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[00:00:00] This podcast is powered by the plug. Welcome. Can he laugh more in the building? Doug, funny. Guess I'll be that in the game, I see. He's still the Haitian. So not a lot of listeners might be able to say that out in public.

[00:00:44] Can't say the end or yeah. So that's our whole name. Give him something else. Yeah, we're not listening. You have to say it. You have to say it. I should just leave it like that, right? That's a call. You got white people trying to say your name.

[00:01:00] That one dude from that one podcast. What? Say what it? Say his name. Young and worried. And I see. That's too good. That is too good. Yeah, so we're back. Steve Kursson. Steve Kursson. Oh, what's his name? Nick Never. Nicholas. Colonel. Nicholas. Kropopolis. Papa George. Papa George.

[00:02:09] Yeah, anyway. Welcome. We have nothing lined up for you guys, so hopefully this goes well. We're almost spiraled already. Actually we do have some juice, but we're just... We freeze. We freeze, though. So I thought of another possible segment that could be reoccurring. Yeah.

[00:02:29] Rated our version of cartoons. Fire. Obviously like cartoon. Okay, so I mean, they didn't like that one. If you really break it down a lot of those cartoons back in the day, we're already already. Kind of fun. We just didn't catch it.

[00:02:43] It was acceptable in the 80s and 90s. Exactly. Yeah, if you look back on it now, it's like holy fuck. We should sample that song to... But you were accepted well in the 80s. What are you going to use that song? So I was thinking of...

[00:02:55] Blues clues gone, rated R. So Steve's... You know Steve's handy-dandy notebook? Uh-huh. So he's got a bunch of hidden handy-dandy notebooks. And they're all sex position. And we call it Commissuture Steve. So all of Blues Clues are just victorious. Secret Panels, left and different rooms. Okay. Okay.

[00:03:16] Okay. So... Blues Clues... I just... Pan Deos. No. It's Commissuture Steve. Okay. Well, I guess that would be rated. So yeah, I think that would be... That should be rated M for mature. Yeah. That's what I feel like. I'm ready to do our building in Mandy. Okay.

[00:03:36] So he's got hidden handy-dandy notebooks. So when they're all sex positions, it's a car misogyta hilarious. How would Billy Mandy be R? Billy's sleigh and dick to Mandy. And then they take her others? No, no, no. So... Oh, that's right. That's right. And the show...

[00:03:52] Mandy kind of had a crush on Billy, but it was so much smarter than him. I haven't really watched watch of that. Billy Mandy was... To be honest with you, I haven't really watched watch of that. Billy and Mandy was fire.

[00:04:01] Billy and Mandy were out instead of doing their little bullshit breaks and all that other bullshit that never really do. They're out here killing people and torturing people and sending them all to grip. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. I got one. All right.

[00:04:20] Big comfy couch. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. I'm happy to be chained. Okay, how was the right to be? They're having the couchs alive and it's a monster. And each forever sits on it. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. They're in the big blue house, but he just mulls it.

[00:04:38] I thought it was going to be like the casting couch. That's what I meant. It doesn't have to be about same-stage. That's why I said always about same-stage radio. That's right. Yeah. It's a pretty triple act. That's this guy.

[00:04:50] That's exactly the same before everything is purchased on Google. I was over there doing a skid-a-max cooking shows. It should offer Disney. Come on, guy. He said, are there tits? They're not on watch.

[00:05:01] If there isn't at least a slow ground in there, I ain't even going to put my face on. Wait, is it full frontal? Did I? And it know that I don't want to watch it. It's alvin in the chin of your shoulders. That's just a chill.

[00:05:12] That's getting worn out. Wow. Why is it always sexual? Let's be more creative. Okay. Yeah. There we go. It just gives some people. I see a click in your brain. So the famous jetjacks in Rob's a bank. Honey, I shrunk the kids.

[00:05:28] And they're actually just on really strong acid. And they didn't shrink or anything. They just think there's anything in that jungle in their backyard. But it would happen to be honey. Honey, we shrunk ourselves. Not honey, we shrunk the kids. Otherwise they dad gives them. Otherwise they don't.

[00:05:45] Otherwise they dust their kids. So this doesn't do his gives. He just makes a happy batch of brownies and just leaves it to cool off. And leaves for a little bit but then the kids come home from playing. Because of summertime, you know?

[00:05:58] They play and they come home when the street lights on. And it's right in itself. Dude, this is perfect. I love it. You know what I mean? I mean, Rob. Andy, then the coverage is just one big acid trip. Why don't you go Johnny Bravo, X-rated.

[00:06:09] Jenny Bravo is already X-rated. Yeah, it would. That's basically just another port. If we make that. At least let me say it. You can't say it like that. Let me show you Bravo got tied up and trapped to a table and was like, my mom warned me about

[00:06:23] just like you. No, he said, I'm glad you were right. Oh, my. Since this is already getting sexual. We got to. Okay, let's go on. We got another nickname for Sir Johnny O'Pores. The poor star. The poor star. The poor star. The poor star. And the poor star.

[00:06:45] He had about to call me a man delicious. Yes, he is. The poor star. The poor star. Yeah, I'm an expert and we have this one player called Prashish O'Chula. You said his name. You said you wouldn't. I've just said it. I'm telling you that you said it.

[00:07:05] I'll never say it. You said it. What's his name? P star. Oh. What's his coverman? Probably something like. Prashish. That sounds about right now. Remember when you first saw your daughter, take her first steps and you called it a dora-bley precious? I said sit your ass back down.

[00:07:32] What did you not say that? Cause thugs can't say adorable. Is this middle name adorable? Prashish adorable. I'm a good girl. I'm a good girl. Man, I hope you can fight. You know that. His name is Prashish. What's your real name? Prashish.

[00:07:56] Okay, but not like your favorite name like your real name. I'm Prashish. Man, like what's your real name? Prashish. You called my man, man. Last time I met a Prashish, he was my cousin. Patience, Prashish, O'Chula. Huh. It's a very feminine name. Where are we going with this?

[00:08:17] I don't know. The last Prashish I met was on four legs. So because it's a feminine name, my man cannot be named Prashish. That's what we're getting that. Probably shouldn't walk around with that. That's what we're getting that. Like just actually a pet me. Oh.

[00:08:32] I had a people named Prashish. Wow. She was facing my face. It was on four legs. Prashish bit face in the face and that's how he got his name face. Prashish was real bitch she was doing. She went literally. Dude. Dude.

[00:08:50] Like we had to feed her separately because she was such a bitch. The last Prashish I met, I pet that hope. She laid down right next to me. Did she find a pilot of training order? You pet strippers? No. Wow. Twice. Maybe. He's like, no, that was peaches.

[00:09:10] I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Yeah. She had the night off. You got a babe. How long do you get to pet? How long do you get to pet? See that. That's the right pet. I don't bet pet. That's the right pet. How long does he long for a pet?

[00:09:30] Better than I thought. How much? You don't get that dog? No. Can I pick that dog? No, he doesn't get that dog. You just pat her on the head. I would like to pet you. How much? It was pretty nice. It was so, very nice. Stay.

[00:09:45] Buck like a dog. No, it's like that commercial. Twenty bucks could let me win argument. You be a hondes. She goes, she goes. I give you five dollars extra if you let me drive in the front seat and I'll not complain about your driving.

[00:09:59] So, I get in the car. You know what? What did that argument line? Johnny Depp. Oh fuck. Oh, he won an argument. Johnny Depp won an argument. Was the woman? Was this in court? Yes. Remember she's shitting his bed. My dog got stunned by the beat.

[00:10:18] I do remember. She shitted in the man's bed. Yeah, no it's. I can't see because I got pept in my knee. Do you guys have a different top five for animated movies? Yeah. Dylon, dylon. Don't be serious. So animated kids movies? Just animated movies. It's a series.

[00:10:43] We just want to be naming this one. Where does a friend gully come in on that number three? What about rescuers down under? That's number four. Okay, finding Nemo. For am I see finding Nemo's number one? Where's the curse? And I wish anybody would say something.

[00:11:00] Mr. Scoot in the dark. Rescueers down under. I said that one. Oh, did you? John Candy, of course. I don't find it. We see. I don't know why. Five of those were you? Was that what you said? No, no.

[00:11:12] He's talking about when Scrooge McDuck and the kids found the genie. What is that? Oh, the great adventure. The great adventure duck tales. That tells Greta Venture. Dr. Dr. Harris. Okay. What about we're back? A dinosaur story? Yeah. That was pretty fun. That was a sleeper.

[00:11:31] That was sleeper. That was a sleeper. That was a surprise. Okay. So does Cooge Fram heat Roger Rabbit count? It's kind of animated. That's the first slide that's kind of animated. That's just gorgeous live-action too. Plus I was like kind of adult anyway. All right.

[00:11:50] So you guys know who Benny Boop is, yeah? Oh, fuck you. Yeah. Does anybody want to bet me that baby Boop is based off of a black woman? Yeah, no. Not taking that bet. No? I see why people would think something.

[00:12:07] I'm not sure if I've heard this conspiracy before. It's not a conspiracy. Betty Boop is based off of Dorothy Dandridge, the first black woman in the film. Put it in your Google machine and research it. I believe because I've heard something like that before.

[00:12:21] I tried to bet M.I.C. but he didn't want to bet me because he knew I was right. Welcome. Welcome. We're moving to the fuck on. Next topic. What's funny? We got some hot goss. Oh, all right. M.I.C. why?

[00:12:41] I know, right? How's it those new? I got fuckers everybody's there. I got something. I got something very random. Why the fuck do we care what Cisco and Iver think? Who the fuck is that? Why does it matter if they put two thumbs up?

[00:13:01] Does anyone know Cisco and Iver? Are they Jewish? Cisco's actually related to me. They're Jewish, right? So I should respect his thumbs up. It's... He went to a movie school. Well, do you know him? Okay, so first off he's my friend. Did he call you a fool?

[00:13:16] He's my great uncle. The Jews, the Jews do run hall. We were all he was. Hey, look. The only Christopher we acknowledge as well is... Or Reeves. Walking. Walking. Reeves has not been. Reeves has not been. What about Christopher Columbus? No, we don't respect him. He saved Bristol's.

[00:13:39] We don't respect him. He didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us. Malka Vax. Stand up for your rights. What? But yeah, Cisco and Iver. Yeah, are they directors? They're creating. They're creating. I don't give up. Fuck. So what they say matters, though?

[00:14:03] Unless you've written a movie, script, directors, all I shit. I don't give up. What do you think? That reminds me of something. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, exactly. That actually reminds me of something. What is it? Who the fuck is Ted?

[00:14:15] Why don't we give a fucking eat talk? Ted talks here, stupid. What a fucking bread. Why do we give a fucking eat talk? You were a dick. I'm still waiting on Ted to show us. We wanted a lot.

[00:14:29] Did we give a shit about Edgers and Ebro or whatever. It's because of the presentation. Ebro in the morning over here. No, no, no, no, no. Cisco would eat a fuck out of here. Nobody wants to give a shit about that same thing. That's all.

[00:14:42] Yeah, I just said it. No. The Granny Finish on. So they're both educated. They went to college. Right? Got a degree in. Why is it not Dr. Fred then? It's just got a degree in what? I mean, oh my bad. What do you get a degree?

[00:15:00] Ted's up seven up. Ted. Ted is math. What do they get a degree in? He's up seven up. Okay. Well, I think they're degrees in art science and filmography. Okay, so they learned about shit but never done shit. That happens most of the time.

[00:15:25] That's what most of life is. So, so, make it tell you make it, I guess right? Most of life is people who have opinions on shit that they have no idea what it is. I've learned how to be a doctor but you don't see me cutting people open.

[00:15:37] You just need little abbreviations after your name. Yeah. Did he? Unless it's a cool story. If the cool story gets in was not alleged. I like Duggy Houser. MD. Mad Dog. 2020. Bill Tron. 2020. 2020. Yeah, they're only. Fuck you, homo sapiens. Small out of the song. Well, being serious.

[00:16:02] I'm being serious. There's something that you can do. You have a talent that nobody else can repeat but you don't. Flex on it the same and then there's not like a doctor at behind it. Does that mean you're not proficient in advanced in that specific topic?

[00:16:17] I see what you're saying. That's why I'm saying fuck what's the skill of the two. No, no, no, no, no, no. They were in the public's eye. Yes, you got to have those credentials. The what's the call? The fucking onion.

[00:16:29] They do spoof critiques and still get looked at. They're not taking serious. Why don't we take them fuck about dead talk because it's. It's informative. All right. It's someone has a hold on. Let me let me ask him I see this.

[00:16:45] Did it do something happen on TED Talks to you? I don't know. Right. What did Ted say? Ted. Did Ted not only talk to you, did Ted touch you? No. But he got me. It wasn't a Ted touch. Ted touch. That cough. Can't let me be man.

[00:17:04] This is this Ted's on the wall. Quick, coughing in the microphone. Just said it on the phone. That's not. No, math. Got better British night's on. I see him for a lot of this. That's it now. They're not here, Ted. They're here, Ted.

[00:17:19] You think that's the Ted they're talking about? No fucking clue. On TED Talk. I mean, he's fighting the Asian song. Why does nobody ever talk to Ted? People are on TED talks and never talk to Ted. Ted never talks. It's never Ted on the internet. Never Ted.

[00:17:35] Hashtag never Ted. Who the fuck is Ted? Never Ted. The educational discussion. TED. No, I like it better. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's no fucking dumbasses can make the shit. It's got no fucking fucking money.

[00:17:50] Why, it's not to be the only one to Ted stands for the educational discussion. It should just be ED. Yeah, it would just be the second question. Just ED. It's erectile dysfunction. Yeah. I guess I could see what I would be confusing, Seminar is on it. Yeah. David.

[00:18:14] It's just totally erectile dysfunction. I mean, the other thing we said. Look at the fuck is the seminar? Do you read the syllabus? Who's bus? Whose bus? The syllabus. I never took that one. Did the short one go along one? It was the short short one.

[00:18:32] Who was syllabus? It was shorter than the short bus. The silly bus? Yeah, somebody said the short bus was the normal bus. No, the silly bus was Miss Frisley's bus. Yeah. That'd be fair. OK, so I have something we can all agree with disagree on.

[00:18:47] What was your favorite Adam Sandley movie? Off the top of my head, happy going on. And it can't be a water boy, happy Gilmore or... I think it's like a bigger rule than the earlier one. I already had the stipulations. It can't be a happy Gilmore.

[00:19:04] I'll be there. Billy Madison or water boy. Oh, water boy. OK. So if you're going for something like more meaningful, let's say like click or maybe like big daddy. But anger management's a dope, too. anger management. Did you guys like uncut gems? Yes. Yeah.

[00:19:22] I thought that was a deal. It's a deal. Oh, Mr. Deeds. Deeds. You're very sneaky. I'm not proud of you locking shit. Chuck and Larry. Oh, I'm not proud of you. Wow. I'm not proud to check you. Wow. That was actually deep, too. Is that the crazy means?

[00:19:40] It's like a circle. It's a circle. It's like a circle. It has a corner. It's like a circle. That's actually really good. Dude, it's so funny. So Kyrie the other day, he was like, it's saying something about something that was you know, it's round circular. Yeah.

[00:19:56] He was like that one. He was like, he's like, uh, it's like a circle. And he started just like the motherfucker from an opera and Chuck. He has a corner. How Larry is? He's just like, uh, like, um, damn ween.

[00:20:09] Well, so he's also in bulletproof, even though bulletproof. You know, he's the main character, but there's still another main character. He's an airhead. He's an airhead. Even though he's not the main character. He's an airhead. That's a great movie. Yeah. Um, he grand though.

[00:20:27] He granted us that's my boy is pretty excited. There's a whole lot of clarity without asking any questions. All right. So what's the best? Well, we'll fair a movie. Tyler diggin' it. Yeah. Oh, I want to go past him. I want to go past him. So now.

[00:20:44] Adam's having a good time. Adam's having a good time. Adam's having a good time. Yeah. I was an engineer. Those Adam's having a good time. His kids. His dad. No. The kids. Yes. Like the pieces they call him. Yeah. Second life. No. Yeah.

[00:21:00] The break calls he used to do is like, you kick my dog. That was. I did. I did. I did. What's not SNL? That was kids. He, they read, did it on SNL but he did like, you come in my front yard and you kick my dog. Yeah.

[00:21:19] I think I know Sean. That was time I shoot. Yeah. Yeah. I think I know Sean about. Then you got a piece of shit car. That's another SNL. That's the one. Yeah. Talking Go. They never did that one on SNL though. Yeah. Remember that one. That was book.

[00:21:34] You still do in a stand-up too. I remember some of that shit. Or Tobbo Thwilly. They stand with Sally. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Yeah. That shit was funny. That shit happened in the last day. They put that in the gut. I remember that now. Bro.

[00:21:50] Do you want to walk to corn memory for me? Yeah. That's what I thought you had to throw a gun down. Bro, Tobbo Thwilly was a true friend. Hell yeah. You fucking bitch fuck you. I'm not dead. Fuck. Fuck. Come to fucking hospital. It's broken on the fucker.

[00:22:05] It's gold. We could do this all night though. Because that was thinking, can I correct that? Favorite welfare or movie? Tell it to get it. Old school. Okay. Stay right there. You can do it. Who's we? So you said you said. So we got Talod Day Good night.

[00:22:26] We got Old school. No. You got a favorite welfare on the way. Where are you, Dr.? Um... Titchies. It's not a movie but it's a series that he's in. Oh my god. And it plays a car salesman. Yeah. He's bound to do it. He's bound to do it.

[00:22:45] We're like Rick Flare. That's probably my favorite character that he's like portrayed. He's a character. He's a character. The time of the park. God. That show was so funny. Oh my god. That was hilarious. That's where his daughter played the... The landlord.

[00:23:04] He said, listen up he beautiful pieces. She's the same shit. Yeah. Drop some air bombs on you. Okay. That's a good segue to the like best characters. Because they're the dentist in Django. He was one of the most. He was one of the dope.

[00:23:21] But he wasn't really a dentist. He was a dentist. He was a dentist. That was his job. Well, that's one badass dentist of the year. Yeah. Yeah. He's going around the shoot in a 30-hour six like that. Give me a camera 100 miles away. That's your fucking tooth.

[00:23:36] I'm getting excited too. I'm excited. He didn't have no rep cross hairs. This is my shootin' a hit. Chris the wall. Allegedly. Every Chris the wall. You wait, Sean the way it came. I've been very pro black and super ally. Allegedly. Allegedly. You know, every single one.

[00:23:56] Even when he was the Jew hunter, he still came up with the deal and got Merckdaw because he tried to come up with the deal. So you're saying he was a good guy at that movie? He was a, he was a, he was a, an antagonist.

[00:24:11] But he was the crossover. Praktagonist. He was Alan Iverson. A proctorologist. Hold on. Hold on. No, no. He was very, very, very, very, very. He was a crap man. Yes. He got, got a guy. Got it. That's what that word means. So he was very pragmatic.

[00:24:28] He went with the winning team in between the cheeks. Right. He was a fence writer between the cheeks. But he was still not necessarily like the faces. He just was a bum. The best that his job. Make it live. Between the cheeks.

[00:24:42] Or however that song goes or whatever they say. Whatever they say. So round and we do. We should make a remix. I'm going to tweet those cheeks. Alright, so cover right now. If I hear it, that's where I'm coming for you.

[00:24:59] I like to do facts that aren't true. Oh man, but they are too low. Yeah, that's why it makes it fun. Fake facts. Fake facts. Yeah. Fake facts. During the, uh, Mickey Mouse clubhouse days. Justin Timberlake. Britney Spears. And uh, Christina Aguella. She's an agglera. Had a three-sum.

[00:25:24] Yeah. Swrupple thing. They're like, Thruffle to the dream. They had a thrupple. And they didn't, and they didn't, to the theme song of Mickey Mouse. I see, see, see, see, see. Rude dog. Kuro-don, rude dog. Rude dog. Rude dog. That's the doer. That's Mickey Mouse clubhouse. That's crazy.

[00:25:45] I can't believe that it's K-Rax. That's crazy. That's crazy. My, uh, uh, uh, Adam's Santa Claus. Adam's Santa Claus. I'm so nervous. I've had a few days. No. Wrong that dog. It was it. But better that. Right. Right. They're math coolers. Something completely different. A penis.

[00:26:05] It was the, what's the, The love gun was his dick. That's right. That's right. That's right. He's so nasty. Bye. Oh. Oh, God. That's used the mouse control. Right dog. Get your mouse control. Miska. Miska. Mickey Mouse. Oh. Jesus. He's a, He's a,

[00:26:29] I've got some real cock for you right here. He's a, He's a, All right. So let's run with that. How about we change Mickey Mouse's voice? We'll do a voice form. Oh, what's he got? I got it. James Robbins. Oh, yeah. Can't get in.

[00:26:46] I could never watch another fucking Disney tale. Miska. Miska. Miska. Oh, yeah. Mickey fucking. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I definitely read it on a version. Oh, come here Mickey. Oh, come here. What about, what about, Ben Stein? Ben Stein is Joe Pachy. And what movie?

[00:27:18] Ben, Ben Stein has Joe Pachy and either casino or good. It's funny. Funny how. No, kid can if as mother fucking Joe Pachy. That's hilarious. That's actually good. Funny. That's no. You said you said Joe Pachy. Funny how I need to get.

[00:27:36] I just think of what's a bucket from fucking monsters ink. All right, what's a mouse? He's a monkey. I'm watching you and asking, always watch him. I'm watching you and watching. Can you imagine they put that in there because they're always. I want to.

[00:28:03] Let's put kid can if in a movie and not say it's kid can if. Let's call her an agent. No, you're mouthed. Not in your hand. I mean, by like a third line, I would be like, what the fuck is going on?

[00:28:16] Not in your mouth and not in your hand. I would have to rewind it. Mill in your ass. Little cock boy. Whoa, the integral. Jesus. All right, we'll be right back from these messages. Can't you knit with Pauli on the porch? Do you guys want to? Kim? What's?

[00:29:45] What's? Buh-uh-uh. Buh-uh-uh. Buh-uh-uh-uh. Buh-uh-uh. Buh-uh-uh. Buh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. I just told him, I don't know why they're black. That's a care of me. You knew that was going to happen. See, I've looked at her. I didn't even job a step away. And you knew that was going to happen.

[00:30:03] What are you trying to look down on? That I'm full. Doesn't fall far from the tree. I've never been jobless to the blade. I did it last time. He's the other brother. He's going to break your shit. That's like, what about? I'm just going to stay right there.

[00:30:16] No, go that way. He said, no. Go that way. He said, no. Go that way. He said, no. I'll protect you. That's a pleasure boy, everybody. You, your friends, your friends. The fence? Yeah, the fence. Mute. I'm trying to. No, all right. I walk back everybody.

[00:30:37] There's a quick commercial break. We have to not pay the bills. No bills. Wait, that's the bad thing. We need to decide. We need to do it. If you want to be a part of Paulian, the porch. Paulian, the porch. Appetize.

[00:30:49] You know, we reach nationally and also globally. International. And we number one, bitch. Number one. And did for check us out. If you guys want to commercial, just call it as follows. We're just one. And we're going to get back to false facts here.

[00:31:17] I believe, in my C, M to lie to the C had something he wanted to bring up with false facts. Yeah, man. Did you know that? Oh, man. Now, that was a false fact right there that I'm sleeping on everybody. But he'll come up with something.

[00:31:37] I'm very serious. It's an old wooden ship. I think that's actually true. So, same he was telling me that, uh, who? Same. Same. Same. Same. You know the Niggandarm Street, same. Yeah, okay. Niggandarm Street. Was telling me that the block has to install osmosis fucking water heaters now.

[00:32:01] Ritter on caviolators. Osmosis water heaters. If they're from Jones company and it's got to be electric on it. It can't be gas powered. Oh, then okay. Jones doesn't make electric. You won't get osmosis with Jones. He said, these are the first ones. E-bola.

[00:32:19] E-bola is a case of dandric. Compan to me. Why are you so worried about that? Why don't they reverse the osmosis. They're just giving us regular osmosis. Because reverse osmosis. There's a do-shit. You got to reverse it. Reverse my do something. Reverse osmosis gets you liquid from solids.

[00:32:38] Oh, so we're gonna awesomeize it. That's why you've been rock-sadded. Awesome. I love rocks. I got rocks on my hose right now. I'm fucking low rocks. I think the five rocks were pulling started. That's cute. That's cute these times. He's got stilted his hose.

[00:32:56] I see what you did with that. But that's not what I meant. That was hilarious though. He's pretty sedumant. He pisses rocks. Where did his kidney stones? No, that's not what I said. That's a couple of those. I mean, that's what stones in the hose could refer to.

[00:33:13] Are you putting mentioned issues outside of your sediments? Yeah. So, M.I.C. is actually 96 years old. We're celebrating his 97th day. He's got moth balls and he's quasi right now. He smells like moth balls and put chule oil. You walk into his house and just hit him.

[00:33:31] Where there's candy. And where there's a original thing. He's got the monster on the right. Great grandma. Great grandma. He goes to Perkins every Sunday morning. Pope Marie in the bathroom. Maybe binigins. No, no, no, no. It's the front piece. I think there's one on the front.

[00:33:49] I think there's one on the front. With the early bird's special. No, M.I.C. goes to the peep. The next best thing you'd break this in bed is that the peep. They totally stole that from folders, bro. Who came up with it first? Folders are the peep.

[00:34:06] I would think folders. Folders? That would be my guess. Didn't you down now? What's the folders version of that? The best part. The best part. That's a wholly totally different tempo though. It's different speed. The best part of waking up is folders in your cup.

[00:34:25] That all sounds like full house. That's a bit of a joke. I'm gonna jump out of the hallway. Who the fuck? Tell our aristocrat joke. Yeah, yeah. And then to fall on something or something. Anyway. Say drink. We're just like a meal. I was fucking bad.

[00:34:50] Could you imagine, so like imagine Tracy Morgan sing in Jersey boys? I'm pretty sure he would get to like the first two lines and be like, Yo, what the fuck is it? Jersey boy. I'm pretty sure. That's the same Jersey boy. Haven't had me.

[00:35:10] I mean, I hear what these Jersey boys trying to get everybody. Yeah, you know, catch me. We're not Jersey boy. I'm from Queens. He's not from. I know. I'm just playing. No, okay. Well, Andy was definitely doing a how high reference just now with the Tracy Morgan. Yeah.

[00:35:29] Yeah, yeah. I know you can expect me to pick no money. I'm just joking. Don't make me come in. Come on. If you got some me, everybody come. I need you. Titty. What? What did he say? What the fuck? I don't know.

[00:35:44] The fuck you just said little kid but you splashes. Special. Best Kevin Smith movie. I'll go with the ones that I've watched the most. That would be clerks and malwraps. Dogmer. But they're all very close. Dogmer. Dogmer is the best Kevin Smith movie. I'll feel you.

[00:36:01] Spread out of the right. They're all great. Yeah. It was not really a wrong answer. There was one that I felt he was in recently. James, sign the book? No, it was a recent film. After like all that stuff,

[00:36:12] he played like a different type of role kind of similar. Kevin Smith. Oh, fat show. Yeah, I cannot remember this. He'd be a big picture of my head. His character in my head. I just can't fucking remember what movies. He's very eclectic and talkative.

[00:36:30] I can't do I can't remember. They've done those roles. All the funny guys have done those roles. Yeah. And you're favorite funny guy. And what's the favorite of very well known flick-eaters? A lot of people are type-casted though. What's your favorite funny guy pick their serious movie?

[00:36:45] That's what I'm talking about. That's how he walks with it. Funny how. Did they want to get it? They were funny. They were being a dickhead. Oh, man. He's been a dickhead. He's been a dickhead. Like? I'm being serious. Adam Sandler did uncut jams and click.

[00:36:59] Did that wasn't an in-law's soul plan? No, it's going to be. Big facts. Can't talk about it. Can't talk about it. Can't talk about it. My favorite role. Go fuck yourself. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. That's not a good to have brain. That's not a good to have it.

[00:37:15] Holy shit. Holy shit. Yo, thanks. That's so good. Res were looking man. I can't tell how you're being busted. So you're pissing me off because you're being funny right now. I'm being dead serious. What the fuck are you having? What the fuck do you mean funny?

[00:37:32] It's a funny funny. To comedy. Fuck. It's a never-thing broadcast. We talk about serious shit sometimes. We also talk about things you never see. I've never taken the serious shit in my life. So you're all happy shit. You're laughing while you shit. I mean, you don't.

[00:37:53] He's the only one. At least once. Can't get it. I'm focused. I can't can if on the fucking throne. That's not happy. That's all he hears. Can't can if noises. That's all he hears. That's all he hears. That's all he hears. Come on, come on.

[00:38:13] Come on, come on. Come on. Take your chin, man. Oh my god. I took a chin off. Somebody call me shit. God, that's hilarious. Take a chin off. I just dropped it. I should've never ate those tacos. If I'm ever talking to you on the phone. Yeah.

[00:38:31] I start sounding like Kim Kenev. Just know. I'm probably pushing one out. Just know. When I hear you, you know, tell us. I'm a side of a grown man. Tell me. I'm already hanging out. I'm not going to the phone when I think I have to put.

[00:38:48] There you come. Oh, that's hilarious. You're just missing the fucking call. I send the camera to hell. Every time. That's the call. No, that's shit. Bring. I take show back. I can't talk about it. Let me go. Let it go. Okay.

[00:39:03] I don't even want to hear your voice. Well, I'm shit. That's hilarious. That's correct. That's correct. Yeah. I really stepped on this. What does that mean? Lando, everyone's in a while. You remind us that you might be caucus. I just thought that was fun.

[00:39:19] It was kind of gourmets. It was just fun. You thought that she didn't call the high up button. I wouldn't. I usually don't. He called me and I didn't. Talk on the phone when I don't put it. I thought it was funny.

[00:39:32] Since I got up, I answered them. You don't answer the phone and poop at the same time. I'll put you washer and hands first. I used this infected. I do dial, don dial. Then I used the hands, Annie. Then I do two wet wipes.

[00:39:50] What's the number to dial, don? 720222227. The soap company? Dish hand. So, so done, Henley? Dial on, dial, don. All you to America? Who? Whatever happened to that guy. Hopefully he's going to die. Mike Tyson, Amy. Hopefully he's a fucking dead. Fucked on King. He might die.

[00:40:21] Hopefully he died. I'm being super serious. Hopefully he died. Look at that. The two worst things to happen to Mike Tyson were Robin Gibbons and Don King. Don King's like the only celebrity corner quote that died in nobody even though. Coach Custamado died.

[00:40:33] And then he would have never had to deal with. So, and Custamado passed. Don King moved in. It was the catalyst. Okay. Dammit. Thanks. Four shot of things. Four shot of things. But things to come. Custamado kept him so safe. And then he passed away.

[00:40:53] He got what Robin Gibbons. He signed with that nigga. He been a nigga's ear off. Then he went to jail and got a face tattoo. And he like jerked off. Oh, no. Good. Good. Good. Good.

[00:41:09] You told the news report he was going to fuck up till he loved that day. No. No. No. He's coming home. And let's go to the precinct. This is also true. Right now. Get your blip. Right up. He's dead. One. Two. They said, what a lot after Rome.

[00:41:31] How being serious. Fucking kidding. No. This is also the same mic Tyson that ain't shrooms with the game on a podcast. Oh yeah. Completely went nuts. Dude, I posted something about that. I sent a little clip of it to y'all recently. But that shit is hilarious.

[00:41:49] That is the funny shit on my mind. Oh my god. I've never been scared and hide the same time. I would love to hang out with you. Yeah. I was in watch watching him. I would not want to die be. I'd be scared as fuck.

[00:42:03] I'd be fun as fuck. He just starts shut up. I can tell. He's dying to do it. Okay. Well, first off. I just think he got up. All of a sudden just started doing his fucking music shit. Do you feel scared? I'm not. Are you scared?

[00:42:15] I would definitely hide behind the couch. But it would still be fucking fun. You know. I'm hiding behind the couch. I am sure you underneath the couch. I'm hiding in the couch. You got a fucking pullout couch? You put me in. You put me in.

[00:42:28] You put me in. You put me in. You put me in. You put me in. Fuck that. You put me in. So Mikey Tyson did the interview on the Joe Rogan show and he said that crazy shit

[00:42:40] where he was scared of himself and didn't want to revert back to his old school cell. There's no man on this planet who can say that he's afraid of his old cell. Then I would try first and talk to pigeons.

[00:42:57] I didn't say I was going to try it. I thought my ass out of like you were like okay if he were like Mike Tyson and the streets out box him. No, I said I would be afraid to trip shrumes within. Why?

[00:43:10] Because if that nigga's a human being was all of a sudden all he's going to share. Jumped up and just started doing his shit. He's going to be afraid from our fucking life. I would be in the fucking sofa. He just won't hit you.

[00:43:20] I would cover my ears. Doesn't matter. I'm tripping nuts. I'd fucking I would definitely wouldn't happen. And I would be the nigga that gets knocked out of the stake and you punch by Mike Tyson. I'm going to blow him up. I'm wearing ear muffs.

[00:43:33] Feeling in the air comes off. Don't hold this for now. I'm wearing ear muffs. What? Do you drive? Hey, hold it with my favorite point. Right. This reminds me hangover. Do you? Wow. And I get knocked a fuck up. Come on, bro. Come on. That's my fucking luck.

[00:43:49] I'm going to get his coping. Dexter him. Fucking six feet, bro. I'm not. I am nowhere near another fighter. Yeah. Six feet. All right. So the Jake Paul. Mike Tyson fight is coming up. Oh, do I hope? Does that need predictions?

[00:44:05] Are you going to bet on that road? I bet they're going to come out wearing some practice sparring gear. And then if he gets remotely close to knocking out Jake Paul, the rest of the Don't stop it. No, no, no. That's what I was telling you guys about.

[00:44:18] So I have a question. Do you think Jake Paul's fights have all been fixed? Yes. There's every contract he signed, they can't knock him out. There's a no knockout clause except for with my time. And you know that for a fact? Yes.

[00:44:32] They've shown I have a contract about that. That's a plug. The record is broken. It's public record. So the people are probably pulling punches and shit. Nate Robinson lost. That's the last fight he actually won. Okay. He fought two legitimate MMA, mixed martial artists. But they were older.

[00:44:51] He will quit knock him out and either could work his name. There's a knockout clause. That's why we shouldn't take this serious. There's a knockout clause. There's a round clause. Tyson didn't sign the knockout. They might as well have to do. He has to post it.

[00:45:15] So he might have to rattle. And then he's also not supposed to like beat him to the point where the REC calls the brakes. There's no TKO. Damn. No knockout clause. He can't do it within the first five rounds, like five or six rounds or some should

[00:45:30] like a way of no. It's only going like five rounds. Do you know I hope that Mike shows up with the amount of money that he's going to be fine for doing that? I can't just. I'm not punch. I'm not gonna take. That's what I'm saying.

[00:45:44] What I'm like, is that maybe he gets to the ring and just like the cartoon. You hear? And then all Mike comes out. Knucks him a fuck out. You talking about a drug addict? Yes. Like, like, structure status just pounds him into the fucking ring.

[00:45:59] Bro, I'm telling you, I'm. They showed, uh, the Paul Nega. Mike Tyson's training videos since he found out he was going to fight in. He was ill with him. Mike didn't sign the no knockout clause. It's a 46 split. I'm like Tyson.

[00:46:17] You're fucking a Paul brother who's lucky to fight me. And once I beat you in less than four rounds, I hope he fucking kills us. I get the purse you get the signing shit. The paperview shit is all Jake.

[00:46:33] The money for the purse is going to Mike Tyson. I'm glad he didn't sign. He did not. Yeah, fuck it. Knock it out. Hell yeah. I'm going to make it a real fight. Especially if you didn't pay like that. This is his first real boxing match.

[00:46:49] You can't, you can't get stung by a B if you eat it when it's still alive. That would be. That would be. You can't get stung by a B if you eat it when it's still alive. That would be.

[00:47:02] You've never seen a butterfly in a crystalist by the Nega bro. I will send them to help. You can't get a baby. Yeah, they're always outside of the body if it's in your body. It doesn't sting you. How about that? How about that?

[00:47:23] You know, a lot of people don't know this but if you put bleach on a cute tip, it can whiten your teeth. What did you do? Was that a false fat? Hello. Was that real? Hello.

[00:47:35] I had a false fact and I hope people knew that was a false fact. What I said earlier, I just want to let out there. Jerken often. Good year, Blip. Yeah, go ahead and keep going. Hey, I landed. It feels real.

[00:47:51] Why'd you make the face in the gesture? Because that's what people look like when they whiten their teeth with bleach. What are these two bags going to fucking see it? Yes, 100%. I love it. I love it. Yeah. They're going to see. They know exactly what I think.

[00:48:07] I saw it was my third eye. They had a teeth at good. I did. I did. Yeah. I heard me do the teeth. That's good. That's a good action shot. Dieds close, you know. Just teeth just clench together like you're taking a mean shit.

[00:48:25] Like you can have like a sink in there. Big open knif. I think knif would be doing that. We could. He would be on the top row. Hovered above the personal end. Small soldiers or Indian in the cupboard. Small soldiers, Indian in the cupboard raises.

[00:48:51] Why put it in the very close? Jack, I just want to answer that because I want to think about it. Easiest role in a movie. Why are we doing all this? Radio. Wow. Wow. I didn't know you were going to go there. No, no, no.

[00:49:10] That was probably the best answer of all time though. I was radio. I was radio. I was radio. I was radio. I was radio. I was thinking. I was not able to say that radio. The guy on the couch. Wow. Okay. That's how he's doing.

[00:49:27] That's how he's doing. Yeah. He was sleeping and got paid. And then took a bonnet. He threw a note. Man, that was a fire house. That's John. The guy on the couch. Easy. Easy. That's the radio. That was the start of the movie. That was radio.

[00:49:44] That thing was the start of the movie, my nigga. How do you guys feel about people getting type casted for like, shitty role? Not even shitty roles just something that's almost embarrassing. But if you always get type casted as like the ugly person.

[00:50:00] The Mexican boy you have to be the evil person. The Mexican dude, that always gets casted as character. Yeah. Exactly. And that's real name too. How would you feel if you were precious? Right. We need you to be the fat one.

[00:50:17] If you always get fit for a role, that's just fucked. We need you to be super stereotypically the Mexican guy. Well, I mean, like this is what you think of me.

[00:50:28] Do you think Steve Bush made feels good when like every time they have like a fucking rapist role, they contact him? Probably not. Yeah. Wow. That was actually a really good connection. So I think Bush and he's under estimate as an actor.

[00:50:43] I mean, no, he's a great actor. But his dialogue is always on the way. He's the wall risk. Right. So abortion isn't bad. Only if you do it with a cut-hanger. That was a good thing. Right. That's the only way like how it's bad.

[00:52:24] There's a canned scrambled eggs. Can't do it. It's not loud. You're a friend of mine. Why didn't you get here? I just said that. Shock factor. Yeah, just. Wow, yeah. Flavor guest is. Oh, yeah. People get in tight casted.

[00:52:42] If you're the shitty role or if it's something like embarrassing. Yeah, let's press this German guy named Chris Oph Waltz to play a fucking German fucking Nazi in a movie where he wants to choose. That's a fucking great idea.

[00:52:56] Or have whoever came up with that as fucking genius. We can have Hector play the local Mexican drinker on the block. He was still having character and everything. He was still having character and everything. Bruce Almighty. Hector. Hector. Hector. He was called a soldier. He has the theories.

[00:53:18] He was called as Oph by hand, you know, in a year or so. You know, yeah, he was playing on the two doubles clubs with all the black, black citizens. Hector. Yeah, they ain't the only black monkey. Another thing here you could just stand it up.

[00:53:32] So Hollywood is responsible for stereotyping people. Oh, wife. I do. Well, if the Jews run away with the same place. Well, the Jews should get a million views in separate. Yeah. Or better yet? Have you seen Grace? Have you seen West Side Story? Have you seen Grace?

[00:53:54] I've seen Warriors. That's a high-roader story. Oh, he's amazing. The Highlands Rain Stories. Okay, no that brings up a good point. What if we had like the black knocked-up? Can you go to get this? Is that where we're white swapping? Yeah. But like a whole movie.

[00:54:11] The black knocked-up that was knocked-up. What do you think? No. I feel like I'm going to spend dad's day. Don't give me that look. Who brought the missionaries? You can't see your face. He's been the awkward silence they see the face. No, wait. Fucking stupid face. Mark up.

[00:54:33] I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But for all though, let's just think about it though. Right? The whole movie knocked-up. White people. Let's just have a black version. That would be racist. It's still being racist. I'm gonna end that way, I see people.

[00:54:53] We don't have to do it. We even do a white swapping for 66 fucking episodes. 67 now. I mean here because... Never ever. What's the difference? Yeah. It's because I brought it up. Is that why? Yeah. Fight. Bring it up. You're going to have to send me.

[00:55:12] I'm gonna have to send... Yeah, you're going to do it. If he brings it up... Yes, it... Okay. Then it's okay. It's fine. He can't wait down. Not dark. It's fucking... He may go and do it. This is hypothetical. I mean, he put critical. What the? Both.

[00:55:28] Don't be calling me black. Yeah. It's both. Yeah. Calls any black. What does the pop call it? Don't be calling me black. Oh, there you go. You know what we call black? Our color. Don't call it black. The pot and the kettle.

[00:55:43] Jumped over the moon with the cow. Maybe. And they had an orgy. I feel like colored focus more. That's like more. That's more real. Don't call me color. That brings me... He was on this, said that. That just brings me straight to racism. I think it's like...

[00:55:58] It's like... Color is colored zonely. I'm like, hold on. Unless it has pencil after it. No, no. Because the worst color pencil in the sandalwood. That's the worst. What do you feel that way? I always get colored brown and I have this. I have this. I have this.

[00:56:16] I have this. I have this. I have this. No, can't be scared. I have this. Like Flexi said, I have the 64-page. Yo. Fuck stand on work. Oh, I should don't. It should don't. It's not like... It's like... It's not like... It makes it more real.

[00:56:31] They had the obscure colors in the 64-page. It's a fun with coloring, but now they call it certainly reading. That's the... Selling. That's blue. That's my favorite blue. Crown. Now, the one here in Marcello, that makes them more racist. You know what I'm saying?

[00:56:45] So, the more syllables a color has, the more racist it is. Black. Color. Sandalwood. No water. No water. No water. Okay, so... No water. It's not like that. So, we're going to establish mentality in this and racist. But... Sandalwood is.

[00:57:04] It's worse than colored because that's a specific color. The more... The more... The more... The more... The more... The more... The more... If someone said... Fuck you, sandalwood. You just went on a... Aftraff can... Black. That's like the most racist one then.

[00:57:20] Oh no, because we're Africans in America. You know that... That's also... Other... I see what you're saying. I thought you were saying... You can use that the more syllables... The more racist. No, but African American, that's where I started from. Like we black. I'm confused.

[00:57:33] We black like this. That's just gonna call everybody by their name. It plays. It should be here. Some of our names have born still both in... No, the African American name. That's different. That's closer and more. I'll tell you about color.

[00:57:50] I'm sorry to think that you think that... Sillableism is racist. No, no, I'm telling my color. Still... That's the one crown I never used, sandalwood. Hmm. I don't know if I'm that... They sell it as a normal... They sell it as a normal... The 28 or the 64.

[00:58:04] I had this 64 pack. And then... I was gonna have the one 28. What about... Papua... I love it. That's only had eight. God damn. Set on a fuck with Papua pretty good. Yeah, I think I'm gonna have eight. Guys, come again. It's just how you look at it.

[00:58:17] Look at those. What's the longest one syllable word? Superb against the practice. Superb against the practice. We have to do this as much as possible. It's a real tight distance to have a spontaneous one. What's the longest one syllable word? Superb against the practice. Screech.

[00:58:34] Oh, you guys want to go? Yeah, that's why you... That's why I said... Longest one syllable word. The longest one syllable word. Ah, just... Screech. That's... C-R-E-E-C-H. That's six letters. Screech. And that's a bunch of letters. But it's already one syllable. I read you. Screech. That's like scream.

[00:58:55] Screech. Screech. But who's screaming? Damn. I wasn't talking about a person, it's annoying. He's the white man who's only being a smart guy. You think I'm a smart guy? It's screech. And I know... Screech was the white man and then he was already...

[00:59:11] No, he called his creep in his because you were looking at a window. That's never happened to me. No, but that's love. That'd be a lot. A lot keep. She said... Creep! He's a little bit... He's a little bit... Keeping Tom. Please stay.

[00:59:26] Always like to leave through the window. That's fine, too. That's respect. You know, going to the front door? Wait. Bitches want somebody to leave out the bathroom window. I'm gonna have to go in the window. Ninja vanishes. What happens if the bathroom doesn't have a window?

[00:59:41] There you go. You ever seen Santa Claus? I've got to run out the door. Yeah, I think Santa Claus's coming here. Remember that they didn't have the... I do? Yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah. Just made it happen. They just... Scott Calvin. What the fuck? What the fuck?

[00:59:59] Just do it. Yeah. Scott Calvin. And like, like, Santa Claus, he's a woman and two. Like, why did Jesus and Shirley die? I fucked that up. My kids and I never got to know Santa Claus. What do you think? Black Santa Claus. Like, whatever. What would he do?

[01:00:11] His name is Martian's window. He uses his sauce. Do you think I'm gonna do the cut-a-to-a while you need it to come through the wall? From my best presence and I worked over Tom for... That's what I'm saying. It has to prove me. His black Jesus.

[01:00:26] Daddy, that's his name. His black Jesus gives you what you really want. Why Jesus is like... No, no, no. See, they're not gonna do it. Why Jesus is just... He's just bringing all the other months. And kind of even just... That American Cookies is actually from Black Jesus.

[01:00:40] No. But the bit puppies. Back for a bit of a... No, but the Santa would put Santa with us at them. I'm sorry. But like I said, no, the Santa was a horrible color. A horrible candle. They have a macaroni and cheese crayon.

[01:00:57] Did you just like that one too? I didn't even... I thought about beachwood. I mean, I didn't use it. I mean, I didn't use it. More of like a scent thing, you know what I'm saying? No, but Santa would. That's just coming in. Just coming in there.

[01:01:12] Wow, I'm not gonna do that, but... Hey, I'm Santa wood. Get out of here. Oh, yeah. When you say like that, obviously. Yeah, it's coming color. I'm not. I'm not... I'm not discredited in that at all. Oh, sorry. I'm not. Yeah. No. That's wild.

[01:01:32] I'm sure it has been used in some way, shape or form. South of the Mason Dixie. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure that's a crown to the naves. A Mason Dixie for a second. It's just white. Oh, no. It's not like what you're clean.

[01:01:50] You're doing what? I don't know. That's hilarious. Oh, no. That's hilarious. Oh, no. It's like, you're literally... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a bit of... Quaker steak. Yeah. Or quicker. While you're here Josh, I got a trip in while you...

[01:02:09] You know, we had that grind in our gear segment last week, right? We talked about the unsolicited political... Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, either a recap. And I'm telling you, no, it's not even a recap.

[01:02:21] It's like we manifested that crazy woman back in because as soon as we... That night, guess who I butt tended on the next day. More than that? Crazy woman again. More than Robert? No bullshit. Oh, she's... No. She's like... She's a crazy girl. She looks like Voldemort.

[01:02:38] Ah, ha, ha, ha. Social... Looks worse than surgery. And God. She looks like she could be like Hillary Clinton's like second... Like, you know... No, I don't think you're supposed to... I don't think you're supposed to... I don't think you're supposed to... I don't think you're supposed to...

[01:02:51] I don't think you're supposed to... Yeah, she was just... She came and she... And I couldn't get rid of her like a wooded and I see you lying. Like, hey, you got a line of people that want their stuff behind you. She was like...

[01:03:00] Oh, you're done telling me my stuff? Who'd you find? Who'd you find? No. I can't... I can't do this today, lady. I was like, man, I'm just in a... I'm just in a... A nice, dude. No. How do I... Eight and... Shubbuck up. Seriously. You're just...

[01:03:16] Shut your mouth. Just... Shut your mouth. This is paying gold. Go on. That's all that was going through my head. Give your political views to your fucking nine cats, all right? Yeah. You fucking... How do you open the... Yeah, but...

[01:03:28] Yeah, I think you've seen it the same thing in the first half. You know what I felt equally bad for. Oh, man. You should... You should put up a sign in there that says... No political view talk at all. If you talk about politics, you will be banned.

[01:03:43] No, but you're still gonna pay. Yeah, you still got to pay. I'm so honest. You have to... You have to pay a... A politics fucking conversation. You don't want to let it be. Because I'm not your therapist. Yeah, no. Hell no. I don't know. I don't even know.

[01:03:56] Fuck. Lady. But if you do have a... I'm sorry. I had to say that. I was just putting it in the bucket for last year. Yeah, I get the fuck. I don't give a fuck. That's the reason why this is people here...

[01:04:06] They hate Mexicans, but they're going to send to you. I think there's a good... They're going to be the best for you every day. Yeah. You want to build that water? Every one I love. So, I go to school. Yeah. Don't... Don't care and watch for Margaritas. Yeah.

[01:04:20] Can watch for Margaritas. But not for you. But that's... I bet that's what Karen was sipping on her bagus, wasn't it. Oh my god. That was fucking hilarious. So, all right. You haven't heard of the story. We... there's a couple different stories. But that... You met J.R.

[01:04:35] The Homemeat J.R. And I. Yeah, yeah. So we... All of us... We're on free-mustry. You've been the biggest, right? Yep. Yeah. So free-mustry. Yeah. Yeah. So that's local biggest. Love it, right? It's like my scene. I love it. Absolutely. Love the death.

[01:04:54] And we're hanging out outside of fucking white castle waiting for the home music of some food. This white couple walks past and this lady just... You might come outside of the white castle. Yeah. Yeah. This... this white couple... Dude... Could you just... I apologize with this. Absolutely.

[01:05:08] It's a very stereotypical smitten image of what you would expect to see, right? And like... It's like... I have a whole hair cut and everything. I turned it into the home of J.R. as I hate. How much you want a better name is Karen?

[01:05:19] And then... without warning him, I was like, Karen! It's lab-like, good. And she fucking looked. And she fucking looked. And now's a funniest thing. You do it. That was a funny thing. I started laughing. Um... And then, you know, we go about our business.

[01:05:34] We go get a drink. We're going to cross the street. Going back towards the white castle to meet up with everybody. And... Who's crossing the street, tortoise? Karen. Because... So we're walking past. J.R. turns next. We're so much along. You write one. He's right next to her.

[01:05:50] Sub-caring. Hey! Just... Keeps walking. Oh, my God. I didn't even turn around to see like their reaction because I could just imagine. But that was a funniest thing. Sharon? Karen? Sharon? They're... the Karen story in Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. She was funny. Sharon. Anyway. No solid. Ted Cuan.

[01:06:17] Hey, you know what I noticed? Do I notice it? Why can't so use a fucks me up when I eat it? It did. Not fuck me up. You can't take a look at that. Interesting thing. It did not fuck me up.

[01:06:32] I guess the trick is to have a copier from out of liquor in your system. Well, yeah, you were already fucked up. I was fucked up. So I can't put that up if you're fucked up. What are you? Your body's like... I need these new shit.

[01:06:45] You can't put that up. Oh, we're mighty guy. It can send you to the bathroom. You can't commission. But yeah, to get like the extra quadruple cheese. Oh, now smorgers, Borg. Oh, yeah. I did not get any cheese on all of it. Bam. That's what it was.

[01:06:59] I said, I'm not a cheese on mine. And he said, I'd be in the bathroom right away. And I was fine all night. When does he ever write? Oh, nice. And it was great because as he's telling me that,

[01:07:10] Brett Lee just grabs the whole one and faces it. Like... I'm sure two bucks, especially it was gone. No, but he just... He's the whole thing. One bite. I can see that. Yeah, I can see that. And he had like six of them.

[01:07:21] Based on how he ate his steak. Yeah, I ain't done that. I don't fucking doubt that. I ain't been so deep. I'm fucking full and I'm in three bites. It was like 12 or 14 ounces. No, yeah, it was like 12 ounces. So, he wasn't huge. What was this?

[01:07:36] Like the smallest piece of meat and... I think he ate it. Bro, he didn't. He didn't. And he had the same thing. He took his knife and fork to it. And was cut off like chunks. And I don't think he realized he was in like a fancy restaurant.

[01:07:50] But he's just living in. And you're not supposed to eat like that necessarily. It'd be a fancy restaurant. But he was hungry. I don't play more. He's a big guy. You know? He was in the army, but he had to be fast.

[01:08:00] Well, not only that, he's a big guy too. Yeah, he was a big guy. He was a big guy. His lady was telling us like if he doesn't get food within 30 minutes of him saying that he's hungry, he's just like... Compliance. Yeah, I can totally see it.

[01:08:18] I can totally see it. That like a man is fucking big. His fucking biggest he is not fat, but just big. It adds a lot of calories to fuel that body. For sure. I definitely get it. I feel like I eat a lot from my size. But...

[01:08:36] I don't know if that's true nor there. Anyway. Thanks for tuning in everybody. Wait a minute. We play musical seats for a little bit. The peanut got what you're talking about. Mexican touchers. What is this? That's what he made me call Americans. Because we're touching Mexico.

[01:08:54] You know the best border between Canada and Mexico is America? They're in the United States. The best food to the world. The best border between us and you over there is the fucking space between us. I bet Canada has some terrible Mexican food. Yeah, first of all, Messi.

[01:09:14] They were way too hard to get up that border split. Have you ever heard anybody say, let's order some Canadian food tonight? What is that? Just like a fucking maple tree leaf? That's okay. That's okay. You know what I'm talking about? Fucking maple syrup.

[01:09:29] You're just gonna chuck a bunch of maple syrup and eat some leaves. And eat this. It's a very best backyard food in the city. Us, America. We don't want to earn the business there. We don't even know that in the fucking... If America freezes over, we're fucked.

[01:09:46] Because they're gonna just gate all over us. But they have a one-on-one. They have a one-on-one. They have a one-on-one. I'm not talking about hockey. I'm just talking to general. That's how they do escape everywhere. We'd be... We'd be like... Baby. Baby's on the ice.

[01:10:00] They escaped all over us. They're done with it. Well, if they come there, there's only an eight-note fucking ice. Let's face it. If the world freezes over, Canadians have the best chance of surviving. White, too. Not just Canadians. Because Californians are fucked. And most of them are white.

[01:10:18] I mean, I believe those wines would be. What? There's just like a fucking Pakistani skater. Just come and come and shine to you. I'm ashamed of you, but yeah. I'm just gonna write it. Straighten... or like straight out of the fucking Sahara Desert. And if I lose...

[01:10:35] Just in full fucking Arab Garb. And if you lose this whole stadium's done... Can I be in there? I heard you like me, huh? I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna lie. Oh, what? I bet I not see you with cell block. What?

[01:10:50] All right, so we're gonna call it a night here. Hold your mouth. Not too sure what we're talking about now. You should be in there. Oh, probably. You like the duck. No. No. Maybe not. And from here... Damn it. I don't know. Commentary and form.

[01:11:09] I would love to see a mystery sci-a-ceter 3000. You bet me. Like... What's a call? Do a review. I'm like a porn flick. That'd be so funny. Have a little more of you? Yeah, do a dude like the guy. Like the little gum ball fucking new.

[01:11:27] Robiled guys as well. Mr. Science C3000 review porn. I love that job. That's a fire job. Review porn? Yeah. I get paint on this shit. That's a story. That's a story. They're like... Each video. How long did it take you to climax? Yes, I remember.

[01:11:55] The time has changed. I think that's a better salary time. I feel like I'm going to lose some logic. Yeah. That's a tax rate. The joke you lit in bed of how many times did this porn cause you to climax? But like, you know what I'm doing now?

[01:12:14] I'm like, sorry. I felt people... I felt people after three minutes. I swallowed a swelp and it's really better than I was. Yeah, what do you think does? That's a wild job. Doing like porn statistics.

[01:12:30] Because you know they have a down to like how many movies someone's done or how many scenes. I wonder how specific it gets. Do you think they have to get like a unit or like somebody that's like not in the same category.

[01:12:47] If it's a straight porn they get like a not binary person to like edit it. So we don't get too distracted. More attention. Yeah, that's more attention. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, you can't have like Ron Jeremy editing all the fucking porn. You can't keep on watching.

[01:13:10] It's like, we know like it wasn't bullshit. Like, I actually just won't. You get halfway through the fucking real of film and then that by half of them will start just tick together. You have to remind me. But they're all worried. Like what? What is that?

[01:13:24] This is the shade. Two suns. Did I forget my buy focus? Anyway, we can stop here. I had porn commentary at porn commentary. I'm sure we find it. I mean, you can skip this. I mean, we're like post not interviews. If it was funny porn commentary.

[01:13:43] What if it's a post not interview and you like talk about your performance? Yeah, she almost had it in the first round. You like what? Yeah, she's like, yeah, she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have my favorite. Fuck.

[01:13:56] She told me she'd been doing a key goals. So I got the first one out the way before I came over. She gave me a dick hug. Fuck, we're dumb.