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[00:00:06] Hello and welcome to movie phone

[00:00:09] Movie phone? Oh man, you're old

[00:00:14] You are so old, that's crazy

[00:00:16] That was a flashback right there

[00:00:19] Damn, that was like AMC theater days

[00:00:22] Don't you dare

[00:00:24] What you doing on Friday nights?

[00:00:27] Taking about four ibuprofen

[00:00:31] No, back in the day

[00:00:35] He said my back hurts

[00:00:37] That's the set I needed back in the anime

[00:00:39] That movie phone, man

[00:00:43] What time does chow fun start?

[00:00:46] I don't know

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[00:00:50] Press 4 now

[00:00:53] Sound like Troy McClure

[00:00:55] Hi, I'm Troy McClure

[00:00:56] With the rotary phone?

[00:00:58] Oh, we have one of those

[00:01:04] You might remember me from such films as

[00:01:07] Alice's Adventures to the Windshield Glass

[00:01:11] Wow

[00:01:13] Wow

[00:01:14] Be sure to wear your seatbelt

[00:01:19] The fucking crash dummy commercials?

[00:01:23] You don't want to be a dubby

[00:01:28] Marlin did it

[00:01:30] Oh my god

[00:01:34] Shit, son

[00:01:36] That happened

[00:01:38] I'm just going to go ahead and address the elephant in the room

[00:01:40] There's an elephant in the room?

[00:01:42] Where'd you get an elephant?

[00:01:44] The diddler did it, bro

[00:01:46] They're really about to catch this

[00:01:48] Hey, look, diddy

[00:01:50] Listen

[00:01:52] We ain't poppin' jokes

[00:01:54] We ain't talking shit

[00:01:56] We just gonna move the fuck on

[00:01:58] So you know it is illegal to talk to dolphins

[00:02:01] In the wild

[00:02:03] What would be fucked then?

[00:02:05] Hey, that dolphin was in captivity, it's alright

[00:02:07] Do you know why it's because dolphins know something

[00:02:09] Yes

[00:02:10] Dolphins know something and they don't want us to know what they know

[00:02:13] Atlantis

[00:02:15] Show us where Atlantis is

[00:02:17] Their cerebral cortex is 40% larger than ours

[00:02:21] Humans are pretty dumb, so

[00:02:23] Holy shit

[00:02:24] Dolphins are smarter shit

[00:02:25] They play with puffer fish

[00:02:27] To get a high

[00:02:29] That's crazy

[00:02:31] The toxins it releases

[00:02:33] Dolphins have been

[00:02:35] Some scientists witnessed them

[00:02:37] Actually passing the

[00:02:39] Puffer fish back and forth

[00:02:41] To their dolphin friends, bro

[00:02:43] Past the

[00:02:45] Bloodfish by the left hand

[00:02:47] Side

[00:02:49] Past the bloodfish on the left hand

[00:02:51] Or should it be starbert?

[00:02:55] That is

[00:02:57] Yeah, it could be

[00:02:59] You know they also

[00:03:01] I know we're getting fucking that geo in that ass

[00:03:04] They have also been known to fucking deliver babies

[00:03:08] Human babies

[00:03:10] Human babies, like

[00:03:12] If they're in the vicinity

[00:03:14] They will come through and aid in the birth

[00:03:17] Smack that baby right out of there

[00:03:19] But you know what I know

[00:03:20] They're wild

[00:03:21] They probably don't want you messing around with wild dolphins

[00:03:23] Because they grape

[00:03:25] That's why

[00:03:26] Right in the blow hole

[00:03:27] They don't want a half human half dolphin

[00:03:29] Walking around

[00:03:31] What is it?

[00:03:33] Bladinal

[00:03:35] Put it in my porpoise

[00:03:38] Put it in my blow hole

[00:03:40] Put it in deeper

[00:03:42] I gotta try to blow it out

[00:03:44] Oh my gosh

[00:03:46] That fish can blow

[00:03:48] Wow

[00:03:49] It's not a fish

[00:03:51] It's a mammal

[00:03:52] It's a porpoise

[00:04:11] It's a porpoise

[00:04:13] It's a porpoise

[00:04:55] A clawfish

[00:04:56] A clawfish or an orifice

[00:04:58] Bluefish

[00:05:03] Orange fish

[00:05:04] Redfish bluefish, one fish, two fish

[00:05:07] It's a fishy fish

[00:05:09] Yeah

[00:05:12] We're not going back there

[00:05:14] They don't like it

[00:05:15] Yeah we might

[00:05:17] We might could

[00:05:19] Could?

[00:05:22] What's up?

[00:05:23] Could

[00:05:25] My homie could

[00:05:28] But um

[00:05:29] He could do it but

[00:05:31] On a real or no

[00:05:33] Other than dolphins and shit

[00:05:35] We're not allowed to talk to them

[00:05:37] I wonder what they would say

[00:05:39] A sprinter should be arrested

[00:05:41] Yo bro

[00:05:42] Okay okay

[00:05:43] And they say

[00:05:44] Okay okay

[00:05:45] I gotta get out of here

[00:05:49] So excluding like

[00:05:51] So excluding like you know those

[00:05:56] Acrobatic fucking dolphins

[00:05:58] The ones that see world or shit like that

[00:06:00] The ones that are already in captivity

[00:06:02] You can talk to them all day

[00:06:04] Cause they'd already done them now

[00:06:06] Wouldn't it be Aquabatic?

[00:06:09] Aquatics

[00:06:12] I would love to see a water bat

[00:06:16] Ever seen a water bat?

[00:06:18] The North American mountain gorilla

[00:06:20] That would be scary

[00:06:21] A water bat

[00:06:22] What the fuck does a water bat even look like

[00:06:24] Can it swim?

[00:06:25] Is that like a fin?

[00:06:26] It flies

[00:06:27] You see you know it's like a magic carpet

[00:06:29] Just flop

[00:06:40] Let's not talk about this

[00:06:41] This shit is dark yeah

[00:06:42] I'm not gonna

[00:06:43] And the Nickelodeon shit

[00:06:45] Yeah a lot of dark shit happen

[00:06:46] I don't know if we want to go there

[00:06:48] I really hope that this

[00:06:50] Stigga

[00:06:51] Me didn't get fucking his back

[00:06:53] Blowed out by this Stigga

[00:06:55] He just said we not gonna talk about this

[00:06:57] Like yo check this out

[00:06:59] Hey yo

[00:07:00] Fuck that we're just not gonna do that

[00:07:02] I ain't gonna tell nobody else

[00:07:04] I'm riding around and I'm getting it

[00:07:06] Nah fuck that cause he had to grind like this

[00:07:08] The shot like this

[00:07:10] Diddy do it?

[00:07:12] Diddy or diddy not

[00:07:14] Diddy

[00:07:15] Cause I mean

[00:07:17] What's her name out here

[00:07:19] Is a whole sex worker

[00:07:21] Cassie

[00:07:22] No

[00:07:23] Well yeah I mean she's former

[00:07:25] She's retired that's why she sued his ass

[00:07:27] You know according to the

[00:07:29] Parameters of her job she wasn't

[00:07:31] It's supposed to be to the death

[00:07:33] Parameters to the loose part

[00:07:35] You know but uh

[00:07:37] What's that bitch for the city girls

[00:07:38] Young Miami

[00:07:40] Yeah they got hurt yo bro

[00:07:42] They named this

[00:07:44] They named Shorty in the fucking

[00:07:46] Sex worker

[00:07:48] 50 cents old baby mama

[00:07:50] Like wow

[00:07:51] Sex worker

[00:07:52] Like diddy's a pimp

[00:07:53] Wow

[00:07:54] Yes like

[00:07:55] Make sense

[00:07:57] Bro

[00:07:58] Sex

[00:07:59] Like

[00:08:01] Epstein's little brother type shit

[00:08:03] You should come to my friend's island

[00:08:05] He said we're not gonna talk about this

[00:08:07] Take that take that

[00:08:08] Yeah look

[00:08:09] Bad boy baby

[00:08:10] It's me talking to dolphins and shit

[00:08:12] Talking about shit we're not supposed to

[00:08:14] He said listen to me you got dolphin teeth

[00:08:16] Diddy talked to dolphins

[00:08:17] I mean

[00:08:18] Maybe

[00:08:19] The niggas been getting the wave with shit for a year

[00:08:20] She's been doing that bro

[00:08:21] I'm talking about

[00:08:22] He's not like a dolphin best friend

[00:08:23] He's falling around

[00:08:24] Hey man

[00:08:25] Tell me what do you think is a zet

[00:08:26] We got a mood operation

[00:08:28] They got sonar and shit man

[00:08:30] They know what's going on

[00:08:32] They always on deck

[00:08:33] He got a whole fleet of them

[00:08:35] We with pounds

[00:08:37] They're tapping my phone

[00:08:38] They know the dolphins got coke

[00:08:40] It's just him and meek mill

[00:08:42] It's just him and meek mill

[00:08:44] Writing dolphins off into the sunset

[00:08:46] Wow

[00:08:47] Holding hands

[00:08:48] Oh man

[00:08:49] What a dolphin got drugs

[00:08:50] Well apparently it's

[00:08:52] Actually him and Cuba Gooding Jr

[00:08:55] Writing off into the sunset holding hands

[00:08:57] I never liked that guy

[00:08:58] Meek Millie is more of the fun toy

[00:09:00] They get passed around

[00:09:02] Wow

[00:09:03] Like the fist dildo

[00:09:05] With the forearm included

[00:09:08] That's me too

[00:09:10] Speaking to Cuba Gooding Jr

[00:09:11] You remember Omar Gooding

[00:09:13] When he was in the Nickelodeon verse

[00:09:16] No

[00:09:17] Yeah he was like in charge of one of the teams

[00:09:19] On the dare

[00:09:21] Okay yep

[00:09:22] Hold on

[00:09:23] He was a green team

[00:09:25] Let's go back even a little bit further

[00:09:28] This man was in a whole movie with gay people

[00:09:32] Boat trip

[00:09:35] Yeah

[00:09:36] One more reason I don't like him

[00:09:38] Not because of the

[00:09:40] He was in a whole

[00:09:42] I mean

[00:09:43] Disclayber

[00:09:44] He got nothing wrong with the elemental peace

[00:09:47] Whatever you guys would have called yourselves these days

[00:09:50] I got no problems with y'all

[00:09:52] No beef at all

[00:09:54] Between me and Cuba

[00:09:55] This is between me and the lies

[00:09:58] This is between you and me and all my life

[00:10:00] My childhood is crumbling

[00:10:03] Instead of Bart vs Australia it'll be Bart vs Cuba

[00:10:07] Jesus Christ

[00:10:08] Gooding Jr

[00:10:09] You're trying to take him to his plate

[00:10:13] You almost wish that some people went full retarded

[00:10:16] No

[00:10:17] You don't go full retarded

[00:10:18] Simple Jack

[00:10:22] That's disturbing

[00:10:24] You don't say like this shit is wild bro

[00:10:26] You don't remember

[00:10:27] This thing is said

[00:10:29] We used to play fight under covers

[00:10:32] Yeah

[00:10:33] More than just friends

[00:10:35] We was lovers

[00:10:36] Facts

[00:10:37] More than just friends

[00:10:38] We were like brothers

[00:10:40] What?

[00:10:41] At first we were friends then became lovers

[00:10:44] He was more than my girl we was like brothers

[00:10:46] All night we would play fight under covers

[00:10:49] And then there was an interview where he was like

[00:10:51] We used to wake up and he did do that

[00:10:53] Pause

[00:10:54] We used to you know link up and is like

[00:10:57] Fight over

[00:10:59] Cornflakes

[00:11:01] What do you mean by that

[00:11:03] Fight over

[00:11:04] Cornflakes like the bed was cornflakes

[00:11:06] You were fighting over the cornflakes

[00:11:08] They just got a couple white boys in there

[00:11:10] That's what it is

[00:11:11] No niggas

[00:11:13] To feed me cornflakes

[00:11:15] And then you got T.D.J.S out here

[00:11:18] Selling everything out

[00:11:20] Swallowed up

[00:11:22] Swallowed up

[00:11:24] Swallowed up

[00:11:26] Like the red flags are everywhere

[00:11:30] The red flags are now everywhere

[00:11:32] Gay breadcrumbs

[00:11:34] So you know

[00:11:36] The lingo is definitely evolved from no homo

[00:11:41] You know what I'm saying

[00:11:43] No ditty

[00:11:44] Pause

[00:11:45] What we not gonna talk about

[00:11:46] No ditty

[00:11:47] Hard to get any ditty

[00:11:49] We haven't talked about it

[00:11:51] Yeah, we have

[00:11:52] For the last five minutes

[00:11:53] No ditty

[00:11:54] Christ

[00:11:56] You don't say positive words

[00:11:57] Or dirty work

[00:11:58] Yeah

[00:12:00] That's that dirty money

[00:12:02] That we don't want that

[00:12:03] Ditty

[00:12:04] No ditty

[00:12:05] For a chimney Christmas

[00:12:08] Why do you gotta go gay?

[00:12:10] Why you gotta be

[00:12:11] Take that

[00:12:12] Shit elsewhere

[00:12:13] I'm sorry

[00:12:15] It's okay excuse me

[00:12:17] It's not why you gotta go gay

[00:12:19] Why do you gotta take it in the ass

[00:12:21] To get famous

[00:12:22] Why is that

[00:12:23] That's a humiliation

[00:12:24] Fuck that

[00:12:25] That's a big humiliation though

[00:12:27] That's like a man taking a man

[00:12:28] They gotta do that or some type of blackmail

[00:12:30] Or they gotta do some

[00:12:32] I'm already a blackmail

[00:12:33] Try again

[00:12:34] They gotta have something on you though

[00:12:36] I mean I'm already a blackmail

[00:12:37] So try again

[00:12:38] What next

[00:12:39] That's how you gotta move up the range

[00:12:40] Humiliation

[00:12:41] I've been black all my life

[00:12:42] Allegedly

[00:12:43] You can do the Oprah and eat a baby

[00:12:45] Jesus

[00:12:46] Harvest some organs

[00:12:47] No

[00:12:49] Look I don't want blade coming out from my black ass

[00:12:51] I've been saying

[00:12:52] Oprah was eating baby since 2009

[00:12:54] Oprah is an alien

[00:12:55] I'm convinced

[00:12:57] Men in black

[00:12:58] Ben said it

[00:12:59] He said Oprah is an alien

[00:13:00] Oprah is an alien

[00:13:01] Absolutely

[00:13:02] Ain't no way

[00:13:03] Ain't no way

[00:13:04] So what's up with all the

[00:13:05] The clones of them

[00:13:06] Cause not to go back to it

[00:13:07] But if you're talking about aliens

[00:13:10] The mug shot they had

[00:13:12] It was probably some

[00:13:13] Could have been just some

[00:13:14] Fake mail

[00:13:15] Yeah fake AI shit but

[00:13:18] I don't know

[00:13:19] The two pictures that Diddy looked

[00:13:21] Hella different

[00:13:22] That wasn't Diddy

[00:13:23] That was the nigga he dated

[00:13:24] I think they cloned Jamie Foxx

[00:13:25] Serious report to Diddy

[00:13:26] Some weird shit

[00:13:27] I think they cloned Jamie Foxx

[00:13:29] I don't know what they did

[00:13:30] But the pictures don't look right

[00:13:31] Oprah are you listening to me

[00:13:33] I think they cloned Jamie Foxx

[00:13:35] After he got sick

[00:13:36] I've heard that

[00:13:37] I think cause he had like a episode

[00:13:40] Where he was walking around

[00:13:42] In LA all crazy or something like that

[00:13:44] And then right after that

[00:13:45] He ended up in the hospital

[00:13:48] His clone went haywire

[00:13:49] So they made his ass go in the hospital

[00:13:52] So they could fix that shit

[00:13:53] They had to fix the clone

[00:13:54] All of a sudden I just

[00:13:55] Tickle walking around

[00:13:56] He's glitching

[00:13:57] I'm good

[00:13:58] He's glitching

[00:13:59] He didn't sound different

[00:14:00] I'm good

[00:14:01] Cause I mean look

[00:14:02] Other than Diddy

[00:14:03] The only person throwing parties

[00:14:05] Like that

[00:14:06] Or throwing mad parties is that nigga

[00:14:08] Jamie Foxx

[00:14:10] Yeah but Jamie's been famous for a minute

[00:14:12] Dude Jamie used to host these Diddy parties

[00:14:14] Didn't mean to go back to that

[00:14:19] But since we were talking about AI shit

[00:14:21] That's hilarious that people are

[00:14:23] Really accepting compliments

[00:14:25] And getting

[00:14:26] You know full of themselves

[00:14:28] On compliments of AI pictures

[00:14:30] Man

[00:14:31] That shit's funny to me

[00:14:32] Bro the Kardashians have been doing that

[00:14:35] Gassing up AI pictures

[00:14:36] Like what

[00:14:37] Right

[00:14:38] What are we doing

[00:14:39] The fluff on the booty ain't really there

[00:14:41] So the picture that's not actually you

[00:14:44] Is what you're famous for

[00:14:47] I can say just to go off of that

[00:14:49] That's about to fuck up the whole

[00:14:51] Onlyfans industry

[00:14:54] Cause now there's going to be

[00:14:55] AI booties making way more money

[00:14:57] Than real booties

[00:14:58] Yeah

[00:14:59] Like if I can go look at the perfect

[00:15:01] Fake looking real girl

[00:15:03] Or real looking fake girl

[00:15:04] Why waste my money on this bitch

[00:15:06] Why waste the money on the BBL

[00:15:08] I mean why waste my money on Onlyfans anyway

[00:15:11] But I'm just saying

[00:15:12] They're about to

[00:15:13] They got competition now

[00:15:15] I'm gonna catch that whole Onlyfans stream

[00:15:18] On motherfucking

[00:15:19] Port hub

[00:15:20] Later

[00:15:23] Red tube and they're right down the street

[00:15:25] You know what I'm saying

[00:15:26] Like shit

[00:15:27] Like the internet is still out here

[00:15:30] Gankin' niggas left or right

[00:15:32] Man free

[00:15:33] I mean you don't have to give them your money

[00:15:35] For Onlyfans

[00:15:36] It's not necessary

[00:15:38] You know what's crazy

[00:15:40] How many fucking pages are there on porn hub

[00:15:42] And people are paying for Onlyfans

[00:15:45] Like damn that's not enough porn yet bro

[00:15:48] And that's to mention the difference

[00:15:49] I said are just like that

[00:15:51] Like how much spare time

[00:15:52] You need this too

[00:15:53] How much spare time do you got

[00:15:55] Exactly

[00:15:56] I got shit I gotta do

[00:15:57] How you doin' this

[00:15:58] You must be shittin' a lot

[00:16:01] Nobody just lives on the toilet

[00:16:03] God damn it

[00:16:04] Why the fuck is that last bathroom stall

[00:16:07] Always occupied

[00:16:09] What the fuck

[00:16:11] Niggas you can't be getting there crippled every time

[00:16:14] You poop a lot dawg

[00:16:17] I didn't give that that way over my head

[00:16:19] That was super funny

[00:16:21] Why you always in the bathroom

[00:16:25] Cause porn hub has 2,000 pages

[00:16:29] Hold on I'm almost to the end

[00:16:30] You know how many countercourses are there

[00:16:32] It's like you hit the

[00:16:34] What you think is the last arrow

[00:16:36] And then like populates 2,000 more pages

[00:16:38] Nah that's a new game

[00:16:39] It's called porn mon

[00:16:40] Gotta view em all

[00:16:44] It's like I'm shooting blanks now man

[00:16:47] It's just dust

[00:16:49] At this point this thing is just netting blood

[00:16:53] He's done rub to clean up

[00:16:55] I got a problem

[00:16:58] It's not a dick there it's a nub

[00:17:00] Just a small mound

[00:17:03] Half a baby carrot

[00:17:11] You can see my face I'm shaking man

[00:17:14] Damn you still got a baby carrot bro

[00:17:17] You aint done that transplant yet

[00:17:23] Told you that confidence

[00:17:25] Well obviously not cause these things keep bringing it up

[00:17:28] I was confident that I was going to say something about it

[00:17:33] You're not saying anything about the swan

[00:17:36] You're always late

[00:17:37] You killed the swan

[00:17:41] God damn baby carrot

[00:17:44] What do I do my thing

[00:17:45] And that's funny Easter just passed too

[00:17:48] Look at that a bitch

[00:17:53] Was this your carrot's favorite holiday

[00:17:55] Tarnished a holiday

[00:17:57] You just have your carrot out on Sunday

[00:18:03] Actually yeah we did do a plate of carrots all chewed up

[00:18:06] Burn this down

[00:18:08] Well you asked

[00:18:09] No I did not

[00:18:10] You took it here

[00:18:15] Well how about that

[00:18:18] Crazy fan theory

[00:18:19] About Disney

[00:18:21] Is dark too

[00:18:22] No no no this is actually kinda funny like if you could see it

[00:18:25] So you guys know Shrek right

[00:18:29] So Lord Farquad is in the land far far away

[00:18:33] With the rest of them

[00:18:35] What if Lord Farquad is Snow White

[00:18:38] And one of the seven dwarves kids

[00:18:41] It would probably be grumpy

[00:18:45] It would probably be grumpy

[00:18:47] It is

[00:18:48] That's who the baby daddy is

[00:18:50] That's why he's like all fucking kind of the bad guy

[00:18:52] And Napoleon

[00:18:53] Do you know the muffin man

[00:18:54] He's got the Napoleon complex

[00:18:56] But he's still royalty because he is a king

[00:18:59] Jesus Christ

[00:19:00] And Snow White was a queen the princess

[00:19:09] Snow White huh

[00:19:10] Snow White and the baby daddy dwarf

[00:19:13] Or was it

[00:19:15] The angry dwarf that just

[00:19:17] Grumpy

[00:19:19] Yeah was it just his sperm that

[00:19:22] Made it over the seven in the orgy

[00:19:25] Wow

[00:19:26] Ew

[00:19:27] Wow

[00:19:29] Why you got to say nasty shit

[00:19:31] Cause he

[00:19:32] He fucked her mad

[00:19:33] I doubted the wrong seven snowballs

[00:19:35] He fucked her mad so he's the only one

[00:19:39] That walked away the winner

[00:19:42] She's the reason for snow jobs

[00:19:44] Baby batter full of little fucking Michael Phelps

[00:19:48] The greatest little smithermated

[00:19:50] I just picture just like them dog piling her

[00:19:52] And it's just all moving down

[00:19:56] The whole pile

[00:19:57] It makes an indentation in the ground

[00:19:59] Like good god

[00:20:00] I hope that bitch makes it out alright

[00:20:02] And they get it on the floor

[00:20:03] It's playing in the background

[00:20:04] He's suffocating it up there

[00:20:06] She wakes up with acne a few weeks later

[00:20:10] She wakes up with acne a few weeks later

[00:20:13] All over her body

[00:20:15] So the sperm is trying to enter her pores

[00:20:18] And she's like

[00:20:19] The sperm is trying to enter her pores

[00:20:22] Cause they're that minuscule

[00:20:26] Just fucking stop dude

[00:20:29] God fuck man

[00:20:31] So you got a whole script written to this

[00:20:34] Did you know I was gonna bring this up today?

[00:20:37] He's like by the way I'm the director of this film

[00:20:40] Seems like he's giving it a lot of thought

[00:20:43] He has a writer's crevice

[00:20:45] He said trademark

[00:20:47] That's my film

[00:20:48] That's Pat and Penny

[00:20:50] No I haven't been working on anything

[00:20:52] But if you wanna read this great play

[00:20:56] Let's snowball some ideas

[00:20:58] Let's snowball some ideas

[00:21:00] Pat was intended

[00:21:04] He really is the director

[00:21:07] You put that there

[00:21:08] You put this over here

[00:21:10] You go around that way

[00:21:12] The snowball effect

[00:21:13] Fuck the butterfly

[00:21:17] Literally

[00:21:21] Well

[00:21:23] I don't know why we went there

[00:21:26] It was just cool

[00:21:28] Did he do it?

[00:21:30] It started out so innocent

[00:21:32] No it didn't

[00:21:34] Lord Farquaad

[00:21:36] I'm not gonna lie

[00:21:38] I'm not gonna lie

[00:21:40] I'm not gonna lie

[00:21:41] No it didn't

[00:21:43] Lord Farquaad is a baby of

[00:21:46] So dolphins

[00:21:51] Dolphins might be out here fucking mermaids and shit

[00:21:57] Atlantis

[00:21:59] The ties are together

[00:22:03] I don't know

[00:22:04] I got made me feel bad

[00:22:06] You should feel bad

[00:22:09] When I finally fucking spiral

[00:22:12] When I finally fucking spiral is a fucking problem

[00:22:16] But we gotta do it

[00:22:18] It's cool

[00:22:20] It's cool when they do it

[00:22:22] I just was never expecting

[00:22:24] He said low key my feelings is hurt

[00:22:26] He's never expecting something like that graphic to come out of your mouth

[00:22:29] Amen

[00:22:31] Nice

[00:22:32] I was saying good job

[00:22:34] Can we even say nice anymore?

[00:22:36] We say neat

[00:22:38] Hashtag hella neat

[00:22:40] Neat

[00:22:42] I'm second guessing anything I've said or say now

[00:22:45] No duty

[00:22:48] I mean

[00:22:50] Just the tiny sperms in the pores threw us off

[00:22:53] I ain't talking about that

[00:22:55] I ain't talking about that I'm talking about the Lego

[00:22:57] I think I missed that part

[00:22:59] Nice

[00:23:00] I was zoning out

[00:23:02] What are we talking about again?

[00:23:08] Same thing you talk about

[00:23:10] Hell yeah

[00:23:12] Hell yeah

[00:23:14] Looking for the shrooms

[00:23:16] Looking for the pot

[00:23:17] Oh yeah

[00:23:20] Ecstasy

[00:23:22] Wow

[00:23:23] Okay I can do this though

[00:23:24] Shout out to John C. Billups for making the Hall of Fizzle

[00:23:28] Hell yeah

[00:23:29] A local legend

[00:23:30] G-Dub to see you

[00:23:31] Park Hill

[00:23:32] And played for the Nuggies

[00:23:34] Played for George

[00:23:35] Played for the Buffs

[00:23:37] Then came back and played for the Nuggies

[00:23:40] For shits and giggles

[00:23:41] Mr. 3000

[00:23:43] Mr. Big Shot

[00:23:45] The Park Hill bully

[00:23:47] We can talk about a little sports

[00:23:48] The thrill in Park Hill

[00:23:50] I'm not impressed with the media coverage of LSU vs Iowa

[00:23:54] Oh yeah they hella vilified that one

[00:23:56] That shit was crazy

[00:23:57] They were like the evil black girl versus the angel white savior

[00:24:01] You know they're gonna do that

[00:24:02] But you know what

[00:24:03] That's not even Caitlyn's fault

[00:24:04] Cause she bawled her eyes off

[00:24:06] I blame the media

[00:24:08] For sure

[00:24:09] But you can clearly see where the

[00:24:11] How the NIL kinda works

[00:24:14] Oh yeah cause

[00:24:15] Cause as soon as she lost

[00:24:18] As soon as she lost

[00:24:19] Now she's declaring

[00:24:21] Well cause her

[00:24:22] Cause the NIL is that you didn't win

[00:24:25] So they're not reading up the next year

[00:24:27] You know what I'm saying

[00:24:28] Exactly

[00:24:29] So it's like

[00:24:30] If you win and you ride that NIL wave

[00:24:33] You know what I'm saying

[00:24:34] You get that money, you get that money

[00:24:35] But once that money

[00:24:36] Is no longer being offered

[00:24:38] Cause

[00:24:39] You just so happen to take a L that day

[00:24:42] You know what I mean

[00:24:44] It's crazy

[00:24:45] I don't know what you mean

[00:24:46] I have no idea what any of that means

[00:24:48] So an NIL deal

[00:24:49] I don't care

[00:24:51] The cornfields is lit

[00:24:52] People care

[00:24:53] That's what he's saying

[00:24:54] I don't fucking care

[00:24:55] They lit in the boonies

[00:24:57] Cornfields jumping

[00:24:58] But that's crazy though

[00:24:59] They you know

[00:25:01] Ice cube off in her 5 mil

[00:25:03] Oh what is she making 5 years as a checker

[00:25:06] Bro that's chess not checkers bro

[00:25:09] Cause as soon as you put a price tag

[00:25:13] On somebody's skill

[00:25:15] Now everybody else gotta do better

[00:25:18] Cause you can go with that fucking deal

[00:25:21] What makes you think that she ain't gonna take you know what I mean

[00:25:25] Now the star of the market

[00:25:27] The bidding

[00:25:28] The fucking

[00:25:30] The bidding war has now begun

[00:25:32] And I think it's good for women's basketball

[00:25:35] I think it's good for women's sports period

[00:25:38] They've made a lot more girls watch the sport

[00:25:41] Oh yeah

[00:25:42] Those two

[00:25:43] You guys need girl supporters to have it

[00:25:45] Especially LSU

[00:25:47] That whole

[00:25:48] African American team

[00:25:50] Win like that

[00:25:51] Oh and Angel Reese is gorgeous

[00:25:52] She's a big tall glass of water

[00:25:54] And I'm hella thirsty

[00:25:56] That's chocolate milk sir

[00:25:58] That's chocolate milk sir

[00:26:00] That's quick

[00:26:02] You can't call that water

[00:26:04] With rum in it

[00:26:05] Rubble stills kid

[00:26:08] Rubble stills kid was a good man

[00:26:10] Definitely you saw her when she was shooting

[00:26:11] So with you

[00:26:12] She said who the fuck you think you're talking to

[00:26:14] You're not talking to me

[00:26:16] Fuck this is

[00:26:18] And then she made the free throw

[00:26:20] You thought

[00:26:21] Shit you thought

[00:26:22] That's the rum

[00:26:25] The Rubber Punch

[00:26:27] Never again

[00:26:29] Da da I'm pum pum

[00:26:31] Huh Mr. Ray

[00:26:33] You don't want to talk to Mr. Ray

[00:26:35] Oh bro the making the band

[00:26:37] Yeah

[00:26:38] Oh bro

[00:26:41] He made him go get cheese cake

[00:26:44] And then he tried to have sex with Ness

[00:26:48] Cambodia and breast milk

[00:26:52] He manned his day

[00:26:54] From a boy

[00:26:57] I need breast milk from a boy

[00:27:00] He's on hormones

[00:27:02] I don't know man

[00:27:03] I think Da-laught was the victim

[00:27:05] In the whole of the band

[00:27:07] Which one?

[00:27:08] Which Da-laugh

[00:27:09] There's five

[00:27:11] All of them

[00:27:13] They were all getting it

[00:27:14] There's five more

[00:27:15] Da-laught, Da-laught, Da-laught, Da-laught

[00:27:18] They were all getting his hot fire

[00:27:20] Because he was the worst

[00:27:24] Well Da-laught he was fucking up the most

[00:27:27] It's like Nigger

[00:27:28] You can get your ass pumped

[00:27:29] That's why you're fucking up in the booth right now

[00:27:31] You can either make this song

[00:27:33] Oh bro he was

[00:27:34] You can make this song

[00:27:36] I think

[00:27:38] I ain't even gonna go there

[00:27:40] We're not going to talk about that

[00:27:44] Look Nigger

[00:27:45] If this nigga turns out to beat this case bro

[00:27:49] He's killing everybody

[00:27:52] He's serving car bombs underneath everybody's whip

[00:27:57] Houses are exploding

[00:27:58] I didn't get Kid Cuddy

[00:27:59] But I'ma get y'all niggas today

[00:28:01] Is that a remote gun?

[00:28:05] You're throwing sticky mines

[00:28:07] Proximity mines

[00:28:08] You play Golden Island

[00:28:10] You're gonna see this nigga in the street

[00:28:13] With that Joker basket getting his shit

[00:28:16] Just pressing a button

[00:28:17] Why you pressing your watch?

[00:28:21] Why you pressing your watch?

[00:28:22] He just breaches hell that's all I'm saying

[00:28:24] Bro he probably paid that dude to go get caught

[00:28:26] So he could go up to the island and get shit ready

[00:28:31] Bro my nigga how the fuck did this nigga scared

[00:28:33] A nigga like Shine

[00:28:35] To be a fucking government official

[00:28:38] In Belize my nigga

[00:28:39] That nigga was a hood nigga

[00:28:42] That nigga was a hood nigga

[00:28:45] He made a whole album in jail

[00:28:46] Bro he left jail

[00:28:48] Dropped a hood album

[00:28:50] Went to Bay Leeds to go be a fucking statesman

[00:28:54] That's fear

[00:28:55] Or like a sheriff or whatever it is for Belize

[00:28:57] No he is a statesman bro

[00:29:00] He is in the fucking government

[00:29:02] He is like a government official

[00:29:05] Shine has never been a US citizen

[00:29:07] He's always been a

[00:29:09] He's at his visa

[00:29:10] Yeah dude we'll say this

[00:29:11] Yeah yeah

[00:29:12] He worked here

[00:29:13] Bro that shit is crazy

[00:29:15] Mace did the same thing

[00:29:17] He became a preacher after fucking we did it

[00:29:22] Wash away these sins

[00:29:26] He said I looked the devil right in the face

[00:29:29] And he tried to touch my dick

[00:29:37] What is going on with these parties?

[00:29:38] You know what you know

[00:29:39] It touched my hand dude

[00:29:40] That reminds me of

[00:29:41] You know what that reminds me of bro

[00:29:43] That clip where this nigga

[00:29:45] Cam is talking about

[00:29:47] The time he went to go visit Mace

[00:29:50] Right at the beginning of when he got signed to Puff

[00:29:53] The shiny shit

[00:29:54] And he had

[00:29:55] He was living in one of Puff's townhouses

[00:29:59] Uptown

[00:30:00] Or like a

[00:30:01] No not uptown

[00:30:02] It was in Manhattan or some shit

[00:30:04] Brown town

[00:30:06] This nigga Cam says

[00:30:07] He goes into the bathroom

[00:30:08] To go use the bathroom

[00:30:09] And there's a big ass

[00:30:10] There's like dildos and shit

[00:30:12] In the fucking sink in the bathroom

[00:30:15] He comes out

[00:30:16] That's from one of my girls

[00:30:17] And he goes

[00:30:18] No nigga

[00:30:19] He's like yo

[00:30:21] Man yo what the fuck is that shit

[00:30:23] In the fucking bathroom over there

[00:30:26] And yo

[00:30:27] In perfect fucking Mace voice

[00:30:29] My nigga like

[00:30:30] If anybody had an academy award

[00:30:32] For impersonating somebody

[00:30:34] That nigga Cam got it bro

[00:30:36] He impersonated this nigga's cadence

[00:30:38] At his tone exactly on point

[00:30:41] He was like

[00:30:42] Yo son that you know

[00:30:44] That's that nigga Puff shit bro

[00:30:48] That nigga be having mad bitches in here

[00:30:50] You know that ain't my fucking business bro

[00:30:53] That's that nigga's bathroom back there

[00:30:55] Dog I'm out here man

[00:30:58] Yo

[00:30:59] That's

[00:31:00] My nigga that's what that reminds me of

[00:31:02] Right there bro that's that shit

[00:31:04] There was signs the whole time

[00:31:06] We just didn't know

[00:31:08] And then he became so rich

[00:31:09] And where he was like unfuck withable

[00:31:12] Dude listen you don't you don't remember what happened to G-Dep

[00:31:16] Who's that

[00:31:17] Special delivery

[00:31:18] I want that

[00:31:20] Special delivery

[00:31:21] I'm signed

[00:31:22] Sill

[00:31:23] Delivered in just a nick of time

[00:31:25] Real I'm a G-Dep

[00:31:27] Two albums you want

[00:31:28] You don't remember

[00:31:29] No

[00:31:30] Don't remember what happened to him

[00:31:31] Nah

[00:31:33] He did a murder when he was young

[00:31:36] Right

[00:31:37] Kind of baby body

[00:31:38] Yeah

[00:31:39] Did a murder when he was young

[00:31:42] After he signed did all this shit with diddy did-a-da-da-da

[00:31:46] Contracle visit

[00:31:47] After the second album

[00:31:49] The second album didn't do so good

[00:31:51] All of a sudden this nigga is turning himself in

[00:31:54] He confessed to the murder that he did

[00:31:57] Back in the day

[00:31:58] What

[00:31:59] And confessed to it

[00:32:01] Damn

[00:32:02] They were like I'm gonna need you to sacrifice yourself

[00:32:04] Take that take that

[00:32:05] Yeah he's like

[00:32:06] I'm out

[00:32:07] I'm out you ain't gonna take me

[00:32:09] I'm out

[00:32:10] Or something happens

[00:32:11] Something had to have happened

[00:32:12] To where that nigga would sit there

[00:32:14] Bro this is years in

[00:32:16] He got away with it

[00:32:17] Yo got away with it

[00:32:19] He turned himself in for it

[00:32:21] Take me back to jail

[00:32:22] Where did he can't get me

[00:32:25] The Dittler's looking for me

[00:32:27] I mean you say look

[00:32:28] I know

[00:32:29] You got

[00:32:31] You got the locks

[00:32:33] L-O-X

[00:32:34] You got the locks and how they split from bad boy

[00:32:36] Really fast

[00:32:37] Craig Mack how he got sunned on bad boy

[00:32:40] Bring him

[00:32:41] You said I ain't down for this new flavor

[00:32:43] Black Rob

[00:32:45] Niggas

[00:32:46] Is that what they mean by new flavor in here

[00:32:48] Wow

[00:32:52] Is it custard?

[00:32:54] I think I've had this before

[00:32:56] I think it's Boston cream

[00:32:59] No it's Harlem cream

[00:33:03] Did you squeeze a donut?

[00:33:05] This is Bavarian

[00:33:08] Bavarian cream

[00:34:32] Dammit it's a shame we can't name this episode

[00:34:34] Diddy Dude

[00:34:35] We can

[00:34:36] No we can't

[00:34:37] That's copyrighted bro

[00:34:38] You know Dan why you can't fuck with 50 money

[00:34:40] Don't have that nigga come after us

[00:34:42] No just did he do it

[00:34:44] Like

[00:34:45] Nah nigga we not fucking with nothing

[00:34:47] Nothing

[00:34:48] I can find out where to split

[00:34:49] I can put those words next to each other

[00:34:51] And you remember

[00:34:53] I'm gonna find a way to spell it

[00:34:55] You see that nigga 50 bro

[00:34:57] Niggas where my money at

[00:34:59] You want me some money?

[00:35:01] If you want to sue us

[00:35:02] Bro fuck it one point

[00:35:03] Now fuck that

[00:35:04] You ain't suing us Diddy

[00:35:05] I only had 56

[00:35:06] I know niggas that knew you from

[00:35:08] Back in the day

[00:35:09] Back in Cobb rule

[00:35:11] Nah I'm busing

[00:35:14] Niggas shut up

[00:35:15] I'm talking shit

[00:35:16] I heard it on a mix tape

[00:35:18] Back in the day

[00:35:19] Party

[00:35:21] Don't you ever in your fucking life

[00:35:23] He did live in New York

[00:35:25] He just said

[00:35:26] Yo burn both of y'all niggas out

[00:35:28] Niggas fuck yo

[00:35:30] What did he do

[00:35:31] And I'm not gonna over explain like Meek Mill

[00:35:33] Alright you ain't gonna touch me like that

[00:35:35] I love Regina

[00:35:37] It's so delicious

[00:35:38] She's so much

[00:35:39] Bitch me

[00:35:40] It feels like a bag of sand

[00:35:42] I love how he feels like

[00:35:43] Dude golly

[00:35:46] Have you felt

[00:35:48] A breath before

[00:35:51] Now fuck y'all

[00:35:53] You said you're a virgin

[00:35:54] Yeah, not since I was 12

[00:35:58] Ew

[00:36:02] It's plus a life

[00:36:04] Got her on the streets

[00:36:07] So

[00:36:08] The sheets

[00:36:11] Man I got

[00:36:12] Oh my god

[00:36:13] They were silk at least

[00:36:14] This thing it did

[00:36:15] They were a thousand thread count

[00:36:16] You know what's not fair

[00:36:17] You know what's not fair

[00:36:18] She said

[00:36:21] You know what's not fair

[00:36:22] This nigga Meek Mill is a

[00:36:25] Walking punchline right now

[00:36:27] And it's his own fault

[00:36:28] And he's the fucking battle king almost

[00:36:31] It's his own fault

[00:36:32] Are they screaming this shit

[00:36:35] Oh no

[00:36:39] He's got long hair

[00:36:40] Yo bro

[00:36:45] We don't know what we're talking about

[00:36:47] What's he dreaming?

[00:36:48] He's dream chasing huh

[00:36:49] He was screaming?

[00:36:51] More like

[00:36:52] The nigga got

[00:36:54] No nightmares

[00:36:56] Bro

[00:36:57] He got

[00:37:04] Baffled

[00:37:05] I have no idea what's going on

[00:37:08] This thing you got dream chasers

[00:37:09] On this motherfucker

[00:37:11] DC

[00:37:14] Diddy's

[00:37:15] Diddy's

[00:37:19] That's exactly what I was about to say

[00:37:20] Bro I'm not even gonna lie

[00:37:22] My nigga

[00:37:23] Bro

[00:37:24] We say what we want

[00:37:26] Bro like that nigga is a walking punchline

[00:37:28] Bro

[00:37:29] Diddy's chick is that better

[00:37:31] For the editors

[00:37:33] Is that better

[00:37:34] Diddy's crack

[00:37:35] Diddy's chica

[00:37:42] Diddy's choice

[00:37:43] Hey guys that's the best choice

[00:37:45] Here we go

[00:37:46] We sampled it down for you

[00:37:48] Here you go

[00:37:49] That's as dry as we can go without

[00:37:53] Bro and then changing your name below

[00:37:54] What are you talking about going in dry

[00:37:58] Wow

[00:38:02] DC's dance floor

[00:38:04] Wow

[00:38:06] Dick Chamber

[00:38:07] Dick Chamber

[00:38:11] Dry Chamber

[00:38:14] Do you have dick chap

[00:38:17] Tricots again

[00:38:24] This bad guy's is bad

[00:38:25] Do you buy

[00:38:26] Tricots again

[00:38:27] Fuck though

[00:38:28] Hey if you do have dick chap though

[00:38:29] I will say this

[00:38:30] Make sure you don't use Carmix

[00:38:32] Don't use Carmix

[00:38:36] Or Icy Hot

[00:38:37] Or Blistex

[00:38:39] This is not gonna work

[00:38:40] This is not gonna work

[00:38:41] Sensation on my shaft

[00:38:44] Stay away from the menthol

[00:38:46] Spicy

[00:38:50] You never had a bad blow job so it's

[00:38:52] Bert's Bees Wax

[00:38:54] Is this what it feels like

[00:38:55] When my dick chews five of gum

[00:38:58] Yes

[00:39:04] Probably the closest comparison

[00:39:10] Hey hey

[00:39:11] Dick chews

[00:39:14] Sometimes

[00:39:15] Sometimes

[00:39:16] It's like yeah

[00:39:19] That's five gum

[00:39:20] But dick got teeth

[00:39:22] I mean doesn't yours

[00:39:23] What the fuck

[00:39:24] Fuckers worry with you guy

[00:39:27] Jesus

[00:39:28] When your dick holders came in

[00:39:30] No that's

[00:39:32] What

[00:39:33] You got any hot talents?

[00:39:35] My dick chews gum

[00:39:38] That's five

[00:39:41] Alright we can't use that

[00:39:43] Alright

[00:39:46] Any other talents

[00:39:48] That's out

[00:39:51] Too much

[00:39:54] What's even more concerning is when they're like

[00:39:56] Hold on

[00:39:57] We might have something for that

[00:40:00] There's something there

[00:40:01] There's something there

[00:40:04] For one of the symptoms

[00:40:05] Can your dick blow bubbles with the gum

[00:40:10] Is your dick that proficient

[00:40:13] At this chewing that he could blow

[00:40:15] Bubbles from said gum

[00:40:17] In the bottom of it

[00:40:18] What

[00:40:19] But the bubble's there

[00:40:22] What the fuck

[00:40:26] Hope it doesn't buff

[00:40:28] Wow

[00:40:29] There may be some kids in that bubble

[00:40:32] But there's a bubble

[00:40:34] That's a bubble boy

[00:40:42] How do you have been by

[00:40:43] Jake Gyllenhaal

[00:40:46] That's what I call it when I do the five gum

[00:40:49] Cause it's a bubble boy

[00:40:51] I call it the Jake Gyllenhaal

[00:40:54] You can catch me in two of your whanah

[00:40:57] Aw man

[00:40:58] Jake Jabs

[00:41:01] That's a deep guy

[00:41:02] That's a bubble

[00:41:04] That's a bubble

[00:41:05] Oh we talked about that

[00:41:06] Yeah so if you could name something

[00:41:07] That Colorado's known for besides mountains

[00:41:10] Everyone was saying the lame shit

[00:41:12] But it was funny

[00:41:14] I said Franklin D.A.s are

[00:41:15] The strong brine

[00:41:17] Aw

[00:41:23] You gotta keep on to go live

[00:41:27] It's not how you do it

[00:41:30] That's not wrong

[00:41:33] We'll talk about this offline

[00:41:36] You definitely picked the wrong road on that one

[00:41:38] Wait wait wait

[00:41:39] What did he do?

[00:41:40] He took a left

[00:41:43] Left

[00:41:44] Was it left turn at the mountains?

[00:41:45] No no not an eagle

[00:41:49] Why didn't you tell that thing to that

[00:41:57] Jake's big day

[00:41:59] Big day

[00:42:02] Now fuck that that's going in

[00:42:06] Well at least everyone will hate you the most

[00:42:10] Wipe me

[00:42:11] You want to fuck me the most

[00:42:14] The three things you don't talk about

[00:42:16] Pandas, Kobe

[00:42:18] And Andre the Giant

[00:42:20] Welcome to Pauling of the porch everybody

[00:42:22] We were out here with a special episode

[00:42:25] Just us four again

[00:42:26] We didn't know we were recording that whole time

[00:42:29] I could easily put that in the beginning

[00:42:32] No we should keep it there

[00:42:36] We weren't recording this whole time

[00:42:39] Hey man

[00:42:41] We're probably getting a call from the FCC

[00:42:46] The FCC won't let you be

[00:42:50] They're calling one of us tomorrow

[00:42:54] We're unlisted

[00:42:56] Welcome back to another episode of Pauling of the porch

[00:42:59] It's a cardigan but thanks for asking

[00:43:03] Oh message

[00:43:05] That shit's loud on the microphone

[00:43:08] Silence

[00:43:09] It's golden

[00:43:11] Yeah so put that shit

[00:43:12] Okay

[00:43:13] And do not disturb

[00:43:15] If it happens again I'm gonna make fun of you

[00:43:17] Hey don't don't shoot me

[00:43:18] I'll stab you in the face with the sider and iron

[00:43:19] What's up

[00:43:20] I'm talking to my guy all wrong

[00:43:21] Oh

[00:43:22] It's the wrong town

[00:43:23] Wrong tone

[00:43:24] You talk to him like that again

[00:43:25] Stab me in the face with the sider and iron

[00:43:27] Are you from around here cause your accent sounds like New York or something

[00:43:30] No

[00:43:31] From here

[00:43:32] Born and raised

[00:43:33] No

[00:43:34] Not here

[00:43:35] Over in Kansas

[00:43:37] Is this your wife

[00:43:38] Ex-wife

[00:43:39] She was shot six times

[00:43:41] New York City

[00:43:42] I mean Kansas

[00:43:44] Your name's dirt

[00:43:46] Hey man I'm Joe Pesci around here right

[00:43:48] Don't you dare

[00:43:49] Oh cause you're funny

[00:43:52] Funny how

[00:43:53] What

[00:43:54] Fuck did you just say to me

[00:43:55] You're hilarious

[00:44:01] Hilarious

[00:44:02] You're a real funny guy

[00:44:04] Fuck you me do I fucking amuse you

[00:44:06] Most of the time

[00:44:08] Oh yeah am I just here to fucking amuse you

[00:44:10] That's what I thought

[00:44:11] That's it I'm not here to fucking amuse you alright

[00:44:13] I'm not a fucking funny guy

[00:44:14] I'm a fucking clown

[00:44:15] Stop being funny

[00:44:16] Think I'm a fucking clown

[00:44:17] You I almost got me at

[00:44:20] Yeah so I shot him in the foot so what

[00:44:23] Big deal

[00:44:26] He'll fucking live he's got another one

[00:44:33] Faster baitin

[00:44:36] Baster-fation

[00:44:39] Faster baitin

[00:44:41] You just said a DV

[00:44:44] Faster baitin

[00:44:45] No bass to her face him

[00:44:47] I tried to just keep you know

[00:44:49] Not even

[00:44:51] Feet into that one

[00:44:53] Alright Ike

[00:44:54] I heard you land up

[00:44:55] Put the hands down Ike

[00:44:56] It's not exactly what I said

[00:44:58] You said bastard face him

[00:44:59] But you know whatever you get from it

[00:45:01] Don't credit me

[00:45:02] This is not an ink blood test

[00:45:04] I didn't tell you to do anything

[00:45:05] Just so our listeners are aware

[00:45:07] We're not Rorschach testing words right now

[00:45:10] You said

[00:45:11] Bastard-facing

[00:45:13] Faster baitin

[00:45:14] Baster-fation

[00:45:15] See he said it again

[00:45:17] It's not the same

[00:45:18] You just heard what you wanted here

[00:45:19] Because you got some pent up something

[00:45:21] Frustration

[00:45:23] Dave five hundred and seventy six

[00:45:25] Six twenty two

[00:45:26] It's a good thing you're single and black

[00:45:28] And not a redneck

[00:45:30] Wow

[00:45:31] I'm not an in-self

[00:45:32] Because if you were white and married

[00:45:34] And redneck

[00:45:36] You'd definitely be beating your wife right now

[00:45:40] You mean my sister?

[00:45:41] Would've case a Bud Light in the fridge

[00:45:44] Would've case a Bud Light in the fridge

[00:45:46] No that's too fancy bro

[00:45:47] Who is it?

[00:45:48] Bush

[00:45:49] Yeah bush

[00:45:50] Bush

[00:45:51] Bush

[00:45:53] Do you hear your bush?

[00:45:54] Special bush

[00:45:56] Oh

[00:45:57] So you get the pee on it no one else does

[00:46:00] Huh?

[00:46:01] It's your bush

[00:46:03] You have a special bond with this bush

[00:46:06] No I just thought that

[00:46:07] You're the king of forest

[00:46:08] I'm sorry

[00:46:09] Why?

[00:46:10] You fucking tree hooker

[00:46:12] It's your special bush

[00:46:13] Bush master

[00:46:16] Yeah he looks like a bush master over here

[00:46:19] Actually I didn't prefer the Landon's trip

[00:46:21] Yeah you prefer male bush

[00:46:22] What?

[00:46:32] We're all friends

[00:46:42] We don't hate each other at all

[00:46:43] That was bad

[00:46:44] We never say mean things

[00:46:45] My guy

[00:46:48] He's packing up his microphone

[00:46:50] He's going home

[00:46:51] He's had enough

[00:46:53] He says

[00:46:54] Skigget and going home

[00:46:57] Picking up my basketball and leaving

[00:47:00] What the

[00:47:01] What?

[00:47:03] What the what

[00:47:04] What just happened

[00:47:05] What the what

[00:47:08] Like old Wilson right now

[00:47:09] Wow

[00:47:10] Is that an F5 tornado?

[00:47:12] Geez

[00:47:13] It might have been

[00:47:14] No one's ever seen an F6

[00:47:17] Oh god damn

[00:47:19] He's still recovering

[00:47:20] It's a wrestling move

[00:47:22] An F6

[00:47:23] Cattle in a wine maker

[00:47:24] There can't be an F6

[00:47:26] Because F is the sixth letter of the alphabet

[00:47:31] It's impossible

[00:47:33] You just broke my brain

[00:47:34] Now I can't work

[00:47:36] No it can't

[00:47:38] It can't happen

[00:47:39] Fuck why would it happen

[00:47:41] That makes it work better right?

[00:47:43] It's like shit

[00:47:44] No it's impossible

[00:47:46] The worst part

[00:47:48] Uh-uh

[00:47:50] It's opposite

[00:47:51] It's a double negative

[00:47:52] Oh okay

[00:47:55] Like that shit don't work in this fucking world

[00:47:57] Positive it's a double negative

[00:47:58] Positive it's a double negative

[00:48:00] Well two negatives make a positive

[00:48:03] So that's a tornado

[00:48:04] That's an F6

[00:48:06] That's when hot and cold meet

[00:48:07] So it's a positive and a negative

[00:48:09] What did you just say?

[00:48:10] Okay

[00:48:18] Another phenomena happens

[00:48:20] When hot and cold meet each other

[00:48:22] In the atmosphere

[00:48:23] Momeninmenama

[00:48:24] I thought you were Missy Elliott right there

[00:48:26] It's your phenomenon

[00:48:28] Flamenin but guy bap

[00:48:32] The Coriolis effect

[00:48:35] Because of how the world spins

[00:48:36] So it makes tornadoes and hurricanes

[00:48:38] I thought the world was flat

[00:48:40] It's feminine how you read that down there

[00:48:42] CDs spin in decks do they not

[00:48:46] Are we just rhyming now?

[00:48:47] I thought it was players

[00:48:51] They play in CD players

[00:48:52] I'm a player

[00:48:54] Okay tech nine

[00:48:58] I was about to start singing

[00:48:59] I'm a player

[00:49:00] I'm a player

[00:49:06] Meet me to it

[00:49:08] That's you doctor say is

[00:49:09] Doctor says

[00:49:10] Oh my Jesus

[00:49:11] Doctor says

[00:49:13] I thought it was doctor save us

[00:49:19] What if it is

[00:49:23] You should say it

[00:49:26] Why is that funny

[00:49:28] What if it is

[00:49:30] What if it is

[00:49:31] Well just like everybody thought

[00:49:34] Mario was saying it's a me

[00:49:36] But he was he's been saying it's sumi

[00:49:40] Which all this time just means super

[00:49:44] Japanese so

[00:49:46] He's really just saying super Mario

[00:49:48] And we're like

[00:49:49] So let me get Japanese he's not even Italian

[00:49:52] He's a Japanese Italian somehow

[00:49:55] It was made in Japan

[00:49:56] Yeah

[00:49:58] His father was in Japan

[00:49:59] He's an Italian in Japan

[00:50:02] Yeah so

[00:50:05] All this time we're over here saying

[00:50:07] It's a me Mario

[00:50:09] Like some fucking like

[00:50:10] Stereotyping racist ass fucking kids

[00:50:13] Mario

[00:50:15] Never wonder why Italians fucking

[00:50:17] Don't like that video

[00:50:19] I don't want you to see my movie

[00:50:20] So I don't know if Italian

[00:50:21] Don't like that video game but

[00:50:22] Japanese motherfucker

[00:50:26] But they didn't believe me

[00:50:29] It's a me

[00:50:30] It's a me Mario

[00:50:32] So they're like it's like a sumo

[00:50:35] No he's just a fucking plumber

[00:50:38] He's an Italian plumber and he's Japanese

[00:50:41] God damn it

[00:50:42] Is that so hard to understand

[00:50:44] With a billion people you don't think

[00:50:45] They need that infrastructure

[00:50:46] Safety men

[00:50:48] Huh?

[00:50:49] You don't think those pipes

[00:50:50] Are getting a workout

[00:50:51] And they need a couple plumbers

[00:50:53] Pause

[00:50:55] No ditty

[00:51:00] That's that dirty money

[00:51:01] That's that dirty money right there

[00:51:02] No ditty we can't say anything

[00:51:04] That is that dirty money right there

[00:51:05] Hold on

[00:51:06] They're just always playing with pipes

[00:51:08] What?

[00:51:09] Why?

[00:51:10] D-1

[00:51:11] Christ

[00:51:12] That is terrible

[00:51:14] That is fucking terrible

[00:51:17] We're getting with the pipes

[00:51:18] Getting with the pipes

[00:51:21] No ditty

[00:51:22] Jesus

[00:51:24] Man can't even make a fucking decent living

[00:51:26] No

[00:51:27] You can't

[00:51:28] Fasterbation

[00:51:30] Master station

[00:51:31] Never heard of fasterbation

[00:51:32] No I don't know what that is

[00:51:34] It's when your phone's about to die

[00:51:35] And you gotta

[00:51:37] You gotta ejaculate before it dies

[00:51:43] Zero to clock

[00:51:44] Wow

[00:51:45] Fasterbation

[00:51:46] Yeah it's fasterbation

[00:51:47] So you don't have a highlight reel?

[00:51:50] Like line lines

[00:51:51] Line lines

[00:51:53] I know what it is

[00:51:54] It's the age

[00:51:55] Imagination isn't quite the same

[00:51:57] I understand I get it man

[00:51:59] I'm the same way

[00:52:00] You know what I'm saying

[00:52:01] Helps to have visual aid

[00:52:04] Sometimes you want to see a tongue go in the other direction

[00:52:08] One time I found one of my daughters Barbies

[00:52:11] That was unclothed

[00:52:14] Your leg between your legs

[00:52:16] Aw man

[00:52:17] You had a grandma's boy moment

[00:52:19] It's like you need a woman

[00:52:21] Thank you

[00:52:22] Yes

[00:52:23] Grandma's boy moment

[00:52:24] Like a Laura Croft though

[00:52:26] I'm calling cops

[00:52:28] It's meh it's eating out Barbies

[00:52:30] I'm calling a fucking cops

[00:52:31] This man is son of mine singing fucking Barbie dolls

[00:52:34] Your tongue out of that Barbie

[00:52:38] Your tongue out of that plastic crack

[00:52:39] You fucking ditty-izer

[00:52:43] And what's even worse is

[00:52:45] It was in the back of her Barbie camper

[00:52:47] Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[00:52:52] Jesus

[00:52:53] And he can't even watch it

[00:52:55] Cucked in the corner

[00:52:57] Can the cuck

[00:52:58] Can the cuck in the corner

[00:53:00] With his camera

[00:53:02] Typical white person

[00:53:03] God timid

[00:53:05] Typical

[00:53:06] It was almost an alliteration

[00:53:07] Can the cuck in the corner with the camera

[00:53:09] Typical trailer trash

[00:53:11] God timid

[00:53:13] That dude behind the RV

[00:53:15] Put that in the Barbie movie

[00:53:19] This is not the right movie

[00:53:23] Downloaded on one

[00:53:24] Fuck it

[00:53:26] Did you make a copy?

[00:53:27] No

[00:53:28] Cause if you made a copy we could watch the

[00:53:30] We're gonna burn it down

[00:53:31] Movie trivia

[00:53:32] Did you make a copy?

[00:53:33] Did you make a copy?

[00:53:34] Cause if you made a copy we could watch the copy

[00:53:39] Did you repeat it with him?

[00:53:40] Did it help?

[00:53:41] He tried

[00:53:43] He tried to see their faces

[00:53:45] Is there any other line you can give him?

[00:53:47] This nigga is like

[00:53:48] Probably not cause you know the slums

[00:53:50] You make a copy

[00:53:51] He's gonna miss it

[00:53:53] There's no way I can give you another line

[00:53:55] Cause if

[00:53:56] He's gonna miss it

[00:53:59] Yeah there's no way

[00:54:00] I can't give you

[00:54:01] Any other line

[00:54:03] That's how mine started

[00:54:04] Cause you

[00:54:05] You'll be living

[00:54:06] I'll just give it away after this

[00:54:08] Is it Jack Black?

[00:54:09] Nope

[00:54:10] Who the fuck says that?

[00:54:12] Did you

[00:54:13] I don't know

[00:54:14] I give up

[00:54:15] Wow

[00:54:16] Really?

[00:54:17] You can't give me any other line

[00:54:19] I don't know that line so I can't do it

[00:54:22] His last name is Manolo

[00:54:24] Aw

[00:54:25] Six again

[00:54:26] That gives it away

[00:54:27] Fuck you buddy

[00:54:28] I mean you could have said something else

[00:54:30] Probably

[00:54:31] You probably could have said something

[00:54:32] That's a road trip by the way

[00:54:35] I saw, did you

[00:54:36] That's fucking

[00:54:37] Tom Green

[00:54:39] Could have been like

[00:54:40] Are you hungry?

[00:54:41] I would have got that one

[00:54:42] Yeah you would have got that one

[00:54:43] At least the fury

[00:54:45] He's tasty Mitch

[00:54:46] Yeah he would have got that

[00:54:48] Hey girl, you hungry?

[00:54:50] That's half baked

[00:54:54] You nigga

[00:54:55] Hey bro we have another recording one

[00:54:57] Oh yeah no it's

[00:54:58] It's classic

[00:54:59] That's what kind of reminds me of that

[00:55:00] Fuck you nigga

[00:55:03] I was talking to the horse

[00:55:06] Makes your teeth go

[00:55:07] Pup, pup, pup

[00:55:08] Pup, pup, puppy, pup

[00:55:15] Is there any snack that you guys don't fuck with

[00:55:17] That everybody else likes

[00:55:18] There's a candy

[00:55:19] And it's called Good and Plenty

[00:55:20] Twizzlers

[00:55:21] Good and Plenty is not good

[00:55:22] Twizzlers, Terrible

[00:55:23] Twizzlers

[00:55:24] You said you didn't like the red guys

[00:55:26] You said that before

[00:55:27] I don't like

[00:55:28] Y'all like to eat wax

[00:55:29] I don't like popcorn

[00:55:30] You like wax

[00:55:32] A little bit

[00:55:33] I guess so

[00:55:34] Makes a little horse hoof

[00:55:35] And red dye number five

[00:55:36] That's just like gross

[00:55:37] I like licorice

[00:55:39] Ugh

[00:55:40] Fucking hate pop

[00:55:42] Ugh

[00:55:43] Not good and plenty

[00:55:44] It's like one of the popular ones

[00:55:45] That everybody likes

[00:55:46] I don't like paydays

[00:55:48] I don't really fuck with them either

[00:55:50] 100 grand

[00:55:51] That's too much fucking nuts

[00:55:55] You're a ditty

[00:55:57] You're stupid

[00:55:59] I like 100 grand

[00:56:01] 100 grand is good

[00:56:02] So don't eat butts

[00:56:03] That's better than a payday

[00:56:05] But we're talking about stuff we don't

[00:56:06] Don't like

[00:56:07] That everybody likes

[00:56:08] Talkies

[00:56:10] Yeah, those don't

[00:56:11] Because they don't have no flavor

[00:56:12] They're not good for you

[00:56:13] They ain't got no flavor

[00:56:15] They're fucking treacherous

[00:56:16] On your fucking system

[00:56:19] Kids poop the color

[00:56:20] Of whatever talk you there

[00:56:21] Yeah, for real

[00:56:22] Blue, red, yellow

[00:56:23] Yeah, don't do it

[00:56:25] It's all bad

[00:56:26] Fuck talkies, we say that

[00:56:27] If you want to battle

[00:56:28] We could battle

[00:56:30] Sweetest fish

[00:56:31] What?

[00:56:32] I can't fuck with that one

[00:56:33] We might have to fight you

[00:56:34] That's okay

[00:56:35] I got to get the motherfuckin' out one

[00:56:37] I can't fuck with that one

[00:56:38] Hello, nigga

[00:56:40] That's the first time I've met Ryan

[00:56:41] You know what I mean

[00:56:42] You fucking ass fish

[00:56:43] Oh, the fuck on, nigga

[00:56:45] That's a childhood patch

[00:56:46] You can't chew an ass motherfucker

[00:56:48] That's a childhood patch

[00:56:49] On, nigga, 10 cents a piece

[00:56:51] Are you a fan of gummies, though?

[00:56:53] Hell no

[00:56:54] So anything that's that texture

[00:56:56] Nothing gelatin

[00:56:57] What is wrong with that?

[00:56:58] Nothing gelatin

[00:56:59] You never ate a gummy bear

[00:57:00] Like you was a T-Rex

[00:57:01] From Jurassic Park

[00:57:03] Bit off the head

[00:57:04] I mean

[00:57:05] Shit the nigga

[00:57:06] Back in the day I have

[00:57:07] But I'd

[00:57:08] No

[00:57:09] So you like chocolate then?

[00:57:10] He probably

[00:57:11] If you're getting like candy

[00:57:13] Yeah, I'd say that's probably

[00:57:14] More or less what I was going for

[00:57:15] Do you like OD on gummy worms one time

[00:57:17] And just said

[00:57:18] I'm never going back

[00:57:19] No

[00:57:20] I didn't see

[00:57:23] Was it my brother

[00:57:24] He had braces

[00:57:25] It was somebody that I knew

[00:57:27] Threw up like a bunch of those peach rings

[00:57:30] Oh, that's like the best one

[00:57:31] And that shit did it for me

[00:57:32] No, yeah

[00:57:33] If you had

[00:57:35] Not death

[00:57:37] That makes sense

[00:57:38] Not definitely

[00:57:39] If you had too many peach rings

[00:57:40] That would definitely do it

[00:57:41] That's the same as if the fucker wasn't chewing them

[00:57:43] They came out whole

[00:57:45] Oh, that's gross

[00:57:46] She's just swallowing

[00:57:47] Just fucking inhaling them shit

[00:57:48] Yeah, what are you a rock lover?

[00:57:49] Yeah, dude

[00:57:50] Throw up a belly full of fucking rubber rings

[00:57:54] God damn

[00:57:55] Did he personal masseuse over here?

[00:57:59] Jesus Christ

[00:58:00] What kind of move on with the episode

[00:58:02] You fucker

[00:58:05] This thing is coming for you

[00:58:07] And you

[00:58:09] Thank you

[00:58:10] Fuck that

[00:58:11] Listen

[00:58:12] Anyway

[00:58:13] I got something for that dude, alright

[00:58:15] He ain't coming for me

[00:58:17] I'ma did up

[00:58:18] We guys like yakking or drinking?

[00:58:21] No, I don't think so

[00:58:23] Jumping on a trampoline?

[00:58:24] I don't know man

[00:58:25] All I know

[00:58:26] Who are you guys

[00:58:27] Playing on a banjo

[00:58:28] Listen

[00:58:29] I don't even remember who it was

[00:58:31] I just remember the event

[00:58:33] So vividly that it scarred me

[00:58:36] For life

[00:58:37] That's a good candy too man

[00:58:39] I've never been able to eat them again

[00:58:41] Anything gelatin

[00:58:43] Have you had albinese like gummy bears and gummy worms?

[00:58:46] Not even cherry sour snicker?

[00:58:49] Cherry bombs?

[00:58:50] The cherry sour smell

[00:58:51] We call them cherry bombs

[00:58:53] Is it a hard candy?

[00:58:54] No, it's a gummy softy almost

[00:58:56] It's kinda hard on the outside

[00:58:58] It's got like a candy

[00:58:59] And then you bite and then it gets squishy like a

[00:59:02] Life, or not life saver

[00:59:05] Starburst

[00:59:06] Now laders?

[00:59:07] Those are fire too but

[00:59:09] That's different

[00:59:10] High shoes?

[00:59:11] That's different

[00:59:12] High shoes are fire

[00:59:13] That's not Amy, that's Julie

[00:59:15] Yeah both those are different

[00:59:16] High shoes are fire

[00:59:17] That's like taffy

[00:59:18] Yeah that's not gelatin

[00:59:19] Hold on

[00:59:20] Hold on

[00:59:22] You gotta bag it like taffy

[00:59:25] What color are you not eating?

[00:59:27] Oh I like all of those bro

[00:59:29] You're a fucking psycho

[00:59:31] You're gonna say banana right?

[00:59:32] Absolutely

[00:59:33] I knew it

[00:59:34] That's gross

[00:59:35] I knew you were

[00:59:36] That artificial banana says it was gross

[00:59:38] I knew you were gonna say that

[00:59:39] I'm not gonna lie dude that great

[00:59:40] That artificial great

[00:59:41] The artificial great flavor

[00:59:42] Purple is my last

[00:59:43] Yeah purple is definitely only

[00:59:45] If I got a choice I might not

[00:59:47] Land oh

[00:59:48] Yeah that because grape is not purple nigga

[00:59:50] No

[00:59:51] I mean not

[00:59:52] That's Dave Chappelle

[00:59:54] What'd you do freeze down some dime of tap in there

[00:59:56] Fucking wrap it up

[00:59:58] It just tastes like pills

[00:59:59] I mean this yeah bro it's gross

[01:00:01] It's got that yeah

[01:00:02] And some artificial cherry is not good either

[01:00:05] Yeah it's failure

[01:00:06] It just be too strong

[01:00:08] Like that fucking cough there

[01:00:10] This should taste like medicine

[01:00:11] It's like why am I eating

[01:00:13] Robotessin right now

[01:00:14] That's true

[01:00:15] Jesus Christ

[01:00:16] Yeah some cherry flavors are gross

[01:00:18] Hey so not everybody's tasting purple tessin

[01:00:20] And red tessin calm down

[01:00:22] Nigga that used to be the

[01:00:23] That was the only options

[01:00:25] Why do you think they stopped making it

[01:00:28] Mother fuckers was robo frying

[01:00:30] Roboturping

[01:00:31] And then had the nerve to do it in pill form

[01:00:33] Like uh okay

[01:00:35] Hey man I'm not gonna lie though

[01:00:36] That shit hella

[01:00:38] If you were sick

[01:00:39] And you took some of that shit

[01:00:41] Man you felt like a million bucks

[01:00:43] Man I've been sleeping

[01:00:44] Yeah yeah

[01:00:45] Drugs

[01:00:46] Mm-hmm

[01:00:47] Is this what cloud 10 is

[01:00:50] Hot pass cloud 9

[01:00:51] I haven't felt like this since the Pixie stick incident of 97

[01:00:56] I snorted my dad's Pixie stick dust that he kept in a baggie

[01:01:00] Son that wasn't Pixie sticks

[01:01:02] Son that wasn't Pixie sticks

[01:01:04] I've never just balanced out

[01:01:05] That's scary for your own deal

[01:01:07] Hey man you're low end man

[01:01:09] You're telling me you were uh

[01:01:11] Making Robotossin and doing cocaine

[01:01:15] Well it didn't taste like sugar

[01:01:17] Perfectly normal

[01:01:19] Alright we're James

[01:01:20] It's just English man

[01:01:21] Alright we're James

[01:01:22] That's exactly what he said

[01:01:23] It wasn't Tuesday

[01:01:24] He said unity at noon

[01:01:27] Balance perfect harmony

[01:01:29] Achieved

[01:01:30] That's exactly seven on the P.A. scale right there

[01:01:35] Some acid and some base

[01:01:38] Wow

[01:01:40] You got acid and base

[01:01:42] It's pronounced bas

[01:01:44] Bas

[01:01:45] Bas

[01:01:47] Serve of fish

[01:01:49] Now don't you try to go and French it up

[01:01:51] It's called dirt

[01:01:53] It's called dirt

[01:01:54] It's called church

[01:01:55] Your name is dirt

[01:01:56] It's church

[01:01:57] Well I'm saying French

[01:01:59] That's what y'all were doing

[01:02:00] They smell

[01:02:01] Bas

[01:02:05] Rootin

[01:02:06] I'm allergic to fish

[01:02:07] Intudin

[01:02:09] My sushi is usually some chick named Sasha

[01:02:14] Tell me who you're eating out right now

[01:02:16] No

[01:02:17] No he just mispronounced her name when he was

[01:02:19] And she was like

[01:02:20] It's Sasha

[01:02:22] Sushi you taste so good

[01:02:26] My name's Sasha

[01:02:31] My name is Kimberly

[01:02:37] Whole key motherfucker

[01:02:39] I call you Caesar like the salad

[01:02:42] That you're tossing

[01:02:43] Wow

[01:02:45] You said it before I could

[01:02:48] That's kind of funny because I did make a chicken Caesar salad the other day

[01:02:51] It's probably delicious wasn't it?

[01:02:53] It was fucking fire

[01:02:55] Groceries

[01:02:56] But I definitely tossed it

[01:02:58] You're a chef

[01:02:59] Alright

[01:03:01] That's what chefs do

[01:03:02] We're making MIC uncomfortable

[01:03:04] Who's talking about this whole

[01:03:06] Dwarf snowball

[01:03:08] Yeah he's talking about

[01:03:10] Sperm clogged pores and whatnot

[01:03:13] And this guy

[01:03:14] Batty yeah

[01:03:16] Giz Batty

[01:03:18] Hey hey

[01:03:19] Tiger got out of his cage bro

[01:03:21] Tiger got out of his cage

[01:03:23] My bad

[01:03:26] It's a name for my dick

[01:03:33] Absolutely got

[01:03:34] What the fuck is that

[01:03:35] You choose gum

[01:03:37] Whoa

[01:03:39] Bows bubbles

[01:03:43] Tiger choose gum

[01:03:47] They're great

[01:03:49] I got Tiger

[01:03:56] I got Tiger

[01:03:57] Name it for us to fix

[01:04:01] You got fire

[01:04:02] Wings

[01:04:03] And the tiger

[01:04:04] You telling me this Tiger frosted these flakes

[01:04:07] What's untrouble

[01:04:16] Yo Tony chill bro

[01:04:19] Who's Tony

[01:04:22] Tony the tiger

[01:04:25] That's the tiger's name

[01:04:27] Who the fuck is Tony

[01:04:28] Hey Tony

[01:04:30] Frosted my flinks

[01:04:32] Hey Tony better stop

[01:04:33] Can I get a drink please

[01:04:37] There's a box

[01:04:39] A box

[01:04:42] Lazy sums of bitches

[01:04:45] There's a whole bunch of them

[01:04:47] I needed that laugh

[01:04:49] Says the guy that won't get up to go get one

[01:04:56] He said John niggas lazy

[01:05:00] When he talk about me niggas

[01:05:02] He said I ain't moving though

[01:05:03] I know that

[01:05:06] Whatever niggas rows the parks

[01:05:08] I know I ain't getting out to see

[01:05:12] I'll get my beer

[01:05:13] Yeah

[01:05:15] And you gonna get it for me

[01:05:17] All right did he chill

[01:05:23] Go ahead and get the cheesecake right now

[01:05:28] And the Cambodian

[01:05:30] Hey listen here

[01:05:32] Don't you ever

[01:05:38] Ever in your life get Brooklyn mistaking with Harlem

[01:05:41] My bad

[01:05:43] Never in your life

[01:05:45] Is that 100% Cambodian

[01:05:50] Did it test clean

[01:05:51] From a bad boy

[01:05:53] That's 100% Cambodian

[01:05:55] Take that take that

[01:05:57] Some Cambodian breast milk from a bad boy

[01:06:01] That ain't breast milk

[01:06:10] Jesus

[01:06:11] Those are boy cows

[01:06:12] That's a herd of bulls

[01:06:15] Well they're all milked and happy

[01:06:17] And we're canceled

[01:06:20] That's official

[01:06:23] Could have just said you know I don't want to podcast anymore

[01:06:28] He rage quit just now

[01:06:31] You're gonna go out and go down the bank right

[01:06:34] Hey fuck it

[01:06:35] He rage quit just now

[01:06:37] He equivalent of fuck you

[01:06:39] Fuck you

[01:06:40] Fuck you

[01:06:42] You're cool

[01:06:44] And I'm out

[01:06:46] I hope you don't mind

[01:06:48] I got up a little early so I took the liberty of mucking your cow for you

[01:06:51] Yeah I took a little while to get it warmed up

[01:06:54] She sure is a stubborn one

[01:06:56] That pow all at once

[01:06:58] We don't have a cow

[01:07:00] We have a bull

[01:07:02] I brush my teeth

[01:07:05] How about you boy

[01:07:08] Fuckin' wrong with you

[01:07:10] Fuckin' wrong with y'all

[01:07:14] So funny that you say that

[01:07:18] Mr. Seven Door fucking skin lotion over here

[01:07:23] Fuck you mean it

[01:07:24] Fuck you mean it

[01:07:25] You're funny for saying that

[01:07:29] What the fuck you trying to say

[01:07:33] Fuck you

[01:07:34] Jesus Christ

[01:07:35] You know there's no bounce

[01:07:37] That's out of control

[01:07:39] Take a look at yourself

[01:07:41] Absolutely wild

[01:07:42] You gotta probably be the change

[01:07:43] You wanna see in other people's songs

[01:07:48] Just don't do a sex change

[01:07:50] What the hell is gonna say

[01:07:51] Is that like the transition

[01:07:55] Wow

[01:07:56] You gotta be the change

[01:07:57] Wow

[01:07:59] You gotta be the change

[01:08:00] Wow

[01:08:02] You gotta be the change

[01:08:03] You gotta be the change

[01:08:04] You gotta be the change

[01:08:05] You gotta be the change

[01:08:06] Master考一

[01:08:32] Otherwise, I'll just be straight. What's the point of getting a sex change and being straight still?

[01:08:41] Burn that down

[01:09:05] Just committed suicide

[01:09:30] That's exactly what that was right there

[01:09:35] Oh

[01:09:46] They surrounded me I need an exit tank I need an exit

[01:09:54] It's sunny outside and it is very colorful inside my house

[01:09:59] It's skipping very red and blue in here

[01:10:09] I don't know if I should take this for a warning or for a disco. I'm scared

[01:10:21] Wow

[01:10:29] So our security officer

[01:10:33] Footage on the page they already seen it they've seen it. They know what it is of

[01:10:38] Yes, oh no not not that scooter what?

[01:10:42] He's talking about his his attraction to scooters to his front grill. Yes. That's right. He's his magnetation story time

[01:10:51] No, we won't do that

[01:10:54] Hey, just know allegedly are fucking our security got bodies

[01:11:00] No, I mean it definitely happened and he's legal a hundred percent not in the wrong legal super unfortunate, but it's you know legal

[01:11:09] Legal yeah, you play stupid games you win stupid prizes surprise

[01:11:14] Niggas get shot a thing. Don't don't scoot scoot at nighttime with no lights

[01:11:18] Especially on a scooty. Fuck you. You got no Blake light

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