there were some points where it's like all right.
[00:30:04] We're going to see these monsters fight and then they would cut away just to the following day. What it's sunny out now. And it's like, you just see like the aftermath of it and then whatever one is doing about it.
[00:30:16] And then that happened like 18 times throughout the whole movie. And like okay, okay, I get it. They're blue, bollied me and they're trying to like build it up and make it amazing for when they finally show it. And when they finally show it, it's pretty fucking cool. Yeah.
[00:30:27] However, when there was some action, like some action throughout the movie, it didn't happen quite so much at the end. It was more through the beginning in the middle. And when you're playing the really cheesy, like old Godzilla actiony movie, music over everything.
[00:30:42] And I was like this is, I like this scene would be better with no audit, like no soundtrack back again. Just in my just personally, that's what I would think about it. I think action scenes with no soundtrack to them and it's just the audio of what's happening.
[00:30:59] And you're just like, you don't have to, they're not giving you a track to also build the theme of that scene in your head.
[00:31:05] And you're just what you see in the sounds that you're hearing of the metal scraping in this car chase or whatever it might be for whatever movie. I really like it when movies do that.
[00:31:13] So when I have this cheesy music over everything, I'm like fuck man, come on, like I think this is cool. Get that music out of here please. Because they're like trying to telegraph what you should feel.
[00:31:23] Yeah, when I thought about it, I think my favorite moment is the Godzilla tsunami where he comes to Hawaii and it's a tsunami and they fight at the airport. I mean besides him, you know, fight reading down the neck of a monster. Oh man that was cool.
[00:31:39] You know really good. Yeah, like just a lot of it looked really good. That was so hot it was blue. A lot of it looks really good but at the same time there was a lot of it I didn't give a shit about. Yeah this is true.
[00:31:52] I also loved that they're like Godzilla, they're kind of designed for the monster. He was like, like T-Rex short arms and he was really clumsy. I thought that was funny and cool. And it's not like they played that up a way too much.
[00:32:04] It was like look how dumb this, you know it wasn't like that at all but I just thought that it was. I just thought that it was funny. I liked it. So Godzilla is a movie that you could maybe go see if you want to.
[00:32:14] And then I've been watching 24 because hey, holy fuck, 24 is back on. I know it's awesome. Yeah it's going pretty okay so far. It's four episodes, but it's been like three weeks. Yeah something like that. And it's been good and I like that there's.
[00:32:32] And like this is it's a short season, it's like a 12 episode thing right? So hopefully what that means is that the quality that we've seen so far will continue on through the whole thing and what we won't have is James Cromwell showing up in kidnapping Jack Bauer's group.
[00:32:45] nephew. Like three episodes after a fucking new goes off in middle of Los Angeles because they still have to have storylines. So hopefully what we've seen so far will kind of continue. It's been pretty good. Have they jumped in time yet?
[00:33:00] No and I think it's going to be really interesting if they. This week's cliffhanger is well the story is as they're able to hijack American control drones and they're going to use them to attack London. Yeah.
[00:33:13] I think you'd be really, really fascinating because this week too they finally had someone who believed Jack Bauer which is great. Yeah. You know he got arrested at the end, he gave himself up because all he wanted was someone to listen to about the plot that was happening.
[00:33:25] And if they actually went forward in time and then next episode is after the destruction of the drones, I think that would be sweet and like Jack Bauer like the episode opens them crawling out of like the you,
[00:33:35] the parliament building or something and yes to go kill people. So like like just cut the whole scene of where he is getting bombed from the drones. Just put that out and it's like from 5pm whatever. Well, oops we forgot to show you this really cool shit.
[00:33:52] Yeah but I don't like they're not going to do that. Of course not. That would be hilarious. Well if God's little showed up then they would cut away. Absolutely. They totally what they don't cut to the next day. Right.
[00:34:03] I'm such a 24-nerd that I just get so excited as Tom Brad when it first came back on. What he says the following takes place between 1 AM and 2 PM or 2 PM. Events occur at real time. Oh my god. Yeah.
[00:34:15] I think rather than since it's only 12 in traditionally in the show around hour 12 they kind of flip the show on his head and it goes a different direction.
[00:34:23] So maybe episode 6 is where we're going to get something different because so far like my big problem is it's been the same plot of like really. We have to help the president again like they're on the same area.
[00:34:34] It's it's it's it's it's bombs and weapons like as a storyline. I don't know where drones and it's 24. She's Brad so critical. Drove everything nerve gas nuclear bomb like they're all the same like all the other things that are dangerous viruses.
[00:34:49] You know how come he doesn't fight tornadoes or some shit like come on and this week too the main bad chick like had her own daughters fingers like cut off their hammered off.
[00:34:59] Yeah because her husband wasn't going to fly the drones which oh my god those scenes were like I'm like I get it they're bad like they had before that happened which was cool.
[00:35:08] I mean it's really hard to tell you how many scenes of like the the bad guys daughters husband just like trying to deal with though I want to do this bad thing or not like those scenes are just like.
[00:35:21] Most of the episode is boring like get back to Jack. Yeah well Jack was just in a room uploading files. I was reading some article and they were talking about Kate the blonde girl I can't think we're just not Kate something.
[00:35:35] Yeah for season two that was really weird. Yeah it's not the same character but it's really that was really weird and so.
[00:35:41] But some article and it was like finally there's like a female counterpart to Jack now I'm like what about this like if you if you're going to skip Chloe which okay they're also was Renee yeah if you skip Renee then you're just I'm not going to reach 24.
[00:35:56] 24 article because somebody did their research that was like and even if it wasn't a deep character it was a really fun character season seven and a 24 Renee walker played by the most beautiful woman ever I don't know what her name is she's fucking gorgeous holy shit.
[00:36:11] I think I know what I just said that red any whercing his her name. Yeah yeah I know nowhere there we go. I think it's good a large she's a really fun addition to formula for the show.
[00:36:25] And I like this new character but the idea that there's finally a female counterpart to Jack now like there's been plenty of cool female characters. You mean Nina is I mean because yeah I mean the first season for a while she does exactly what Jack does.
[00:36:39] Yeah so actually read like recently we launched the first couple. I know I got to go back and watch him they're not on Netflix anymore really there I think they're on who I think they're on Amazon but they're not on Netflix.
[00:36:52] Hmm they like take them off like two through guys that's why by physical copies of things now I can pull off myself and watch whenever I want yeah. Fuck digital totally. They're not blurry yet are they no that's what sucks well I'm hoping seven and eight.
[00:37:07] Yeah I'm hoping that with this new one they're gonna release it as like a box set is that when it was widescreen. Yes. Oh yeah so what I think is widescreen season six. Was it? I don't remember.
[00:37:18] I think so we transitioned but they put on Blu-ray till seven and eight. That's so weird. What a weird. Yeah. Man. And on Netflix seasons like the early seasons before widescreen they would upscale them so they would trim the bottom of top and make them widescreen on Netflix.
[00:37:34] That's horrible. Yeah. I thought they looked okay because like this wasn't that long ago that it was watching the first season. It was like this looks better than I remember. Like it doesn't look amazing. You know yeah.
[00:37:44] It's a fox show that I'm watching over the internet through magic tubes but I don't know. Maybe you have more of it. I thought I looked okay. Yeah I liked it. I like it. It's just when you know the show.
[00:37:59] Like from the 50s and 60s like standard on streaming like those are fine but I don't know. Like those are fine but when I see modern shows that are still the square on my widescreen TV and this black wears in the left and right that bothers me. Yeah.
[00:38:12] So I find with losing the top and bottom. It's a skill up. Can't increase the resolution. Can I just turn into a mom it'd be like can't they just magically make it work? Oh gosh.
[00:38:22] It's like when somebody hands you like a like a really low wrist picture says can you make this way bigger and not lose any detail? No. That's a 24 technology that doesn't exist. When they just the office too.
[00:38:34] Like the first four or five seasons they scale it up in. I don't mind missing those little pieces of the frame.
[00:38:42] When I worked at Blockbuster and I would have to explain to people like because they would come up and they'd be pissed that we only had movies in widescreen. I'd have to explain to them like because they'd be like,
[00:38:52] Well not everybody has widescreen TVs and I was like, I don't care like the movies shot in widescreen. If you don't watch it that way you lose like 40% of the film what is wrong with you and they just like they wouldn't get it.
[00:39:10] Like if you had this at pan and scan. Oh gosh. I'm so sorry to you. So drive me crazy. I'm mistakenly bought a movie. Like it was probably like the last DVD about it was some some comedy had like people that fuck.
[00:39:23] But I'm mistakenly bought the non-white screen like Panis, Gain version is pissed. Panis, Gain's the worst. Anyway see yeah I watched guys in the Ln24. Nice pretty much it. Cool James.
[00:39:36] I sort of only watched one thing this week because yeah I'm moving as well this week so a lot of my I packed up all of my blue rays a couple days ago. I have a lot of them.
[00:39:48] Not as many fans when you do it though because yeah you pack them all up and I want to watch something. I know right. Yeah well especially now because I want to unpack stuff but I had to open up the blue rays to get anyone.
[00:39:59] So I crossed the movie off my list this week which was apocalypse now. I had never seen apocalypse now before so I got the blue ray the blue ray is gorgeous.
[00:40:09] I didn't watch the redux version yet but the blue ray comes with all of it well I was about to say all three. It comes with both versions of the movie and it also comes with hearted darkness and I did watch hearted darkness.
[00:40:19] So if you don't know what apocalypse now is it is a movie about Vietnam that is a loose translation of Joseph Conrad's of the hearted darkness where Martin Schien gets sent deep into Vietnam to go kill the sentence of the shit.
[00:40:38] He gets sent into the shit to go kill this guy named Kurtz who has gone crazy and is like just out in the middle Vietnam like having soldiers just kill people or whatever like burning babies.
[00:40:49] Yeah yeah he's just basically the rumors are that he's out there burning babies you're right that's what they say in the movie.
[00:40:55] And so he goes out and most of the movie is actually just him and the guys were trying to get him up the river traversing the river and the sort of things they run into in the weird sort of
[00:41:07] sort of cross section of what Vietnam was like and it's interesting I talked about this I did a presentation in in college where I talked about sort of the phase of Vietnam more movies because
[00:41:22] Pocos now comes at this point where it was made because it's oh god Francis Ford Copila and of course Francis Ford Copila wasn't in the war but it was made post to Vietnam when people like real stories of what the war was like were coming out.
[00:41:40] So it's very different than the wars like green berets that were made during Vietnam that are like traditional positive war movies. It's a movie where you can tell that he is trying to make you understand like just how shitty and insane specifically that war was.
[00:41:58] I think it's great the movie is pretty damn awesome and the things he pulls out pulls off like the white shots and the because you also know like it's not CG so you're watching these huge explosions where whole sections of the forest are falling apart and you're like oh my god like you did all of that you know it's like a Vietnam war version of Lawrence of Arabia where just the stuff you're watching you know is really happening and it's unbelievably impressive.
[00:42:27] And so I absolutely recommend that people see that but I think that you have to watch it if you then immediately watch Heart of Darkness which is the documentary that I don't remember who made it but it's compiled from. I'll add just interviews and footage Margaret Spurlock.
[00:42:46] No one. There was a second where you had me that's what's sad. It's compiled with footage from like you know behind the scenes interviews that they've done and the lot you know whenever they made the documentary as well as.
[00:42:59] This audio that his that Francis Ford Copa is wife was recording while they were making the movie that she was just doing she was going to do like a book or something like that.
[00:43:11] And they went and got all that audio and plugged that into the movie as well and it basically sort of tells you the story of the making of that movie how hard it was to make that movie and how it pretty much drove Francis Ford Copa in scene for a while.
[00:43:29] Because it was way over budget and took way too long to make and he was trying to make it outside of the studio so it was like back home it was becoming or back in in Hollywood it was becoming this like pariah where everybody was looking at this and saying like look this is what happens when you go outside of the studios and like.
[00:43:48] This guy is out there in the jungle making this movie and like just burning money basically trying to make this thing. And he is clearly convinced he can't make it good, which is the other side of it that's so fascinating.
[00:44:02] It starts with this piece of audio where he's saying like what no one everyone else believes I'm going to pull this off and I'm the only one who knows that I'm not like no one believes me when I tell them that this movie is going to be a piece of shit.
[00:44:14] And then of course it's Apocalypse Now which is an amazing film. So it's a really interesting thing to pair with the movie. It's the kind of thing honestly you want on every DVD, right?
[00:44:26] You kind of want to watch a movie and then immediately have somebody like tell you just how hard it was to make and what the pitfalls were and like interesting little anecdotes about things that happened behind the scenes. It's of like that. It's a really cool documentary.
[00:44:40] So even if you've seen Apocalypse Now and you've never seen Harder Darkness, you go find that blue ray or I mean the documentary is sold separately but it's if you don't have the blue ray you might as well just buy the box set.
[00:44:52] And I think I will. The read-ex version is like 40 minutes longer. I have a feeling I'm going to go back and rewatch that whole thing because they show you little bits of the scenes that they added back in in the Harder Darkness.
[00:45:02] And I think some of them are pretty interesting. So it's a it's a really neat film and I'm. I don't know if I'd watched it like 10 years ago when I was first becoming a film educated person, I probably wouldn't have appreciated it at all.
[00:45:17] But now I look at it and I just yeah it's it's a really impressive movie. So have you guys. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's really cool. So my dad is a big war movie guy. Yeah.
[00:45:30] So there is I mean I saw a metal jacket platoon apocalypse now probably before anybody should have seen them. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I mean I haven't seen it a while but I remember it being really visceral and really interesting.
[00:45:42] It's not the most what's interesting is like it makes Vietnam out to be a really horrible thing but it's not the most. Grue some no one right like no.
[00:45:52] Like there is there are a couple scenes where you see like people who you know lost a limb or something like that.
[00:45:57] But as far as you don't see a lot of people get shot necessarily he focuses more on like just sort of the insanity that occurs which is almost more brutal than then you know a saving private Ryan where you're getting pulled through all this emotional back and forth as you know keep having characters die.
[00:46:19] So I totally forgot that same a private Ryan had Vin Diesel in it. Yeah. I love it. It's like a couple weeks ago I somebody was telling me I'm like oh fuck it I forgot about that. You reminds me of my new sir. Pop dead.
[00:46:32] Oh that's not how it happens pretty much. Oh how does it happen I forget. He gets hurt. Yeah yeah he goes saves the girl when he comes down he gets shot yeah I remember. Oh well that's how it happened. Even Steven Spielberg new Vin Diesel is an idiot.
[00:46:48] Wow. Is that coming to catch in the part where the guy's an idiot? Why do that? Oh Brad what you watched this week. He watched all the fast and furious. That's right Vin Diesel awesome.
[00:47:03] No I think the only thing I watched this week is last night well the new thing I watched Well I'm actually not even back to the future. Yeah again. Did you saw midnight right? Yeah midnight. No no. It's just they don't do film.
[00:47:16] I think the last time I saw the S.quarra they were still doing it on film and this one was obviously very digital now. And I was in the very front row so I was like really up close and personal with the screen.
[00:47:26] Now's with the digital and the clear resolution of it I was like noticing labels of things and that's some of the background and like also since I'm so I've watched it so many times
[00:47:37] I'm so familiar with the story I started like since I'm immersed in production of my own stuff I'm like thinking of a logic behind characters and motivations and stuff. And there's actually like a lot of errors that I noticed until this screening.
[00:47:51] One kind of nudity thing that I wish I'd written them all down but the only one I can remember right now is like when Marty comes home and finds that the the cars totaled and this like yelling in his dad
[00:48:02] Marty stand next to this part of the wall with some shelves on it and there's a little candy jar It's like a translucent glass candy jar so you can see all the candy in it but it's distorted and so we stand next to this listening to the conversation
[00:48:16] and it keeps kind of back to train the shot of my favorite fox and then the other two and then so the candy is all in the jar and then when Biff comes over to take the candy it's already half empty
[00:48:26] So that was like you know take seven or eight or something of that scene and then another thing I noticed at the end when after Marty's played the guitar solo and he's exiting through the back of the stage and then his mom finds him
[00:48:43] and he's telling him goodbye and the way the dialogue is like what they're saying Marty hasn't indicated that he's leaving forever he's just like hey, cool scene you guys I got to run and then already his mom is assuming that she's never gonna see him again
[00:48:59] and even George does the same thing or like well you know good luck will hopefully we'll see you sometime in the future even though like he's been in their life constantly for the past week and hasn't said anything like oh yeah I'm taking off I'm moving away
[00:49:14] cross country forever they're just like assume that he's not gonna who maybe doesn't know what to say it's true I'm sure you guys I think he's an angel yeah so later they're left to make them love each other and now he's going on
[00:49:27] they figured it out once they fell in love they're like oh this guy is a guardian angel for us he's cute but that's what it was the whole time now it's just like yeah that doesn't make sense
[00:49:36] is it too or it's because he has the sport Biff has the sports all to act and then he keeps saying I think he took that guy as well yeah he took his wallet over and over and over and over yeah that's true yeah yeah that's pretty good
[00:49:48] and make sure I was also thinking of the sequels in that scene where George beats up Biff and like man it's why he's gonna get so like he can't see it now because he's stuck in the trunk
[00:49:58] but in the next movie is gonna come back and get to watch that moment that he regrets missing good for him yeah I agree yeah and that also like I was also thinking about like what if they reboot the series or make another back to the future
[00:50:12] like what would they do with the story like they covered the McFly's but there's this whole thing where Doc Brown's mansion burned down before you know we got to back to the future one like what led to that and stuff and like what's the history of the Brown's
[00:50:24] especially now that they existed in the like in the west and the 18 like there's a whole new timeline that's separate from that first movie about the Brown's so you do still have newspaper articles of like Doc Brown committed
[00:50:38] yeah yeah yeah but just the fact that he's a big enough name that he's on the front page of the newspaper yeah and also in like uh... nineteen fifty five like um... he's got the mansion next to the garage and ninety eighty five he's
[00:50:55] lives in that garage which when Marty exits on the skateboard to get a school like a surrounded by strip malls of stuff but nineteen fifty five it's like in a state yeah so it's like did he have to sell his land once it
[00:51:07] burned down and like to get the funds to yeah his research and stuff but it's like an area where you don't think there would be commerce and all yeah also uh... i was talking about that because of just like how clever
[00:51:23] rewritten two and three are based on like they do the same stuff from the first movie but just set it slightly as few you know like it's such an interesting way yeah that all those things like all these different things
[00:51:36] like reference each other and like uh... bounce back and forth uh... yeah it's so complex and it works it's like bob gale and i pretty well was a bob gale and robert's a mechus or something like that like just so complexly like in like creatively
[00:51:52] strong together visually and like story wise just yeah such a great trilogy yeah you are correct i hope they don't make it i know you said that as like what the fuck you know what i have a real cool thing is just left alone yeah
[00:52:09] but someone's been said hey would you like to make a forth back to future movie like as long as it's an extension of the series i wouldn't want to make a movie about young dark brown you know some some future time to his son
[00:52:22] the one from the end of the third one like who yeah who tass on his penis you know what i'm talking about no no no no this pretty sure i know my god oh i can't agree with the
[00:52:36] i don't talk about it's not a blooper it's in the movie if you want to be but the kids the kids a dick and so he during the take it's in the movie he like smiles and waves it grins oddly he's talking
[00:52:51] the story he has to go the bathroom and like no one caught it is that what it is i think it is that makes more sense yeah i always thought the kid was just a dick and trying to root like like
[00:53:02] like the shooting for six hours here i got to the bathroom and i'm a child so i can't just say that that's so much better than the thing that people know about yeah if i could go to the hospital
[00:53:12] like the back of the future three little kid penis yes like a video on youtube pop up yeah and so i will ask you okay alright yeah no it's totally different go on to your to be yeah yeah so that kid goes back like
[00:53:28] in the future takes the time machine goes back and finds like young back brown and they have and then they like his house on fire yeah that'd be cool i want to see that movie right what do you watch this week oh fuck so much nah not really
[00:53:42] um i i got fright night two not the original fright night two but the fright night two from the reboot of fright night the one with that lady from dexter yeah i saw her on the cover you know i'm sorry she's not that bad
[00:53:56] the only weird thing was is it kind of ignores the first movie and it yeah cause they don't i don't you'd have to watch it it's Charlie and that ever get the girl but it's a different actor yeah it's a different actor well they're both
[00:54:12] and the girls a different actor and it's basically a play on the original fright night where Charlie notices there's a vampire across the way from him and it takes place in Europe and Peter Vincent isn't obviously debatinent he's this reality like ghost hunter guy now
[00:54:32] yeah it's really like when you get past all the weirdness about it because it's like they're rebooting a reboot but calling it a sequel it's really weird but i mean there's some actually pretty horrific parts in it and it's pretty gory and there's lots of tits in it
[00:54:47] um the main vampire in it becomes old in the only way she can stay young is by drinking the blood of people and uh so the opening's really cool which is kind of cool because like you know the different kinds of vampires
[00:55:02] and I want to see a lot of the idea that there is one like that that's cool so they're playing on the fact that Dracula might have been a woman um that's fine you know there's some cool parts in it yeah you know it is what it is
[00:55:14] it's so weird though I mean it almost sounds like woman would suck the light that if anybody yeah yeah it almost sounds like you know before Marty Knox came on to the good yeah it probably was but like this is some script that they had
[00:55:28] that was you know half-assed and they thought oh well we'll just go ahead and make this started written yeah and the only thing that was weird is it was the same characters names and but they didn't have any like recollection of what happened before
[00:55:39] and even the Ed is even in it and he's uh the friend yeah what the fuck and he's not a vampire um yeah I know so it's kind of weird it has this weird reboot to it that are those same characters in the original
[00:55:55] it's possible that but there's also an original right-night too isn't it? yeah that's so busy it is bizarre um I mean if you take it if you didn't know the history of it you know as a direct video vampire movie it's not horrible right that's like bloody and
[00:56:11] naked chicks like I said yeah to those worst things it's just weird because like I as a person who really hates the hate but doesn't really like a lot of horror movies I really liked that one we too
[00:56:22] so it's weird that they made a sequel that just completely ignores it and it is you know I mean it is different when you have you know a female who's a predator in it yeah I mean she's not as cool as Colin Ferrell no but you know whatever
[00:56:34] she was good and she's naked um she was good in in the texture and she had a similar kind of I mean she wasn't a vampire but she was a predator of sorts so she naked in it um just naked in this beautiful yes she was
[00:56:48] because it was dexter and if you're a woman on dexter you have to show your tits hmm I mean she's a show time got you I also got you know what I love about screen factories they release these movies I've never been heard of horror movies
[00:57:00] and most of them aren't like great but you know they still give them the time a day to put them on blue ray and this one's called evil speak which stars Clint Howard as this guy who is in military school who's an orphan
[00:57:16] and he gets picked on all the time by you know the rich kids and he's a boy and he's not bold in this movie so yeah I know it also stars a richard mole you might know him as bull from night court and it opens with him being
[00:57:34] richard moles character being uh sent away from Spain and before he goes he sacrifices a virgin to the devil and he pulls her shirt down and then he pulls up his sword and it's really weird thing and also he just slices her head off
[00:57:53] and goes flipping in the air and then it cuts to these people thrown hats in the air like graduation it's really interesting and then the movie takes on kind of like a carry feel to it where Clint Howard is this lost guy and he's in this
[00:58:09] academy in California which the Spanish were there in 1493 what it's saying that's not right but whatever I guess is a very good logic anyway she finds this book from Richard Moles character I think his name was Estabun and he scans it into his apple two computer yes
[00:58:30] and it translates it for him and so it could do that it had 64 kilobytes of memory it did I still do and so this whole time as he's typing it now the computer is possessed by this computer get human blood sacrifices dude I'll tell you because I have
[00:58:50] like I said I have an apple two e it doesn't have arms yeah well no it's just like flashing saying give me a little bit need it yeah to complete this sacrifice to bring Satan into the world and so it actually takes a long time to get going
[00:59:11] but you know the performance is actually the first time he's been in the house and he's got his character finds the book and he finds this like crypt in the basement of the church at this academy of course and he gets called into the dean's office
[00:59:31] because he did and his secretary stills the book and so she takes it to her house and gets naked and then these pigs break out of the barn with a sword and he like flies across the screen which is great it's on blue ray
[00:59:47] and it's a low budget horror film so you can see the extra resolution all you can see strings pulling them everywhere but what's cool is it's really violent I mean he chops people in half and chops their heads off and yeah and then it ends really abruptly
[01:00:03] like he kills the leader of the gang and then also it goes into like computer font from the 80s and it says he was committed to a psychiatric ward but he will return and as the end of the movie really abruptly maybe they didn't have money
[01:00:20] after that huge bloodliding finale for making ending so it's all right and you know what's cool about screen factories they have great special features on it so yeah if you're want super violent corny version of carry with a dude much evil speak and the last thing I watched
[01:00:39] I bought my place station for at best by and so I'm part of best by as rewards and so I get gift certificates or spending over a certain amount and I got one then I had a 20 dollar gift certificate so I went down to best by
[01:00:51] like he wouldn't make it a buy and I pulled this off the shelf it's a beautiful set of Star Trek the motion picture collection all six of the original movies so it's really cool to do not know I'm talking about it's like all white like this thick though
[01:01:08] it's like it's the blue river it's a little it's an inch and a half thick oh okay they have a new one that's like all the movies and there's it all the movie or the original it's a full doubt so it's like these two
[01:01:20] boxes inside of bigger boxes just enormous I got that white one yeah it's really thin and so the one I watched was Star Trek the motion picture oh snap and so here's the thing with that movie is actually don't think it's bad I know I think
[01:01:34] the story they're telling is really fascinating yes but the pacing's horrible yes like if they cut if they cut I've always directed by the director of the sound music right? yes you're right um I mean here's the thing is I've never been a Star Trek fan
[01:01:51] but as you guys like weened me into this series and I'm not kind of like this stuff and I really appreciate it Shatner as an actor and in this one I mean there is a moment when you see the Enterprise looks so cool and it's going by
[01:02:05] and I'm like oh this is really sweet but then it keeps on going yeah I'm like how fucking long our Scotty and Kirk kind of fly by the Enterprise I get it looks awesome yeah um right but at the time it looked really awesome the blue ray
[01:02:23] it looks amazing for something that's made in 79 to look as sharp as it did and blue ray I'm like wow this movie looks fucking fantastic yeah but I I understand now the peel of Captain Kirk I understand why he's so cool because you know
[01:02:41] my favorite scene in it is he beams up bones and bones come in is like what the hell this is a draft he's like bones there's a thing all right and they shake hands like yeah there is a thing but like the performance I love um
[01:03:00] I love that you find out the veager is actually Voyager that got lost in a black hole and it comes back and it's self-aware like the ideas are really cool right and for that to be the plot of a movie yeah like it's insane
[01:03:12] you couldn't get away with that today no so why people argue about the new Star Wars Star Trek movies so much because it's like you can't tell a story where the end is like oh yeah this is an old satellite and I don't know it came back
[01:03:24] no and it's just cool it is cool and they fixed the pacing issues that movie that movie would be I think a classic because there's 20 minutes of them going through space doors right like they get to the end and it's just like you know you know
[01:03:38] just watching this the enterprise like fly through a new big door oh and we're getting closer to the thing and it's just it's a long time you know and then I mean but yeah that parts of knowing but I did like when Spock went back through
[01:03:53] and he was explaining what was happening you know you know oh this is someone who's seen different galaxies and you know they finally they should just cut the scene out with the enterprise going through just had Spock go through and tell you what's happening but you know
[01:04:11] what I do like about these Star Trek movies is I think Brad alluded to it what his biggest issue with the new ones is Kirk actually has to use his intelligence more than just there are more about ideas than they are like good versus evil
[01:04:25] yeah and he no bones says hey you know treat it like a child it's like what are you going to speak he say oh I'm not going to tell you what what I know and then the computer says what what you're not going to tell me
[01:04:35] unless I see it and then how Kirk has to think about it on the fly and yeah it's just really cool movie and you know I didn't think I'd ever like the movies and I really enjoyed it so he has to see three and five
[01:04:46] yeah I'm going to watch him in order good yeah I'm really excited to see the rathicon again yeah but you know it's too bad the way you've done this like you and then we've talked about this before like there's sort of diminishing return right like
[01:05:02] and three is not bad but it's cool that if you do go and watch them in order that'll be good for you yeah I mean like I said I don't think I don't think the first one's actually that bad of a movie
[01:05:11] it just has pacing issues big time oh yeah but at the same time that enterprise is pretty sweet looking yeah yeah and you have to remember that the people who showed up to see that movie who were Star Trek fans they'd only ever seen the enterprise
[01:05:28] like on their shitty cathode to TV shot super low budget ten or fifteen years earlier than that like so for them like that was that was better than an action scene like that scene where they're just watching the enterprise go by yeah so like
[01:05:48] what can they do with Star Trek yeah I mean even a little philosophical thing that Kirk drops at the end where they say okay let's report to Starfleet's like we lost two members no we didn't lose them they're missing and just because you know what's the dude's name
[01:06:05] like the young upstart guy what's his name Decker that he just wanted to be with the one girl he loved and now he'll be with her forever I mean it's it makes you think you know Laura came in and said what the fuck are you watching
[01:06:17] watch Star Trek and I did this for girls I did live all the skin tight outfits on the girls yeah really huge tits yeah that's why watch this week I have an action figure of her in a box right over there nice you know when you got it
[01:06:35] hey I like blue rays and blue ray I really want is coming out this week this stuff you should buy and watch on blue ray baby do you really should do ray also too I got Mario Kart coming on Friday I can't fucking wait oh yeah
[01:06:54] oh we you yeah it's getting killer reviews too they're saying it's amazing I do like a Mario Kart game you know give it like another two three years of like good Nintendo like first party you game maybe I want
[01:07:07] yeah well they need to start releasing some triple eight titles or we use not going to be around very long so we talked about me not liking horror movies yep here's one that I totally want because this thing is fucking ridiculous
[01:07:20] and the blue ray is going to be amazing of sleep away camp which comes out there you have a pre-order yet uh no I think I do you should pre-order a make if the thing is it's a screen factory and I always talk about screen factories or collectors
[01:07:31] additions they commission artwork forum and then when you pull the slip cover off the reverse of the inside of it the original theatrical poster so you get two art pieces for it yeah that's cool uh no I think it'll be really cool
[01:07:44] I'm excited to see like you know any interviews and stuff that are on there see if uh see our friend Jonathan Tirsten you know as you all the interviews with Jonathan are pulling your picture of him interviews from real nerds podcast from my picture yeah it's a bitch
[01:07:59] it's a crediting of those pictures oh that's a professional go see some people it's the one where that you used for our second interview form where it's like the microphone and he has his hand on the side of his face it's a good picture
[01:08:13] it's a great picture and people are pulling it and using it and every time I see him and Jonathan used it as his profile picture while back that's probably why so there's a blue ray version of the criterion collection of the life aquatic
[01:08:26] I know I got the herdie charge me and shipped it and I was like did that come out this week I didn't get it but I guess I'm not going to get told Tuesday Red River with John Wayne, Howard Hawks he's getting a credarian sorry
[01:08:40] I tied those together in my head the Bob Newhart show the complete series is also getting released this week but then let's get into some of the actually fun stuff I diagnosed his murder season seven and eight as we've never seen but I heard it's really good
[01:08:55] you never watched any of it oh man I watched it when I was younger yeah no it was a you watched it diagnosed as murder yeah I mean I had parents they would watch that I hope he's on the show like this diagnosis is murder yeah
[01:09:11] is that still the jokes he has I'm in his been cancelled what to you right I can't believe it was on the air cheap thrills is getting it's released this week Brad you saw that anything you buy I don't think so okay the first season of the bridge
[01:09:25] which may I just shouldn't be back by now I loved that show so I'm really excited I'm not a career that one actually I'm just going to have to buy it now because it's too late um gambit which I thought was already out but came went um
[01:09:39] and then I'm starting to get suspicious because we haven't seen a shark movie in a while I think that dinosaurs are the new shark maybe because this week there is the dinosaur experience experiment they were supposed to be extinct that's the tagline and there's just this dude
[01:09:57] in just like a fishing vest and he's got a gun and then there's just giant T-Rex behind him and like they're all in bikini yeah and then there's it's not just a bikini she's wearing like daisy dux and like a little like two-mrayer in 1996 yes oh man um
[01:10:15] and then she has the biggest fucking knife you've ever seen it's the size for thigh kind of like every time I saw Jennifer Lawrence and she was like a stick kind of got like a tingle in my dick oh god yeah yeah anyway so you should check out
[01:10:33] dinosaurs experiment maybe yeah yeah yeah you're just talking about the signals and you digs yep I'm surprised you didn't see Hannibal you know on the horror websites we're talking about how great this the Natalie was I haven't watched it yet
[01:10:48] because I had to take all my stuff apart so well I mean I actually watch it on their website oh you do yeah for you yeah yeah so I was you know spoilers is everyone says it's great spoiler is on the right yeah I didn't read the
[01:11:05] thing because I'm waiting till you buy it on blue ray and watch it and then all bar yeah yeah it's you know it's the season started with like a scene from the finale basically so we I sort of know where it's going
[01:11:21] it's really cool the thing they've set up they they actually told the story you remember the villain from Hannibal the movie Hannibal you know Gary Oldman's character yeah they told his story this season which was different than they tell it in that movie but pretty cool I can't
[01:11:36] yeah I can't remember the name of the actor he's that super creepy dude who only plays super creepy characters but not Dane Dane oh fuck anyway he's in uh funny games the remake of funny games greaty something yeah anyway and he's yeah he was really good
[01:11:59] that's a fucked up character season has been great so cool Michael Pitt this is I Jimmy Kimmel has a bit where its celebrities read me and tweets about themselves and Gary Oldman read one and the tweet was Gary Oldman's all his accents are shit blah blah blah blah
[01:12:23] yeah yeah yeah yeah Gary Oldman laughs like it's true the best one was so few of our by the girl it's like she sounds like she has a dick in your mouth like a m stones like okay yeah the really funny should check him out
[01:12:48] hey this was the never one movie at the box office someone say the king of the box office this is the box office got to that was good that's a money yeah man there's a lot so much money that they said okay we'll make a sequel but
[01:13:10] the guy who directed it's going to make the movie that we saw last week mom's night out only made one so it was not a good night for moms that was one of the worst trailers I think yeah that people lay I guess it was supposed to
[01:13:26] it was aimed for Christian family you know it's like a cool comedy for yeah mom's could take their kids out to see a comedy but it was marketed so horribly like what the fuck am I watching it looks like a piece of shit I'm like I'm like really
[01:13:38] really cheap oh gosh I'm like this week on Real Nerd podcast we saw X-Men days of future past did you see it? no no well get ready to get the spoiled the fuck out of this movie that's fine all right Brad, your people go see X-Men
[01:13:55] days of future past uh... hang on guys pretty much like say oh yeah it was awesome and you should see it and despite some kind of new questions I have about it is a lot of fun cool James yeah there's not action scenes there's just action happenings
[01:14:12] which is my biggest criticism but I think the movie is really cool and the way they actually tie that story together is really interesting I really like those characters so yes yeah I agree with both of you I thought it's actually really fun movie the superhero movie
[01:14:26] I was worried about the most not working actually worked really well here's the trailer for X-Men days of future past so many battles we destined to destroy each other what can we change who we are is the future truly set mutants
[01:15:06] we now find ourselves on the edge of extinction you'll need to go into the past to plan this war before it ever begins bring the X-Men together let's go to take the two of us side by side at the time when we couldn't afford the report
[01:15:46] you took the things that mean it was to me maybe you should have fought harder for them there is a new enemy out there you'll need a new weapon for this war I know what I have to do it's us with them
[01:16:10] those years wasted fighting each other drows I've also had a lot of people die friends we've been given a second chance we've made a lot of mistakes we've made a lot of mistakes we have a lot of mistakes you're afraid
[01:16:48] is this the first successful retcon of a movie all the time yeah it's ridiculous the things that they could believe actually did that in a movie that they do in comic books all the time. But anyways, the way he had
[01:17:07] by ourselves. Well, the movie, if you don't know, is Wolverine is consciousness, a centback to his 1973 self to warn of the sentinels who are giant robots that target mutants only and it leads to a catastrophic war
[01:17:23] that not only targets mutants but anybody who has a mutant gene so humans are being killed as well. And so everything's just a wasteland. And there's not really a villain. There's not really like a point to what they're doing.
[01:17:37] There's really just sort of question. I mean, they want to erase this horrible future but it's not like they have to go, you know, blow up this thing or achieve this one thing. It's like they're just conversations about
[01:17:50] about what's right and what's wrong and then they have to come to some kind of conclusion to rewrite the future. It's interesting. Yeah, you know, my wife loves me so much. Like, so there's tornado warrants we talked about earlier.
[01:18:05] She wants me to text her when I get home because she's worried about me. Oh, like, I'm a man. I don't worry about it. I'll be okay. I'll be okay. I just punch that twist or not. A man ties in a CRV without wearing a seat belt
[01:18:16] because he thought he could take on her native. But what's really cool is Wolverine was one of my favorite movies from last year and this just seems like another continuation of Logan's journey and it's it's
[01:18:28] really fascinating. I mean, I know Wolverine's always been a really popular character in the comics. He just never really connected with me. Yeah. But Hugh Jackman's Wolverine really connects with me and I think that's a tribute to him as an actor.
[01:18:40] And you know, I love James McAvoy as Professor Xavier and I set up before in the trailer. What he's like, I don't want your future. Oh, cool. Like, yeah, I don't want it either. And what you shouldn't want that future. She's a
[01:18:54] really good at this. She's a really good. She's a really good beauty future. But you know, it's even, you know, this movie is pretty violent too. You know, the killing of the at the X men in it. Yeah, the future
[01:19:11] where you're watching these people like just get wrecked. I mean, Iced. It's written. Yeah. Yeah. And ice, man. It's his head popped off. And then stepped on. Yeah. Ice. Graphics, the digital for ice and it's like animated. It's like pretty cool. No, that's really cool. And so you
[01:19:27] know, um, and blink, man, all the stuff with blink and the way they use that character's power, some of the coolest stages. It reminds me why we loved Brian singers first to X men. Yeah. Because I don't know that anyone else
[01:19:41] has done like utilize the powers in the action scenes as a that doesn't sequence. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the thing too is that I think it's a great character. I mean, I don't mind Brett Ratner. I don't, I think can direct action fine. But what
[01:19:53] singer does is he does such a great job of building the characters for moments and then you understand? I mean, Kitty Pride is she's in a little bit, but one element pages are great actress. But just the way that it's
[01:20:08] shot and though you feel the pain of her and it's just he has the ability to do that where someone like Brett ratner is like, I'm going to look at this cool explosion. Yeah. You know what
[01:20:16] I mean, it's really cool that he did that. And what I like too is singer didn't totally dismiss what Ratner did. In fact, he kind of embraces like, I can do it better. You know, I can show you how to make an X men movie. Yeah.
[01:20:30] And it's really fascinating to me and Peter Dinklage is fine as trash. Yeah. He doesn't, he doesn't have any weight. Like he doesn't feel like a villain. I always laugh when I see midgets walk though. I don't know why. I was impressed when like for the most
[01:20:47] part he seems like a shallow like I just want to get rid of mutants thing and then they have that one scene towards the other. He explains like, I don't really hate them. I admire them. I just want to prevent extinction. Like my goals. Like you understand my
[01:21:01] morality. What I'm doing is it's not just like just to be a dick. And that's what I mean. Like there's not there's not necessarily a villain except for just what he does actually a villain. Yeah. Well, that's what I was going to say is
[01:21:14] is just this question of what the mutants should or shouldn't do and how they should react to this world. That's the thing that's really at stake. And so what it means is that there's not like they don't have to fight the sentinels and defeat all the
[01:21:28] sentinels at the end where they don't have to like break into a facility and like blow up a factory or something like that. There's not like this goal necessarily. And so it almost feels like the action scenes and all the money that they spent on
[01:21:41] that stuff doesn't have as much weight. For me, the the most amazing sequences in the movie are like when Magnet is on a plane and he gets pissed and he just starts to wreck in the plane. Like that scene to me is more thrilling than most of
[01:21:55] the actions scenes are with the exception of the stuff in the future. But what I just mean is the stuff in the 70s. Like none of that action, you know, moving the stadium and stuff like that
[01:22:05] and it all sort of feels like trappings around what is really just sort of this ethical question that you could have that the climax for the movie, you could have done without any of that stuff. But it does answer here's a clip from Maxman's day of future
[01:22:21] paths haven't seen him in the EPK so we're at just pick the coolest one. I thought it just lose the treatment for my spine effects by DNA. I was sacrificed for a power so you could walk. You know about it. I lost my face here.
[01:22:38] Do I arise Eric? Doesn't justify what you've done. You have no idea when I've done. I know that you took the things that mean the most to me. Well maybe you should have fought harder for them. If you want to fight Eric, I will do this to you.
[01:22:50] I will do this to you. I will do this to you. I will do this to you. You are binding to me. You took her away and you are binding to me. Angel. That's ace. Emma. Banshee. We were supposed to protect them. Eric, where were you Charles?
[01:23:11] You abandoned us all. That's fine makes it easier than I would have described it. Yeah, I wouldn't have described it. What the fuck is he talking about? I think Brad didn't pick that cool as one.
[01:23:22] I don't know what they are either but I think he picked like that. But Michael Fastbender's such a great actor. I mean, here's the thing. When you have someone who can control metal with his mind and his hands, it can come look goofy.
[01:23:36] But for some reason, he believed his grunts and his motions. I don't know if I'm the only one but I really wanted to see the JFK scene. Do that online is like a joke? No, it was like a viral thing.
[01:23:52] Yeah, I don't know if he actually showed you. Well, in the movie he's in the Pentagon 100 feet below the surface because he's accused of killing President Kennedy, which is a really fascinating, because there's a suggestion because they're talking about the magic bullet.
[01:24:08] And you know, he can control and I wanted to see that scene. I wanted to see not necessarily, I don't want to see Kennedy killed. I hate that scene but I want to see the ramifications of what he did.
[01:24:20] Because he would be cool to see the story really. Yeah, because it would be cool to see him find out that Kennedy is mutant, find out that somebody wants to kill him for that reason, go and do everything he can
[01:24:32] and try to do it in the Xavier way where he tries to save people rather than kill the people he thinks are the problem and fail. It's a really neat. And what's really cool too is my favorite art besides Wolverine and I think he has an interesting
[01:24:48] arc is I love Magneto's arc because you think he's going to do it for the good and he realize towards the end he's just using them to get him out.
[01:24:55] Like he always does, like he always does but like, you know, he seems menacing to me and he seems like a real villain. Yeah. You know, and he took control of the sentinels and he did that by creative way.
[01:25:08] Creative like pulling railroad metal and putting it inside of them so he could manipulate it and, you know, I thought it was really fascinating. You know, the they had Richard Nixon hit his Richard Nixon just always become a character now. Like yeah.
[01:25:24] He can't ever take him seriously no matter what he's in. He always looks more like Richard Nixon than the watchman version. Yeah, I don't know. It's just who he is because he's a douche but.
[01:25:34] But even that scenery had all the guns pointed at him and I'm like, is he, I thought they're really going to kill him and that's where it would start the war. Right. Like who should that be crazy? Yeah. Of course they took the safe way. But yeah.
[01:25:47] I only when he thought the quick silver stuff was cool. Oh, no, the quick silver stuff was bad. The one when I saw the picture of him, oh my god. Yeah. The costume's still fucking stupid but like his scenes are awesome. Yeah.
[01:26:00] I mean, I was sad he wasn't in more of the movie. Yeah, I thought he'd come back at the end and do something but he was just hanging on a home with his sister watch TV. Yeah.
[01:26:10] But it was bad asso when I mean, again just a scene that just looks so cool that he's running so fast that everything's in slow mode. He's just like, like he's just poking guy in the face and it comes a punch. Yeah.
[01:26:22] It's really fascinating and even him taking out Magneto and how fast he is. That's really cool. You know, something you'd be worried about because it makes me interested see what we didn't does with him in Age of Ultron because I'm obviously in Avengers.
[01:26:36] He's going to be a bad guy. Right. So early start off as long. Yeah, I think the movie is amazing and the continuity is interesting because I think the like where we're left off is the continuity in these movies is like more inconsistent
[01:26:54] and ridiculous than like the fast and furious movies. Well, I don't know if comics are like that though. No, absolutely. But I don't know where we stand. Like when it was over, I turned to you and I was like, so we never going to get another movie
[01:27:08] with Wolverine where he has metal claws because I think the metal remember because I guess he still goes through the whole strike story. Yeah, he's through the strike story. But like it's rippled. I know they alluded that mistake pulled them out. Right.
[01:27:21] But they do that little voice over like even though there's a ripple he still goes through. So maybe a mistake someone who gives them his Magneto. So he keeps catching up. Those claws would be cool with metal, so maybe in this like new timeline Magneto gives them
[01:27:32] metal claws. That's what I thought was going to happen when he starts like putting the rods through him. I was like, are you going to like give him metal claws here? But this is because I'm going to be at a management room is going to be like rebar.
[01:27:42] But you know, the end though I really thought was cool because they had Kelsey Grammar come back. Yeah. Was that him or just actually? Yeah. It was like Kelsey Grammar. Yeah. Oh, there's a bunch of people who just popped up and I actually the most surprising was Cyclops
[01:27:56] because I knew he was really upset about how he was handled in X3 because I'm going to do super. Because he wanted to do more of a. The only one who did do superman but they're like, well we're going to do both of them.
[01:28:06] So we're just going to write you out and you know for the leader of the X-Men to be killed off screen like a bitch is pathetic. Yeah. I'm going to blame what's his face on that one though because if you came to me and you were like,
[01:28:20] you can either do an X-Men movie or Superman movie and in a superman movie you're the like husband of lowest lane or your Cyclops give fucking psych. My biggest question is like, I don't know if I missed it but how I know they basically
[01:28:37] wipe away X3 right into the movie but yeah, was Professor Xavier alive in the future. Yeah, does any at the end of the X-Men 3 doesn't he like put himself in his brothers thing, you know? That's stupid anyway. Yeah, there's just been this catatonic body laying around for years.
[01:28:53] No need to be alive because remember, Jean killed him so when Jean isn't the Phoenix and rips him apart Right by the same thing. No, he means in the dark future. Oh, yeah. But you could argue that this dark future that sends him back isn't necessarily the original
[01:29:09] screen and future. Yeah. So then what we're doing is like erasing the first three X-Men movies with a new version of the future that doesn't rely on those or you just say like dude look, that was the very worst decision
[01:29:25] because you also can't do that because there is the flashback to Wolverine killing. Yeah, that's why I'm so confused. So they said X3 happened so it's it's a moment when you just have to admit that like that was the absolute worst decision
[01:29:37] made in that movie and we can't undo it without like just ignoring entirely. Which I'm totally okay with. Cause yeah, losing Patrick Stewart is just stupid. We're going to be in a apocalypse though, explain like why he was there in the future.
[01:29:55] Because you don't have to explain every detail on each movie. I mean it's comics like they went and they cloned him after that and and transferred his his mind from his stupid brother in the coma into that clone.
[01:30:10] Also in the future, so you got that girl who makes portals right? Yes, she just flashed one up to all those monoliths coming at them and then send them somewhere else under. I don't think she's that power. Yeah, I don't think her powers worked out.
[01:30:23] Yeah, I think the most she can do is like basically use the coolest thing from Spider-Man. Yeah, but the coolest thing she does is when she opens a one under Colossus and he builds momentum and then like she moves the portal and shoots him at the one guy.
[01:30:42] Oh my god, it was so cool and it's like it's worked into the rest of the action. And everyone her face got toasted off. Yes, due to his brutal. Maybe it's like when it's extra brutal because like you watch those people die multiple times.
[01:30:57] Yeah, try to move me. Oh man. Yeah. Oh yeah, so the first one, the first time they fight in that first sequence, I was confused because Kitty Pride uses bishop and then they go back to before that sequence. Yes, so that's what they said going there.
[01:31:13] They meet up somewhere else. Well, they just stay where they are. So that's what he explains to Patrick Stewart or to Xavier when he gets there is like no, what we've been doing is we'll go and like we'll go someplace. We'll raid something and get some stuff.
[01:31:26] And if they attack us then I move bishop back a day or two and he warns us, hey, don't go to this place because you're going to attack and you'll all die. And so we don't go and so they erase that version of the future.
[01:31:41] And so that's what they're doing is they're like, you know, just trying to avoid it. Yeah, like you just, yeah. But he doesn't explain, it's really cool I think. Like he doesn't explain any of that, like shit just happens and then you have to put it together later.
[01:31:56] Oh okay, so that, you know, like they don't go into why Kitty Pride is able to time travel in one. I assume it's like because you can move through walls of stuff that some just like quick silver, like use vibrations like really fast to break glass and stuff.
[01:32:09] Yeah, as a power like I just do something about being able to move through inanimate objects. Yeah, it's probably able to transfer like maybe make, yeah, send you through the time space continuum. That's some way. They explain it like that in the comics somehow.
[01:32:24] I don't remember exactly but yeah, it's like, it's like a power that she upgrades to. It's like Pokemans. Yeah, it's like, like Pokemans. So, yeah, I had fun. I was really worried about this movie but the movie is really well done. Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
[01:32:42] It gives me a sad about it, it's meant again. Totally. I don't know how you make a sequel. Like I don't know who I want more. Like, no, I do. I think I want the first class cast. I think I want Jennifer Lawrence and McAvoy.
[01:32:55] Jennifer Lawrence is way better than her bedroom. Well, yeah, the only thing, what, and I noticed this. So Jennifer Lawrence looks more like a human because she's an actual like, she has the shape of a woman whereas Remekka Remain looks like a mutant in some way.
[01:33:12] Because she's so lanky and stuff, like she just, I'm not sure if she has a body is amazing. No, I actually, she's like these big boobs and that's what I'm saying. It's depressing against my zipper.
[01:33:26] Rebecca Remain looks like she has some kind of weird genes because she's so lanky and like, she was like weirdly super thin and you know. Like she, I don't know, it still doesn't feel like one character to me.
[01:33:41] It feels like too because Rebecca Remain just looks more inhuman, which is kind of cool for that character. You know this is a much better action.
[01:33:53] In the context of the X-Men movie than in the Spider-Man where they took out like three minutes of the scene where they're in Vietnam. The thing, yeah, that thing from the Spider-Man movie was just worth it, like in.
[01:34:05] So cut to hell and not because yeah, that scene ends up being really cool. Introduced a lot of stuff and if they had just had, if they just had like her going in and in seeing the guys
[01:34:19] and then she says a lot about like the question is who are you and you see his dog tag? Not even sweet. That would have been really cool. But they aren't smart enough. So instead they showed us this kind of shitty act that could cut up action scene.
[01:34:33] But, you know I was wondering too because in the ratings for this it said, Weird nudity and like who's asked do we see? I thought maybe it meant mistake but nope. You see, he jacked in beautifully sculpted ass. A little bit of his balls.
[01:34:47] I was jacking into good looking guy. Yeah, I'm sorry. Have you noticed like if you watched Acton 1 he's not like ripped or built. Oh no, no, he talks about that. He talks about that. He talks about it. There's a rate interview with him where is I reading it?
[01:35:03] He was talking about how difficult his last year was because he trained for the Wolverine for a year. Like he wouldn't eat anything but like fish and vegetable steamed. Wow. He worked out for four hours a day to get to be built like that.
[01:35:20] And then he except it prisoners, which is the exact opposite. And then when he was in prisoners if they called him and said hey we're doing Xman days of future past two. So suit your done with prisoners. You need we need you back to do Xman.
[01:35:34] And he said that was like the worst thing ever. But as soon as he saw the prisoners he ate a hamburger and a malt. And then he went back to his training regimen. Wow. Man. She's just one hamburger. One hamburger. So it was like day two.
[01:35:51] Yeah, he's the vegetables again. Yeah exactly. That's cool. Well what do you mean that there were not like actions scenes with the reaction occurrences or whatever. I mean it's more dramatic movie than it's about. Exactly.
[01:36:03] Like so there's this sequence where and this is I'm totally spoiling it for you in this way. But there's this sequence where Magneto goes to the and you see it in the trailer. Magneto goes to our case stadium. Okay.
[01:36:16] He goes RFK stadium and he picks the whole stadium up and he's floating through the air. And you're like what the fuck is he doing? Like this is going to be crazy, right? Like it almost.
[01:36:26] It arcens back to like Xman through when he picks up the whole bridge and then it leads to a big action scene. And and there's all this stuff going on with the sentinels.
[01:36:33] So you're like oh man is he going to like show up and just like crush it with like he's going to use it like a giant stamp and just like up and down and up and down and crush the whole town with this day.
[01:36:43] I know what he doesn't make movies. Like that's just like what the hell is he doing? All he's doing is he drops it around the White House and and it's a wall around the White House with sentinels so don't
[01:36:53] You can get in because he's going to murder the president. Right. Which I get but it's not an action scene. It's like an action happening. Like there's there's big shiny expensive to make things happening on screen, but they're not it's not a fight.
[01:37:08] It's not getting to a to a resolution. It's more just like it's just setting up scenes and it's not it's not bad. It's just it's just interesting. I mean, it might be bad.
[01:37:22] There are some parts of me that were there were parts of me that were sort of disappointed when like he just drops that thing down and I was like oh. Oh okay. I don't think it's served a great process.
[01:37:33] That's why I think Maneito is such a great villain in the movie is because you think he's redeemable but then you realize that nothing about this man is redeemable. He doesn't care. Right. He easy exact ups. He doesn't want her to be harmonious with people.
[01:37:46] He wants to annihilate them because he thinks he's better than everybody else. Yeah. And that's again, that's one of them they're talking about no matter how much you change your future. You can't change some things and you'll never change Eric and how he feels.
[01:37:57] Or at least not as quickly as they try to win those three. And I think it raises lots of interesting questions. Yeah. He even tries to come and stick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that scene is really cool. How he pulls her back with the bowl in her legs. Yeah.
[01:38:12] Oh, it's so strange. And with like the scene you see it move in the whole gosh. Yeah. And that's why Jennifer Lawrence is better because like in that scene where she's like screaming and terrified like. I know she's really good too. She's doing like this.
[01:38:27] I don't know if you see an American hustle. She's doing like this lip syncing part and singing a song. She's really good enough to you. Yeah. Mews fucking dog shit. Fucking dog shit of a movie. Divide a Russell. Best director of all time.
[01:38:39] Maybe fucking dog shit of a director. I would rather watch a movie made for me. For me, it goes David O'Rassel. Then maybe Sam Raimi. Then Steven Spielberg. That's how I rank my daughter. Oh my god. Just the fact that you said that.
[01:38:49] Like just to get it in my skin. The fight that you like put him above Sam Raimi. Oh wow. Wow. Next week we're seeing a million ways to die in the West. Yeah. Or do you guys want to see Maleficent? Just kidding.
[01:39:01] I have to take my wife to that movie, guys. Sorry. Sorry. I'm really curious about it but you probably should take me to it. And if you want to see it in the morning on Saturday then go see a million ways after. Some taking my wife.
[01:39:13] I do it just the one. Yeah. No way. I think I'm doing a barbecue at my wife. Either way. I'm seeing a million ways of dying the West next week with you guys. That's what I know. Cool. Appreciate everybody listening. Yeah. From all of us at Real Nerds.
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