The Allegelites

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[00:00:30] I should just leave it like that right?

[00:01:22] No, now we can say stupid things.

[00:01:28] Do you remember when you and your cousin...

[00:01:32] were down by the lake there and you did that thing?

[00:01:36] Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[00:01:42] Welcome back to another episode man, we just got back from Vegas and we're still kind of feeling it.

[00:01:49] We're not still in Vegas?

[00:01:51] We used to have a good time.

[00:01:53] What exactly are you feeling?

[00:01:55] Nothing.

[00:01:57] A bunch of allegedlys?

[00:01:59] The great time with fellowship and friends.

[00:02:02] The Allegialites.

[00:02:04] Two nights.

[00:02:06] Assemble!

[00:02:08] Sounds like a group from biblical times, the Allegialites.

[00:02:10] Hell it does.

[00:02:14] And the 12 of legends?

[00:02:16] We were there I think.

[00:02:18] Is that in the Bible verse?

[00:02:20] It was somewhere.

[00:02:22] The Lost Scripps.

[00:02:24] They call it like the last dinner I think?

[00:02:26] We were there.

[00:02:28] It's the second and a half supper.

[00:02:30] Second and a half.

[00:02:32] Y'all ready for some supper?

[00:02:34] Second brunch, because it's not Hobbit style but it's something like that.

[00:02:38] She doesn't know about 11sies.

[00:02:40] Not even secondsies?

[00:02:42] Okay okay okay. So I know we're talking about Vegas but...

[00:02:44] Secondsies?

[00:02:46] Yeah I want to know what happened unless it's going to get you guys in trouble.

[00:02:48] You can't find out what happened.

[00:02:50] Day one, right?

[00:02:52] We get to the airport, I see a bar, I order a fucking...

[00:02:56] I drink.

[00:02:58] I order a whiskey neat, she fucking puts...

[00:03:00] She puts it on rocks.

[00:03:02] I was like, excuse me.

[00:03:04] You know what neat means?

[00:03:06] I wanted it neat.

[00:03:08] I said neat?

[00:03:10] She's like, oh okay.

[00:03:12] So she fixed it and then she brought me another drink for my birthday.

[00:03:14] For free.

[00:03:16] And I was drinking some good fucking single malt fucking Shanahan too.

[00:03:20] So I was, needless to say, at 10 in the morning, feeling like I was going to die.

[00:03:26] At 10 in the morning, feeling rather good at the start of the vacation.

[00:03:30] Dude that's how you got to do it.

[00:03:32] That's the best way to get on a plane.

[00:03:34] Security was there with me.

[00:03:36] I like being drunk on airplanes.

[00:03:38] No it was good, it made for a good time.

[00:03:40] Landed, it was still pretty early.

[00:03:42] We ended up getting to the Airbnb pretty much all at the same time.

[00:03:46] Nearly.

[00:03:48] For the most part.

[00:03:50] And then we were waiting to get in just a little bit.

[00:03:52] I was pretty good, kind of goofing off out front and whatnot.

[00:03:56] What did that entail?

[00:03:58] I threatened to, I don't know, use my water bottle as a weapon against MIC.

[00:04:06] And then I swing it around in a circle and before I get to the top, it fucking launches off.

[00:04:16] Like from the top of the water bottle thing.

[00:04:20] And then it just happened.

[00:04:22] And fucking flies over and smashes it.

[00:04:24] Allegedly.

[00:04:26] It hits the garage door of the house next door.

[00:04:32] Did you guys see that big ass bird that hit that guy's garage?

[00:04:36] A big bird, a big yellow bird.

[00:04:38] It came and smacked the garage door though.

[00:04:42] So you saw Sesame Street characters.

[00:04:44] What else were you on?

[00:04:46] Just life.

[00:04:48] Whiskey does that?

[00:04:50] Whiskey plus life.

[00:04:52] Plum wine.

[00:04:54] Jet lag, and a little bit of plum wine.

[00:04:56] Just a little.

[00:04:58] So we chill, get situated in the house and then we go out to a nice dinner.

[00:05:02] Security eats a steak in about 2.5 seconds.

[00:05:06] A whole filet mignon.

[00:05:08] The lady went to go get water.

[00:05:10] She came back, the steak was gone.

[00:05:12] Did I bring you your food?

[00:05:14] Oh my god.

[00:05:16] Another.

[00:05:18] It didn't reach the table, go get another.

[00:05:22] So you saw Big Bird, you guys were drinking Absinthe too right?

[00:05:26] No I didn't see Big Bird.

[00:05:28] That's what hit the garage door, allegedly.

[00:05:30] I know the Seven Hills mixer over here has some Absinthe.

[00:05:32] Yep.

[00:05:34] There we go.

[00:05:36] I mean, what?

[00:05:38] If there's Absinthe on the trip, I was not notified.

[00:05:42] Fair.

[00:05:44] There kind of was in a way.

[00:05:48] Hold on, can you guys explain the deodorant thing?

[00:05:54] No.

[00:05:56] Later.

[00:05:58] We're not recording.

[00:06:00] That's a private conversation.

[00:06:02] So we're going in sequential order?

[00:06:04] Yeah sure.

[00:06:06] What's next?

[00:06:08] So after dinner what do we do?

[00:06:10] I don't remember.

[00:06:12] So after dinner we got some decent sized drinks.

[00:06:18] Oh the slushies.

[00:06:20] Like 40 ounces or more, you know, decent size.

[00:06:24] And then we went home.

[00:06:30] Then we decided that...

[00:06:32] Yeah, with double shots of Serox.

[00:06:34] Then we decided the party would be better at our place for a minute or two.

[00:06:42] You trying to smooth the listeners?

[00:06:44] Come back to our place very quick.

[00:06:48] He said I stare at buttholes.

[00:06:52] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[00:06:54] We're getting out of sequence here.

[00:06:56] That never happened.

[00:06:58] That did not happen.

[00:07:00] We're definitely butt hole gazing.

[00:07:02] So we go back to the house.

[00:07:06] And then we start drinking.

[00:07:08] We got booze there.

[00:07:10] Shit's expensive on this trip.

[00:07:12] We're not going to...

[00:07:14] Party smart.

[00:07:16] We're going to pre-game and maybe get a few things on the strip.

[00:07:18] Maybe get trash down there one night, which definitely happened.

[00:07:22] But that's later on in the story.

[00:07:24] I'm excited.

[00:07:26] We were at the house, this house.

[00:07:28] So mind you, we walk in.

[00:07:30] It doesn't look very big from the front.

[00:07:34] But you walk in and...

[00:07:36] It's a grower.

[00:07:38] It was like a mansion.

[00:07:40] It's a grower and a shower.

[00:07:42] Grower and a shower.

[00:07:44] This month in the house, it was...

[00:07:48] 5 bedrooms?

[00:07:50] 3,000 square feet, like 6 beds.

[00:07:52] Upstairs balcony was dope.

[00:07:54] Somewhere around there.

[00:07:56] Yeah, upstairs balcony was dope.

[00:07:58] We saw the sphere from the balcony.

[00:08:00] That was pretty dope.

[00:08:02] You can see the whole strip.

[00:08:04] One of the bathrooms, like the shower itself.

[00:08:06] You can do motherfucking karate in that shower.

[00:08:08] Karate in the shower.

[00:08:10] The master bedroom and bathroom was retarded.

[00:08:12] You remember that scene?

[00:08:14] Retarded.

[00:08:16] From Undercover Brother?

[00:08:18] It was a retard.

[00:08:20] So that scene from Undercover Brother where he's handing out condoms when they stop fighting because what's her name?

[00:08:24] White creature.

[00:08:26] Yeah, it's kind of like that bathroom.

[00:08:28] Black kryptonite and sister girl are fighting.

[00:08:30] It's like a whole corner of the bathroom.

[00:08:34] So I did karate in the bathtub.

[00:08:38] This was the shower.

[00:08:40] There was a tub, there was just a shower.

[00:08:42] The whole master suite is larger than a lot of the apartments that I've rented in my time.

[00:08:50] Yeah, he's not wrong.

[00:08:52] It was a sexy shower.

[00:08:54] And then the rest of the house was just as immaculate.

[00:08:56] As sexy.

[00:08:58] It was big and open and it took forever to walk from the kitchen to upstairs in the master suite.

[00:09:04] A lot of stairs.

[00:09:06] Two backyards, one with a normal-ish backyard.

[00:09:10] A little zen garden on the side.

[00:09:12] I woke up in that one.

[00:09:14] It was chill.

[00:09:16] It was the chill of those days.

[00:09:18] You know we wanted to get our money's worth so we partied at the house.

[00:09:20] I agree.

[00:09:22] We had a lot of friendship going on.

[00:09:24] We turned into Redo family style now.

[00:09:32] Oh no.

[00:09:34] It's the box.

[00:09:36] Is it sealed?

[00:09:38] Oh no!

[00:09:40] Just get it.

[00:09:42] It's not sealed up all the way though.

[00:09:44] Just shake it.

[00:09:46] No, right there on the side you idiot.

[00:09:48] The white box right there on the side.

[00:09:52] That is hilarious.

[00:09:54] I forgot to turn it off.

[00:09:56] Is it sealed?

[00:09:58] This is one of the debauchery that happened.

[00:10:00] It's a bomb!

[00:10:02] You said bomb on an airplane.

[00:10:04] What's wrong with saying bomb on an airplane?

[00:10:06] You can't say bomb on an airplane.

[00:10:10] That's his other.

[00:10:12] Wow, that's his other.

[00:10:14] What was that?

[00:10:16] Wow.

[00:10:18] Allegedly.

[00:10:20] Alright, I guess we're pausing.

[00:10:22] Yeah, we have to.

[00:10:27] So it works again?

[00:10:29] Why does it only work sometimes?

[00:10:31] That's frustrating.

[00:10:33] Can I tell that story?

[00:10:35] About our plane trip?

[00:10:37] That is actually really funny.

[00:10:39] That's actually funny.

[00:10:41] That's a big part of the Vegas story.

[00:10:43] We're not going to cut it.

[00:10:45] I kept it going.

[00:10:47] That was crazy.

[00:10:49] Oh, so by the way, this is only the first like, you know,

[00:10:53] 7-8 hours were there.

[00:10:57] Yeah, no, it wasn't even a full 12 hours.

[00:10:59] Well, it might have been.

[00:11:01] No, it was before we even left.

[00:11:03] My phone started shitting on me

[00:11:05] before we left.

[00:11:07] Oh, you're talking about your phone shitting on you?

[00:11:09] Yes, you're absolutely right.

[00:11:11] It was before we even fucking left,

[00:11:13] which is bullshit.

[00:11:15] Oh yeah.

[00:11:17] What was your most

[00:11:19] phones on vacation?

[00:11:21] What was your most fadey-outy moment that people had to remind you?

[00:11:23] You should just leave it at home.

[00:11:25] So that's actually first.

[00:11:27] He had the tickets.

[00:11:29] This story is actually first.

[00:11:31] So, good thing this bitch started fucking ringing.

[00:11:33] Because this is actually

[00:11:35] first.

[00:11:37] We got interrupted for a good fucking reason.

[00:11:39] So before we even left Colorado,

[00:11:41] my phone

[00:11:43] all of a sudden

[00:11:45] just glitches

[00:11:47] the fuck out in front of everybody.

[00:11:49] We're kicking it right before the fucking

[00:11:51] before the shit the night before.

[00:11:53] And all of a sudden

[00:11:55] this shit flickers like a fucking

[00:11:57] halogen light.

[00:11:59] What do you mean? Did I drop it?

[00:12:01] It's like of course.

[00:12:05] Since I got back from Jamaica,

[00:12:09] this bitch has been fumbalaya.

[00:12:13] Fumbarooski.

[00:12:15] He doesn't have the phone.

[00:12:17] So the day before we left,

[00:12:19] this shit fucking glitches out

[00:12:21] and I'm like, oh fuck.

[00:12:23] I look at this thing and I'm like,

[00:12:25] yo,

[00:12:27] we gotta have a fucking issue

[00:12:29] or what?

[00:12:31] Nah, nah, it'll be alright.

[00:12:33] Put on a charger.

[00:12:35] If anything, I'll wait till we get to Vegas

[00:12:37] and then I'll call for a new one.

[00:12:39] I won't even worry about it now

[00:12:41] because they were talking like

[00:12:43] $400 before we left.

[00:12:45] I was like, I'll try that.

[00:12:47] I'm not trying to get it fixed before.

[00:12:49] We'll just wait. We'll just wait it out.

[00:12:51] Nigga, the phone got us all the way

[00:12:53] to fucking Vegas.

[00:12:55] MapQuest.

[00:12:57] It did not turn off once.

[00:13:01] It did not glitch one fucking time

[00:13:03] all the way there.

[00:13:05] They drove by the way.

[00:13:07] Yeah, because we had a rental.

[00:13:09] We rolled deep, motherfuckers.

[00:13:11] We rolled deep.

[00:13:13] We needed our own personal Uber.

[00:13:15] It felt like $15.

[00:13:17] How many blunts?

[00:13:19] Half ounce.

[00:13:23] Allegedly.

[00:13:25] It was an ounce and a half.

[00:13:27] I think only a quarter

[00:13:29] made it back.

[00:13:31] So like an ounce and a quarter.

[00:13:33] You got that backwards, brother.

[00:13:35] I left seven hours before they did

[00:13:37] and they made it to Vegas

[00:13:39] two hours before I did.

[00:13:41] Mashing.

[00:13:43] So they may or may not have been paying attention to the allegedly...

[00:13:51] Mud hole gazing?

[00:13:53] No, no, there was no gazing anywhere.

[00:13:55] I'll get it later. You're in the story.

[00:13:57] You're getting ahead of yourself.

[00:13:59] Calm down.

[00:14:01] So we finally make it, you know what I'm saying?

[00:14:03] We do the tour and whatnot. We go out.

[00:14:05] We do the fancy dinner.

[00:14:07] We make it back to the fucking B&B that night.

[00:14:09] We get nuts.

[00:14:11] There are shots getting taken left and fucking right.

[00:14:13] And it's fucking...

[00:14:15] We're outside, we're inside.

[00:14:17] And then I don't know what happened.

[00:14:21] I don't know where we got...

[00:14:23] Can I mention the recipes?

[00:14:25] Wait a minute.

[00:14:27] I don't know how we got here.

[00:14:29] But then the shrooms got eaten.

[00:14:31] Allegedly.

[00:14:33] No, there ain't no allegedly.

[00:14:35] Chips!

[00:14:37] We ate chips.

[00:14:39] Shrooms is legal in this state and that state.

[00:14:43] So there's no allegedly.

[00:14:45] He said, nigga, I was doing shrooms.

[00:14:47] What was you eating?

[00:14:49] We were eating chips.

[00:14:51] Chips!

[00:14:53] We called them chips.

[00:14:55] Bring the chips, nigga!

[00:14:57] So we started eating chips.

[00:14:59] Chips might have salt on it.

[00:15:01] Sea salt.

[00:15:03] Might have sea salt somewhere.

[00:15:05] Sea salted chips.

[00:15:07] I don't know.

[00:15:09] I don't know.

[00:15:11] I don't know.

[00:15:13] But that's what I heard.

[00:15:15] I heard that there was

[00:15:17] sea salted mushrooms.

[00:15:21] So we ate those

[00:15:23] chips.

[00:15:25] And we...

[00:15:27] We were eating those shit like chips.

[00:15:29] Oh, hold on, hold on.

[00:15:31] In case our listeners...

[00:15:33] So we had like a Jeffrey.

[00:15:35] Where we were stroking

[00:15:37] the furry rug.

[00:15:39] They had like several furry rugs in this...

[00:15:41] No, no, he said he molested a rug.

[00:15:43] Oh, no, no.

[00:15:45] Security definitely...

[00:15:47] Security had a Jeffrey moment.

[00:15:49] And he really... He wanted somebody to draw him

[00:15:51] like that French girl.

[00:15:53] And he really enjoyed that fucking...

[00:15:55] Bear skin.

[00:15:57] It was a full body hug.

[00:15:59] It was a hug.

[00:16:01] I was like, nope, I'm getting off.

[00:16:05] Oh, my god.

[00:16:07] Alright.

[00:16:09] This rug is getting hard.

[00:16:11] I found these spots that were like

[00:16:13] really super fucked up.

[00:16:15] And I did not like it, especially on shrooms.

[00:16:17] And I was super upset about it.

[00:16:19] So I got immediately disgusted

[00:16:21] and got up and walked away.

[00:16:23] I found this corner on the couch.

[00:16:25] I just fucking hated it.

[00:16:27] Was it crusty? Yeah, they were crusty!

[00:16:29] They were crusty fucking...

[00:16:31] So you were touching the crusties.

[00:16:33] They got there before you.

[00:16:35] I was touching three to four generations

[00:16:37] of kids on this fucking rug.

[00:16:39] He was face first on that motherfucker too.

[00:16:41] Hey, listen.

[00:16:43] What a slutty rug.

[00:16:45] Oh, god.

[00:16:47] You know the next best thing, if you don't

[00:16:49] got a fucking hand towel, use the rug.

[00:16:53] It was still too small for me.

[00:16:55] Oh, my god.

[00:16:57] It was a crusty love rug.

[00:16:59] So yeah, we proceeded

[00:17:01] to get pretty fucking wasted

[00:17:03] at that point.

[00:17:05] That's the name of the new band.

[00:17:07] We ended up in

[00:17:09] the master bedroom.

[00:17:13] I don't know how that happened, but we all ended up

[00:17:15] in the master bedroom.

[00:17:17] It's because the...

[00:17:19] Because I told you

[00:17:21] to get the fuck out of there.

[00:17:23] I told you all to get the fuck out

[00:17:25] of the living room because

[00:17:27] I needed sleep because

[00:17:29] I'm fucking old.

[00:17:31] And we were driving.

[00:17:33] I did have a longer drive, but

[00:17:35] really it's because I'm fucking old and

[00:17:39] can only handle as much as

[00:17:41] I can.

[00:17:43] He ended up in the room

[00:17:45] upstairs

[00:17:47] and...

[00:17:49] Oh, man.

[00:17:51] We got

[00:17:53] Lynn's lady and yours truly.

[00:17:55] I'm a retard.

[00:17:57] Laying on the other bear rug

[00:17:59] upstairs, the other furry one.

[00:18:01] Just hysterically

[00:18:03] laughing for like 45 minutes.

[00:18:05] Over every little thing.

[00:18:07] Over nothing. Over nothing at all.

[00:18:09] Completely nothing.

[00:18:11] Boomer or Siaz?

[00:18:13] And then they decided it was a good idea to attack

[00:18:15] my black ass.

[00:18:17] Quasimodo!

[00:18:21] And they shouted Quasimodo?

[00:18:23] They were both in his ass.

[00:18:25] They were trying to. They were fucking trying to.

[00:18:31] I am never gonna...

[00:18:33] Fuck y'all.

[00:18:37] He said, I ain't Quasimodo.

[00:18:39] I can't believe I'm even bringing this shit up my damn self.

[00:18:41] Fuck y'all.

[00:18:43] So a nigga had...

[00:18:45] I got my bag on.

[00:18:47] Got my book bag on.

[00:18:49] With the jacket over it.

[00:18:51] Because niggas went outside to go smoke

[00:18:53] and it was cold outside.

[00:18:55] So I, instead of taking my book bag off

[00:18:57] and then putting the jacket on

[00:18:59] and putting the book bag back on

[00:19:01] I just put the fucking jacket on.

[00:19:03] Let me live.

[00:19:05] Alright? Let me fucking live.

[00:19:07] So you look like a ninja turtle?

[00:19:09] Now

[00:19:11] I do have to add in on this.

[00:19:13] Like this is long before

[00:19:15] when we were trying to go to dinner.

[00:19:17] Y'all not like me.

[00:19:19] Y'all not like me.

[00:19:21] I'm about to start flaming y'all right now.

[00:19:23] We're going to dinner at this

[00:19:25] super super

[00:19:27] bougie type of place.

[00:19:29] We're all

[00:19:31] we're all

[00:19:33] nice slacks.

[00:19:35] That steak was overrated.

[00:19:37] That was the next night, you're fast-moting.

[00:19:39] We're talking the first night.

[00:19:41] We're all in nice slacks.

[00:19:43] We're on a nice colored shirt.

[00:19:45] And this motherfucker comes out and he's like

[00:19:47] T-shirt?

[00:19:49] It was a pull-off.

[00:19:51] I didn't even straight up say that there's a fucking dress code.

[00:19:53] Hold on, hold on.

[00:19:55] It was Ralph Lauren.

[00:19:57] That shirt cost crazy.

[00:19:59] He had the most expensive outfit on.

[00:20:01] So let's just say that.

[00:20:03] But it wasn't appropriate.

[00:20:05] They still said colored shirts

[00:20:07] and no shorts.

[00:20:09] As we went in.

[00:20:11] I don't give two shits they would have let my black ass in.

[00:20:13] That big gay motherfucker

[00:20:15] would have not let you in.

[00:20:17] Fuck no.

[00:20:19] Pull up on my body, I'm getting in.

[00:20:21] Fuck no.

[00:20:23] Pull up on my body, I'm getting in.

[00:20:25] There's no way you're getting in.

[00:20:27] Whatever.

[00:20:29] Y'all niggas just upset.

[00:20:31] We were right.

[00:20:33] I think he's more mad than we are.

[00:20:35] Stop whispering into the fire.

[00:20:37] I still had all the cleatest fits

[00:20:39] the whole time.

[00:20:41] Second.

[00:20:43] Power line.

[00:20:45] Yeah nigga.

[00:20:47] I don't want to hear it.

[00:20:49] I don't want to hear it.

[00:20:51] It's not a goddamn thing.

[00:20:53] Nothing beats Alan.

[00:20:55] Nothing beats Alan.

[00:20:57] Goddamn movie.

[00:20:59] Alan.

[00:21:01] That was a good outfit.

[00:21:03] Don't get me wrong, but the power line

[00:21:05] beat the shit out of Alan.

[00:21:07] It did.

[00:21:09] Sorry, I love you both.

[00:21:11] Yellow shorts.

[00:21:13] Even with me putting a hole in them.

[00:21:15] He burned a hole in the power line shorts.

[00:21:17] Make sure you

[00:21:19] say that

[00:21:21] you burnt a hole in the shorts, you

[00:21:23] didn't put a hole in the shorts.

[00:21:25] That could mean two different things.

[00:21:27] You're a monster.

[00:21:29] And you want to call

[00:21:31] me the monster.

[00:21:33] You want to call me the one.

[00:21:35] Disgusting. No his monster didn't come out

[00:21:37] until night two.

[00:21:39] So nobody placed any bets on the Kentucky Derby?

[00:21:41] We should have.

[00:21:43] So there was this horse. Mystic Dan.

[00:21:45] Called Mystic Dan.

[00:21:47] With 16 to 1 odds.

[00:21:49] You know what I heard?

[00:21:51] I mean it's just funny, but

[00:21:53] some people might do it.

[00:21:55] The horse that takes

[00:21:57] a shit like

[00:21:59] Right before the race?

[00:22:01] To win the race is going to

[00:22:03] start. Is it going to win?

[00:22:05] They're usually the lightest. I bet you Mystic Dan

[00:22:07] shit a ton.

[00:22:09] He's like I'm ready.

[00:22:11] I'm up against you.

[00:22:13] I'm going to lose.

[00:22:15] I just took a shit.

[00:22:17] I mean it was a photo

[00:22:19] finish. I think they all

[00:22:21] took a shit at the same time, but at the same

[00:22:23] time on that

[00:22:25] one. They just gave him a little bump of baby

[00:22:27] laxative or what? Who's really going to be

[00:22:29] looking at the... That's like steroids for horses?

[00:22:31] Who's going to be sitting

[00:22:33] there watching like oh

[00:22:35] that's good deuce deuce and a half

[00:22:37] that he's dropping. Give him a sniff of Elmer's

[00:22:39] Gloom. They weigh it? Oh no.

[00:22:41] They're like no this is the winner.

[00:22:43] 3 and a half kilograms. He cheated

[00:22:45] he had laxatives.

[00:22:47] That's at least 5

[00:22:49] curics right there. Mystic Dan is banned.

[00:22:53] At least 5

[00:22:55] curics right there like

[00:22:57] He had PELs, performance enhancing

[00:22:59] laxatives.

[00:23:01] This fool said Elmer's.

[00:23:03] Yeah I think I had a whole lot of Elmer's Gloom.

[00:23:05] Is that like his uncle or cousin?

[00:23:07] It might have been his bloodline.

[00:23:09] Speaking of winning because I know

[00:23:11] Vegas is kind of built on losers.

[00:23:13] Did y'all make some money

[00:23:15] or did y'all lose money? I'm up 87.

[00:23:17] Okay. Since?

[00:23:19] That too.

[00:23:21] But I also did win

[00:23:23] $87. So I was up until

[00:23:25] we hit the strip club. Then you know how that goes.

[00:23:27] Then the strip club thing happened.

[00:23:29] I'm pretty sure I paid a couple of tuition.

[00:23:31] I'm up about $1800. So I'm minus 13.

[00:23:37] Security came home with a nice knock.

[00:23:39] What were you winning on?

[00:23:41] Amanda, my wife

[00:23:43] whooped ass on

[00:23:45] fucking roulette.

[00:23:47] Get in there.

[00:23:49] Lucky numbers?

[00:23:51] Yeah and I was hitting the fucking

[00:23:53] slot machines.

[00:23:55] You were killing the slot machines especially

[00:23:57] on Fremont Street.

[00:23:59] I got $500 on Fremont Street.

[00:24:01] That's where I got my monies.

[00:24:03] And the best Long Island I.C.

[00:24:05] I've ever had thanks to Landon.

[00:24:07] Yeah so someone said 16 shots

[00:24:09] and you gotta ask for a strong island.

[00:24:11] Strong Island I.C.

[00:24:13] Actually at that place I think you have to ask

[00:24:15] for a weak island if you want to be able

[00:24:17] to enjoy the rest of the

[00:24:19] night. This isn't Taiwan.

[00:24:21] We're not asking for anything weak.

[00:24:23] Oh shit.

[00:24:25] Give me a weak end.

[00:24:27] He's still going.

[00:24:29] Security is holding no punches.

[00:24:31] No punches.

[00:24:33] So where are we at?

[00:24:35] Second night? Second day?

[00:24:37] Second day.

[00:24:39] First full week.

[00:24:41] Bomb ass burritos.

[00:24:43] The meat

[00:24:45] burrito.

[00:24:47] Go Karts.

[00:24:49] We did the burritos

[00:24:51] first. I was kind of looking at

[00:24:53] my burrito lost.

[00:24:55] Because this shit was huge.

[00:24:57] He got three meats.

[00:24:59] We had to tell him it's like hey you just gotta

[00:25:01] hold it right there.

[00:25:03] Cradle the balls and just like

[00:25:05] He said he couldn't get his whole mouth around

[00:25:07] it.

[00:25:09] He held it up to his forearm.

[00:25:11] He did.

[00:25:15] Lando was there. I was not trying to put

[00:25:17] nothing in my mouth.

[00:25:19] He asked for too much meat and he got it.

[00:25:21] He said bacon, sausage.

[00:25:23] I said bacon and ham.

[00:25:25] He ate it with a knife

[00:25:27] and fork after that.

[00:25:29] With his pinky up.

[00:25:31] Y'all go motherfuckers

[00:25:33] stop.

[00:25:35] Take it easy Kwasi.

[00:25:37] Only half of that

[00:25:39] was true.

[00:25:41] Do we snickers with a knife and fork?

[00:25:43] Listen here.

[00:25:45] Eminem's with a spoon.

[00:25:47] If it's around you fucks yes.

[00:25:49] It absolutely is.

[00:25:51] Fuck this shit up.

[00:25:53] Go karting.

[00:25:57] Can we talk about landing skills?

[00:25:59] He set almost a

[00:26:01] course record.

[00:26:03] We went to this awesome place called

[00:26:05] Race Space in Vegas.

[00:26:07] Speed Vegas.

[00:26:11] Are we bringing us to a racist place?

[00:26:13] Whatever this shit's called.

[00:26:15] You can drive like

[00:26:17] Maseratis, Lamborghinis

[00:26:19] all kinds of stuff.

[00:26:21] There's a Pesa car that's like a cop car that drifts

[00:26:23] around corners and what not.

[00:26:25] And we went to the go kart side.

[00:26:27] This man

[00:26:29] Dan literally set like almost a

[00:26:31] record within the record.

[00:26:33] He went really fast.

[00:26:35] I think it's because he got a better go kart than mine.

[00:26:37] He pooped.

[00:26:41] Damn son you on laxatives?

[00:26:45] He did that because he knew that it was all about

[00:26:47] family.

[00:26:49] He dropped to redos.

[00:26:51] He's gone.

[00:26:53] 43 seconds.

[00:26:55] 43 second lap and it was like a pretty big sized course.

[00:26:59] So there's other people that got around

[00:27:01] that time as well.

[00:27:03] Not really bro.

[00:27:05] He's humble bragging right now.

[00:27:07] Not when we win but at the all time

[00:27:09] stats.

[00:27:11] They weren't fast or furious.

[00:27:13] You were number 9 on

[00:27:15] the all time list.

[00:27:17] You might be right on that one.

[00:27:19] I came in fourth though so I was like 17

[00:27:21] all time.

[00:27:23] What does that mean?

[00:27:25] Formula 1 called me the other day.

[00:27:29] He said I don't know bro I've only been doing

[00:27:31] this for about a year.

[00:27:33] Let me call you back.

[00:27:35] I fucked up though.

[00:27:37] My kids.

[00:27:39] You should have got a recording on your head.

[00:27:41] That would have been worth it.

[00:27:43] No I did.

[00:27:45] I thanked Satan.

[00:27:47] Not that.

[00:27:49] Stupid.

[00:27:51] The GoPro camera.

[00:27:53] I only was able to record

[00:27:55] as much as I could.

[00:27:57] People wouldn't be able to handle all that.

[00:27:59] It's too much velocity.

[00:28:01] What else did we do that day?

[00:28:03] We went back home

[00:28:05] and then we prepared for

[00:28:07] the night of

[00:28:09] debauchery.

[00:28:11] It was all about free moans.

[00:28:13] Watching the Knicks.

[00:28:15] That's right.

[00:28:17] Watching Knicks win.

[00:28:19] Knicks dubs nigga.

[00:28:21] My attempt

[00:28:23] at being Alan on the

[00:28:25] strip.

[00:28:27] It was good.

[00:28:29] It was okay.

[00:28:31] We definitely dropped the ball on that one.

[00:28:33] I did my best.

[00:28:35] I got the white pay.

[00:28:37] We forgot the satchel.

[00:28:39] He did have his Alan speech though.

[00:28:41] I did have an Alan speech.

[00:28:43] That was great.

[00:28:45] This guy played kickball with me

[00:28:47] and he shared his weed.

[00:28:49] We're friends.

[00:28:51] I cried during that speech.

[00:28:53] I cried during the rewatch on that speech.

[00:28:55] I said

[00:28:57] I wanted a beer out loud

[00:28:59] when I thought I was thinking to myself.

[00:29:01] And Landon Lakes.

[00:29:03] Landon bought one for me.

[00:29:05] He said well then let's get you a beer.

[00:29:07] And then he had no idea

[00:29:09] how fucked he was from then on.

[00:29:11] Cause we're the

[00:29:13] seven best friends.

[00:29:15] And the funny thing is I

[00:29:17] don't remember the speech the next day.

[00:29:19] I'm the one who gave it

[00:29:21] and I still don't remember that shit.

[00:29:23] I still have watched it.

[00:29:25] I'm like I really said that shit.

[00:29:27] You know what's deep?

[00:29:29] Lando even was

[00:29:31] mad that someone interrupted you

[00:29:33] during that speech.

[00:29:35] He stood up for you mid speech.

[00:29:37] That's rude.

[00:29:39] I was yelling at those hoes.

[00:29:41] No shit.

[00:29:43] He stood up for you.

[00:29:45] That's crazy that he doesn't remember it.

[00:29:47] That should let you know how zuded we really were.

[00:29:49] I heard it in the video.

[00:29:51] I remember yelling.

[00:29:53] That part I remember.

[00:29:55] I tried but

[00:29:57] let's get back to

[00:29:59] Fremont cause

[00:30:01] one of my favorite

[00:30:03] moments of this trip was

[00:30:05] Fremont.

[00:30:07] Just chilling with Landon.

[00:30:09] I got a free Meze story.

[00:30:11] And we got a Karen story.

[00:30:13] So like

[00:30:15] I'll tell this

[00:30:17] so we're just

[00:30:19] hanging out outside of a

[00:30:21] little I think

[00:30:23] No you guys they go

[00:30:25] to White Castle.

[00:30:27] They go into White Castle.

[00:30:29] We're hanging out

[00:30:31] We see

[00:30:33] this

[00:30:35] super

[00:30:37] super white chick

[00:30:39] walking in front of us.

[00:30:41] And Landon

[00:30:43] is like

[00:30:45] What do you want to bet her name's

[00:30:47] Karen?

[00:30:49] So all of a sudden he's like

[00:30:51] as loud as you can

[00:30:53] and if y'all have ever been on

[00:30:55] Fremont you know you have

[00:30:57] to be loud as shit.

[00:30:59] And he's like

[00:31:01] Karen!

[00:31:03] She just turns her head

[00:31:05] looks

[00:31:07] so we know like that's

[00:31:09] her name. I started laughing so hard.

[00:31:11] We laughed our ass off.

[00:31:13] So then we decide

[00:31:15] to go

[00:31:17] a little bit further down the opposite way

[00:31:19] of the strip to get some

[00:31:21] It was later on. Yeah to get some

[00:31:23] like you know properly made

[00:31:25] drinks

[00:31:27] and then we're walking back

[00:31:29] and as

[00:31:31] we're

[00:31:33] I guess as we're crossing

[00:31:35] a street

[00:31:37] Karen is walking

[00:31:39] right next to me.

[00:31:41] Path crossing.

[00:31:43] And I see her and I'm like

[00:31:45] What's up Karen?

[00:31:47] And she turns her head again.

[00:31:49] I'm like

[00:31:51] Oh yeah. That's her name.

[00:31:53] And he said it so nonchalantly.

[00:31:55] I wasn't even expecting it. I saw her at the

[00:31:57] last second and this guy was

[00:31:59] like Hey Karen!

[00:32:03] I was like you did not just

[00:32:05] do that. That's her. That is the funniest

[00:32:07] thing I've ever heard.

[00:32:09] Yeah that was that was quite the

[00:32:11] experience I'm not

[00:32:13] gonna lie.

[00:32:25] Music

[00:32:56] Sammy got humped by a gorilla.

[00:32:58] On freema a giant gorilla.

[00:33:00] I have now seen

[00:33:02] the full video of that

[00:33:04] and

[00:33:06] she got assaulted by

[00:33:08] that gorilla. I'm sorry.

[00:33:10] She got assaulted by that gorilla.

[00:33:12] I'm sorry.

[00:33:14] Well we know that

[00:33:16] women are

[00:33:18] safer or feel safer around

[00:33:20] bears. With bears.

[00:33:22] How do y'all feel about that?

[00:33:24] Is it the next step a gorilla?

[00:33:28] So again

[00:33:30] that was not a gorilla.

[00:33:32] That was a motherfucking yeti.

[00:33:36] It was a little silver.

[00:33:38] She brought my bigfoot costume.

[00:33:40] Like an aged gorilla.

[00:33:42] No that was a yeti and

[00:33:44] I do feel sorry for her

[00:33:46] because she kind of felt like

[00:33:48] it was a

[00:33:50] like when we all went to

[00:33:52] Casa Benita

[00:33:54] Oh yeah. And she was like

[00:33:58] Bitch. I've never seen a

[00:34:00] you know

[00:34:02] white guy.

[00:34:04] Skinny white guy get me wet like that.

[00:34:06] Oh the diver?

[00:34:08] It was one of those.

[00:34:12] That's not bad. That's actually not bad.

[00:34:14] In motherfucking context

[00:34:16] we're gonna slap the shit out of both of us.

[00:34:26] I hear what he's saying.

[00:34:28] That's what she was talking about.

[00:34:30] At Casa Benita.

[00:34:32] She meant literally

[00:34:34] the water from the pool.

[00:34:38] Literally.

[00:34:40] But yes.

[00:34:44] That was

[00:34:46] half of the second night was

[00:34:48] was Fremont Street.

[00:34:50] Was that that night?

[00:34:52] And then we may or may not have

[00:34:54] ended up at an institution

[00:34:56] in which women decided

[00:34:58] to take off their clothes.

[00:35:00] Nah fuck that. We went to a strip club

[00:35:02] and niggas paid tuition.

[00:35:04] Candies was fire. Yeah we did throw some bread around there.

[00:35:08] Somebody told them it was my birthday

[00:35:10] and they would leave me alone

[00:35:12] and I had to pay for that.

[00:35:16] It's your birthday give me money.

[00:35:18] I mean you had to pay for it.

[00:35:20] Ten dollars. Afterwards.

[00:35:22] I had to pay for it during cause they were like

[00:35:24] you had to pay that.

[00:35:28] This may or may not have

[00:35:30] been the time I was like

[00:35:32] slap slap slap.

[00:35:34] Butthole gazing.

[00:35:36] Yeah there we go.

[00:35:40] We reached the point where

[00:35:42] my man over here was

[00:35:44] in complete

[00:35:46] complete heaven butthole gazing.

[00:35:48] My man looked like a child

[00:35:50] at a toy store.

[00:35:52] Stair shaking his head

[00:36:12] With a cigarette in his fucking hand

[00:36:14] He said I said over

[00:36:18] I thought this man had bodies in his freezer and I luckily we know he doesn't have them

[00:36:24] But damn right he's not fully convinced. I would not have bodies in my freezer. They how many wrinkles run her butthole

[00:36:32] 16 you can tell by her age

[00:36:40] The whole reason why

[00:36:43] You know

[00:36:46] 22 and a half she's there is seven wrinkles on her butthole. I'm just guessing I'm like well, that's pedophilia

[00:36:52] We can't say that you can't say that your cross dog ears at least it's like dog ears

[00:36:58] Wrinkles are like dog

[00:37:02] Seven times two yeah, yeah, she's 14. That's even worse

[00:37:06] She's 49. Where's your math?

[00:37:08] It's gotta be three at least maybe even four

[00:37:11] Come on now four. She's probably right around three and a half, you know

[00:37:16] years per

[00:37:26] I don't know those those looks kind of ran through a little bit. So I never once looked at their face

[00:37:35] Faces

[00:37:38] Hey look the two that wifey's confiscated

[00:37:52] It's a bearskin it's got some hard spots on it if wifey says can we take them home? Yeah, you take them to fuck

[00:38:00] And they still they were probably $15 a shot

[00:38:05] Yeah, I fucking

[00:38:12] The difference between strippers and puppies is you don't keep them you keep puppies you don't keep the strippers you keep puppies you release

[00:38:21] Again, you know, it's like free willy. Oh wow you could you free willy the night before

[00:38:31] Free willy free willy

[00:38:34] But if you do that, I think you get kicked out more often than not obviously I

[00:38:39] Yours is too small

[00:38:45] It's an egg corn in a cornfield we were there

[00:38:48] Long I was in the VIP with Sammy

[00:38:52] Just swing it we were there for like an hour and a half. Oh, yeah, you were like

[00:38:57] I mean you were to the point where?

[00:38:59] somebody offered me

[00:39:02] little

[00:39:04] Fun fun and I was like well

[00:39:06] Ten dollar I was like, let's see what this dude has to say cuz he said everything's on him

[00:39:11] And then I'm like fuck is Mike. Oh, yeah, he's uh, none of the strippers talked to me

[00:39:22] No, you had the air of I fucking hate this shit let's get the fuck out of here

[00:39:28] I had shit to do the next day. Yeah, that's that's more important than looking at some worn-out titties

[00:39:37] We're on vacation we're not here for a business trip so titties was on the fucking list you

[00:39:43] Now when they look like two saggy bags of milk

[00:39:46] Hey

[00:39:57] Two bags of milk

[00:40:05] Three-quarters of the day the next day in a tattoo chair, so that's my I would go back and have a blast

[00:40:10] I had fun as long as I'm not getting tattooed the next day. I had fun

[00:40:15] Y'all had fun. Yeah, I did like watching me you made my night with that entire that move just

[00:40:23] Setup of no, that's you know he's panting

[00:40:28] No, that was the sound that night

[00:40:31] Come on

[00:40:34] We can get into the next night

[00:40:38] Passing out like a vampire I guess yeah, you did sleep like a vampire that was funny

[00:40:44] Yeah, that was really creepy

[00:40:47] Greetings I am the count yeah the the the ambient sound at night was definitely a round of applause

[00:40:55] Who's the echo of a round of applause and then the next morning?

[00:41:00] We all wake up. I broke a toilet seat

[00:41:03] No

[00:41:04] Handle I broke a toilet seat first and then I ripped a door handle off

[00:41:12] It was a poor door

[00:41:15] May not have roofied themselves no we're not talking about no no

[00:41:21] Fine gentlemen no no I sat down to use the restroom

[00:41:26] The that morning and I'm three quarters drunk, and I'm like why am I sliding all over the place thinking of myself?

[00:41:33] And then horizontal butt cheeks

[00:41:38] Would you rather have the

[00:41:42] The guppy fish burps

[00:41:44] Oh what the fuck

[00:41:46] Holy shit

[00:41:48] You gotta answer that question

[00:41:50] The burp

[00:41:52] The burp

[00:41:54] The listeners that haven't been in this conversation yet

[00:41:56] It was horizontal butt cheeks

[00:41:58] Which one would you rather have?

[00:42:00] The lips

[00:42:02] It's gotta be it's gotta be horizontal butt cheeks you have to change the way you sit on a toilet

[00:42:06] It's really about it

[00:42:08] Just sideways

[00:42:10] You get a new perspective on life

[00:42:12] Yeah, you'd definitely be shit different

[00:42:14] You can really go through shit in a different perspective

[00:42:16] You know what? I'm sold

[00:42:18] It's horizontal butt cheeks

[00:42:22] It's a business perspective

[00:42:24] Your feet are gonna have to be in the tub when you take a shit

[00:42:26] That's right

[00:42:28] You could soak them in Epsom salt

[00:42:30] You can do an Epsom salt bath while you're taking you know

[00:42:32] That's a twofer

[00:42:34] Self care in two different ways

[00:42:36] I'm not even gonna lie that might sound a little bit nice right now

[00:42:38] My foot hurts

[00:42:40] I mean I'm just saying this guy has thought about this a little too much maybe

[00:42:46] We've warned you about thinking though

[00:42:48] No you haven't

[00:42:50] I don't think ever

[00:42:52] That's the problem

[00:42:54] You know what I've noticed?

[00:42:56] My foot hasn't hurt until we got back

[00:43:00] I told ya

[00:43:02] It's the altitude

[00:43:04] My body's been aching

[00:43:06] This whole time

[00:43:08] The reason why my foot hurts is because my kids try to kill me

[00:43:12] Your kids tried to kill you

[00:43:14] Yeah they put fucking toys on the fucking

[00:43:16] On the god damn stairs

[00:43:20] Light up sucker

[00:43:22] Is he home alone to me?

[00:43:24] Are these micro machines?

[00:43:26] And I'm walking down the stairs and I fucking trip on one of the toys on the fucking stairs

[00:43:30] This is the night before we leave for Vegas

[00:43:32] The night before

[00:43:34] I'm sliding down like two steps

[00:43:36] And I jump over the last step because there's a big ass fucking truck at the bottom

[00:43:42] And I fucking land on my foot like all my weight on my foot

[00:43:48] Scoobas Steve?

[00:43:50] Damn you Scoobas Steve

[00:43:52] Fucking hurt like fucking shit bro

[00:43:56] Went to Vegas did not hurt at all

[00:43:58] Now we came back

[00:44:00] I feel things

[00:44:02] You were also under the influence of Vegas

[00:44:04] No no no

[00:44:06] Not a damn thing

[00:44:08] In Vegas we were very responsible

[00:44:12] We walked 26 miles in Vegas

[00:44:14] You guys applied for some jobs?

[00:44:16] Some business meetings?

[00:44:18] I know I fucking paid a couple fucking tuitions

[00:44:20] Especially that night

[00:44:22] We went to strip club

[00:44:24] We all learned about 37

[00:44:26] They not like us

[00:44:30] I am still sorry I ripped off that door handle

[00:44:32] Hopefully that doesn't affect your Airbnb rating

[00:44:34] Two miles a dick

[00:44:36] 27

[00:44:38] I ripped that motherfucker right off

[00:44:40] I am sorry

[00:44:42] It happens

[00:44:44] One the hilarious thing is

[00:44:46] When you brought it up to me

[00:44:48] You were like oh this just kinda happened

[00:44:50] I didn't do this

[00:44:52] But no

[00:44:54] The Airbnb guy has not responded in any way

[00:45:00] Oh yeah you fucked this place up

[00:45:02] Did he find the bodies you left in his freezer?

[00:45:04] Not yet

[00:45:06] If he is a listener he might find out

[00:45:08] Once again I have to reiterate this every fucking time

[00:45:12] I would not leave bodies anywhere

[00:45:14] The fucking amount of money you can make

[00:45:16] He said I eat them

[00:45:18] No the amount of money I can make off a torso

[00:45:20] Off a fucking right ankle

[00:45:22] You would be looking like Jeffrey Dunn

[00:45:24] A right ankle

[00:45:26] Seriously

[00:45:28] He is selling a right ankle

[00:45:30] Hello Clevver

[00:45:32] If your pops, clicks or makes any sort of noise

[00:45:34] Has any sort of soreness

[00:45:36] Call up my boy he will get you screwed over

[00:45:38] He has a foot ahead of the competition

[00:45:40] No seriously like

[00:45:46] Another one

[00:45:48] Alright

[00:45:50] We are going to pause on this one

[00:45:52] Anybody go quiet

[00:45:54] Holy shit

[00:45:56] Did he say anything else?

[00:45:58] I can say a lot of shit

[00:46:00] But I may or may not have an NDA

[00:46:02] That I have to worry about

[00:46:04] Did Diddy get to you first?

[00:46:06] We had another

[00:46:08] We had another homie that met us out there

[00:46:10] And this motherfucker trying to defend Diddy

[00:46:12] That night

[00:46:14] Stop it

[00:46:16] Never in my life

[00:46:18] This motherfucking Diddy

[00:46:20] Y'all motherfuckers

[00:46:22] Y'all just

[00:46:24] I don't remember that

[00:46:26] I remember that

[00:46:28] He was all about defending Diddy

[00:46:30] I was probably drunk

[00:46:32] He picked a good time to do it

[00:46:34] Oh yeah we were

[00:46:36] Ain't no motherfucking way

[00:46:38] Ain't no motherfucking way

[00:46:40] Ain't no motherfucking way

[00:46:42] Oh yeah you were defending Diddy

[00:46:44] Don't come after my guy

[00:46:46] You're doing it all wrong

[00:46:48] Remember security is on this side of the table

[00:46:50] Not that side

[00:46:52] Oh I'll get you

[00:46:56] There was a lot of that too

[00:46:58] What are you gonna do? Roof-a-lin me?

[00:47:00] Yeah

[00:47:02] Roof-a-lin

[00:47:04] I'm just gonna run around in circles until you pass out

[00:47:06] I don't do that

[00:47:08] That's the character in Hook right?

[00:47:10] That's the character in Hook

[00:47:12] Roof-a-lin

[00:47:14] Is it a roof-a-lin?

[00:47:16] Roof-a-lin

[00:47:18] It's Roof-a-lin

[00:47:20] Roof-a-lin

[00:47:22] Hey

[00:47:24] Yo, nice to meet you

[00:47:26] I got them all drunk the next morning

[00:47:28] This is not to actually be a part of any of the cast

[00:47:34] anything that we're recording

[00:47:36] Mike you really did do a like

[00:47:40] Don't fuck with my guy Diddy

[00:47:42] What?

[00:47:44] When did he say that?

[00:47:46] Ain't no fucking way

[00:47:48] Ain't no fucking way

[00:47:50] I hope they can remember this

[00:47:52] No

[00:47:54] Ain't no motherfucking way

[00:47:56] You really did

[00:47:58] Ain't no fucking way

[00:48:00] No

[00:48:02] Fuck you, ain't no fucking way

[00:48:04] Ain't no fucking way

[00:48:06] It was the strip club night

[00:48:08] while we were all more fucked up than

[00:48:12] we really should have been

[00:48:14] Yes

[00:48:16] You did, you were like

[00:48:18] Don't be talking shit about Diddy

[00:48:20] This motherfucker

[00:48:22] Ain't no fucking way

[00:48:24] No way

[00:48:26] Ain't no fucking way

[00:48:31] Well moving on to the next morning

[00:48:33] That was a pretty inventful one

[00:48:35] Yeah?

[00:48:37] That was when Dover and

[00:48:39] No

[00:48:41] I'm going on to the next

[00:48:43] This is chronological

[00:48:45] The fact that they all woke up while I was gone

[00:48:47] and I didn't get to warn them

[00:48:49] that there was a half a liter of rum

[00:48:51] Oh, was he roofied us?

[00:48:53] In the pineapple juice

[00:48:55] so it was in the fridge

[00:48:57] And these guys pull it out and kill it

[00:48:59] and I'm watching them do it

[00:49:01] and I watched him do what he did

[00:49:07] It's so sweet

[00:49:09] you can't even tell that there's alcohol in it

[00:49:11] No

[00:49:13] I've seen you off plum juice

[00:49:15] Imagine a liter and a half of rum

[00:49:17] Well I just remember

[00:49:19] I just remember the night before

[00:49:23] where we had a normal

[00:49:25] drink with

[00:49:27] just Malibu

[00:49:29] in the pineapple

[00:49:31] But they were separate

[00:49:33] But then the ghost over here was like

[00:49:35] Oh, I'm going to pour a bunch of fucking

[00:49:37] tequila in that

[00:49:39] It's a stimulant

[00:49:41] Took a little sip off that

[00:49:43] I'm like, oh, that's disgusting

[00:49:45] Let me add some pineapple juice to it

[00:49:47] It's wonderful now

[00:49:49] The fact that he

[00:49:51] that security

[00:49:53] decided

[00:49:55] Oh, I'm going to pour

[00:49:57] half a fucking bottle

[00:49:59] and not tell anybody

[00:50:03] I was going to drink it the next morning

[00:50:05] Well there you go

[00:50:08] That's your fault

[00:50:10] You should know that

[00:50:12] anything that gets left over

[00:50:14] we're going to be sipping off that shit

[00:50:16] Of course

[00:50:18] This is my go to

[00:50:20] vacation drink

[00:50:22] You can't taste any alcohol

[00:50:24] and you stay hydrated?

[00:50:26] That's the question

[00:50:28] I think the only time

[00:50:30] I could actually taste alcohol

[00:50:32] was maybe the first night

[00:50:34] when, like it was before we

[00:50:36] went out for

[00:50:38] the fancy dinner

[00:50:40] I will give it to Vegas

[00:50:42] They make some phenomenal drinks that you cannot taste

[00:50:44] any alcohol in

[00:50:46] They know what they're doing

[00:50:48] Before we went out for the fancy dinner

[00:50:50] I was like, alright

[00:50:52] Let's do a shot of rum, let's do a shot of tequila

[00:50:54] Let's do a shot of bourbon that we had

[00:50:56] Damn, you're a rookie

[00:50:58] You were just mixing shit like that

[00:51:00] I was trying to get drunk in Vegas

[00:51:02] Have you ever tried that?

[00:51:04] It's hard to do

[00:51:06] I drank a 70 liter

[00:51:08] drink with a liter of rum

[00:51:10] in it and I still wasn't drunk

[00:51:12] I was more high than drunk

[00:51:14] When people come to Colorado they get shit faced

[00:51:16] Turn into vegetables

[00:51:18] I've had to carry

[00:51:20] some of the homies from out of state before

[00:51:22] I was like, what are these done for?

[00:51:24] They weren't my first beer

[00:51:27] That was more of a pet peeve

[00:51:29] the whole fucking time

[00:51:31] It was like, hurry the fuck up and get me drunk already

[00:51:33] God damn it

[00:51:35] All that was was pure liquor

[00:51:37] is the only thing we could drink that would even

[00:51:39] start to get close

[00:51:41] Maybe you guys are alcoholics

[00:51:43] Maybe you guys are

[00:51:45] We're connoisseurs of

[00:51:47] adult beverages

[00:51:49] We're professionals

[00:51:51] We're professionals

[00:51:53] We do this

[00:51:55] Can we go back to

[00:51:57] I'll let you guys finish if there's more

[00:51:59] Oh yeah, there's a lot more

[00:52:01] It was a mess

[00:52:03] What do you want to ask?

[00:52:05] We were kind of bringing up the diddy thing

[00:52:07] I know how you felt about

[00:52:09] I'm not talking about that

[00:52:11] I felt J. Cole

[00:52:13] not responding

[00:52:15] Did you hear about what happened to Drake's

[00:52:17] like

[00:52:19] his house and his bodyguard

[00:52:21] security and shit

[00:52:23] So it is getting real

[00:52:25] I honestly don't know

[00:52:27] if that has anything to do with

[00:52:29] that beef

[00:52:31] Just because

[00:52:33] Or the fact that their label is trying to make them

[00:52:35] apologize to each other

[00:52:37] When you are at the level of Drake

[00:52:39] and you are

[00:52:41] You're like

[00:52:43] Hey, I'm going to be out of town

[00:52:45] for X amount of days

[00:52:47] I'm not at my place

[00:52:49] Of course your fucking place is going to get hit

[00:52:51] But he was there

[00:52:53] So you think that had nothing to do with it

[00:52:55] He was there?

[00:52:57] From what I read, he was there

[00:52:59] I did not know about that

[00:53:01] And there was some more shit

[00:53:03] I will say that I've been trying to

[00:53:05] keep up on this shit

[00:53:07] When Meet the Grams came out

[00:53:11] Security shared that with all of us

[00:53:15] And I listened to that

[00:53:17] I have no fucking clue what the hell is going on right now

[00:53:21] Look at it this way

[00:53:23] You're going to have extremists with everything

[00:53:25] Not everything is just going to go

[00:53:27] like nobody

[00:53:29] Followers are going to do their own shit

[00:53:31] People are people

[00:53:33] at the end of the day

[00:53:35] Motherfuckers are going to do what they want to do

[00:53:37] You tell them to or not

[00:53:39] You know what I mean?

[00:53:41] Of course you're going to have the

[00:53:43] off moment where

[00:53:45] these extreme fans on both sides

[00:53:47] are going to fucking act out

[00:53:49] and lash out

[00:53:51] and do things that they think

[00:53:53] the fucking artist wants people to do

[00:53:55] because they're putting out these diss records

[00:53:57] So that brings me to my next point though

[00:53:59] Because I know how you feel about Jermaine

[00:54:03] Ruben?

[00:54:05] Are you backing out if shit is getting that personal

[00:54:07] and people are getting hurt or not?

[00:54:09] No because

[00:54:11] nobody was about to ride for that nigga like that

[00:54:13] Nobody was about to go vandalize

[00:54:15] anything in Jermaine's name

[00:54:17] Nah, I don't think so

[00:54:19] What?

[00:54:21] Bro this nigga rides around

[00:54:23] on a bike with no security

[00:54:25] You said extremist fans though

[00:54:27] I'm sure he has

[00:54:29] What extremist fans does a Buddhist monk have?

[00:54:31] You don't think he has extremist fans?

[00:54:33] No, no

[00:54:35] No hardcore Jermaine fans?

[00:54:37] No

[00:54:39] No

[00:54:42] I don't think so

[00:54:44] It was dope to see

[00:54:46] people going back and forth but also

[00:54:48] unpopular opinion

[00:54:50] I just don't really give a fuck about

[00:54:52] Rap Deef either way

[00:54:56] I mean it was dope that they went in on each other

[00:54:58] and tracks were getting made

[00:55:00] but I don't really give a fuck about

[00:55:02] Well now you hear that

[00:55:04] The Warner

[00:55:06] music group is trying to make Kendrick

[00:55:08] apologize because the pedophilia shit

[00:55:10] is getting out of control

[00:55:12] and it's costing Nike

[00:55:14] and WMG all this money

[00:55:16] They want to make him

[00:55:18] apologize

[00:55:20] but he allegedly didn't mess around with

[00:55:22] Millie Bobby Brown

[00:55:25] and nothing was ever said about that

[00:55:27] I'm sure a lot of shit gets swept under

[00:55:29] the rug, the bare rug

[00:55:31] As long as there's no crusties on top

[00:55:33] Well I mean

[00:55:35] this might be a distraction as well

[00:55:37] But we did say

[00:55:39] when does it get too personal

[00:55:41] I remember that was in a recent episode

[00:55:43] Never

[00:55:45] When you do say too much to where someone's like

[00:55:47] alright, I'm shooting up your house

[00:55:49] It's always the distraction

[00:55:51] There's that too

[00:55:53] They are entertainers

[00:55:55] They are entertainers first and foremost

[00:55:57] And that's what you gotta remember

[00:55:59] I just thought it was wild

[00:56:01] I just thought it was wild that it got that deep

[00:56:05] And all the other rap beefs

[00:56:07] in history was there

[00:56:09] you know

[00:56:11] like homies and close friends

[00:56:13] and security getting fucking

[00:56:15] jumped and shot and shit

[00:56:17] I know

[00:56:19] rappers have died obviously

[00:56:21] but nothing really happened

[00:56:23] Charlamagne the guy got his ass chased

[00:56:25] because he was talking shit about somebody

[00:56:27] Sometimes it gets too personal

[00:56:29] I mean it's

[00:56:31] Look, you can't control people

[00:56:33] This shit is meant for entertainment

[00:56:35] People forget

[00:56:37] that this shit is meant for entertainment

[00:56:39] It's not real life

[00:56:41] Mothafuckas with a skewed ass reality

[00:56:43] take it personal

[00:56:45] and take it

[00:56:47] to some real life shit

[00:56:49] It's fucking

[00:56:51] It's entertainment

[00:56:53] It's music

[00:56:55] Speaking on pedophilia shit is pretty wild though

[00:56:57] That shit is deep

[00:56:59] That is deep

[00:57:01] There's receipts though

[00:57:03] Look, I don't know

[00:57:05] That shit is deep

[00:57:07] I don't know

[00:57:09] I just know that shit is serious

[00:57:13] I mean it's like

[00:57:17] What can you do?

[00:57:19] What can you do?

[00:57:21] Bow out I guess

[00:57:23] Not be involved

[00:57:25] Ruben call

[00:57:27] You know

[00:57:31] I was just curious

[00:57:35] Ahhh

[00:57:37] I like it because it's

[00:57:39] sparking us doing conversations

[00:57:41] like this

[00:57:43] We're talking about rap and not about

[00:57:45] who's booty hole is brown

[00:57:47] Well Beyonce made a song about killing

[00:57:49] a bitch

[00:57:51] And it didn't hit

[00:57:53] It didn't hit at all

[00:57:55] Then Jay-Z made

[00:57:57] a response called Lemonade

[00:57:59] And that shit hit harder than her shit

[00:58:01] And then she said this ain't Texas

[00:58:03] She said this ain't Texas

[00:58:05] Remember when that happened?

[00:58:07] How many people are going bar for bar with hoes?

[00:58:09] Me

[00:58:11] You

[00:58:13] Landon

[00:58:15] Kendrick

[00:58:17] Black dog