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[00:00:05] Nobody likes anybody and everybody sucks. Welcome back to a new episode of FornaCast
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[00:00:16] Polly
[00:00:18] RIP FornaCast
[00:00:21] But
[00:00:21] We had a good run
[00:00:22] You have us now
[00:00:23] It's FornaPorch
[00:00:25] We still got this hot gossip for you
[00:00:28] Hot Goss
[00:00:29] Juice
[00:00:30] Tea
[00:00:31] We're not talking about Ryan
[00:00:35] Anyway
[00:00:37] So I had a conversation with someone
[00:00:39] Mr. Laffmore
[00:00:41] And they told me that cannibalism was legal
[00:00:46] Where?
[00:00:47] Does anyone have an argument to this or a gray area to this?
[00:00:52] Were they from Mount Everest?
[00:00:55] Todd?
[00:00:56] Todd got eaten
[00:00:57] Todd
[00:00:58] Todd no longer points left
[00:01:03] No, yeah, cannibalism is illegal in all 50 states, right?
[00:01:06] That's what one would assume, right?
[00:01:08] I'm pretty sure it is
[00:01:09] Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is
[00:01:10] I'm almost positive
[00:01:11] So somebody's out there saying hello Clarice
[00:01:14] But I don't know if there's some type of like stipulation where somehow it's okay
[00:01:20] Like if someone dies naturally you don't like kill them
[00:01:23] What?
[00:01:29] What?
[00:01:54] You eat them?
[00:01:55] Do you're allowed to eat them?
[00:01:56] I'm pretty sure it's gotta be what if we're like on Mount Everest that was the other one
[00:02:02] And then you guys like agree whoever died first is the one that's getting eaten or lost at sea
[00:02:08] Or like strained it on an island. So maybe that's where it's legal. Maybe maybe see us international waters
[00:02:18] I mean, I'm out of the US maybe it's one of those moral laws
[00:02:21] Because maybe it's not illegal, but it's illegal for a human to like like if you're eating other people you're obviously
[00:02:30] crazy
[00:02:32] chemical or something in
[00:02:34] What you like a compound? Yeah that some that some people have
[00:02:37] Well turn into like a fucking bath salt
[00:02:42] Proteins that we get too much iron. Yeah
[00:02:45] Well, it's iron one and then it's like other proteins and other shit to the like
[00:02:49] She's crazy. Yeah, yeah
[00:02:51] It's actually pretty crazy the science behind it. So I say maybe it's morally illegal
[00:02:56] But maybe not illegal and the US is definitely illegal, but if you what you tell me you've eaten somebody security
[00:03:04] See so I guess
[00:03:06] It's legal
[00:03:11] There was an argument and they were like no
[00:03:15] It is legal
[00:03:18] But like who okay, wouldn't you have to like consent to that is there like a cannibalism consent form? I mean
[00:03:29] When I die you can black me at a right leg for sale like if you get the okay from someone surprised
[00:03:35] Otherwise you're like have to murder someone which is like definitely illegal exactly or you're like digging up a fresh body
[00:03:41] I
[00:03:46] Are you now allowed to eat somebody
[00:03:49] You got people at the morgue just hot hocking off left and right arms. There's no way what you want a neck
[00:03:54] Well, I mean, okay, so but that's that's if it was like a corpse if it was a drifter
[00:04:00] Nobody would notice, you know, but eventually you want to clean body
[00:04:06] Notice that, you know Tom has been back to his apartment in like six weeks and his fingers are gone
[00:04:12] Well, I mean if his body's still there. Yeah, then there's definitely red flag, but
[00:04:18] So maybe it's roundabout illegal because desecration of a corpse is illegal killing somebody is illegal
[00:04:29] Even when you die obviously you can't consent don't you have to have someone else like sign off on that
[00:04:35] Like no, go ahead. You can you can eat bill. It's okay
[00:04:42] You can eat bill
[00:04:44] What fucking world?
[00:04:46] Someone would have to consent
[00:04:49] Or they should start putting it on IDs like organ donors like are you cool with being eaten?
[00:04:56] Candable friendly
[00:04:58] so so let's say
[00:05:00] It's like B said and it's like roadkill where it's like
[00:05:04] Keep what you kill type of thing, but it's still murdering a human
[00:05:09] You have to report a murder of a human even if it's an accident like that cult lady that just died
[00:05:17] That was mad illegal
[00:05:20] So then how how would you be able to eat somebody?
[00:05:24] That's where we're saying like consent like they would have to agree before they die
[00:05:28] I can or someone in their family would have to be like yes quickly you're allowed to eat this person
[00:05:35] Medical use tissue is how they do it in the culinary industry. Oh
[00:05:40] Okay, all right can purchase tissue human
[00:05:44] You just need a special license. Yeah, man. They had a cooking show in New York where they fed people human
[00:05:49] You can find the video what wow that is
[00:05:52] Wow, that's disturbing
[00:05:57] Would you like some meat poi whole world
[00:06:00] Impossible meats already people y'all seen that episode. Yeah
[00:06:06] Mr.. And Mrs. Tenement
[00:06:08] Yep, so do you think it's a serving of referral cockney sandwiches bro crickets and protein and like earthworm meal
[00:06:18] I need to know
[00:06:22] Man
[00:06:25] But that's that's like that's like organic protein though if you get like it if you get if you if you get the synthetic shit
[00:06:32] Then it's like lab made don't charge me regular price. Yeah worms are cheap
[00:06:37] Synthetic is harder
[00:06:38] Well, then just go eat some go go take a shovel go out back dig out some earth
[00:06:43] Or would you rather eat the printed meat that they
[00:06:47] You know, I think I'd rather eat earthworms than printed printed meat. Yeah
[00:06:55] But now that's already thing there's like pancake mix that has
[00:06:59] Like bug
[00:07:02] That's grounded up and like it's like pancake mix you make pancakes and it's like, you know what the most expensive milk
[00:07:07] I've already like been like hello Cambodian crazy
[00:07:11] You know what the most expensive milk and the planet is Cambodian breast milk butterfly milk
[00:07:16] You don't have to get that close butterfly milk
[00:07:20] Lot of people
[00:07:22] Do not know this so yeah, so explained
[00:07:27] Explain milk a fucking
[00:07:32] Okay
[00:07:34] In Japan when a butterfly is almost out of its chrysalis stage and about to become a butterfly
[00:07:39] Like as soon as it hatch the wings are still says two weeks before they're supposed to hatch. No, they open up
[00:07:46] I'm about to show you they open up the chrysalis with the butterfly almost made and just squeeze its asshole
[00:07:54] Some what
[00:07:57] It's literally like the guts and shit like that's not formed yet
[00:08:02] Yeah, yeah, it's like so the end but they harvest it from a bunch of different butterflies and then they go go through a process
[00:08:09] And it's like legit like a delicacy
[00:08:13] This dude this dude has been making this milk for I mean his family's been making it for like
[00:08:20] generations shit and puss
[00:08:22] You know
[00:08:25] Terrible what if it's like the best thing ever what a butterfly milk is like amazing it cures cancer
[00:08:33] Gives you magic Johnson interaction that lasts for eight hours. What are secure side effects?
[00:08:40] Everybody in Japan knows about it and they're spending crazy amounts of money. I'm telling you it's a fdj act
[00:08:47] So like apparently like the best coffee the best coffee out there
[00:08:51] Like it's eaten by like this rodent or like this monkey and then shit sit out
[00:08:56] Yeah, then they grind it up and like then sell it
[00:09:03] You can't well they can't they can't
[00:09:06] Make the coffee out of the beans until that happens either because I think it's like a certain kind of coffee bean
[00:09:12] Freaks some reaction happens. I eat it a certain kind of feces is on it
[00:09:18] And then they collected
[00:09:21] And sell it out and it's like the best coffee though. It's like expensive as fuck and like
[00:09:32] It's a bit nutty
[00:09:38] Just system is mad crazy man
[00:09:43] All right, I got some more
[00:09:48] Growshit, let's go for some fucking
[00:09:52] Butterfly milk
[00:09:55] Don't ever listen to a horror audio book like when you're about to go to bed
[00:10:00] Why I didn't put that shit on but it was ridiculous
[00:10:04] living dreams
[00:10:06] But it was like
[00:10:08] Hella sexual and a horror. It was it was awful. It was like people dying in like sexual acts
[00:10:16] But it was like weird shit weird shit
[00:10:22] Is this what I gotta ask
[00:10:27] But he
[00:10:29] this dude went into a swimming pool and then
[00:10:35] Like
[00:10:36] What it like an air pump or whatever in there? He put his ass on it
[00:10:40] And it pulled his intestines out through his ass
[00:10:43] That's actually happened before like like that's like
[00:10:47] That's like the generally happen like a few times
[00:10:51] It's fucked it's that bottom feel
[00:10:53] And it's just like it's not they don't like do it on purpose like the suction if like it's sometimes like a smaller
[00:10:59] Kind of down there diving around like it's happened before it's fucked. Yeah, pull his intestines out as a dude
[00:11:06] I would be terrible
[00:11:08] But that's sick fuck
[00:11:13] I
[00:11:18] In the toilet paper dispenser at a Walmart
[00:11:24] What were you fucking Spencer respectfully?
[00:11:29] There's some jagged stuff up in there
[00:11:38] Don't start touching stuff in there because you never know who's their dick in there
[00:11:43] That's probably why you know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ass again
[00:11:58] Ball rats
[00:12:02] Well since we're on this subject
[00:12:05] When you're putting your fist in someone's ass
[00:12:07] Is it are you wearing them like a glove or a mitten?
[00:12:13] Does it have to be like a puppet?
[00:12:15] Depends if you spread your fingers or...
[00:12:17] You're a ventriloquist
[00:12:19] You're a ventriloquist at that point
[00:12:21] A boxing glove?
[00:12:23] A puppet
[00:12:25] We're just gonna glance over that one
[00:12:29] Pink sock puppet
[00:12:32] Anymore I got some really cool fan theory stuff if you guys wanna hear it
[00:12:37] Do it
[00:12:38] So you know what man, it's the society
[00:12:41] You know how Katie Kane is like the main character
[00:12:45] And then O-Dog's kinda like
[00:12:47] Not the...
[00:12:50] Antagonist but kinda like
[00:12:53] Kinda like the reason why Kane doesn't doesn't do shit
[00:12:57] So there's a thing that says O-Dog doesn't exist in that movie
[00:13:02] And it's just Katie Kane switching over so that's how he deals with it when he goes crazy
[00:13:07] Like I feel sorry for your mother
[00:13:09] What'd you say about my mother?
[00:13:11] Like alter ego type shit?
[00:13:12] Yeah like he switches to
[00:13:14] Like on Sammi and myself and our reen-shit to O-Dog
[00:13:17] When he's like doing crime
[00:13:19] Youth and revolt
[00:13:20] Yeah
[00:13:21] Minuses society
[00:13:22] Sayed minis
[00:13:23] Or like when they're doing the
[00:13:24] He killed your goddamn cousin in front of you goddammit
[00:13:27] But he's the only one that like responds to when he's saying that shit
[00:13:30] That's crazy shit
[00:13:31] So like that's like his Jiminy Cricket on his shoulder is O-Dog
[00:13:35] And then they switch places when he kills
[00:13:38] Hey homie you need some help?
[00:13:40] And he's like yelling at him like get him goddamn it get him
[00:13:43] Mental illness is real
[00:13:45] Very real
[00:13:47] How do you guys feel about that one? Is that blowing your mind right now?
[00:13:50] Pretty crazy
[00:13:51] I'd like to see that like actual movie where that is like the plot
[00:13:56] Oh instead of like who?
[00:13:58] Yeah what's going on
[00:13:59] He's sick
[00:14:01] I don't know if they're ready for that
[00:14:03] I mean
[00:14:05] Hollywood's running out of ideas
[00:14:07] They've been out
[00:14:08] Why we need to do white swap
[00:14:13] White swap
[00:14:14] White swap
[00:14:15] White swap
[00:14:16] White swap
[00:14:17] White swap
[00:14:19] Jim Carrey
[00:14:23] Oh shit
[00:14:26] That would be good
[00:14:28] Oh bro who would be kids either
[00:14:31] Jessica Chastain
[00:14:33] Oh
[00:14:34] Wow
[00:14:37] Mila Jovovich bro
[00:14:39] Mila Jovovich
[00:14:42] The color purple
[00:14:44] Until you do right by me
[00:14:46] Harpo's Jason Statham
[00:14:48] What was she saying until you do right by me
[00:14:50] She doesn't say something else like listen here Buster
[00:14:52] Something like that
[00:14:53] How do they how do you guys talk I don't know listen here mister
[00:14:56] Hey pal
[00:14:59] You're walking on thin ice buddy
[00:15:02] Where's the buck?
[00:15:03] It's hey buddy
[00:15:04] Hey bucko
[00:15:05] pal
[00:15:07] Who is in here buddy
[00:15:08] Chief
[00:15:09] That's not what I want
[00:15:10] Chief
[00:15:11] Check out chief
[00:15:14] There must be a guy that's like don't call me chief or boy
[00:15:19] Son
[00:15:22] I caught a lot of niggas son
[00:15:23] I've been doing that
[00:15:24] Son and kid are not disrespectful
[00:15:26] It depends on the like
[00:15:28] Contact
[00:15:29] Yeah
[00:15:30] What is it in flexion in the voice
[00:15:33] We put this inflection on those salables
[00:15:36] You're doing it all wrong
[00:15:37] Are you from the south
[00:15:39] No I still like you
[00:15:42] Are you sonning me or are you just saying a son to me
[00:15:45] Son to me exactly
[00:15:47] I call you son because you're shy
[00:15:48] Boys in the hood but in sync
[00:15:51] In sync
[00:16:01] What would the dance battle actually die
[00:16:03] Oh shit
[00:16:04] They would dance battle
[00:16:05] They would like the bachelor boys be their opposites
[00:16:08] Yes 100%
[00:16:09] Yeah the ass would definitely be
[00:16:10] It would be 98 degrees
[00:16:11] It would be like it would be like both of them
[00:16:14] Don't you ever put 98 degrees
[00:16:16] Call the same level
[00:16:18] I got one
[00:16:19] Owen Wilson in fresh
[00:16:23] As who
[00:16:24] Wow
[00:16:25] Wow
[00:16:26] As who
[00:16:27] As the kid as friend
[00:16:29] That's ridiculous
[00:16:31] That is ridiculous
[00:16:33] Exactly
[00:16:34] No what's that for his name from the sixth sense
[00:16:36] As fresh
[00:16:38] Cause you're still youngish
[00:16:39] The kid
[00:16:40] Damn
[00:16:41] That's even more outlandish
[00:16:42] Oh I was talking about it
[00:16:44] What's that for his name
[00:16:45] Who's Chuck E
[00:16:46] He's kind of weird looking
[00:16:47] Bust him dope moves
[00:16:49] Who would that be
[00:16:50] Since we're doing a swap
[00:16:52] Oh what about the
[00:16:53] I was going to say the kid with the
[00:16:55] Oh honey with Seth Rogen
[00:16:57] That would still be good
[00:16:59] I'd watch the fuck out of that
[00:17:01] It's got to not work
[00:17:02] It's got to not work
[00:17:03] It's got to not work
[00:17:04] Then
[00:17:05] The kid with the glasses
[00:17:07] Like the nerdy kid and little giants
[00:17:12] I already know that
[00:17:13] I know exactly what's our mouth
[00:17:15] Somebody call 911
[00:17:17] I'm going to score a touchdown
[00:17:19] That's a good one
[00:17:20] Is he in Jack too
[00:17:22] Yeah
[00:17:23] Yes
[00:17:24] Oh okay
[00:17:26] Tiny Lester
[00:17:28] Lester Tiny with
[00:17:29] Zeus
[00:17:30] D-Bow
[00:17:31] Him
[00:17:32] And
[00:17:33] For the dude that played Jesus and
[00:17:34] Passion of the Christ
[00:17:36] Oh my god
[00:17:37] Jesus
[00:17:42] It would be more historically accurate
[00:17:45] At least it's black Jesus
[00:17:47] That's more historically accurate
[00:17:49] Hold on you just mentioned
[00:17:51] Jack put a shack instead of
[00:17:53] Fucking
[00:17:55] Roger Williams
[00:17:57] Shack
[00:17:58] Oh that's a shitty word
[00:18:00] I didn't come to her batch at nothing like
[00:18:02] Alright
[00:18:03] That's actually still good
[00:18:05] But it's kind of rubbery
[00:18:07] Why he fucked up
[00:18:08] That's a kind of Oscar arrow
[00:18:10] Cause Benedict could act like
[00:18:12] Life is good
[00:18:14] Robert Downey Jr. take your hands out
[00:18:16] My pocket
[00:18:17] Oh my god
[00:18:18] He likes blackface already
[00:18:20] Alright
[00:18:21] He'd be down
[00:18:22] He'd be down
[00:18:23] Steve Carell
[00:18:25] As birdie and above the rim
[00:18:27] Haha
[00:18:29] Or juice
[00:18:30] Jesus
[00:18:32] Or juice
[00:18:33] Okay
[00:18:34] Like Seth Rogen
[00:18:35] I'm never watching that
[00:18:36] Oh shit
[00:18:37] Don't they did juice with like
[00:18:39] Seth Rogen
[00:18:40] And fucking like
[00:18:43] Michael Sarah
[00:18:44] Joni Hill
[00:18:45] Joni Hill plays the fat
[00:18:47] Michael
[00:18:48] He's not a best
[00:18:50] Michael says he's not the best
[00:18:52] Motherfuckers
[00:18:53] Or house party
[00:18:54] Who would we do on house party though
[00:18:56] Steve Martin
[00:18:58] Steve Martin
[00:18:59] Steve Buscemi
[00:19:00] No that might be good
[00:19:01] Steve Martin
[00:19:02] Steve Buscemi though
[00:19:03] At house party
[00:19:04] They're gonna kill that shit
[00:19:05] That'd be too fun
[00:19:06] Larry King
[00:19:07] It's got a knot word
[00:19:08] Larry David
[00:19:09] Larry David
[00:19:10] Larry David and Larry King
[00:19:12] Larry King
[00:19:13] I'm just gonna die here
[00:19:15] Larry King and Larry David
[00:19:16] I don't even know what I'm doing here
[00:19:18] House party
[00:19:19] I would never watch that shit
[00:19:21] Oh
[00:19:23] John Cena
[00:19:25] Steve Buscemi
[00:19:26] Or Dave Bautista
[00:19:27] And
[00:19:28] Wow
[00:19:29] We could put the rock in there
[00:19:30] He switches
[00:19:31] He's too black
[00:19:32] He's amadeu
[00:19:33] He don't know what he is no more
[00:19:34] He's Hawaiian
[00:19:35] Alright Barbershop
[00:19:36] Barbershop
[00:19:37] That's a good one
[00:19:38] The first one
[00:19:39] You put John C. Riley
[00:19:41] That's still good
[00:19:42] I'm watching that
[00:19:43] You're a pro-cube
[00:19:44] I'm watching the shit out of that
[00:19:45] Frank Azar
[00:19:46] Frank Azar
[00:19:47] The strong arm
[00:19:51] The strong arm
[00:19:52] Like Jim Jaffa
[00:19:53] Get Whitney Cummings
[00:19:54] That would stop me good
[00:19:55] You're just describing a good movie
[00:19:57] All the people available don't suck
[00:19:59] I mean I don't know anybody that sucks
[00:20:01] If I remember your names
[00:20:03] Cause you called
[00:20:04] It's just weird if there is
[00:20:05] No
[00:20:06] Jake Jabs in the wood
[00:20:08] As do
[00:20:10] As do Big Mike
[00:20:12] That'd be stupid
[00:20:13] Local reference
[00:20:14] I would never watch that
[00:20:16] And Dylan Doug McGill
[00:20:17] And the Rocky Zotto suit
[00:20:22] Rocky
[00:20:24] Telling stories from back in the day
[00:20:26] Oh shit
[00:20:27] Car's for easy to slay
[00:20:29] Dylan Doug
[00:20:30] Dylan Doug
[00:20:31] Dylan Doug
[00:20:32] And Harlem Knight
[00:20:33] Hand cakes in my hands got sweaty
[00:20:35] Stupid man
[00:20:37] I heard a story that
[00:20:38] What's his name?
[00:20:39] It smells like mustard
[00:20:40] Dylan Doug
[00:20:41] The Bulldog lawyer
[00:20:43] What's that fool's name?
[00:20:44] Frank Azar
[00:20:45] Yeah Frank Azar
[00:20:46] It smells like mustard
[00:20:47] It's Brian the Bulldog Moor
[00:20:49] Oh shit
[00:20:51] Killing him with the fucking cheers commercial
[00:20:53] Some of my stripper home girls
[00:20:55] Told me he smells like mustard
[00:20:57] I believe it
[00:20:59] Is it the strippers upper lips
[00:21:00] That smell like mustard
[00:21:01] No it's definitely him
[00:21:03] Driving to work
[00:21:04] Peyton Manning and Phillip Rivers and Belly
[00:21:07] Oh shit
[00:21:10] I would never watch that
[00:21:12] Just like the Southern dress
[00:21:14] Like the Eli Messe
[00:21:15] You have to put Eli in there too
[00:21:17] We can't do that
[00:21:19] We can't do that bro
[00:21:20] Don't ever say nothing about no
[00:21:22] Bumper Clip
[00:21:23] Eli's teddy buck shot
[00:21:24] Yeah
[00:21:25] It is out of line
[00:21:27] Out of line
[00:21:28] Out of line
[00:21:29] Out of line
[00:21:30] I would never watch that
[00:21:32] Even Hawk is Marcellus Wallace
[00:21:34] What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
[00:21:38] Does he look like a bitch?
[00:21:41] Will Ferrell as fuckin'
[00:21:43] Jules Winfield?
[00:21:45] That would be funny as fuck though
[00:21:48] And he'd probably do well
[00:21:49] Like kill it
[00:21:50] But who'd be bad at it?
[00:21:51] Kevin Hart
[00:21:52] Yeah he would be the worst Jules Winfield ever
[00:21:55] He drinks his soda with his eyes
[00:21:57] Nobody would take it serious
[00:21:59] You know comedians
[00:22:01] That's a tasty beverage
[00:22:03] Get your lure
[00:22:04] Hey buddy
[00:22:05] Dave Chappelle the Terminator would be terrible
[00:22:16] Oh shit
[00:22:18] No
[00:22:19] Oh shit
[00:22:20] That bitch
[00:22:22] That's funny
[00:22:25] I need your bike
[00:22:26] And your car
[00:22:27] You said I'm sentient
[00:22:28] I feel pain
[00:22:30] Is that her?
[00:22:31] Tired from the future
[00:22:34] Senator the Entertainer is the T-1000
[00:22:42] If you get caught by Senator the Entertainer running nigger
[00:22:45] You deserve to get caught
[00:22:46] Chasing
[00:22:48] Chasing
[00:22:49] His robot is the Clayton Vixby 2000
[00:22:52] Is this a Bobo Keemwood bike?
[00:22:55] I'm glad you knew his name
[00:22:57] Oh Dave
[00:22:58] He's from the Big Hit
[00:22:59] The Big Hit is the shit with Mark Wolberg
[00:23:01] You know what would be even better though?
[00:23:03] Danny Glover in Titanic
[00:23:09] I'm too old for this shit
[00:23:10] Just run back
[00:23:11] Run back to color purple
[00:23:13] Put Oprah in there with you, Danny
[00:23:16] God damn
[00:23:18] I mean that was already going on
[00:23:20] They just didn't show it
[00:23:21] Because they're following the white people
[00:23:23] Holy shit
[00:23:24] That was going on in the lower decks already
[00:23:26] That's funny as fuck
[00:23:28] I ain't drowning because of you bitch
[00:23:31] Tired of drawing them
[00:23:32] Tired, motherfucker, I'm tired
[00:23:33] Fuck out my way
[00:23:35] Tired
[00:23:37] You want me to draw you?
[00:23:38] Fuck you
[00:23:43] Danny's old as hell
[00:23:45] You're drowning in sandbags, bitch
[00:23:46] I'm fucking pretty about you
[00:23:48] What the fuck I wanna remember
[00:23:50] Joe pasty ass
[00:23:51] I'm a black guy in the African and Bloodsport
[00:23:53] How you want me to draw whites?
[00:23:54] I can't draw white
[00:23:56] George Clooney in any given Sunday
[00:23:59] Except Jimmy Fox
[00:24:01] Oh shit, yeah
[00:24:04] Yeah, it doesn't work at all
[00:24:06] It doesn't work at all
[00:24:07] John Witherspoon in The Matrix
[00:24:16] Unless he's Morpheus
[00:24:18] That's the only way
[00:24:20] Yeah, that's the only way
[00:24:22] I'm doing the Kung Fu and shit
[00:24:24] What the fuck
[00:24:26] It might have even improved it
[00:24:28] I mean, improved it
[00:24:29] The second and third one, yes
[00:24:31] Definitely the fourth one
[00:24:33] Definitely the fourth one
[00:24:34] Forrest Whitaker in Brady Bunch
[00:24:37] Oh, shit
[00:24:39] Forrest Whitaker
[00:24:40] That's the dad
[00:24:41] Holy shit
[00:24:43] With Angela Davis as the wife
[00:24:47] Oh fuck
[00:24:49] Eddie Murphy is beaver
[00:24:52] And leave it to beaver
[00:24:56] Eddie Murphy, you can't give Eddie Murphy anything
[00:24:58] No, you can't
[00:24:59] It'll be funny
[00:25:00] You have to put Eddie Murphy in like heat
[00:25:04] That's a decent white swap right there
[00:25:07] Alright, so just sticking to the movies
[00:25:10] What if Pixar made horror movies?
[00:25:13] I mean, have you watched any of them?
[00:25:15] They are fucking horror movies, bro
[00:25:17] Shit is sad as fuck
[00:25:18] The parents always die
[00:25:20] The fucking kids are life alone
[00:25:22] But like a true horror film
[00:25:24] Like, could you
[00:25:29] Can you imagine toy stories like a horror film
[00:25:31] The toys come alive
[00:25:33] And just run fast and cram
[00:25:35] Yeah, bro
[00:25:37] Like a horror toy story
[00:25:39] The toys come alive and just run
[00:25:41] Toy story?
[00:25:42] Killing kids
[00:25:43] So, the thing that he made that is called
[00:25:45] A horror toy
[00:25:47] No, I know, but like toy story though
[00:25:49] Like with the dinosaur really being able to kill things
[00:25:52] So Aladdin
[00:25:53] Bo Peet
[00:25:54] Aladdin would be
[00:25:56] Yeah, Genie
[00:25:58] Like the monkey paw
[00:26:00] And it's the first Treehouse of Horror
[00:26:02] Right?
[00:26:03] Yeah
[00:26:04] So it's like wishes
[00:26:05] But there's certain implications to it
[00:26:07] Like there's certain implications
[00:26:09] Where it kind of fucks you over
[00:26:10] You gotta be real specific
[00:26:12] Yeah, like hella specific
[00:26:14] Aw dude, you could turn some Disney movies
[00:26:17] And some fucked up shit
[00:26:18] Like, beauty and the beast
[00:26:20] They turned Mrs. Doubtfire into a horror film
[00:26:24] And like the way they did it in the trailer
[00:26:26] Was like really good
[00:26:28] That shit seemed creepy as fuck
[00:26:30] And it was Mrs. Doubtfire
[00:26:32] That's terrifying
[00:26:33] Why like he was just a good dad
[00:26:35] No, I'm saying they turned it into a horror film
[00:26:38] How?
[00:26:40] So it's just a trailer
[00:26:42] But basically he's like plotting his revenge
[00:26:45] Or trying to get his way back in
[00:26:47] That's why he dressed up as a woman
[00:26:49] And he's a killer
[00:26:50] It kind of worked
[00:26:51] It kind of worked
[00:26:53] They just show certain scenes where it just seems scary
[00:26:56] Like he's just looking out the window
[00:26:58] But it's Mrs. Doubtfire
[00:26:59] Just blank face
[00:27:01] And then look, Robin Williams killed that
[00:27:03] What's that one movie? The One Hour Photo?
[00:27:06] One Hour Photo
[00:27:08] Yeah, that was a good answer
[00:27:09] It was like drama roles
[00:27:11] Like a horror movie, bro
[00:27:13] That should be scary
[00:27:14] Like the trailer?
[00:27:15] Yup
[00:27:17] You know who has a really good horror movie
[00:27:19] That nobody appreciates?
[00:27:20] Keanu Reeves
[00:27:23] He's like a murderer-kidnapper
[00:27:25] And he's like really good at it
[00:27:27] And he almost like, hello Clarisse's the cop
[00:27:31] Tupac and Pauly Shore
[00:27:33] Like put them in something
[00:27:35] What do you mean put them in something?
[00:27:37] I'm all Tupac-y balls
[00:27:39] Tupac and Biodome
[00:27:43] Pauly Shore and poetic justice
[00:27:45] So the poetic justice is hilarious
[00:27:47] Pauly Shore and Tupac?
[00:27:49] You have to put them in heat
[00:27:51] Play De Niro and Zatino
[00:27:53] Just slip roles, that'd be hilarious
[00:27:55] I'd probably watch that still
[00:27:57] Tupac gives that enough street cred
[00:27:59] To make that a good movie
[00:28:01] He's a better actor than he is a rapper
[00:28:03] I think he's a good actor
[00:28:05] He's a better actor than he is a rapper
[00:28:07] James Gandolfini and Miss Doubtfire
[00:28:09] Not a race walk, but a suck
[00:28:14] Rest in peace, no disrespect
[00:28:17] I'm not watching that
[00:28:19] Steve Buscemi has Blade
[00:28:23] That's funny
[00:28:26] Vin Diesel and Paper Brigade
[00:28:28] Oh my god
[00:28:31] He's Gunther
[00:28:32] He's Gunther, yeah he's Hella Gunther
[00:28:34] The little girl from Beast in the Southern Wild
[00:28:36] Playing McCully Corkin
[00:28:39] Holy shit, she might still win
[00:28:41] She can't win, but it'd be funny
[00:28:46] Dude actually turned his life around though
[00:28:50] He's got a battle of the laser chick now
[00:28:52] It doesn't look like a piece of loose leaf anymore
[00:28:54] Shout out to Brendit Song
[00:28:56] Bob Ross and screwed as Dave Chappelle
[00:29:00] That's not even a political movie
[00:29:04] That's unfathomable
[00:29:08] No, that's a big noo
[00:29:11] Terry Crews and Never Ending Story
[00:29:16] As the dragon
[00:29:19] As the rock nigger
[00:29:24] Nah man, Terry Crews and that lost or whatever
[00:29:27] No Wilson, what is it called? Castaway
[00:29:29] Terry Crews and Castaway
[00:29:31] Cause he really can't swim, that'd be hilarious
[00:29:34] He's doing it
[00:29:37] Wilson
[00:29:39] And what would Wilson be though?
[00:29:43] Football
[00:29:44] No, it has to be something
[00:29:45] Football
[00:29:46] A mirror
[00:29:47] A golf ball
[00:29:49] No, a golf ball, watch this big ass chase a golf ball and face on it
[00:29:52] Okay that's fair
[00:29:54] Cause golf balls float
[00:29:55] Rick Moranis and Reservoir Dogs
[00:29:57] Golf balls do not float
[00:29:59] Golf balls do not float
[00:30:01] This is McCarthy and Resident Evil
[00:30:03] You ever been golfing?
[00:30:05] That's a big fat lady
[00:30:07] You ever had a water hazard golfing?
[00:30:09] Golf balls do not float
[00:30:13] Gotta go diving for that shit
[00:30:14] You ever seen Happy Gilmore?
[00:30:16] Yes
[00:30:17] I was just gonna say
[00:30:18] Lori Beth Denberg and set it off
[00:30:20] Who the fuck is Lori?
[00:30:22] Roseanne is Happy Gilmore
[00:30:23] Isn't that her name in all that?
[00:30:26] The fat chick, she's unbearable
[00:30:28] Oh okay, oh, ew
[00:30:34] Oh, we can reboot set it off right now
[00:30:37] We already have the cast
[00:30:38] Joy Bayhart
[00:30:39] Ew
[00:30:40] Gotta throw Joy Bayhart
[00:30:41] Just the only view in there
[00:30:42] Helen Keller
[00:30:43] The whole view in Helen Keller
[00:30:44] I can't even
[00:30:48] That was Queen Latifah
[00:30:50] Oh shit
[00:30:51] George Jefferson in the mask
[00:30:53] Rihanna
[00:30:54] That's Jim Carrey
[00:30:55] That'd be so good
[00:30:56] That would be funny
[00:30:57] He got that dance
[00:30:58] He got them feet
[00:30:59] He got them dance and feet
[00:31:00] He could do it
[00:31:01] Red Fox is the mask
[00:31:03] He would be wheezing in shit
[00:31:04] He'd be too much
[00:31:06] I'm coming
[00:31:07] I'm coming to you
[00:31:10] I'm coming to you
[00:31:11] You know when he really died
[00:31:12] They thought he was doing his bit
[00:31:14] Until nobody knows
[00:31:15] That's a real story
[00:31:17] Red Fox died
[00:31:18] That's funny
[00:31:19] Yeah
[00:31:20] Sad but funny
[00:31:31] What a last time
[00:31:32] Another one that would be really funny is Martin Lawrence
[00:31:34] Instead of Danny Glover and Predator 2
[00:31:36] Oh shit
[00:31:37] Ooh I got one
[00:31:38] Stevie Wonder as vision
[00:31:40] It's a great day
[00:31:43] How about a walk
[00:31:44] I just thought
[00:31:52] That was a good idea
[00:31:53] I think we should talk
[00:31:54] Go for it
[00:31:55] Why so excited
[00:31:56] I think you're very popular
[00:31:58] What?
[00:31:59] I'm fond of it
[00:32:00] vision.
[00:32:02] That's a dick move.
[00:32:08] Christopher Reeves has the flash.
[00:32:17] He's already Superman.
[00:32:26] They just let him reboot handyman.
[00:32:36] As a movie.
[00:32:41] Ben Stiller in 11 basketball.
[00:32:52] He could not ball.
[00:33:02] He was on a movie.
[00:33:20] He was on a movie.
[00:34:00] Tyler Perry in bed Santa.
[00:34:13] Maybe it was The Outlaws.
[00:34:22] He was on a movie.
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[00:35:42] Eddie Murphy as the lawyer.
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