The Origin of Peen

[00:00:00] This podcast is powered by The Plug Wake up San Diego I thought it was San Francisco Whoever it is It's Milwaukee Oh, right Grandma lives in Milwaukee Milwaukee, and we're back again Man We didn't go anywhere We missed you guys We did go lots of places We're back again, but we didn't go anywhere It's been a while since we've had our last communique

[00:00:29] Yeah Yeah I thought you were going to do some song lyrics right there It's been a while Since I've been back to walk this road again There you go Hold my head up high So I don't know what's gone on with you guys' lives I thought he said Poontang Pie Poontang? Since I could hold my head Poontang Pie Does that make sense? Does that sound like it?

[00:00:57] I just thought Poontang Pie was in the Maybe above the Poontang Pie? In the lyric somewhere Or it was I like my chicken fried That sounds close I like my chicken fried Right? Like concrete jungle wet dream tomatoes Concrete jungle wet dream tomatoes No, he said concrete jungle wet dream tomatoes He said Abba-do Abba-die He said Abba-die Abba-die

[00:01:27] Abba-die Maybe he said Skibbity Don't No What is that? What even is that? What even is that? Daddy chill What the hell is even that? It's not allowed in my house It's so popular now That shit grinds my ears And I don't even think kids know what it is I mean When I hear Skibbity I think of that fucking Afro Man song Ba Ba

[00:01:57] Ba Ba Because I got high At the end he's like Skibbity Yeah, there we go There it is That's what I think of So it kind of makes me smile So they got it from Afro Man But I know We'll run with that I know that's not what they Do any of you guys know you got kids? No I've never gotten like a true definition or meaning of Skibbity It's their new pig Latin bullshit Is it good or bad? It's terrible Is Skibbity a good thing? It makes no sense I don't get it

[00:02:27] I think it's bad But I'm not positive If one nigga comes in here and talk about You're a beta I'm an alpha I'm a this You're a that This, this, and this Skibbity Ohio And I'm like Yeah It's always Ohio If I hear one more shit You and LeBron James are gonna be living in Ohio Bro, Ohio is the Florida of the Northwest Oh, are we offending people already? I'm giving a farm pit Ohio sucks People who live in Ohio don't wanna live there We made it

[00:02:56] Cleveland, Ohio We did it We did it We made it We're here So, Ohio or Detroit Detroit what? Which one are they go to? Detroit what? Detroit what? The city? Rock City Detroit what, nigga? Detroit Rock City I'd rather go to Detroit than Ohio There's Proud Boys in Ohio They say the Jews will not replace us Let my people go

[00:03:27] Is that what they're chanting right now? Yeah, like literally It was a thing I did see a post where There was a bunch of like Neo-Nazis walking down the street Yeah Like in uniform Carrying flags That were all like Professional quote unquote They were like High quality Yeah, yeah It was like Oh, you guys It's high quality racism You guys put some money Some thought Some thought Some effort into this A little effort Coordination A little coordination You know what I'm saying? I mean like

[00:03:55] So I hate to bring up the president But there's just a lot of arguments About Basically with him being elected That there's gonna be race wars Worse than No Worse than usual No There's more caucus people On the side of good A.k.a. Wax Oh, which is great Which is great We've got a lot of allies And accomplices Hold on Don't say accomplices That implies that We all did something wrong

[00:04:24] Well, technically In the eyes of Everything that's going on Right now We did No So you support The Molester Raper Sex offender Sex offender Trust those New trumpers Over yonder Yeah, that is exactly What I said Verbatim You fucking nailed it But like A lot of people Were saying though Because you know It's a business move Mostly And he's just saying What he's gonna do We don't know for sure If it'll happen But really

[00:04:54] People just care about themselves So they're like He can walk around And grab pussy And be racist But how cheap Are my groceries? That's what I wanna know My groceries gonna be cheap? Alright, I'll vote for you Is this inflation thing Still going? That's also a good point I got three kids So Those grocery bills Got to come down Yeah That shit's been like 300 bucks a week And you know It's not that I don't think Kamala Could've done it But she never even Talked about it

[00:05:23] There's that You know There's that It's like It's not even on her radar I would rather Have gone with auntie Than this fucking Yeah Thank you Than fucking Chucky over here Because When you ask this nigga What's your plan To help the middle And lower class? What's your plan? I'm gonna give more money To the rich people No nigga There's never really an answer We have what looks like Is formulating to be a plan But when we have that plan To set We'll tell Yeah

[00:05:52] Never has a plan There's never an answer At least with this chick You know what I'm saying Whether she gave niggas A roundabout fucking answer She still gave somewhat Of a fucking plan Or an idea That she wants to implement That is status quo though For politicians Yeah Yeah yeah yeah It's to promise things But not tell you how They're gonna do it Which is crazy to me Is that you're going off Of what he's just gonna do What the fuck did he just do When he was in office

[00:06:22] Listen I voted for The individual that I voted for Which wasn't Trump Because I just plain don't like him Yeah I just plain don't like him It doesn't matter It doesn't matter And it's because of His past You know Yeah Look You gotta I can tell you this At first I was down With Trump running for president And it's not like The first time The racist stuff Or anything I mean obviously That stuff's not good And that was before He opened his fucking mouth And started saying shit But it's It's the fact that

[00:06:52] He's just a businessman You know Yeah that's what I'm saying Like I mean okay Political experience What even is that You know And in my opinion Politics are all made up For sure It's all just Fucking dog and pony show Well yeah But to a certain extent You know We have a deficit There is a balance At the end of the day There is a budget And shit like that So at first That's also true We're like 28 trillion dollars In debt anyway And still giving away money Yeah what do you So check it They can't even fathom that number

[00:07:22] The Pentagon just failed Like their fourth or something Some crazy amount of audits in a row I wish the greedy was here Because trillions It's like something about Eight trillion dollars Are unaccounted for Oh of course They just lost that money From the budget Yeah the most recent audit That just happened Yeah It's like okay It just keeps growing They just lost it It just keeps growing Yeah raise my rent fuckers Yeah right So of course at first What's your credit score Yeah Somebody that runs a business You know at first I'm down for it I'm like yeah Bet He should run for president He's a fucking businessman

[00:07:51] Maybe he'll fucking make Some business moves To put us ahead At first That would be nice Until he started opening His fucking mouth His us ain't us Then it It was completely different Like you know what I'm saying Like Well and he does say We're gonna formulate a plan That is Like Mayor Quimby Yes Yes dude We're formulating We have what is Formula We have a plan We got a formula And we're calculating it And we got a formulation And it's formulated Yeah Just vote Quimby Once we get a little bit

[00:08:21] More information We'll let you guys know What we come up with But it'll be better Than whatever they've got What? That's about as useful As a zombie With no teeth Better for who? You know what I'm saying It's like Where's the explanation Like I would be Absolutely down for Trump If there was more Fucking explanation If there was more Yeah What the fuck He said That never happens He's gonna fucking do They just wanna promise Things that sound good Regardless This is the difference The nigga just said He was gonna do A whole bunch of shit He never said how Yeah

[00:08:51] Just a promise Well that's pretty much All politicians No They actually say How they're gonna do it But they don't do it They never really Give you any details That's the difference The nigga didn't even say So you going off Of blind promises It doesn't matter How he does it He said He said he's gonna do it To be fair When they say They're gonna do it All they gotta do Is draft something up And then send it out For approval Just the plan For approval Yeah Just the plan Not that it'll happen We all know

[00:09:21] That's the fucking process Right So why is it Why is it any different Because The way he said it And the way It's like doodles And just a word bank Of random words Yeah Yeah Come on Come on He said so this guy Over here Is the investor Trump's got a vision board It's a jump to conclusions He's giving the money We've got a think tank going Jump to conclusions As soon as we get something going We'll let you guys know Do you guys know What the definition of When

[00:09:50] When we get the think tank going When Do you know the definition Whenever the think tank Starts going Do you know what the definition Of irony is The what The definition of irony is I mean I know what irony is I don't know if I can give you The word for word Okay so So Trump got into office Right November 6th Yeah What is it You're making it hard For me to edit Shut up That was funny as fuck You better not No it wasn't I'm getting frustrated over here Okay but look Everybody's talking over each other

[00:10:20] You fucking laugh Nobody's funny Fuck everyone listening Good night Alright that does it for us A little minutes in Okay you can talk now What is it I don't need your permission To speak First of all Uh oh here we go So yeah He's going silent Anyways The definition of irony Anybody know it No

[00:10:49] It's It's Ironic You can't use The word in the definition Yeah Well that's That's the irony Anyway Okay so So what Whoa Thank you That's not ironic Did we plan that Anyway No The biggest demographic That he took advantage of Was Hispanics That's not the definition Listen The biggest demographic

[00:11:19] That he used To win votes Was the Hispanics Yeah On the 7th Of November A day after He was voted The president elect He deported them all A whole No for real A whole family Of Hispanic people That voted for Trump Like make America Great hats Trump flags on their house Uh huh Was deported And he built a wall That's irony And he built a wall The wall was already there That's I don't know That's also like Manipulation

[00:11:48] They added a good amount Of a bigger wall To it Only on Texas I think but They didn't finish it though They didn't finish it Which is the funny part Because what they did Was what they were Already gonna do In the first place Yeah no The more fucked up thing Is the manipulation Why don't they do that On the fucking north end too I'm gonna figure out Cause Canada's got free drug And healthcare No cause there's a No it's I'm gonna figure out How I can get you To vote for me And then I'm gonna Get rid of you Across the whole top part Of the US That was my point Yeah no that's straight That I mean

[00:12:17] It's irony And it's very Fucked up manipulation I think it's hilarious I mean okay That is ironic I know There's a lot of irony there Yeah Also it is Very fucked up Yeah it is Also When I don't I wonder how many of them Still voted for him This time around A lot bro They did the thing Like it was like 75% of Spanish males Voted for Donald Trump Cause they wanted To go back to Mexico I guess Wow Yo yo Check me out Check me out

[00:12:46] If we vote for him He gonna send us back Hey Fucks with it He's gonna let us Work on all those Buildings that he Hasn't fixed Are there Are there women's Rights in Mexico Yeah you have The right to get Raped Okay well I was Just gonna say Because You know if What if Their perception On women I mean it's not Like Islam Where they have To wear a fucking Bajai That's kinda That's kinda What I was getting at I didn't think It was quite like that No Or even like that At all

[00:13:16] They don't have Rights though No they just But what if They just get treated Like You can only show Your eyes What if like Oh silly You don't know Anything about politics We're voting for the man For the most part It's like Women get treated Like second class Citizens Type shit Property They should only be Seen and not heard Wives You know what I'm saying I know I get it You know Old school type shit I get it Baby factories Cause your man Works all the time It's not what I believe I'm just It's only on

[00:13:45] Northwestern American Everything I say Is an observation It's just what's Happening in the world A certain point of view Just what's Trying to think Outside of the box That you're thinking Outside of We live in the Box states Inception We always think Outside the box If there was any box I'm pretty sure I'd ignore it Unless it's an actual Fight and he's gonna box Cause it's MIC Where we live Oh that reminds me We live in the box State

[00:14:13] The next Jake Paul fight He's box on the box Sick I bet you he wins I'm sick of people Falling for these I might bet on the box Jake Paul fights These rigged ass fights I'm sick of people Falling for it Hey look So this dude just Found a bunch of Footage of hooks That Tyson pulled I saw No I saw I saw He definitely pulled them He pulled like There were so many Times where he ducked He fainted them With the Yeah where he ducked A jab Or you know Just a straight punch He caught

[00:14:43] And he had him He caught him Once right here He had him And you can tell Like he only went About right there Hey you guys remember Bump fights He caught Yeah hell yeah That's what we just Pretty much watched Nah bum fights Tyson could've Cade him though I know he's old But he Bump fights are more Intense Bump fights are real And they're more Intense man That shit's Terrible And then look at the End of the fight I feel a little Bad for the guy We watched the Senior citizen Nah nigga At the end of the Fight this fool Was like I got Your money What the fuck He was like You can just Demo me He said I just

[00:15:13] I need my money I just need to Pay my bills He said you're Lucky I didn't Clap your cheeks In the ring I had a broken Back anyway Spinal Doctor said I need a Backy Adam I wish we had I need the fight To pay for my Surgery I saw some of The footage He could've Ended him a few Like and then Jake pulled his Right hand up To block a punch And then He came with That hook That Tyson hook Exactly But didn't even Throw it bro That's what I was Saying that he Ducked and then He puts all his

[00:15:42] Weight to one side And then hooks him And he had that Shit loaded up And he didn't K him I just I don't know I just If you watch it They show it In slow motion And I'm like Oh okay When Tyson throws That faint He obviously Didn't go in For the kill Right It's a fucking joke He made a mockery Of sports I've never seen A fight buffer Before Well that's why That's why he did it With his own Production And it was on Netflix

[00:16:12] Hey you know It was on VHS Don't knock to it Don't knock Don't knock to it You know what I'm saying Knock all of that It's a paper grab For them You know what I mean Oh yeah Finesse the system You know what I'm saying People need to stop Falling for it though You can do whatever To make your money But people need to Stop falling for it There's so many people That are dumb Pacquiao and the Mayweather fight Was the first one A little bit A little bit So hold on Not the first fight That they did The last one By what you just said That means you have to Start giving J. Cole

[00:16:41] Some grace bro Uh oh We're back on this You have to Buckle up Oh shit I just said You just said You understood That it was a money grab Right It's a money grab Hold on So a nigga with no talent Don't Use somebody with talent To do a money grab Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me You trying to compare apples To oranges Mike's corner Why can't we compare fruit Cause that's Cause that's not the same story

[00:17:11] Faggot Look look look look This is what I'm saying That's like playing Three card Monty In front of In front of A stadium While they're Letting out of A concert Or some shit like that They do that It's called the WoSOP They're gullible Motherfuckers All over the place So why are you Gonna change Your game Because of these Gullible motherfuckers No no That's what

[00:17:40] Jake Paul is doing I'm saying People need to Stop falling for it Though Well There are Millions of Motherfuckers In this world That are willing That's my problem To throw away your cake Just to see And you know what That's my problem We're low key One of the idiots too Because we want to see this And get his ass Knocked out every time But it's happened So many times now Where obviously It's not set up for that Right We're We're not paying for it These are exhibition fights So people can make money Look look

[00:18:09] We're still paying attention Okay That's That's ultimately Where it's at right there bro Jake Paul Is Drake We found a way To get around it Get around Having to be In boxing Getting around Having to do this Commission shit No I get it Bullshit You know what I mean I just want people To start understanding That it's bullshit Bro it's like wrestling Jake Paul Stop feeding into it Jake Paul said I'm not gonna box Someone who's not a boxer It is I have said this before

[00:18:38] All professional sports It's like the Roman Coliseum Romans Roman Coliseum yes But this one is more like theater Right Right Yeah Okay Right To the same extent Entertainment Entertainment for the masses Yeah Keep everybody distracted Keep them occupied With something else For sure Don't let them 100% Stay Or get focused On one thing And band together Because it's like Right It's theater in the way You know what's gonna happen But yet you still root

[00:19:07] For the bad guy Because it's just entertainment As long as it's entertaining You know what's gonna happen At the end of the movie But yet you still Go pay your money To go watch the movie I mean y'all are anime nerds Or I kind of am too At an extent Same thing To an extent But yeah Yeah I mean obviously Because we enjoy the shit We enjoy the shit Right Yeah for sure So there's that many people That are invested in it There's that many people That are invested in it And that are enjoying it To that extent For sure To don't give a fuck The outcome

[00:19:36] If it's real or not They can spend that money As long as they're entertained That shit wasn't entertaining though I think it wasn't entertained It wasn't entertaining From what I'm getting From the people that we Fuck with They didn't like that shit At all Freaking the fuck out Fuckin' Right behind What's his name He'd been on He'd been on one though Odell? Oh Yo, your man His jaw was rockin' The Iceman At the Jon Jones fight

[00:20:06] Shout out to Jon Jones Your man was tweaking And that Steve Ameyocic fight Was way better Than Fuckin' Jake Paul Yo, your man Was in the fight He was feeling good Did you see him On that talk show Back in the day Where he fell asleep While he was getting interviewed Wow He nodded Yeah, he fell asleep I didn't see that shit Yeah Maybe he was kinda bored I mean I bet I bet he was Nah, he wasn't bored Last night

[00:20:36] He was very entertained He was in the game EA Sports His jaw was clinched Yeah Making some Chuck, what was your life like Growing up Making some flour out of heroin Huh? Yeah You don't call me The Iceman for nothing Yo, my man was making Calcium powder In his mouth That's how he was grinding His teeth Yeah, that's funny Yo How did

[00:21:04] How did your man do the How did you like Jones doing the The Trump dance? Oh I was ashamed That was very House Is that what that was? I mean How did y'all feel When Kanye started Showing that he was a Trump fan I mean, that made sense Yo, to be honest That fucking made sense That made sense I thought it was a controversial I thought he was joking I 100% was like Record sales Oh yeah I thought he was joking Makes sense Yeah, yeah Makes sense I could totally see that

[00:21:34] But George Bush doesn't care about black people You think Donald Trump does? Yo You know I thought he was joking I thought he was playing I thought he was joking Yeah, you would think Yeah, since he Already said that previously I thought he was fucking with us I thought he was doing his Kanye troll Or he's like Actually in a fucking Like mental breakdown Cause it seems like That's the case Cause his wife is getting fucked By Pete Davidson I'd probably go crazy too No, no, no It was P. Diddy The other P Huh Damn

[00:22:04] Well There's that Pretty sure Kanye Never had sex with Diddy I'm so confused Outlandish I mean Every day some new pictures come up So You know I mean, yeah But there's a lot people could do with You know AI And Photoshop

[00:22:33] I don't know All that shit Look, listen You Low key Like You gonna Photoshop yourself Into a scene of you getting beat down By Diddy though? Wow Is that something you're gonna make up? Why would I do that to myself? Exactly No, I have a feeling that I'm lost Niggas are getting embarrassed So check it On purpose Would you I don't know how we swing into this shit Getting embarrassed on purpose So I was hearing That's ironic I was hearing On one of these shows And shit

[00:23:04] I don't know It was Entertainment Tonight Or TMZ What are the motherfuckers? Probably TMZ That They Now They An essay worker That was involved In a few of these Freak offs Has turned himself in And a full length Freak off tape He's got a tape? An unedited Full Freak Full Like from start to finish What? Fix that Yeah How did

[00:23:34] Yeah Cause it's his copy of it It's him on it How did he even It's him on it Did he allow him to do that? He smuggled it out It's him on it But still He was able to take that shit? It's him on it He inverse inhaled the tape It's him on it And then Could have just been an SD card And then there's Yeah So I got a feeling that We're gonna get some real footage here That's gonna be leaking here Very soon Cause that's in the hands

[00:24:03] Of the boys Cause now The district attorney's got it And that's definitely leaking You know it's gonna It's coming out Worse than re-day Yeah That was disappointing Supposedly Kim Kardashian's whack Supposedly the fool The fool's I guess TMZ Or whatever Whatever Got a clip of it Or got like seen Pieces of it Or maybe the whole thing They were saying that

[00:24:32] He's video He's recording it The whole time He's behind the camera Oh like R. Kelly style Yeah bro And he's like He's rubbing one out While everybody's Going at it Was that that in the closet song That R. Kelly put out Was that his name No it was the pee tape It was wild It was the pee tape It was after the closet Yeah bro So So we gonna see some shit We gonna see some people I ain't gonna see nothing I'm not watching I know

[00:25:00] I ain't gonna lie I'm nosy as a motherfucker Alright You guys can tell me What happened I'm gonna look I'm gonna look If I see a dick I'm turning it off But I'm gonna at least Oh you're probably Gonna see a dick There's gonna be A few pees Hopefully it's gonna be Censored I'm praying for No they don't blur it It's not Japan I'm fucking hoping it is Can I get the blurred dick footage Just show me the blur Going into the I'm hoping it's TMZ That releases the

[00:25:29] The bits and pieces of it That is definitely Getting blurred Alright That's the only way I'm looking Pixelated Otherwise I can't Yeah Or like blacked out Pixelated peen Oh my Jesus Christ Episode total Pixelated If the peen's not pixelated I can't watch it I can't Hey so uh I'm thinking about Copyright and peed It's too late No it's not It's out there Nope nope It's only one person It is kind of out there It's out there One person One person

[00:25:58] Shout out to NYT I'm the originator The originator of the peen That would be Actually we should do that Because We could put it under the L's Because then that'd be Like a hell of a story Somebody's like Somebody fucking Like fucking copyrighted Copy peen Peen Copyrighted A fucking word That means That's funny Mine Trademarked At least it's only one word Peen It's not let's get ready To rumble Okay I'm sticking the peen And that's fair I would say we should Probably jump on that I'm down Before this episode airs

[00:26:27] Yes That's what she said That's up to you Ha That means Look it up Look it up right now How to copyright a word Just put it under LLC And then put that little R next to peen Peen is my word Yeah Patent pending If you use it You owe me A nickel A hundred dollars That's too much Every time you say peen If you want to use it You have to give me a hundred dollars Or some Blow on my peen

[00:26:59] No So I can't get my peen touched If you say peen This is supposed to be a business That's a business arrangement Pussy's one of the oldest professions Player Homie it's 2024 And they've been selling pussy since zero Let me tell you something It's something that It's a tricky business You can't just Say that you're going to be doing it It has to be I didn't say I'm selling It has to be cloaked This was a hypothetical situation

[00:27:28] I wonder how much pussy Was going for In the trade and barter system Two silver So what were you What were you saying Hey hold on Hold on I'm curious What were you going to say What is pussy going for In the trade and barter system Wait wait wait Hold on hold on A cow and three pigs Get the fuck out of here I was going to say A cow and three pigs I was going to say A beaver skin You're putting it up You're putting it up On a pedestal You're outrageous That's irony You're outrageous Two pelts

[00:27:58] Hey wait a minute Wait a minute Beaver for a beaver So what am I trademarking here The name Logo Or a slogan All three Peen And then you have something That's That's the peen trifecta I'm out here for the peen Or something like that You know Come up with a catchphrase Whoa They're just saying You're out here I'm saying That's his catchphrase I'm out here for the peen I'm not out here for the peen It has to be a quote You're out here

[00:28:28] I'm out here for the peen Oh It's his catchphrase It's give her the peen Now there you go That's fucking hilarious We can make it Spanish night Give her a low Peen Peen Peen There you go sir Oh god Putting it under the LLC I think el peen Is probably the best way To go about that Peen-o bravo Peen-o grigio Peen-o God damn it

[00:28:59] That was almost a jinx Peen Nuts Ha ha It was supposed to be stupid I'm not that impressed It was supposed to be stupid So I was out here Trying to get a nut But all I end up Is pissed at you hoes Mmm Mmm Stachios You don't explain it After But yes Marvelous

[00:29:29] I wrote that down So don't steal that Oh I get it Ha ha Random thought How much time Could you get back If you could erase All the time You spent watching Ads and commercials Oh my god That's one of my Gear grinders I fucking hate commercials How much time At least 34 Minutes a day I would say Two years

[00:29:58] Probably Like for every That's about right That's about right But I feel like 30ish I feel like we watch TV like way less Than the average person Though That's why I was saying That number is probably Probably these days Yeah For the average person Or for us So just think It might be way worse Are we including What do you think it is For the average person Are we including like At our age Like phone ads So uh Aha Yes Wow So we're proud Notors of uh Peen And you give her the peen

[00:30:35] That's a beautiful thing Wow Just like that You can put it on a shirt bro Hey guys We copyrighted peen Guess what That's our word You can't fucking say it anymore If you guys say it And we hear it We never said it in the first place Get ready to get sued That's the episode title We copyrighted peen Trademarked actually We trademarked Trademarked Which is a copyright We have reached the peenicle Can't say peen Without poly on a motherfucking porch We can say it all we want Can't say peen without the porch

[00:31:05] We own that shit If you like peen You'll call us And You'll get peen In your shade Oh no We just uh Jalapenos Jalapenos Yep Peanut butter and jelly It just said peanut How did it do You gave me shit for it Well I don't remember That doesn't matter It's ours now He said I don't remember That was before the patent

[00:31:34] Sorry we'll go back It's ours now That was before the patent Can't go back now The cat doesn't go back In the bag Trademarked Yeah It's ours now We gotta own it Does the tiger go back In the cage No Absolutely not Definitely not I think we're proving That right now What's uh What's a boy Who did the tiger magic show Siegfried and Roy Roy knows tigers Don't go back in cages

[00:32:04] Oh Wow Oh Damn That's Jake Jabs Knows that too Oh man Oh Wow Hey Take that how you want He knows about the white tigers Take that how you want Bruh Did you know his daughter Yes We Yes We did have a lot of time Yes we did We did Yep Compagno That is hilarious

[00:32:33] Full circle

[00:32:35] And getting cocked in the rain

[00:33:50] I did want to do a quick Halloween recap too Cause that shit was Pretty fucking epic A day? What happened Halloween? Exactly We went trick or treating Trying to see if we can all piece this together Everybody's nigglets I know Light flex At least By the At the time I left I had the highest blood alcohol content What are you talking about for the party? What are you talking about for the party?

[00:34:19] What's that drink though? Maybe we shouldn't Beetlejuice Air this Yes we should We can Yes we should We were at a house party What was the drink? Nobody drove The dark Beetlejuice What was the drink? Oh no no Like the jungle juice style thing he made in the Man In the barrel Whatever that was I think at the end of the night I beat you Well We were like point No one Eight Nine No one has told me That Definitely had a

[00:34:47] I know the couple times we went head to head I beat you You did at first And then cause Cause I got there later And then we did it a few times after And I took the lead Light flex It's cause you started catching up I'm pretty I'm pretty sure Ghost hit a point too Also left early You're also left early I don't even remember what mine was So You left kinda early though I was three times the legal limit I'm pretty We were Yeah I'm pretty sure I was like point one Nine something I just know

[00:35:17] It was good It was like high eight It was good I think And I was I know at one point security said I was in the lead But yeah You might have got me if you stayed later Point two four We did Nine Ask security I think I was over the limit I think I beat that I was over the limit And under inebriation Too drunk to remember Actually I had a clear path But the costumes were on point too How do you miss that?

[00:35:46] I was actually very proud of every one of the guests that came Bro there was like 45-50 people that came through throughout the whole night And everybody had a costume That shit was life Mine was the dopest You got top group costume Mine was the dopest I had the best solo costume Yeah mine was dope Nah nigga Officer Doofy was the best one Doofy didn't beat me We were tied there You and security We were tied there And I'm biased I was fucking with Riggs Riggs with the Roddy Roddy

[00:36:14] Listen he had a stale banana in his backpack bro I had a baby That nigga was Officer Doofy for real Special Officer Doofy reporting I had a binky, a condom, and a fucking No that shit was In my hair Listen he actually Drinking, smoking, and all types of ill shit Ill shit That happened Salary Three million dollars I was a nun Cash Or actually Silas No you had the best group costume Silas Peace You and your lady together was fire

[00:36:42] Her as Marilyn Monroe As what's her name And then you as Silas as a nun was fire That was like the best group costume I've seen in almost a decade actually That's how you do it That's how you do it I think the only one that I've seen that could even compete with that was some shit I did When I had my white lady and we were kissing Kate And Sam the Onion Man Well fuck that bitch We did holes That's crazy Yeah probably Is that a porno? Yeah with Shia LaBeouf Your butt Oh wow

[00:37:13] Outlanded Huh Should be put in time out for that one Jesus Christ I can do that How dare you He's the one that said Or no Shut up I got a question Oh okay Same time Why the hell Is there not an H in sure? Wait S-U-R-E? Sure You're on mute Well there is with You're in time out Sure

[00:37:42] Sure You're in time out Sure Are you down to smoke a blunt? You're in time out Sewer Sewer You're in time out Sure You're in time out You see what I mean? You see what I mean? I feel like there should be an H in sure For sure Or maybe the C-shore should be spelled differently Can you tell him? Because he's not listening Yeah shore and sure But I mean Those are two different words

[00:38:13] So it wasn't on time out You're in time out Not in time out yet Give me this back Lucky your weed is so good What about a A not so ordinary bucket list? So not some shit that's like You know unfathomable But just some like random shit You would want to do I feel like we've been very honest With each other about what we want to do So what's something on your Not so ordinary bucket list? You guys really don't know What's one thing on my bucket list? Woof

[00:38:42] Ding dong ditch as an adult Yeah I know Couple of things That'd be funny That'd be funny That'd be funny That's hilarious That'd be so fun Midget strippers Throw your back out In your neighbor's seat That's all What the fuck are you doing? Uh I don't know I was trying to get my dog I'm bad You want Mel Ditch it? It was fun Showing myself Showing myself What we used to do Back in the day An odd thing to have On my bucket list

[00:39:12] Would be To like Maybe just like Wander around the neighborhood Just Not clothed And Pretend like I'm like You're trying to Ember his new clothes You know Like I'm not all there You know Like you just launched your bar Yeah yeah Summer day Dan I need you to represent For the killer Just out there in my skibbies You can't have yourself It has to be I'd have to be an old man It has to be warm too Wow

[00:39:41] I need you representing That full strength A cold day You should not go outside That's like my late Not so ordinary No that would be The perfect time Because then they Really think you're crazy You go out on a hot day They're like Oh no he played this shit He's just hot Oh his house is hot He's fine We're men We still think At some logical level I don't want to be naked If it's freezing outside Fuck that That's why they will Let you go even more What When you do PCP You want to be As cool as possible

[00:40:10] But if you put your snow boots on Then they're like Alright He's on to something here I'm in the snow with my Yeah He's like Oh okay Snow boots Nothing else there I got my socks on No socks I was going to say Something super You guys are monsters Midget strippers Jesus Christ I was going to say

[00:40:39] Something super chill Compared to that He wanted to be Lady Godiva Well yeah I mean I guess like Streaking around the neighborhood Is pretty terrible too With nothing but a Chocolate ice cream cone I mean okay So I could be So you would actually Be like a sex officer That's what I'm saying I would have to be old So I could like Play off He's senile I definitely couldn't do it So you're saying Do it when you're

[00:41:08] Actually senile Or fake like you Yeah wait till Wait till my baby nephew He looks like A mental breakdown He just had a mental breakdown And went gaga For three days And then started Walking around the neighborhood With nothing on His name's Landon Excuse me sir We're going to have to Put you under arrest I'm sorry Are you taking me To get lasagna? Sir don't play that shit Is it bingo night?

[00:41:37] Sir don't play that shit You know what the fuck's going on My wife has some mutton cooking I must get home Tell NEM to let old Yeller out There are kids There are kids watching you You better get your ass In this goddamn car right now I got some candy for him Where are you hiding it? Where are you putting the candy? Jesus Christ Some leftover liver and onions Jesus Christ We just see this fool Like put a little bit of peanut butter

[00:42:06] Right underneath his taint Oh what the fuck? Just go outside Naked Wow It's part of the crazy plea So as soon as the cops Pull him over He's reaching You just say it That's spiraled That's spiraled Of a ladder Yeah

[00:42:37] Maybe even seven That's the end of his bucket list He gets up there He's like My heart I'm coming Elizabeth Were you the kid that would get on the diving board And then go walk out And then be like Nope He's like excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Go bro Nah I ain't never bitched up like that He didn't ever get on the high def Because Or you get through the whole line

[00:43:06] And then you're like Nah I can't do it Nah So So truth be told Mike started looking for somebody So truth be told I could I Could care less about heights Before I could I told you this I got stuck on the fucking roller coaster Nigga Now Fuck that shit bro Y'all niggas gonna eat my dick About that shit bro It'll never happen again I don't give a shit I'm gonna ask this Were you upside down when this happened? Yes nigga Sort of It was like a 72 degree Bro

[00:43:35] I'm not even gonna fuck with it no more bro His neck was a little And He was on this side of the loop My nigga The last time The last time I went on a roller coaster It was a pure fight Like Niggas hemmed me up Hit me with a kidney shot Kind of pumped him a little bit Lost my breath He could breathe Could not breathe at all I'm sucking wind And then they strapped him in the next somebody No nigga They just grabbed me And then took me online By the time I finally started breathing

[00:44:04] We're already damn near next in line And it's time to go And it's like Yeah and you sitting in the front And I'm like Yo you gotta be out of your fucking mind Why do you guys hate me? Yo I'm like yo I'm telling the person Whoever The kid that's working The thing I'm like yo I'm just gonna walk off On the other side That's the only time I was gonna do it And he was like You're not allowed to do it Walk across to where? How? You exit over there Behind everybody You gotta go on If you're up here

[00:44:33] And I was like I looked at the kid like this I'm about to knock this nigga The fuck off The fuck out right now Yo And it's family bro They just grab me like this And he's like this Grabs me by the fucking shirt And shoulders And then throw Yo He's next I put little man On some rides at Elitch's Where he was a little nervous It was the worst As long as you let him Experience the Sea Dragon He was a little nervous He didn't do the Tower of Doom

[00:45:03] He didn't do that one I don't fuck what heights He didn't do that one Have y'all done the accelerator? Yeah Literally terrified Which one is that again? The giant swing Oh yeah yeah It doesn't fucking matter That shit's fun as fuck I like that feeling That shit is crazy bro If it's not If it's not on one If it's not on water Or on land You can kiss my ass What water rides Do we really have here though? That's shit None Do we have like a Splash water world

[00:45:33] Actually no no So water world Is pretty dope But that's different Water world is Fucking awesome Do we have like A fucking Like a A roller coaster With a splash mountainside Here in Conrad We get We have that one Little like Chugga chugga chugga Go up Oh it's the low turn Wee Splash Shipwreck pulse So not really Little bitch ass Fucking Feggy Let's go There's also The What is it Something toboggan The big

[00:46:02] At lakeside No it's the It's the Elitches It's in the little water park The big red slide Actually No it's not Elitches Because elitches Don't exist No mo Six flags No not even that They're What's it called here They're tearing it down And they're moving it Because they can't make no money So they can Well Elitches Yeah They basically Want to build An apartment complex Fragfest was the last one Fucking some sky rise Right there

[00:46:31] I didn't know that Yeah Yeah When was this decided They've been talking about it Months and months ago Forever So six flags Elitches is gonna move locations Yeah I think they're gonna Build more out east If I'm not mistaken Yeah that's what I heard Yeah Yeah Like in the plains areas I mean where else is there That much land available It's probably cheap Right Ish Right Where they can build some shit Cause I remember growing up

[00:47:00] Six flags Or what it was As soon as it became Elitches garden It was six flags Great adventure Great adventures That shit was in fucking Jersey almost Oh you're talking about Fuck Egypt And that yeah Way the fuck out there That shit had a whole Safari Adirondacks They need a lot of land Like there's not Who the fuck needs to go To fucking Disney There's not a lot of land Available Like in the city In the city I mean granted It would have been cool If they could have kept That spot Right there Not for a whole

[00:47:30] Fucking amusement Yeah So I mean It's right next to DU And if you go to like A lot of other cities And shit too Like there's big water parks And that kind of shit They're Fire They're spread out From like the Heart of the city And they're way better Yeah It's like And Elitches is like A fucking carnival Compared to like Other amusement parks Really

[00:48:01] Back in the day That's Disney world Yeah And then the other The other one was like Now when they have like They have Epcot Epcot And like I can't remember the name Of the other ones But there's like certain Yeah yeah yeah That's Disney world Disneyland is Cali But Universal Studios Universal is there But they had like the different worlds of Disney Yeah Sea World It was like Epcot and some other shit And a couple of different ones And you had to buy a pass

[00:48:29] To go to whatever world you wanted to go to And it was just for that day Like the snowboard And you could try to get like All of it done in one day But it's huge It's huge Dude Epcot The one that we went to That's the funnest Massive We were walking around there all day Barely made it around One whole time And uh If you want to ride like If you want to ride like Every ride and all that shit Sleepy Yeah it started at like 6 a.m. But it's crazy They have it They have it like laid out Where it's like Just one main street And it kind of mimics

[00:48:58] Like a certain region of the world Or whatever But then you have You know like different sections And they have like Different rides in that area And Like it's a small world Like almost Like Like they squeezed it all in there Like they They did a real good job Um I mean and there's plenty of space Like walk around but Dude you get in one of these lines And you're like winding around And You probably walk like a half a mile Before you even get to where the ride starts The next place Yeah Yeah I'm like what the fuck

[00:49:27] I do hate that about Did you guys get food when you were down there How much was like the food costs Fucking expensive Like 110 Probably crazy In Disney World it's expensive Crazy as fuck Also Um Certain shops only take like Disney money Disney bucks Crazy Oh god Mmhmm Have you seen uh Uh The Axel Foley movies I didn't Yeah I watched a little bit of it With my granny So the third one they're in like a place like that Like a big ass

[00:49:57] I think I remember that Epcot Bagley Disney World place And they have their own money bro And it's like literally they printed those bucks And then cashed them in To real money Oh that's genius Maybe we could do a little Let's fucking do it bro Yeah I'm so down I don't think you can cash it in for like actual money though You have to like use it all They probably got rid of that I got some monopoly money Or like you can't even use it for the next day Yeah Well I mean you can't But you have to Well and then Yeah you have to use it all there

[00:50:27] At the store But they won't cash it out Like let's say you're not coming back I'm not coming back You know they're like Oh you can't get this cashed out Well bitch I'm leaving So spend it I need to talk to your manager You fucking cheap fuck I've been here for nine days Use it or lose it She's like what's your heritage sir Wow I mortgaged my house to come here Jew They just shout Jew My name

[00:50:55] Sirens start going off Wow Fucking bunch of fucking guards come out with like fucking M16 You're gonna have to come with me I need to talk to your manager Jewish That's why I won't go to the Disney shit Cause you know he was a raging Neo Nazi You guys know that right now That was partially the Jews Walt Disney is not like Talking about Walt The Jews He was like

[00:51:24] Wow Jesus Christ Why Cause that was a fact bitch And then he tried to freeze his body cryogenically It worked He's not Austin Powers It worked you know Yeah no one had to take his mojo No it worked and he changed his name To Donald Joseph Trump John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt I don't know if his name's Joseph But Nah nanny nanny nanny nanny nanny Anyway

[00:51:54] He said let me tell you something Mickey Mouse Was one of the biggest racists I've ever met And I loved him And I loved every minute of it Nobody loved him more than me We ran a train on Minnie so many times I can tell you that right now I know who Max A million goofs Mother really is Let me tell you something I grabbed her by the pussy I grabbed that pussy So many times She's a dog But I'll still never call her a bitch Wasn't that a A dog

[00:52:27] Pussy's pussy my friend And on that note Thank you for joining us Ladies and gentlemen Donald Trump 2029 Them's and they's They're like Donald you know you can only run twice for president And you won the two times He's like I feel like in 2029 I'm gonna get another term I know more about the presidency Than the presidents Than myself I know more than I do I know more about myself than I do You know that's called

[00:52:56] That's literally the word for dementia And everybody in the audience had a stroke Trying to process It smelled like toast And after he said that It smelled like toast Everybody was really stressed out The end Breakfast Breakfast Oh you can't leave yet We're talking We're gonna do a movie remixes Well I didn't Might be about Name one good one And it's 53 minutes Now we talked about it

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