The LL stands for Lip Licker ft. Jiminy Cricket

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[00:00:04] We have similar interests.

[00:00:05] So, yeah, we have material, right?

[00:00:10] We don't know what we're doing.

[00:00:13] What's material?

[00:00:14] Is that what I'm using to roll this blunt?

[00:00:16] I've got wings on my jeans.

[00:00:18] It was in a line by the seat of my pants.

[00:00:21] Old wooden ship, the material. to go please He's like alright this is stupid I'll hang for a little bit I'll kick it Did I get a drink? No cream of Samyang guy He's like perfect pear like lamb in chamfic What about Samyang folk come? Wow Samyang folk come About I think you'll come again Samyang folk come

[00:01:40] There was a white two Chinese people can't make a white person

[00:01:45] It's too long to make a white

[00:01:47] Wow You know, yes, maybe I'm overthinking things. I mean, and then look, we live in a state where it's happened to rich people a couple of times, but it's usually usually we look at the actual natural the statistics here is the brokerage people. The ones that they're like, OK, let's see if they teeter on the others. Like what side do they teeter on after this happens?

[00:03:01] Or are they millionaires?

[00:03:03] Or do they really belong in middle class?

[00:03:05] Or were they were they just like really good with their money?

[00:03:07] Or should we knock them down a peg? tobacco store yeah in the yeah that could definitely happen well but you know nobody's counting whatever they own shit so. I think LL stands for lip licker. Gotcha. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

[00:05:40] Ooh.

[00:05:40] I was just about to say something to that effect.

[00:05:42] Same.

[00:05:43] I was just about to say something to that effect.

[00:05:46] That's like his signature. Probably nice Depends on how she's pretty romantic if you just say I want to kiss your lips the vertical ones Wow, hello romantic, right? You got it. You got to say the ones that run parallel to your legs Very romantic. Yeah. Now. Are you saying this over the phone or are you saying this in person like you know? But you better either way you better hope that she's good at math and geometry

[00:07:04] She ain't gonna get your pickup That's a nice kill me bro with the LL. Yeah, she was hilarious lip Licker lip Licker What does the J stand for? James Lip Licker cool James. Yep. Hey, mr. Cool James just still James

[00:09:21] There's a one. Wild West.

[00:09:22] Wild West.

[00:09:23] Wild West.

[00:09:24] Okay, you don't listen to Wild Wild West.

[00:09:26] Summertime.

[00:09:27] Summertime.

[00:09:28] I call bullshit.

[00:09:29] I'll speak with Summertime.

[00:09:30] Okay, cool.

[00:09:31] But it's not, it's not a-

[00:09:33] Do you listen to Summertime in the winter?

[00:09:35] I don't listen.

[00:09:36] Yes.

[00:09:37] Or the fall- there you go.

[00:09:38] Because I like summer vibes.

[00:09:39] I listen to it in the summer.

[00:09:41] All right.

[00:09:42] It's like August 1st.

[00:09:44] Summer, summer.

[00:09:45] Still only a few songs.

[00:09:46] I'm not hating, I'm just saying. Unless you can't undergrad the the shit he was where he's like in college like Community that was before all of it I still say to pox about the most believable because when he went left in juice that shit was water They should have known from the jump

[00:11:01] When he was about to get into a fight in steals living room when he said I don't know

[00:12:06] black 90s right yeah what's white 90s windbreakers a lot of neon I was thinking, what about the dude that looks like Evil Dave Chappelle?

[00:13:42] Oh, Bokem Woodbine?

[00:13:43] Yes.

[00:13:44] Wow.

[00:13:47] That wouldn't be a bad one either. No, it doesn't matter. Like what? Who are we swapping them? Oh, OK. Wesley Snipes. No, I was Danny Tanner. Which is did we say John Witherspoon, the goofy blonde one, the uncle, then John Witherspoon. No, that's kind of a down stairs. What's his name? The one that makes all the fucking voice impressions, right?

[00:15:02] Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

[00:15:03] What's his name?

[00:15:05] Who cares?

[00:15:07] It's not No, it was still work It has to be like We're black, alright, we're gonna make everything work It has to be like Morgan Freeman

[00:16:20] Wow, that's hilarious

[00:16:22] Yeah, that's what I'm saying

[00:16:24] Can you imagine him

[00:16:26] doing that same character as Joey? your rabbit and then do the purple chicks from the proud family holy shit the folks sister for the also oh my god Picket. Ooh, that was a good one. You're cheating on Idris Elba? That was a good one. It was an entanglement.

[00:19:02] Keep his name out your mouth, though.

[00:19:06] Keep my wife's name. I see bitch, you smells bad. Not just one, but both of you ho. Is that Shemosh and your pushy? What's that? That's not it. So I gotta read out shit. I didn't owe Shemosh. I had to try to make it a joke. I didn't know I was ordering catfish. There are two types of selfish. It's not Friday.

[00:20:22] That was good.

[00:20:24] I got Boston and New England clam chowder.

[00:21:22] I've been drinking squirt 15 years. Y'all heard about this?

[00:21:23] I have it.

[00:21:23] Y'all heard about this?

[00:21:24] No.

[00:21:25] He said, we all know what this is.

[00:21:28] It's pee.

[00:21:30] I've been drinking squirt for so many years.

[00:21:32] It's so yellow.

[00:21:34] Oh shit.

[00:21:35] It's quite a yellow consistency.

[00:21:37] On the fucking interwebs.

[00:21:38] It's always people are saying,

[00:21:40] oh, your vape juice is piss.

[00:21:42] It has human urine in it.

[00:21:43] Sick.

[00:21:44] Why was this chick urine in it?

[00:21:46] Well, cigarettes have toilet cleaner and rat poison in them. I'm asthma too. So when allegedly these niggas come up with holes in them, I just want to say he did it. Who's he? Are we saying government names?

[00:24:20] I got seven of them already.

[00:24:22] Huh, Bleepl Blee person.

[00:24:26] I mean, you can say what you want.

[00:24:27] This is about me. I got Tinder. I prefer a girl that has her eye holes filled. By my dick. Oh, no. Oh, no. Eye holes filled is not a requirement. Put that down. So we're talking about IHOP.

[00:25:41] No.

[00:25:42] IHOP.

[00:25:42] Yeah.

[00:25:45] Anyway.

[00:25:46] Sheesh.

[00:25:47] Wow. So what hell of an eye hole? Wow trying to get your eyes stretched I was just gonna go along the lines of yet. You'd have like constant pink eye. Oh, that's rough I was looking on the brighter side of things

[00:27:02] So if you have a darker side

[00:27:05] Assholes for us would you have an eye for an asshole? Case of the Monday. It's probably more butterfly effecty. That's funny. The Dolly llama sucking tongue Where do we go from here?

[00:29:45] Imagine a blue-eyed asshole looking at you It's like shoots out projectile that's that's a Popeyes ghetto cousin poo pie Got a brilliant idea So it's kind of I think you think of popping She's got an asshole's her eyes. You can really poke her in the head. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah Pick her say you know what melted and like all this shit and like I mean if you've seen other wildfires have happened in any other state Colorado for instance where we're at California it's happened a bunch of times and it happens to get

[00:32:21] vehicles and whatnot it doesn't melt nothing like that, but. They like to refer that the the planes hit at specific points, but then again, it's like. How can you really aim a plane when you're flying at thousands of miles an hour?

[00:33:42] It's like it's not thousand.

[00:33:44] Well, I mean, you know, I'm saying, but still hundreds

[00:34:44] I mean, I went to Johns Hopkins Sloan Kettering

[00:34:49] I've pushed over a stack of Legos that I built up before I know what happens. I was a sweet stack

[00:34:54] Bro, it's just the balsa wood egg thing. All right, I know what triangles do

[00:35:00] It was to scale it's just crazy. It's just crazy that

[00:39:01] Things happened before our eyes in plain sight was a tragedy yeah it was I mean definitely was 100% but is there a conspiracy yeah they've been trying to kill us since we started this thing it's us conspiracy facts anyone who doesn't have a billion dollars Mexico came out with uh with some aliens like out of the closet yeah like they I say something By the way, we're not No, you have to You already did Nobody Ted to fucking the latest Matrix. Yeah. It's the same fucking act. It's like Ted totally was like, I'm going to learn jiu-jitsu. No emotion. Jiu-jitsu? I'm saying, okay, just hear me out. No emotion, but kind of cheesy too.

[00:39:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:39:04] Everybody thinks I'm back.

[00:39:07] Well, yeah, I'm Neo. They're that good of actors. You know who else hates the Baldwin's? Yes, the Canadians prop people on movies At least their families they got to do extra protection I subtly did it and then you just Put the knife all the way in it was a toy. I just went for the kill I did you want for the kill hate them all and then the arcets he went for the kill

[00:41:25] The past right blast from the past I'd say airheads

[00:41:31] But is he the funny one in airheads

[00:41:37] He's not the funny one pip most of his rules are kind of funny as well

[00:41:41] Like kind of but not that funny. Yeah

[00:43:00] Yeah, so that's why you can't win down like he has Don't look at do don't look up

[00:43:03] Dude, he I don't know if you seen that I have his role

[00:44:02] Fuck out of here you

[00:44:07] Yeah, like bro fuck out of here to stay look out of here. You know I'm saying I

[00:44:10] Riddick was alright

[00:44:16] It was a right a video game out of that way back right video game was trash

[00:44:22] It was that on X and they do that to every movie damn near they make the movies like trash

[00:44:25] Okay, video games. Oh, shit. They made me say it. I really wish I knew.

[00:45:41] They made me.

[00:45:43] I'm gonna get it out of y'all.

[00:45:45] Holy shit. all your bad feelings into happy feelings. It's not hav- It's a nightmare. I don't wanna get addicted. I think I wanna try it. It's non-havit forming. I think I wanna try it. It makes everything better. You can't get addicted. He's non-havit forming. I think I wanna try it now. So, uh. Just a minute, will you?

[00:47:01] My man is spot on.

[00:47:04] I think. That's Tom Brady That's Tom Brady that's Tom Brady Tom Brady Tom Brady Tom motherfucking Brady Shit Pack the ottomies, okay. I reloaded

[00:48:25] Whoa, I Ello. That's why he's licking his lips. He's like, wait, that's a mess. They turn from brown to burn that man down. Burn that man down. Yo, straight Jonah, arc them off. You didn't know he said that? I forgot. He said it. That's why the shark of the cannabis. That's why the sharks ran from Ello.

[00:49:40] You know, lips like me.

[00:49:43] You forget Biggie is the I might have been the other party that said that.

[00:49:47] I'm not going he just climaxed. Wow. On national television. Good God. A bunch of men.

[00:51:01] I just jizzed my pants in front of 90,000 people.

[00:51:04] Burn it the fuck out.

[00:51:06] Burn it.

[00:51:09] Burn. Wednesday but anyway sell it your ass Dude, oh And they can't touch each other at first and then they touch each other today bed jump no no Because this is a Pixar There's been some crazy shit kids movies

[00:53:42] Dick on the front fucking little

[00:53:45] Say that yeah, yeah Oh honey we blew up the dick free willy Really shit, bro. Oh, you can't say voicemail anymore. What if it's a voice female? We should probably set up a voicemail tell motherfuckers to call it in leave a voicemail You mean a voice female for some?

[00:56:23] For some pod topics do you mean voice?

[00:57:41] Like a flapper zombies, okay So you power it on. You gotta wink your butthole. Double tap it twice. Oh shoot. Jesus. Just wink your butthole on your phone. Okay, so are we recording? Mmm. Have we been recording this whole time? Fuck. Yeah, that's a red light right there.

[00:57:43] Right on. Yeah.

[00:57:44] Oh yeah.

[00:57:45] So what were we talking about?

[00:57:47] I forgot. Pedro Ponics. Hey yo speaking of trees my trees are growing quite lovely in the back. I do I wanted to actually I might go look at them here soon because I... They're looking quite lovely. Perhaps use elbondos. I have a question though are glass whatever that was sold separately? Do I have to buy a glass crotch from Fascinations or...

[00:59:03] I think you can get it.

[00:59:07] I'm gonna ask for a glass crotch. or just shit, give us a shout out with all you on the episode too, if you got something to say. We'll also do some giveaways, depending on what order y'all call in, because we ain't going to do the order the same every time. So y'all better listen and call in. Yeah. Pay attention. Damn right. Maybe you get some free shit.

[01:00:21] Yeah.

[01:00:22] Poly on the porch.

[01:00:24] We out.

[01:00:25] Oh yeah, oh yeah.

[01:00:26] One more thing.