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[00:00:30] Hey, my kids sick.
[00:00:32] All the brother is sick at home.
[00:00:34] You know what I'm saying? Hook him up.
[00:00:36] Great dad.
[00:00:38] And then the kids helped me out too.
[00:00:40] They were like, this is for my brother.
[00:00:42] My big brother.
[00:00:44] How much of that candy did you keep?
[00:00:46] Was it like a 50-50?
[00:00:48] Do you dad tax his ass?
[00:00:50] Of course.
[00:00:52] Do you forget what house this is?
[00:00:54] Some of the candy I saw on the light.
[00:00:56] This dude's got the biggest sweet tooth ever.
[00:00:58] I damn their damn is their whole shit.
[00:01:00] You put it all into one.
[00:01:02] Everybody sees what they got.
[00:01:04] We got this.
[00:01:06] Everybody picks their favorite shit.
[00:01:08] They put their favorite shit in a little stash.
[00:01:10] Like a little plastic baggie.
[00:01:12] But then after that, everything goes in the one bag.
[00:01:14] And then, you know,
[00:01:16] it's just grab it until it's fucking gone.
[00:01:18] But I usually kill it.
[00:01:22] There's folks out.
[00:01:54] It's cool to see actually.
[00:01:56] I stole my fucking candy basket.
[00:01:58] My candy bowl.
[00:02:00] The bowl and everything?
[00:02:02] We weren't here.
[00:02:04] We went to go trick-or-treating with the fans.
[00:02:06] Little assholes.
[00:02:08] And Jackass just fucking stole the fucking...
[00:02:10] Can't trust him.
[00:02:12] Stole the bowl.
[00:02:14] It was like this, but green.
[00:02:16] Did you put up a sign that says...
[00:02:18] Please only take one.
[00:02:20] Do not take the bowl, Jackasses?
[00:02:22] Well, I mean...
[00:02:24] I'm not that son. I'm gonna take it all.
[00:02:26] Common sense that you really have to do that.
[00:02:28] So psychology says that they will take it.
[00:02:30] You gotta coat it in dog poop.
[00:02:32] We got somebody else that died.
[00:02:34] Look at this.
[00:02:36] It's like when you say don't think of white polar bears.
[00:02:38] I just gotta throw this out there.
[00:02:40] A friend of mine
[00:02:42] let his little...
[00:02:44] what he and his son do,
[00:02:46] like their
[00:02:48] SOP for
[00:02:50] Halloween.
[00:02:52] It's a teacher.
[00:02:54] It's pretty...
[00:02:56] genius.
[00:02:58] So my friend will
[00:03:00] take a wagon out
[00:03:02] and he's got a trunk
[00:03:04] in the wagon.
[00:03:06] And then he sends his son up
[00:03:08] with a small little pale
[00:03:10] to every house.
[00:03:12] Goes up to the house, grabs the candy
[00:03:14] and then he immediately puts it in the trunk.
[00:03:16] So every house he goes to
[00:03:18] thinks that
[00:03:20] they're gonna empty it
[00:03:22] and they'll give him a little bit more.
[00:03:24] And they actually tested that
[00:03:26] this year with his sister.
[00:03:28] His sister just went through...
[00:03:30] With a full bag.
[00:03:32] Not empty in the bag.
[00:03:34] Friends son got six pounds, sister got three and a half.
[00:03:36] Exactly.
[00:03:38] The empty bag thing.
[00:03:40] Very intuitive.
[00:03:42] Call it a super with the whole trick or treating thing.
[00:03:44] So we do good. We get whole size candy bars out here.
[00:03:46] Honestly like
[00:03:48] I'm not sure who our spot that I answered the door for.
[00:03:50] At first it was just a...
[00:03:52] At first what I saw
[00:03:54] was a stormtrooper
[00:03:56] and I'm like cool here's some candy
[00:03:58] and all of a sudden I look to the right and I'm like
[00:04:00] oh there's my bush
[00:04:02] and he's like oh my bush moved
[00:04:04] and I'm like wait a minute I don't want to fuck with bush.
[00:04:06] And then I'm like dude
[00:04:08] we had a full ghillie suit on as his costume.
[00:04:10] Ah, check your tree you want to see my bush?
[00:04:12] No I only
[00:04:14] wore my rowdy piper costume
[00:04:16] for the party.
[00:04:18] My bush moves.
[00:04:20] You want to see my bush moves?
[00:04:22] It dances.
[00:04:24] Did you guys get to see any cool costumes that you like
[00:04:26] appreciated out there in the belts?
[00:04:28] I saw a birthday suit.
[00:04:30] I saw Georgie
[00:04:32] with a red balloon.
[00:04:34] I thought that was pretty good.
[00:04:36] I didn't see anybody
[00:04:38] actually dressed up obviously
[00:04:40] because nobody came through but I saw
[00:04:42] a penny wise
[00:04:44] and Chuckie
[00:04:46] combination
[00:04:48] from a friend's kids.
[00:04:50] Chuckie wise.
[00:04:52] Is there any costumes you guys are saying
[00:04:54] we should retire like we're done seeing?
[00:04:56] I got a couple of things.
[00:04:58] Monica Lewinsky on her knees, yeah
[00:05:00] that one gets old like blue dress.
[00:05:02] No I'm tired of seeing
[00:05:04] Harlequin
[00:05:06] I could go the next 10 years in my life.
[00:05:08] Harley Quinn?
[00:05:10] I'm going to disagree about that.
[00:05:12] What the fuck is a harlequin?
[00:05:14] Certain girls that wear
[00:05:16] that costume
[00:05:18] they could wear that every day and I'd be more than happy.
[00:05:20] Sure you would
[00:05:22] you horn dog.
[00:05:24] So you don't want him to look like sluts?
[00:05:26] Oh he wants them to look like sluts.
[00:05:28] No I personally don't.
[00:05:30] A slutty
[00:05:32] anything right now can we just do like a costume?
[00:05:34] I'm sick of seeing slutty doctors
[00:05:36] slutty nurses.
[00:05:38] Can a white man be a cop?
[00:05:40] It's funny especially if he's
[00:05:42] aren't they already?
[00:05:44] Most of them are.
[00:05:46] If he's got a thick mustache
[00:05:48] So my son wanted to be a cop
[00:05:50] and I joked with him and told him
[00:05:52] I was going to get him a piggy nose
[00:05:54] and a piggy tail
[00:05:56] to go with it
[00:05:58] and he was absolutely mortified.
[00:06:00] You gotta teach him all the young man.
[00:06:02] Hey man.
[00:06:04] You could have made it like a double costume
[00:06:06] and had bullet holes in your shirt
[00:06:08] to really like send the message home too.
[00:06:10] Wow.
[00:06:12] Cause you're black.
[00:06:14] And cops shoot black people a lot.
[00:06:16] And then you just walk around all night
[00:06:18] with your hands up.
[00:06:20] Since it was your son
[00:06:22] and he's so small
[00:06:24] like he should have just been
[00:06:26] like you should have carried him around
[00:06:28] with his knee on your back.
[00:06:30] Oh wow.
[00:06:42] Wow I think that's still too soon.
[00:06:45] Probably gonna head
[00:06:47] of that one out.
[00:06:49] I don't head it a lot.
[00:06:51] Nah, nah, nah.
[00:06:53] It was all funny games and shit you know what I'm saying?
[00:06:55] I'm not gonna really obviously buy
[00:06:57] a fucking pig and snout
[00:06:59] and fucking...
[00:07:01] You should have.
[00:07:03] It would have been dumb funny
[00:07:05] but nah, I'm not gonna...
[00:07:07] If he would have laughed I would have did it
[00:07:09] but he was upset about it
[00:07:11] so I didn't do it.
[00:07:13] That's the only reason why.
[00:07:15] It's been funny especially like
[00:07:17] actually knowing where that whole
[00:07:19] donut cop thing came from.
[00:07:21] You should have just got a certificate.
[00:07:23] Covered with the force?
[00:07:25] Nah you gotta give him a certificate
[00:07:27] that just has white privilege on it
[00:07:29] cause you automatically get white privilege
[00:07:31] when your cops is getting dark.
[00:07:33] You know what I have to say
[00:07:35] every house that we went to
[00:07:37] cause we went to my sister in law's neighborhood
[00:07:39] in the ranch
[00:07:41] over there by Highlands
[00:07:43] so they fucking loved it
[00:07:45] they were like oh we love
[00:07:47] the full size candy bars then
[00:07:49] in the rich neighborhoods.
[00:07:51] Alright so that's a myth
[00:07:53] they did not do that
[00:07:55] for the little guys
[00:07:57] and on top of that
[00:07:59] and that's what I told Sammy, I was like yo
[00:08:01] we should have just stayed over here
[00:08:03] cause the neighborhood over
[00:08:05] all you have to do is go down the block
[00:08:07] all the way down by
[00:08:09] go up through
[00:08:11] the curb
[00:08:13] two time
[00:08:15] bleep through bleep
[00:08:17] can I get up
[00:08:19] you just said my god
[00:08:21] bleep
[00:08:23] everybody knows who the fuck you is
[00:08:25] Jesus Christ
[00:08:27] 7 Hills has always done really good
[00:08:29] with uh, Wendy
[00:08:31] good place to trick or treat for sure
[00:08:33] we could have just did the block
[00:08:35] up and down and then been done
[00:08:37] like what I usually do
[00:08:39] is I go down around the cul-de-sac
[00:08:41] and come up the back side
[00:08:43] oh yeah
[00:08:47] pause
[00:08:49] Jesus Christ
[00:08:51] get your goddamn head out of the gutter
[00:08:53] come up the back side
[00:08:55] that's always fun
[00:08:57] back shots, yeah it is
[00:08:59] that's how short he gets them
[00:09:01] that's how long they get them
[00:09:03] so that's where the term flip a bitch came from
[00:09:05] wow
[00:09:09] absolutely
[00:09:11] wow
[00:09:13] it was definitely a little bit
[00:09:15] uh
[00:09:17] under the uh
[00:09:19] expectation when it comes to like the
[00:09:21] richer or the better neighborhoods
[00:09:23] you know what I'm saying so to speak
[00:09:25] it was definitely under
[00:09:27] what we grew up knowing that
[00:09:29] the neighborhoods with the money got
[00:09:31] they weren't even decorated
[00:09:33] the houses weren't even decorated
[00:09:35] it was empty, there was like maybe four
[00:09:37] kids this kid legit
[00:09:39] came out the cul-de-sac hit like three
[00:09:41] houses went right back to the crib
[00:09:43] yo what the fuck
[00:09:45] we used to trick or treat all fucking night
[00:09:47] so all the lights were off
[00:09:49] kids are soft as fuck now
[00:09:51] they go for like an hour
[00:09:53] tops and they're like hey tonight
[00:09:55] tired
[00:09:57] I'm tired
[00:09:59] so there's a house on the block
[00:10:01] that'll be uh giving out shots
[00:10:03] don't be looking at me like that
[00:10:05] I'm gonna be that house
[00:10:07] but nobody came through
[00:10:09] I mean that'd be dope
[00:10:11] you gotta hook up the parents too
[00:10:13] there's gonna be them nasty shots nobody wanted
[00:10:15] I was handing out hot chocolates with alcohol
[00:10:17] and then to the parents
[00:10:19] I know last time I took little man
[00:10:21] I don't know if you guys have had um
[00:10:23] I was there you shoulda came and now
[00:10:25] Laws Bourbon
[00:10:27] fucking fire but yeah I was definitely
[00:10:29] I had a water bottle full of Laws Bourbon
[00:10:31] last time I went with little man
[00:10:33] I was over here
[00:10:35] my porch light was out
[00:10:37] so nobody came but I was willing to hand out
[00:10:39] he said the JR
[00:10:41] I had 17 full
[00:10:43] Snickers to give out to anybody who came in
[00:10:45] can I have 16 of them
[00:10:47] no I gave 7 of them out
[00:10:49] there's a few
[00:10:51] I was about to say the best costume that came into my house
[00:10:53] was this little kid he was dressed up
[00:10:55] as as blank man
[00:10:57] nice
[00:10:59] I knew his parents were super cool cause he had the whole face sock
[00:11:01] yeah you have to have cool parents
[00:11:03] that's a deep cut
[00:11:05] he wasn't even around when that shit came out
[00:11:07] he had the sheet that was like a cape
[00:11:09] but he's only like 5'1
[00:11:11] so it was perfect
[00:11:13] blank man's a good costume
[00:11:15] I was gonna get uh
[00:11:17] the Ace Ventura where he's in the pink tutu
[00:11:19] oh my god
[00:11:21] that'd be a good one
[00:11:23] that'd be pretty easy
[00:11:25] cause you just need a pink tutu
[00:11:27] and just some wild shorts
[00:11:29] and some boots
[00:11:31] and a Hawaiian shirt
[00:11:33] and in your case
[00:11:38] at least you have
[00:11:40] a chick that can bring you to the hospital
[00:11:42] and stuff
[00:11:44] put her in a little short wig
[00:11:46] it's a whole costume
[00:11:48] naughty nurse
[00:11:50] alright burn that though
[00:11:52] no
[00:11:54] they're trying to see you
[00:11:56] taking over
[00:11:58] we just talked about how
[00:12:00] we just talked about getting rid of naughty anything
[00:12:02] you were a good friend
[00:12:04] yeah let's bring the creativity back to Halloween
[00:12:06] thank you
[00:12:08] like a naughty jellyfish
[00:12:10] a naughty jellyfish
[00:12:12] wow
[00:12:14] I actually saw that
[00:12:16] an octopussy
[00:12:18] it was on the internet but I did see that
[00:12:20] so is that a James Bond reference or a hentai reference
[00:12:22] no he saw that on poor people
[00:12:24] just a plural
[00:12:26] for octopus
[00:12:28] it's octopussy
[00:12:30] it's a plural
[00:12:32] octopussy
[00:12:34] octopy
[00:12:36] I eat the whole pie
[00:12:38] speaking of alimone
[00:12:40] what's your least favorite ice cream
[00:12:42] in Neapolitan
[00:12:44] strawberry
[00:12:46] it's vanilla
[00:12:48] it's strawberry
[00:12:50] chocolate because it tastes like
[00:12:52] nobody mixed the nest quick up well
[00:12:54] now Landon I'd expect a different answer out of you
[00:12:56] chocolate really
[00:12:58] exactly
[00:13:00] talking about that faux chocolate
[00:13:02] it's strawberry because it tastes like
[00:13:04] strawberry it's like it's like
[00:13:06] this is like the type of chocolate
[00:13:08] that white people get when they inject their skin
[00:13:10] with melanin
[00:13:12] alright so the Neapolitan I'm talking about
[00:13:14] is in the big ass fucking tub
[00:13:16] and it's like five bucks the value meal
[00:13:18] shit three thirds of ice creams
[00:13:20] vanilla chocolate
[00:13:22] strawberry was whack
[00:13:24] like a hole
[00:13:26] you would take just straight vanilla over
[00:13:28] just a mix of strawberry and
[00:13:30] chocolate
[00:13:32] so that sounds like
[00:13:34] vanilla sucks so bad that you have to mix it with one of the other
[00:13:36] that mixes better than strawberry
[00:13:38] and chocolate I must say
[00:13:40] if you do half and half with the vanilla
[00:13:42] then it's good
[00:13:44] when you used to go to country buffet back in the day
[00:13:46] and you were done with your meal
[00:13:48] and you'd get your own ice cream
[00:13:50] did the chocolate swirl?
[00:13:52] did the vanilla by itself?
[00:13:54] you know that one
[00:13:56] chocolate by itself isn't that good either
[00:13:58] I will buy a pint
[00:14:00] it is that like low quality chocolate
[00:14:02] one at a time
[00:14:04] I didn't know you guys were racist
[00:14:06] I mean there's probably way better
[00:14:08] chocolate ice cream than the Neapolitan version
[00:14:10] the Neapolitan version
[00:14:12] that's kind of the problem
[00:14:14] exactly
[00:14:16] what's the worst you still didn't answer my question
[00:14:18] you guys really think chocolate is the worst
[00:14:20] Neapolitan flavor
[00:14:22] I don't even remember what the strawberry tastes like
[00:14:24] because I barely eat ice cream
[00:14:26] it tastes like strawberries
[00:14:28] tastes like snozberries
[00:14:30] those are awesome
[00:14:32] honestly the great thing about
[00:14:34] Neapolitan is
[00:14:36] you got those three flavors
[00:14:38] so it's like one person likes
[00:14:40] vanilla, one person likes chocolate
[00:14:42] one person likes strawberry
[00:14:44] and we would be perfect roommates
[00:14:46] you guys don't like the flavor of that
[00:14:48] we're racist
[00:14:50] how do you feel about four basketball players
[00:14:52] that are like a ruckus
[00:14:54] god damn
[00:14:56] unless your last name is Yo-Kic you're trash
[00:14:58] do you even like blacks
[00:15:00] I love them
[00:15:02] I hate niggas
[00:15:04] every time I knock on the garage you say
[00:15:06] I don't want any jet magazines
[00:15:08] I don't want any subscriptions
[00:15:10] is that even around anymore
[00:15:12] yes it's in every black barbershop
[00:15:14] barbershops for sure
[00:15:16] the reps only go to
[00:15:18] barbershops
[00:15:20] and black doctors
[00:15:22] we know nobody else is going to buy this
[00:15:24] no other market
[00:15:26] that's good business
[00:15:28] the beauty of the week is still fighting
[00:15:30] jet will never go away
[00:15:32] it's not like tv guide
[00:15:34] I miss tv guide
[00:15:36] do you look like the type of person who still ordered a tv guide
[00:15:38] that's great grandpa
[00:15:40] do you read newspapers
[00:15:42] honestly
[00:15:44] he looks like he does
[00:15:46] when I go to my parents house
[00:15:48] every sunday yes they still get the
[00:15:50] newspaper delivered and yes we read it
[00:15:52] nice
[00:15:54] you know what I'm not even alive
[00:15:56] I'm not even alive
[00:15:58] my favorite part about taking the fucking
[00:16:00] um
[00:16:02] the bus and rtd and shit
[00:16:04] at times
[00:16:06] was fucking reading the damn newspaper during
[00:16:08] yeah in the westwards on the fucking
[00:16:10] bro it was
[00:16:12] the west
[00:16:14] it's from the west
[00:16:16] and I'm mad that fucking
[00:16:18] New York Times doesn't come out as a
[00:16:20] paper anymore it's subscription
[00:16:22] online really it does now
[00:16:24] they still do the crossword puzzle
[00:16:26] I'm actually like
[00:16:28] my online subscriptions about to end
[00:16:30] and they're about to offer me
[00:16:32] like they always do it like hey
[00:16:34] you're over let me
[00:16:36] charge you
[00:16:38] was it like 150 bucks
[00:16:40] for the year and we'll throw in
[00:16:42] sunday delivery of the New York Times
[00:16:44] and I'm like maybe
[00:16:46] do that because it's got that crossword
[00:16:48] it's one of the best crosswords in America
[00:16:52] it's actually kind of hard
[00:16:54] it's a lot harder than the USA today
[00:16:56] the business section of the fucking
[00:16:58] New York Times and like the whole
[00:17:00] like the money shit
[00:17:02] that was my shit
[00:17:04] the nice the new york stock exchange
[00:17:06] numbers and stuff
[00:17:08] it's like the new
[00:17:10] businesses coming up and the new
[00:17:12] you know what I'm saying it just always
[00:17:14] had like an expose about
[00:17:16] what new businesses was probably
[00:17:18] we should also do an IPO for
[00:17:20] probably on the porch if you guys are ready for that
[00:17:22] it won't be like
[00:17:24] ten cents on a dollar but
[00:17:26] oh god that pink sheets huh
[00:17:28] okay okay
[00:17:30] hell yeah
[00:17:32] just like that almost
[00:17:34] probably on the porch crypto
[00:17:36] doge
[00:17:38] polycoin
[00:17:40] oh yeah
[00:17:42] you know what i'm doing with NFTs
[00:17:44] it's got a ring to it
[00:17:46] rolls out the tongue real nice
[00:17:48] so you know
[00:17:50] we are not PC
[00:17:52] hold on hold on you bring up NFTs
[00:17:54] one of my cousins was telling me that
[00:17:56] NFTs are like
[00:17:58] on a risk
[00:18:00] on a risk to profit type shit
[00:18:02] it's a high risk with
[00:18:04] a high risk mark in the profit
[00:18:06] but if you hit it in that T that everybody
[00:18:08] no no no my nigga
[00:18:10] is this gonna
[00:18:12] is that value gonna hold
[00:18:14] ten to fifteen years
[00:18:16] down the fucking line that's what it really
[00:18:18] is can I ask you a quick question though
[00:18:20] you can keep going what weed is this
[00:18:22] what are we smoking
[00:18:24] some bamboo is a lot
[00:18:26] that shit is fire it's called the devil's lettuce
[00:18:28] that is tasty it's very yummy
[00:18:30] it's that hippie shit
[00:18:32] come to this and then something else that I got from
[00:18:34] I'm a fan
[00:18:36] Graham Canyon
[00:18:40] nice
[00:18:42] what a name
[00:18:44] what you were just saying about the NFTs
[00:18:46] is how you get people to
[00:18:48] actually buy into them
[00:18:50] it beyond the hype is like
[00:18:52] oh was it gonna be ten fifteen years
[00:18:54] down the road
[00:18:56] you're not looking at it
[00:18:58] cause that's what you're gonna think
[00:19:00] is like oh is this digital
[00:19:02] image that I can take a screen shot of
[00:19:04] and then
[00:19:06] no but that's what I'm saying though these people that are buying these NFTs
[00:19:08] at high ass value
[00:19:10] and holding onto them
[00:19:12] it's like it's not gonna double in value
[00:19:14] if you're gonna hold onto them for a long ass
[00:19:16] time type shit it's a question mark
[00:19:18] nobody knows how much they're gonna be
[00:19:20] or if they're even gonna be
[00:19:22] profitable coming
[00:19:24] down the road type shit it's what it's
[00:19:26] it's so new and
[00:19:28] just there's a lot of question marks
[00:19:30] about it because there's so many people
[00:19:32] and anybody can get in the NFTs
[00:19:34] type shit
[00:19:36] and it's all about how much money you place
[00:19:38] value on it at first and then it just goes up from there
[00:19:40] every time you buy it
[00:19:42] they put up another price tag on it
[00:19:44] you know what I'm saying so
[00:19:46] that's why I love like all the it was at the
[00:19:48] the ape ones
[00:19:50] people spend
[00:19:52] hundreds of thousands
[00:19:54] millions of dollars on those
[00:19:56] there were like
[00:19:58] a grand
[00:20:00] at best right now
[00:20:02] well who knows I mean who fucking knows
[00:20:04] bro
[00:20:06] it's why I don't buy shit
[00:20:08] you don't buy the fat
[00:20:10] you gotta have money to buy shit
[00:20:12] yeah it takes money to make money absolutely
[00:20:14] not a lot of stuff worth buying in my opinion
[00:20:16] I'm down for experiences
[00:20:18] more than things
[00:20:20] so hookers
[00:20:22] fuck meaningless material bullshit
[00:20:24] thank you
[00:20:26] the want for
[00:20:28] earthy possessions a long time ago
[00:20:30] so necessary
[00:20:32] you don't fucking need most shit
[00:20:34] you're right but you know what is always
[00:20:36] needed
[00:20:38] food, water and shelter
[00:20:40] that green
[00:20:42] that young money
[00:20:44] I'm gonna say weird
[00:20:46] happiness
[00:20:48] that's one of the same from what I hear
[00:20:50] roll up some happiness bro
[00:20:52] but you know
[00:20:54] you know how this world is
[00:20:56] money makes the world go round
[00:20:58] you know what I'm saying
[00:21:00] greeted power
[00:21:02] and manipulation
[00:21:04] especially in our day and age
[00:21:06] especially our age
[00:21:08] and some of us got families and shit like that
[00:21:10] you want to set them up
[00:21:12] you want to live comfortably
[00:21:14] you know what I'm saying
[00:21:16] so you gotta stay tuned to it
[00:21:18] you know what I mean
[00:21:20] not to say that
[00:21:22] the old ways are
[00:21:24] not doing it anymore
[00:21:26] every market is fucking saturated
[00:21:28] everybody's trying to make millions
[00:21:30] everybody's trying to get there
[00:21:32] million of the cut
[00:21:36] you're not reinventing the fucking wheel
[00:21:38] you're just jumping on the wheel
[00:21:40] and taking the wheel
[00:21:42] and riding on the type shit
[00:21:44] so you gotta pick what fucking wheel
[00:21:46] sometimes
[00:21:48] you try to make the wheel better
[00:21:50] improve the wheel
[00:21:52] but it takes some of the old routes
[00:21:54] to make your own fucking wheel
[00:21:56] you know what I'm saying
[00:21:58] like a lot of people
[00:22:00] a lot of businesses that are successful
[00:22:02] their startup fucking companies were
[00:22:04] regular ass everyday
[00:22:06] you know what I'm saying
[00:22:08] mill shit
[00:22:10] started in a garage
[00:22:12] you know what I mean
[00:22:14] everything starts from somewhere
[00:22:16] you know what I'm saying
[00:22:18] but where they got the money to
[00:22:20] fund their dream
[00:22:22] you know what I'm saying
[00:22:24] trust fun babies
[00:22:26] that's a nigga's aint that fucking fortunate
[00:22:28] there's a lot of fortunate people out there
[00:22:32] yeah I got an idea
[00:22:35] for two great apps
[00:22:37] one of them
[00:22:39] I will talk to y'all about it offline
[00:22:41] because it really is a great app
[00:22:43] and I don't want everybody else to hear about it
[00:22:45] but the other one is an app that
[00:22:47] uh
[00:22:49] Rigiddy and I over here
[00:22:51] we are forced to use
[00:22:53] about paying your fucking utility
[00:22:55] oh man
[00:22:57] through a third party
[00:22:59] their UI is shit
[00:23:01] their fucking app is shit
[00:23:03] I could do so much better
[00:23:05] I just need some capital to make it happen
[00:23:07] can you give us a hint
[00:23:09] about the app
[00:23:11] or will that give it away
[00:23:13] I would hella take 35 on that
[00:23:26] that's actually a brilliant idea
[00:23:28] we're not gonna tell people
[00:23:30] on the interwebs
[00:23:32] have you guys ever done that before bro
[00:23:34] so you know these fucking
[00:23:36] I don't know what that is
[00:23:38] all that
[00:23:40] something about a fucking baby
[00:23:42] that's a great season
[00:23:44] have you guys ever said something out loud
[00:23:46] that then appeared
[00:23:48] so
[00:23:50] it's I'm with
[00:23:52] the X
[00:23:54] and we're talking about this like
[00:23:56] 2011-12
[00:23:58] the fucking rec rooms right
[00:24:00] and now they're doing these rooms
[00:24:02] where you can go and pay to destroy shit
[00:24:04] yeah the rage room
[00:24:06] did we not talk about that shit
[00:24:08] way long in the like in our 20s
[00:24:10] about the same style of room
[00:24:12] probably because of uh
[00:24:14] office space
[00:24:16] somebody stole my fucking
[00:24:18] fuck out of the
[00:24:20] was it the printer
[00:24:22] PC low-lighter
[00:24:24] and everyone was like man wouldn't that be great
[00:24:26] to just break just everything
[00:24:28] in the office
[00:24:30] in 2010
[00:24:32] I will say that there was an actual idea
[00:24:34] that I had that went
[00:24:36] nationwide
[00:24:38] because I was
[00:24:40] I went to lunch with the
[00:24:42] I think it was the
[00:24:44] either the CFO or COO
[00:24:46] of the company I was working for
[00:24:48] time and I just had this great idea
[00:24:50] about like
[00:24:52] sharing minutes
[00:24:54] with your cell phone plan
[00:24:56] I'm sorry like this thing made a family plan
[00:24:58] no uh
[00:25:00] don't be humble
[00:25:02] my circle
[00:25:04] instead of sharing it with
[00:25:06] you could have
[00:25:08] unlimited minutes to like
[00:25:10] your family or whatever you could choose a certain
[00:25:12] more of a
[00:25:14] 10
[00:25:16] but I
[00:25:18] mentioned like hey this would be a
[00:25:20] really great idea
[00:25:24] cool
[00:25:26] lunch ended
[00:25:28] nothing spoke about that and then
[00:25:30] six months later
[00:25:32] we got that
[00:25:34] was it the home makeover guy
[00:25:36] Ty
[00:25:38] on national television
[00:25:40] promoting that shit for our company
[00:25:42] it was my idea
[00:25:44] that's like a light flex
[00:25:46] I of course get nothing for it because
[00:25:48] I was on company time
[00:25:50] and
[00:25:52] IP when you're on company time means
[00:25:54] jack shit
[00:25:56] what's IP for the folks that don't know
[00:25:58] intellectual property
[00:26:02] IP
[00:26:04] in a toilet
[00:26:08] it's intellectual property
[00:26:10] not archaic or urinal
[00:26:12] whatever as long as the ID
[00:26:14] says over 18
[00:26:16] intellectual property man
[00:26:18] that was that joke
[00:26:22] the difference between
[00:26:24] lentil and a chickpea
[00:26:26] ah
[00:26:28] what's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea
[00:26:30] I've never had a lentil on my face
[00:26:32] no no
[00:26:34] it's clever
[00:26:36] and it's naughty it's a little bit of both
[00:26:38] I like it
[00:26:40] two birds
[00:26:42] I've never let a lentil on my face
[00:26:44] no you're fucking it up
[00:26:46] I've never let a lentil
[00:26:48] lentils all over my face
[00:26:50] also what's the difference between an enzyme
[00:26:52] and a hormone
[00:26:54] you've already used this one
[00:26:56] this is a good one
[00:26:58] I've never heard an enzyme
[00:27:00] I've never heard an enzyme
[00:27:02] what you guys
[00:27:04] what's the difference between
[00:27:06] iron man and iron woman
[00:27:08] iron woman
[00:27:10] balls
[00:27:12] one's a superhero the other one's a command
[00:27:22] feel free to edit that one
[00:27:28] that's quite possibly one of the most
[00:27:30] it's hilarious
[00:27:32] that reminds me
[00:27:34] Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally
[00:27:36] and he left with his shirt
[00:27:38] iron in a homemade sandwich
[00:27:44] with the crest cut off
[00:27:46] oh shit
[00:27:48] we should stop right there
[00:27:50] cause uh
[00:27:52] you know
[00:27:54] nah
[00:27:56] fuck that
[00:27:58] I mean we could go for hour
[00:28:00] I think we should
[00:28:02] nah that was all I knew
[00:28:04] alright so um
[00:28:06] RIP Bobby Knight
[00:28:08] one of the greatest
[00:28:10] chair tossers
[00:28:12] of all time
[00:28:14] outside of the WWE
[00:28:16] who's better though
[00:28:19] it just happened
[00:28:21] the dude on the docks
[00:28:23] that wasn't tossing
[00:28:25] that was not tossing
[00:28:27] that was a well deserved smack to the head
[00:28:31] that was a rock vs mankind
[00:28:33] when the cops came to arrest him
[00:28:35] he threw it at the last person
[00:28:37] it was me out of wood
[00:28:39] I just figured it would be back in the woods
[00:28:41] with his family
[00:28:43] great movie
[00:28:45] okay well since we're doing RIPs
[00:28:47] can I do an SIP a sleeping piece
[00:28:49] to the Polish Hammer
[00:28:51] amen
[00:28:53] cheers to that let's raise one
[00:28:55] raise one to that man
[00:28:57] oh hi him
[00:28:59] I want to cheer for you brother
[00:29:01] I'll pull in next year
[00:29:03] for his little
[00:29:05] extra thing
[00:29:07] that's not gonna go well
[00:29:09] bro they love black people in Poland
[00:29:11] not next year though
[00:29:13] not next year
[00:29:15] he's like believe me
[00:29:17] I've been there
[00:29:19] 2024 it's
[00:29:21] it's not a good year
[00:29:23] but what the blacks
[00:29:25] odd numbered year
[00:29:27] what longitude latitude are you going to
[00:29:29] that's not good for black people
[00:29:31] no don't go there
[00:29:33] you might want to skip this trip
[00:29:35] it's a leap year too
[00:29:37] actually so you're thinking from a very American
[00:29:39] caucus persons position
[00:29:41] as long as I tell them that I'm new
[00:29:43] being and not American
[00:29:45] black I'm safe
[00:29:49] that's how my mom got through all of Egypt
[00:29:51] it's not about the fact that you
[00:29:53] may or may not be black
[00:29:55] it's the fact that you're
[00:29:57] I'm not American
[00:29:59] at the time you'll be fine if you're American
[00:30:01] like just say sorry
[00:30:03] sorry
[00:30:05] I'm sorry
[00:30:07] I'm sorry
[00:30:09] everybody buddy guy or friend
[00:30:11] yeah
[00:30:13] you're golden
[00:30:15] hey buddy I'm sorry
[00:30:17] I'm just gonna carry a picture
[00:30:19] of my grandfather the whole time and then
[00:30:21] show people like
[00:30:23] and they'll just believe you
[00:30:25] they don't have a choice
[00:30:27] I'm just scared with me in these pictures
[00:30:29] I mean lucky they always
[00:30:31] they'll believe you that he's Polish
[00:30:33] yeah hell yeah
[00:30:35] you can look at his nose until he's a Polak
[00:30:37] that's racist
[00:30:39] I'm racist
[00:31:14] I heard it here first
[00:31:16] we're gonna keep that and we're going to
[00:31:18] third
[00:31:20] at least I didn't say you could look at his nose
[00:31:22] until he's a Jew
[00:31:24] that's what you were thinking
[00:31:26] they're just both true
[00:31:28] that was literally
[00:31:30] at a fucking
[00:31:32] thingy before he got saved by some American troops
[00:31:34] concentration camp
[00:31:36] he was in a concentration camp
[00:31:38] concentration
[00:31:40] he only has one tattoo and it's
[00:31:42] somebody take that beer from
[00:31:44] creation
[00:31:46] he has one concentration camp
[00:31:48] concentration
[00:31:50] and then he joined the air force and made bombs
[00:31:53] that's actually true
[00:31:55] that's wild shit
[00:31:57] same time
[00:31:59] he's 95
[00:32:01] old ass man
[00:32:03] he both saw the fake landing
[00:32:05] on the moon and a black president
[00:32:07] he saw the fake and
[00:32:09] the real landing on the moon
[00:32:14] we landed on the moon
[00:32:16] oh that shit happened
[00:32:18] oh 1969
[00:32:22] September 08
[00:32:24] oh wait
[00:32:26] that's great
[00:32:28] that is correct
[00:32:30] hey if you guys
[00:32:32] haven't watched it and
[00:32:34] was it a for all mankind
[00:32:36] great series
[00:32:38] on apple
[00:32:40] it's a
[00:32:42] retelling of
[00:32:44] johnny apple seed
[00:32:46] no it's a retelling
[00:32:48] of
[00:32:50] what would happen
[00:32:52] or a reimagining of what would happen
[00:32:54] if the soviets
[00:32:56] would have won the space race
[00:32:58] and landed on the moon
[00:33:00] the first time
[00:33:02] and
[00:33:04] just how that would have
[00:33:06] affected
[00:33:08] everyday life
[00:33:10] from the time that happened
[00:33:12] the technology that comes out
[00:33:14] from moon dust
[00:33:16] what kind of technology
[00:33:18] is a moon dust
[00:33:22] they didn't find shit up there bruh
[00:33:24] they didn't find shit
[00:33:26] they didn't find shit
[00:33:28] go ahead and go up there first
[00:33:30] i don't care
[00:33:32] what you got some moon dust
[00:33:34] that was cool man
[00:33:36] wrinkle that in your butt
[00:33:38] the fuck they find out there bruh
[00:33:40] that's shit that's what they found
[00:33:42] man i smoked moon dust
[00:33:44] oh man
[00:33:46] i got some moon rock right now
[00:33:50] take it to the moon
[00:33:52] call it shit you put it in the rocks
[00:33:54] no you put it
[00:33:56] anybody got any conspiracy theories
[00:33:58] or something that grinds their gears
[00:34:00] got any gear grinders
[00:34:04] i have a few
[00:34:06] go ahead
[00:34:08] you started off
[00:34:10] so okay so you know how there's like
[00:34:12] turn of phrases
[00:34:14] i don't like um like jumbo shrimp
[00:34:16] so i can not see moon rock
[00:34:18] this is
[00:34:20] kind of like an old school one
[00:34:22] i got one
[00:34:24] like i'm
[00:34:26] fine and dandy
[00:34:28] how many times have you been fucking dandy
[00:34:30] in your life
[00:34:32] i get to give a handful
[00:34:34] if i'm in the military
[00:34:36] i don't have to answer that
[00:34:38] so how many times have you heard somebody
[00:34:40] be like oh i'm fine and dandy
[00:34:42] are you really dandy
[00:34:44] are you fine and bitch
[00:34:46] are you really fucking dandy
[00:34:48] fine and dandy like sour candy
[00:34:50] okay i got one
[00:34:52] i got one
[00:34:54] when you see like the douche in a truck
[00:34:56] that has like a blue line flag
[00:34:58] and then like they don't tread on me
[00:35:00] it's like
[00:35:02] are you fucking idiot
[00:35:04] are you fucking idiot
[00:35:06] you don't believe in the blue
[00:35:08] if you don't want them to tread on you
[00:35:10] those are conflicting ideologies
[00:35:12] i feel you that's perfect
[00:35:14] that grinds my gear
[00:35:16] it's very common too
[00:35:18] very common
[00:35:20] there's a bunch of
[00:35:22] you have no idea
[00:35:24] just lost your lost soul
[00:35:26] shame on you
[00:35:28] for me it's like redundancies
[00:35:30] in acronyms
[00:35:32] i want to go to the atm machine
[00:35:34] or
[00:35:36] my pin number
[00:35:38] like as ATM
[00:35:40] is an intelligent machine
[00:35:42] pin is
[00:35:44] personal identification number
[00:35:46] what's your pin number
[00:35:48] it's a lack of education
[00:35:50] they're just fucking idiots
[00:35:52] but it's also like
[00:35:54] you go with like a certain
[00:35:56] fun sports teams
[00:35:58] like was it the
[00:36:00] was it
[00:36:02] the Los Angeles Angels
[00:36:04] is the
[00:36:06] the angels angels yep
[00:36:10] the angel
[00:36:12] the angel angels
[00:36:14] the the
[00:36:16] angel angel
[00:36:18] the
[00:36:20] possessive
[00:36:22] angels
[00:36:24] neat
[00:36:28] i got another one anybody else
[00:36:30] something that's been bothering you
[00:36:32] we could do something lately that's just bugging you
[00:36:34] people
[00:36:36] okay so look
[00:36:38] there's this other podcaster
[00:36:40] she's like
[00:36:42] they call her a pick me now but it's because she says
[00:36:44] pig me
[00:36:46] but from a woman's perspective
[00:36:48] like
[00:36:50] i can't think of her name
[00:36:52] just pick me's on
[00:36:54] you know for both genders
[00:36:56] she's an American white lady
[00:36:58] and she gets on American
[00:37:00] women a lot
[00:37:02] says shit that men want to hear
[00:37:04] or no just the shit that men think
[00:37:06] from a woman's perspective
[00:37:08] so they can absorb it type of
[00:37:10] she don't know what the fuck we think
[00:37:12] bro no she does so because she
[00:37:14] asks us she actually asks men
[00:37:16] bro she actually asks
[00:37:18] she ain't ask me shit
[00:37:20] the last one she got on she was like talking to this
[00:37:22] feminist
[00:37:24] that's not a man
[00:37:26] that's
[00:37:28] that's not a man
[00:37:30] i'll edit that out later keep going
[00:37:32] she was talking to a feminist
[00:37:34] so
[00:37:36] what makes you a feminist and she was like well i just
[00:37:38] don't think a man has any place telling
[00:37:40] me what to do blah blah blah
[00:37:42] so she was like so do you think
[00:37:44] a man should protect you
[00:37:46] she said yes i should always
[00:37:48] feel protected by a man do you think a man
[00:37:50] should pay for your dinner yes a man
[00:37:52] should always pay for my dinner
[00:37:54] so you're not a feminist
[00:37:56] because you don't believe that a woman
[00:37:58] is on the same level
[00:38:00] as a man so you're a traditionalist
[00:38:02] that just wants to fuck
[00:38:04] as many dudes as she can
[00:38:06] until she meets the dude who
[00:38:08] can tame her to a woman
[00:38:10] that's exactly how she put it to her
[00:38:12] she made this shit cry and walk off
[00:38:14] of the show type of shit
[00:38:16] so she's an uncle tom for feminist then
[00:38:18] thank you
[00:38:20] there's some pity
[00:38:22] and Karen
[00:38:24] they call them picmies
[00:38:26] no that's auntie Karen
[00:38:28] auntie k
[00:38:30] auntie k
[00:38:32] i like that
[00:38:34] it's just a way to get it
[00:38:36] it's a different way to get attention
[00:38:38] she just drops knowledge
[00:38:40] she just drops knowledge on like
[00:38:42] she's getting flack from the female community
[00:38:44] because of what she's doing
[00:38:46] well look at it
[00:38:48] i don't want to sound
[00:38:50] offensive but
[00:38:52] it's going to be offensive
[00:38:54] right
[00:38:56] y'all about race is much
[00:38:58] yo straight up
[00:39:00] straight up like yo
[00:39:02] no disrespect
[00:39:04] no disrespect
[00:39:06] real disrespectful
[00:39:08] a lot of
[00:39:10] these
[00:39:12] single women thinking
[00:39:14] is not fucking logical
[00:39:16] it's not fucking logical
[00:39:18] you don't have a fucking job but you want to
[00:39:20] niggat that makes
[00:39:22] 500 million a year
[00:39:24] type shit
[00:39:26] it's like really outrageous
[00:39:28] you know what i'm saying
[00:39:30] if you just so happen
[00:39:32] to meet a rich motherfucker
[00:39:34] if you just so happen
[00:39:36] to meet a rich motherfucker
[00:39:38] that's good for you
[00:39:40] yeah keep them
[00:39:42] do everything you can to keep them
[00:39:44] nobody's knocking that
[00:39:46] but when you're knocking
[00:39:48] the 9-5 niggas that
[00:39:50] yo broke ass
[00:39:52] is around 24-7
[00:39:54] you know what i'm saying that's when it irks my nerve
[00:39:56] when you be curving it because you look a certain way
[00:39:58] look at your father
[00:40:00] look at your fucking dad
[00:40:02] look at your dad
[00:40:04] thank you
[00:40:06] can they?
[00:40:08] no
[00:40:10] 83% of the time
[00:40:12] no
[00:40:16] but i mean if that's the issue
[00:40:18] or not or whatever
[00:40:20] it's like
[00:40:22] your dad is a
[00:40:24] umpty dumpy looking ass motherfucker
[00:40:26] and you want to fuck it
[00:40:28] so that's good enough for your mom
[00:40:30] not good enough for you
[00:40:32] Danny DeVito's name out of this shit
[00:40:34] looks like the penguin
[00:40:36] wow
[00:40:38] he's a short
[00:40:40] frumpy stumpy dude
[00:40:42] that made some money
[00:40:44] he used to get picked on in junior high
[00:40:46] in fucking the 80s
[00:40:48] and now he's a money maker
[00:40:50] so now your mom wants to talk to him
[00:40:52] he's completely right
[00:40:54] but not even if
[00:40:56] a person grows up like blue collar
[00:40:58] so that's good enough
[00:41:00] this blue collar
[00:41:02] godfair 9-5 motherfuckers good enough for your mom
[00:41:04] so if it's good enough for your mom
[00:41:06] why isn't it good enough for you
[00:41:08] you're hating
[00:41:10] you're basically shitting on your fucking dad right now
[00:41:12] you're shitting on your fucking father that worked his ass off
[00:41:14] to fucking put fucking
[00:41:16] food on the table
[00:41:18] you're straight disrespecting your father
[00:41:20] you know
[00:41:22] i get the one in the upgrade
[00:41:24] i get it
[00:41:26] i get wanting to be rich
[00:41:28] i get wanting to live the lavish life
[00:41:30] i get it
[00:41:32] that's your goal in
[00:41:34] for your life
[00:41:36] i get it
[00:41:38] completely get it
[00:41:40] but at the same fucking time
[00:41:42] you can't require
[00:41:44] something that you're not producing
[00:41:46] bring into the table
[00:41:48] you know what i'm saying
[00:41:50] that's where my real qualm is
[00:41:52] i don't mean to
[00:41:54] switch it to that type of shit
[00:41:56] but it's
[00:41:58] where are we at
[00:42:00] especially the music
[00:42:02] you know what i'm saying
[00:42:04] this hot girl summer and all this shit
[00:42:06] they will say because they are the prize
[00:42:08] it's crazy
[00:42:10] it's crazy as fuck
[00:42:12] how
[00:42:14] i don't know
[00:42:16] i have a rebutter to that
[00:42:18] vagina is not a prize
[00:42:20] i mean vagina is not a fucking prize
[00:42:22] i'm a plan
[00:42:24] if i'm talking
[00:42:26] if i'm going after a female
[00:42:28] you know what comes equipped with a female
[00:42:30] of a vagina
[00:42:32] hopefully
[00:42:34] i think
[00:42:36] that's a prerequisite
[00:42:38] the reason why we're having so many clashes
[00:42:40] it's because the fuck boy shit
[00:42:42] is starting to fall to the wayside
[00:42:44] and women are starting to see it
[00:42:46] yes bro yes become a problem
[00:42:48] or is it the
[00:42:50] places where you're not going on
[00:42:52] the first date is ridiculous
[00:42:54] oh the fucking cheese cake
[00:42:56] i ain't taking them to the cheese cake on the fifth day
[00:42:58] most bruh
[00:43:00] thank you
[00:43:02] most bruh
[00:43:04] bruh we got a chick filet
[00:43:06] little anidas
[00:43:08] chipotle
[00:43:10] now that we're setting those standards
[00:43:12] now that we're setting those standards
[00:43:14] now that we're setting those standards
[00:43:16] now that we're gonna do a not do
[00:43:18] they're starting to do like a counteract
[00:43:20] you know what
[00:43:22] halfway is social media too
[00:43:24] yeah yeah absolutely
[00:43:26] you see all these IG models
[00:43:28] you know what i'm saying
[00:43:30] these chicks is getting paid off of IG
[00:43:32] and now all of a sudden
[00:43:34] they're getting all these likes and shit
[00:43:36] like that
[00:43:38] you know
[00:43:40] this is what
[00:43:42] this cracks my head
[00:43:44] every time
[00:43:46] no no no it doesn't grind my gear
[00:43:48] it cracks my head
[00:43:50] that's the brooklyn version of grinds his gears
[00:43:54] you're getting a like on a social media account
[00:43:56] or whatever platform
[00:43:58] it's a like
[00:44:00] that's like somebody saying giving you a compliment
[00:44:02] so you got
[00:44:04] 75 million whatever the fuck compliments
[00:44:06] in one day on one picture
[00:44:08] what makes you
[00:44:10] think you're that dope
[00:44:12] it's less than a compliment
[00:44:14] you just got a compliment
[00:44:16] of you look okay you look good whatever
[00:44:18] whatever i fuck you
[00:44:20] I mean it doesn't even have to go that far
[00:44:22] bro it doesn't even have to go that far
[00:44:24] but I mean just because
[00:44:26] their cloud I got
[00:44:28] 20 million blah blah blah
[00:44:30] likes and da da da da
[00:44:32] it's like you get that many
[00:44:34] mental likes out here in this fucking world
[00:44:36] if this social app wasn't even here
[00:44:38] who would have gave a shit
[00:44:40] it's not even a compliment though
[00:44:42] because a compliment is something that is like
[00:44:44] actually
[00:44:46] takes effort
[00:44:48] takes like a certain amount of effort
[00:44:50] I'll just click that fucking mouse
[00:44:52] okay okay
[00:44:54] I take away more compliments
[00:44:56] as you would say on
[00:44:58] social media than I actually give
[00:45:00] because a lot of times I'm scrolling through
[00:45:02] it's like oh I hit that heart oh fuck
[00:45:04] go back to that take that shit away
[00:45:06] I mean regardless
[00:45:08] regardless like where
[00:45:10] when did
[00:45:12] social media
[00:45:14] you know what I'm saying pull the social media
[00:45:16] to where these likes
[00:45:18] and recognitions and oh I'm
[00:45:20] recognized by X amount
[00:45:22] a million motherfuckers
[00:45:24] you know what I'm saying when was that
[00:45:26] the validation when was that
[00:45:28] I'm bringing this to the table type shit
[00:45:30] because that's really what these females
[00:45:32] are saying
[00:45:34] I'm on IG and I'm on
[00:45:36] you know what I'm saying
[00:45:38] so that's cool
[00:45:40] that's not bringing shit to no table
[00:45:42] POS is not bringing
[00:45:44] all insane yeah you got
[00:45:46] 75,000 likes
[00:45:48] but that's just 75,000 motherfuckers
[00:45:50] that probably just beat their meat to that one picture
[00:45:52] that you posted
[00:45:54] just instill basement dwellers
[00:45:56] fucking yeah
[00:45:58] congratulations
[00:46:00] likes are equal
[00:46:02] probably a court
[00:46:04] how many people got you in the
[00:46:06] wank bank
[00:46:08] because that's so true on so many different levels
[00:46:10] bro that's also a
[00:46:12] masturbation for the person Ganna likes
[00:46:14] yeah like a self masturbation
[00:46:16] yeah
[00:46:18] it's a drug
[00:46:20] it's a drug
[00:46:22] I mean real shit absolutely
[00:46:24] don't mean hit
[00:46:26] what is masturbation besides self pleasure
[00:46:28] that's all it is
[00:46:30] you know I'm not
[00:46:32] don't get me wrong I'm not knocking nobody that does that
[00:46:34] I'm not knocking no IG model
[00:46:36] I'm not hitting it
[00:46:38] I'm not knocking it
[00:46:40] but I mean don't
[00:46:42] that's true we love everything
[00:46:44] don't say that that's what you're bringing to the table
[00:46:46] because that ain't shit
[00:46:48] that really ain't shit
[00:46:50] I mean no real motherfucking
[00:46:52] gives a shit about that
[00:46:54] I'm not expecting to get none of your lady brand from this situation
[00:46:56] did I ask what you did
[00:46:58] for
[00:47:00] how much you did for
[00:47:02] if
[00:47:04] I get to stay at home
[00:47:06] while my lady takes pictures
[00:47:08] of her feet and posts them online
[00:47:10] for people to masturbate to
[00:47:12] that's different
[00:47:14] I'm not talking about feet
[00:47:16] I'm not talking about feet
[00:47:18] nothing else
[00:47:20] I'm not talking about it that's a hustle
[00:47:22] alright that's not
[00:47:24] that's not what I'm talking about
[00:47:26] on a different level
[00:47:28] I'm talking about even the regular
[00:47:30] regular chicks that look good
[00:47:32] even the regular regular chicks that look good
[00:47:34] and they're not as
[00:47:36] popular as these models
[00:47:38] and video vixens type shit
[00:47:40] you know what I'm saying
[00:47:42] the local stunts
[00:47:44] you know what I'm saying
[00:47:46] there's no reason why
[00:47:48] these chicks should be acting
[00:47:51] the way they are to the
[00:47:53] type of dudes
[00:47:55] that are just
[00:47:57] the real cats
[00:47:59] you know what I'm saying you got a lot of fakers
[00:48:01] a lot of motherfuckers that be buying these
[00:48:03] fake chains and all the bullshit
[00:48:05] you know what I'm saying
[00:48:07] I get the lifestyle
[00:48:09] I get the current bullshit
[00:48:11] but you know what I mean
[00:48:15] like what the fuck
[00:48:17] can I say this though
[00:48:19] my highlight reel is myself
[00:48:21] Jesus Christ
[00:48:23] nice
[00:48:25] I mean you know I'm the only dick
[00:48:27] starting in this porn movie
[00:48:29] straight up
[00:48:31] but I mean that's
[00:48:33] all my highlights
[00:48:35] I was saying that to say this
[00:48:37] I wasn't done
[00:48:41] okay I'm done now
[00:48:43] give him the mic
[00:48:45] okay take it
[00:48:47] can I finish
[00:48:49] hold on let me say something
[00:48:51] real quick
[00:48:53] part of what grinds my gears
[00:48:55] I think it's goofy
[00:48:57] that these
[00:48:59] models
[00:49:01] or influencers
[00:49:03] self-employed people
[00:49:05] talk really crazy
[00:49:07] about the dudes that are paying their bills
[00:49:09] like you won't
[00:49:11] date a man that has a 9 to 5
[00:49:13] but the 9 to 5 dude is the person
[00:49:15] who subscribed to your shit
[00:49:17] spends $20 a month
[00:49:19] and is checking all your new content
[00:49:21] I mean maybe even not
[00:49:23] maybe even not
[00:49:25] maybe even
[00:49:27] you know what I'm saying
[00:49:29] it doesn't even have to be a subscriber
[00:49:31] it could be the regular
[00:49:33] degal a nigga that stopped you out in the street
[00:49:35] you know what I'm saying
[00:49:37] you see these videos where
[00:49:39] these cats be walking up to chicks
[00:49:41] and shit like that
[00:49:43] and they don't say nothing
[00:49:45] until he turns around
[00:49:47] and gets into the nice whip
[00:49:49] you know what I'm saying
[00:49:51] but still though
[00:49:53] it could be scripted
[00:49:55] it could be fake and scripted or whatever
[00:49:57] but real shit
[00:49:59] 9 times out of 10 if one of us would have done that
[00:50:01] it would definitely go down exactly like that
[00:50:05] I will have to say
[00:50:07] out of experience there was a point in my life where
[00:50:11] I was more flashy
[00:50:13] than I should have been
[00:50:15] and in what I am now
[00:50:17] and I had a nice ride
[00:50:19] and yeah
[00:50:21] it definitely
[00:50:23] drew a certain
[00:50:25] nice ride equals
[00:50:27] deep pocket
[00:50:29] that's exactly what it is
[00:50:31] nice ride deep pocket
[00:50:33] that's the kind of chick you don't want right there though
[00:50:35] that's the one you don't want
[00:50:37] honestly if anything
[00:50:39] a nice car is like a filter
[00:50:41] but see that's what I'm saying though
[00:50:43] I just dropped to just that
[00:50:45] see now nowadays there's more of those types
[00:50:47] yeah substance
[00:50:49] than they are real types
[00:50:51] that's really what
[00:50:53] the basic is what I'm saying
[00:50:55] there's more of those types
[00:50:57] than there are the real types
[00:50:59] I'm happy I crapped out early
[00:51:01] call it a settle call it what you want
[00:51:03] it's not in my book
[00:51:05] I know what I grabbed
[00:51:07] and I'm good
[00:51:09] on the outside looking in type shit
[00:51:11] you know your grass is green
[00:51:13] I just like crapped out
[00:51:16] yeah cashed out
[00:51:18] it's not the same
[00:51:20] I do know
[00:51:22] I grabbed my money and I dipped out
[00:51:24] that's what I'm saying
[00:51:26] how's she Larry over here
[00:51:28] hahahahahaha
[00:51:30] these niggas coming around us
[00:51:32] oh shit
[00:51:34] oh shit
[00:51:38] uh any who
[00:51:40] yeah
[00:51:42] I had to bring it back
[00:51:44] nope we can't get too serious
[00:51:46] stop it
[00:51:48] you gotta bring it back like faux flats
[00:51:50] you're so rabbis right
[00:51:52] most of them are pretty fucking old
[00:51:54] no offense
[00:51:56] I said this earlier
[00:51:58] no you did not say this earlier
[00:52:00] I can guarantee you did not say this
[00:52:02] I'm not doing any juju jokes
[00:52:04] hahahahahaha
[00:52:06] well okay this one is a juju joke
[00:52:08] it's not a joke though
[00:52:10] it's not a side of the rabbis
[00:52:12] it's a riddle
[00:52:14] it's a heads of the devil
[00:52:16] you didn't walk into a bar with two other motherfuckers
[00:52:18] so chill
[00:52:20] this is an observation
[00:52:22] this is something that my stupid brain thought of
[00:52:24] uh oh
[00:52:26] bear with me
[00:52:28] rabbis
[00:52:30] you gotta have wisdom
[00:52:32] you gotta earn
[00:52:34] that title
[00:52:36] that designation
[00:52:38] you know they got a lot of responsibilities
[00:52:40] and you know at a certain age
[00:52:42] eyesight and coordination
[00:52:44] and stability might not be the best
[00:52:46] how many
[00:52:48] fucked up circumcisions
[00:52:50] are out there because of
[00:52:52] oh my god so the dude who does the
[00:52:54] just a rabbi that can't quite cut it
[00:52:56] hahahahahaha
[00:52:58] hahahahahaha
[00:53:00] oh no
[00:53:02] hahahahahaha
[00:53:04] I knew you would take it as something
[00:53:06] hahahahahaha
[00:53:08] hahahahahaha
[00:53:10] god damn
[00:53:12] so actually
[00:53:14] most of the
[00:53:16] you know like a semi circle instead of a full
[00:53:18] it's like damn done
[00:53:20] half moon
[00:53:22] party in the front business in the back
[00:53:24] just like the bottom half
[00:53:26] it's got a little mullet
[00:53:28] what the fuck is that
[00:53:30] I geek likes to party sometimes
[00:53:32] whoa
[00:53:34] you can call it the emo and you can party
[00:53:36] hahahahahaha
[00:53:38] put it over to the side
[00:53:40] put it to the left side
[00:53:42] it's his little pet right
[00:53:44] we represent the west side
[00:53:46] actually
[00:53:48] the person that performs the bris is in their
[00:53:50] 40s
[00:53:52] so yeah there are very like
[00:53:54] very young rabbis out there
[00:53:56] like it's like the same
[00:53:58] like yeah it's funny
[00:54:00] that's so good though
[00:54:02] this is wild
[00:54:04] did you see my brain think so though
[00:54:06] that was funny as fuck
[00:54:08] but so you have a Jew on site
[00:54:10] that could explain those things to you
[00:54:12] I know
[00:54:14] listen every night I talk to him
[00:54:16] in Brooklyn
[00:54:18] I tell him I know a black Jew
[00:54:20] they start
[00:54:22] laughing
[00:54:24] they think I'm telling them a fucking joke
[00:54:28] they're like hey I know it's black Jew
[00:54:30] and they just start dying
[00:54:32] they just think that's the joke
[00:54:34] yo what he doing
[00:54:36] like nah they got no a black Jew
[00:54:38] like yo get the fuck out of here
[00:54:40] yeah what did he do
[00:54:42] where did he walk into
[00:54:44] where did this black Jew walk into
[00:54:46] who's he scamming
[00:54:48] nah son chill
[00:54:50] I'm actually black and Jewish
[00:54:52] yep
[00:54:54] from Nigeria
[00:54:56] he's bluish
[00:54:58] yeah blue
[00:55:00] since I was like 11-12
[00:55:02] my boy blue
[00:55:04] you've only been black and Jewish since you were 12
[00:55:06] well no technically that's when I became a man
[00:55:08] in the Jewish community because I had my
[00:55:10] Bar Mitzvah so yes
[00:55:12] what about the black part
[00:55:14] that went into that start
[00:55:16] oh I've been black
[00:55:18] laughing
[00:55:20] so good
[00:55:22] I was born
[00:55:24] I reached birth and my
[00:55:26] bellicose cord was tied around my neck
[00:55:28] I've been black
[00:55:30] so you had diapers
[00:55:32] so that's where melanin comes from
[00:55:34] so you could have been white
[00:55:36] almost I turned purple
[00:55:38] so that's why you're black
[00:55:40] if my bellicose cord was wrapped around my neck at birth
[00:55:42] I would have came out black
[00:55:44] damn
[00:55:46] my life would have been completely different
[00:55:48] you're like you're almost 2 per X here
[00:55:50] my shit was only wrapped around once
[00:55:52] like I've told you guys
[00:55:54] a million times
[00:55:56] two wraps
[00:55:58] two rips
[00:56:00] I have an appreciation
[00:56:02] for rice niggas
[00:56:04] wow
[00:56:06] what
[00:56:08] and the only race
[00:56:10] I'm not is sand niggas
[00:56:12] oh
[00:56:14] I mean
[00:56:16] technically
[00:56:18] ruckus has reappeared again
[00:56:20] I mean, technically
[00:56:22] all the Jews
[00:56:24] originally from the Middle East
[00:56:26] which would technically be
[00:56:28] so there's this dude
[00:56:30] his name was Hitler
[00:56:32] and he was like exterminating
[00:56:34] white Jewish people at the time
[00:56:36] and he told the story about how the first
[00:56:38] Jews were black
[00:56:40] yeah he wanted blacks
[00:56:42] and Jews
[00:56:44] and the Moors
[00:56:46] the first people to sell the Moors
[00:56:48] world and the smart ones
[00:56:50] the smores
[00:56:52] the teachers
[00:56:54] teacher of those
[00:56:56] those
[00:56:58] what was the
[00:57:00] what was it called the dark ages right
[00:57:02] so the plague happened
[00:57:04] the dark pages
[00:57:06] and literally shit
[00:57:08] and then it spread like
[00:57:10] it's called the yellow pages
[00:57:12] that was the
[00:57:14] no watching my ass ages
[00:57:16] do you know what stopped
[00:57:18] the black plague
[00:57:20] the white plague
[00:57:22] the showers
[00:57:24] the Moors
[00:57:26] the smores
[00:57:28] yes
[00:57:30] the Moors
[00:57:32] we stopped the black plague
[00:57:34] I haven't had anything yet
[00:57:36] all the westerner
[00:57:38] except for the Irish
[00:57:40] who had their own plague
[00:57:42] we saved the white people
[00:57:44] the potato famine right
[00:57:46] they had their own thing?
[00:57:48] potato famine was a lot
[00:57:50] it lasted like
[00:57:52] almost two centuries
[00:57:54] so you're telling me all these motherfuckers eat
[00:57:56] potatoes
[00:57:58] spud eat motherfuckers
[00:58:00] spud eat motherfuckers over there in Ireland
[00:58:02] that's why they have an appreciation
[00:58:04] for potatoes
[00:58:06] pretty much, I had beer and whiskey
[00:58:08] and potato whiskey
[00:58:10] hey that was damn near a country song
[00:58:12] potato whiskey
[00:58:14] potato whiskey and wine
[00:58:16] beer whiskey
[00:58:18] shit
[00:58:20] wild jerky nights
[00:58:22] oh boy
[00:58:24] sounds like a bunch of white
[00:58:26] sounds like he needs to pause
[00:58:28] so the Irish were the slaves
[00:58:30] of the white people
[00:58:32] ask any Irishman
[00:58:34] how they feel about an English dude
[00:58:36] and they'll tell you bro
[00:58:38] the IRA happened because
[00:58:40] they were definitely impressed by the British
[00:58:42] who wasn't impressed?
[00:58:44] we all watched Braveheart
[00:58:46] dude for real though
[00:58:48] we all watched Braveheart
[00:58:50] we know
[00:58:52] you're smarter than me
[00:58:54] 1995
[00:58:56] did the
[00:58:58] China for a while
[00:59:00] India fucking
[00:59:02] the good ol' you
[00:59:04] company nigga
[00:59:06] but that was also British
[00:59:08] I have a lot of topics I want to talk about
[00:59:13] but I don't want to say
[00:59:18] I'll bring it back to you
[00:59:20] we got 37 episodes
[00:59:22] it's like 49
[00:59:24] and do you realize the outlandish shit that I've come up with
[00:59:26] you might be the Howard Stern
[00:59:28] of this show
[00:59:30] you know what I fucking hate this guy
[00:59:32] but I gotta tune in to see what he's gonna
[00:59:34] piss me off about this time
[00:59:36] plus I would totally put a speaker on some
[00:59:38] chicks vagina and go
[00:59:40] ahhh
[00:59:42] alright
[00:59:44] alright
[00:59:46] okay so first off
[00:59:48] she sat on it
[00:59:50] and this was like the 80s
[00:59:52] it was like 90s
[00:59:54] he didn't put it on her, alright that sounds like
[00:59:56] the only prepare thing
[01:00:00] if I put it on her
[01:00:02] she couldn't sit on it and get the same experience
[01:00:04] what are we talking about?
[01:00:06] I would say he's a Jewish man
[01:00:08] he's got a tiny thing
[01:00:10] what?
[01:00:12] I always back to the baby
[01:00:14] burn this thing down
[01:00:16] I almost want to question how he does it
[01:00:18] we gotta put this thing in time out again
[01:00:20] that's been a while
[01:00:22] so you got a tiny piece?
[01:00:24] but
[01:00:26] I don't want to know
[01:00:28] I've got a foolish hammer
[01:00:30] that was not your nickname sir
[01:00:32] that's not your
[01:00:34] slogan bitch
[01:00:38] it's like one of those little kid hammers
[01:00:40] that they give you in the Home Depot set
[01:00:42] when you take your kid to like the little
[01:00:44] craft section
[01:00:46] it might even squeak
[01:00:48] it's like this big
[01:00:50] it's like this big
[01:00:54] half a baby carrot
[01:00:58] half
[01:01:04] oh hell no
[01:01:10] I think he's out
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[01:01:14] hey that's not the name of the episode
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