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[00:00:00] This podcast is powered by the plug. I'm not sure. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah, yeah, that was my son the melt man son I like the action league now for like a couple of their shows the the two little brothers They were like brothers and one of them love Shapiro comics so much. Oh, yeah. Yep Yeah I wish I could remember bland isn't that a water?
[00:03:03] You're probably right I don't I don't say from what movie? The crackhead from the fighter
[00:04:23] Jumping out of windows from Boston which one we get you the most attention based on your current life and get some game in there. Yeah. You can have a dad bod. If you're married already, you can have a dad bod. But if you're out there trying to hunt and hunt and hunt and hunt and hunt and hunt and hunt and hunt and hunt and take pictures, put them online and shit, you've got to have some muscles as well. And self-improvement is masturbation. And also because it shows physical discipline to people. It doesn't like to masturbate.
[00:05:41] Who doesn't?
[00:05:41] That's why I'm trying to get myself in shape.
[00:05:43] Because it does take physical discipline
[00:05:45] and physical body transformation.
[00:05:46] And how it takes physical discipline to masturbate.
[00:05:48] Consistency. But have you ever heard her talk about it? No, that's what I'm saying, make this. That was snail mail. Take that titty out. And then she painted the one where it's like, just a basically a labia and pink and blue. You wanted to jump over the table? I'm jumping. Like a ninja? I'm jumping. I'm skipping the jump away. I'm skipping the window with this one.
[00:08:20] Damn.
[00:08:21] Okay. The stakes are so high Well cuz you get hurt trying to translate baseball's the hardest but at least you can stay skills wise physically I can Definitely I cannot hit a 90 mile an hour or anything baseball's very very hard change up would make me fall off the board and I'd be bad or people don't really know a
[00:09:40] Popfly with with backspin on it because it carries way further and people don't know that and they run up on it
[00:10:45] doing better. It's Panama versus Mexico right now. You watch like France versus Italy in soccer. I want to see Spain versus Mexico. They're all from Nigeria.
[00:10:51] Yeah. It makes sense because you have to give out a lot of record releases.
[00:10:56] They should label it the match-up 1492. That's when America plays England. I mean
[00:11:02] that's like that's like half the French team, because like all the other countries. Well, it was the first of all, it's slavery. Well, OK, fair. That's why that's why I'm going to retract my, my, how do black people feel about black people from America moving to South Africa? We don't want any cafes here. We don't want you here. I mean, now we don't want you here. But I feel like you guys are fucking up our GDP. Ginger fry them by their shit up. Make it harder for them to live. They're only fucking up our GDP.
[00:13:40] And you're working a tech job.
[00:13:43] So I understand that.
[00:13:43] No Spanish person has ever taken my job.
[00:13:45] We talked shit about things that people hear.
[00:13:46] People coming here taking up jobs in always some hater in the room. There's always going to be people who, even if you do that from the goodness of your heart, they're showing off.
[00:15:01] There's no way it's going to be accepted.
[00:15:02] You're not wrong.
[00:15:04] You're not wrong.
[00:15:05] So usually that dude's girlfriend
[00:15:06] is trying to get chose.
[00:15:08] Not saying all the people doing that over there That that base newspaper homeless news my dad was veterans associate my dad works for. And then... I had games on floppy disks that I couldn't let go of. That was old. Yeah, that's slow key.
[00:17:40] I got my new computer for college,
[00:17:42] and they didn't have floppy disk drive anymore,
[00:17:44] and then I had some games I had here.
[00:17:45] DVD ROMs.
[00:17:46] I got a spin off though, because we were talking about the newspapers and like shit that you never see. Okay, okay. What about, what about shit that you don't believe?
[00:19:01] Because I got one for something that you don't believe.
[00:19:04] That Jada Pinkett likes getting her hair pulled during sex.
[00:19:07] She ain't got no hair. Landon Calrissian hose just literally said the Shai Shan list was on the back of Jada Pinkett's head I didn't say that's what you just said. I didn't say it was Pangea That's a name. I said what yeah, right. We're playing what if I believe it though. I said what if that's where they put the face
[00:20:22] But they talk it right back there, but it's not but it's not Mm-mm. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. I tried so far and got so hard.
[00:21:42] Oh.
[00:21:43] Whoa.
[00:21:44] I tried so far.
[00:21:45] Burn it down because it doesn't even matter. little bd eyes like I could probably cuddle you for a little bit yeah yeah you know what else is terrifying you know what else is weird yes you can how you know they killed him in the first I'll let him go through Ted no they're
[00:23:02] gonna keep going we gotta cut him off
[00:23:03] his fluff came out of him and he died You know why I did it in that action. Well, yeah, it's even more believe Incredible sounds very Bible. Yeah, like I have sex with my
[00:25:40] I've slept with three of my cousins, but they Uncle Willie's daughter. Yeah, we'll just be tonight. Yeah, because they're a friend. The whole region, like, it's like a stage where like, let's just say words really stupid. I like clam chowder. I feel like it's a fear built into it. Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah, you're amazing. You made it to those trees, yeah.
[00:25:43] That's why I feel like it comes from here.
[00:25:45] Oh, shit.
[00:25:46] Right in the back.
[00:25:47] Crow at toll. We're talking about horror movies earlier, but something that's actually scarier than a horror movie to me is a thin line between love and hate Yo, that's that shit freaks me out more than any horror That's because we've talked about this before and you guys are giving out B minus to A plus P this all the time in life
[00:27:05] Nope I got a girlfriend I imagine we'll stomp them. They say this track is a problem. Assimilation is your only option. You'll be inundated before you reach the chopper. Got a lot of haters trying to spread some gossip. All I got is love trying to spread the gospel. I ain't Peter Paul or another apart. I'm just a little bit of a bitch. I'm just a little bit of a bitch. I'm just a little bit of a bitch. I'm just a little bit of a bitch. I'm just a little bit of a bitch. I'm just a little bit of a bitch.
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[00:28:26] I'm just a little bit of a bitch.
[00:28:27] I'm just a little bit of a bitch.
[00:28:28] I'm just a little letter Mail em straight to moms, dealy departed forever
[00:29:40] Man, we go to the gusto with this shit
[00:29:43] Ill kill a flow in my seat, yeah you know the shit
[00:32:20] But stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop that tastes like salt water. Yeah. But alligators and crocodiles are very, very similar to dinosaurs. They have cowards, and they begin cotton and water trying to feed them. Alligators and crocodiles are very similar to dinosaurs, though. We're getting cowards. So let's say it's kind of like fish, maybe?
[00:32:23] What's the cause?
[00:32:24] It's kind of a fish.
[00:32:26] Hmm.
[00:32:26] But we don't know why like all this crazy food. Black people. He was like, I don't know how to get sharky. I'm sharking dolphin. He was like, no bro, I'm good. Yeah, I'm gonna eat dolphin. What? I'm gonna eat dog food. What? I started getting into like eating underground food like this like fucking snake turtle. Like trying to find crazy shit.
[00:33:41] Like I found some dolphins a snake in them.
[00:33:43] That shit was good.
[00:33:44] Damn.
[00:33:45] Was that thing before the change down here?
[00:33:46] Yeah, me too.
[00:33:47] Shout out.
[00:33:48] Me too. Yeah, like if you look at like how, like the tendons...
[00:35:00] I like when you eat the tendons.
[00:35:01] It strengthens your tendon.
[00:35:03] When you eat cartilage, it strengthens your cartilage.
[00:35:05] So when we just eat, we just get the acid reaction from the meat and our bodies, They made that way. So and that is interesting though. They do find out what isn't edible. But they would use the bio sac for medicine. So why did all ancient cultures use bio sacs for medicine that they were eating because they had to? Everything had a purpose. We'd already discovered the world. That's true. There were tribes that drank blood. Well, honestly, that's where a lot of our modern medicine
[00:36:20] comes from.
[00:36:22] Drinking blood.
[00:36:22] Penicillin.
[00:36:23] But that's not like a normal thing, though,
[00:36:25] is what I'm saying.
[00:36:26] Penicillin comes from a fungi. It's just cancer. It's just cancer. I saw this thing about how white starch causes boys to develop ADHD. Yeah. So the fact that they gave all of our generations white sugar. There's white milk. Yeah. This stuff is morning. Like when they give us the fucking donuts at school. Yeah. Carbs are addicting too. They were giving us all ADHD. And milk. White milk. That's addicting.
[00:37:40] People don't know that.
[00:37:41] Sorry, what'd you say I wasn't paying attention?
[00:37:44] What?
[00:37:45] What did you say?
[00:37:46] What?
[00:37:47] I wasn't listening to anything.
[00:37:48] Sorry. Tyla's that was the word Right, I'd say Miami's more dangerous because they're gonna keep it a secret at least in Bangkok You gotta do the kid Goku and just fill the genitals
[00:39:02] Genital powder
[00:39:06] It's another name genital I'll be afraid of a bony hand coming out and grabbing it. I think you have more of a chance of a bony hand coming out and grabbing you if you're next to it. Like Robert E. Lee. Yeah. If you're already on top of it, he won't be able to open it. Yeah, he can't open it if you're on top. I fucking promised Jefferson the crib. So you gotta be disrespectful. So you gotta be disrespectful. You gotta do it on the grid. You gotta be disrespectful. You gotta fuck on the grid. Yeah, like a highly-medaled military guys' grave. You know, say it's wise.
[00:40:20] Yeah, okay.
[00:40:21] You gotta be disrespectful.
[00:40:22] You gotta be disrespectful.
[00:40:23] You gotta fuck on the grid.
[00:40:24] Yeah, like a highly-medaled military guys' grave.
[00:40:25] You know, say it's wise.
[00:40:26] Yeah, okay. The authorities have sent this back for analyzation to see if they get anything back. He said anal is a The only thing they found at the scene was a pair of come-up shoes
[00:41:42] He might have been in the jizzlympics
[00:42:43] wanted to write something in that would automatically free slaves and they wouldn't let him just right up Harley provision he fought actually held him
[00:42:47] up for so long crazy visual too is they used to rub cocaine and sniff cocaine
[00:42:51] they couldn't feel their fake teeth and the slave teeth they put in their mouth
[00:42:54] how come smell each other's breath crazy and so the dude she wrote the
[00:42:57] Declaration of Independence locked themselves in a room for six weeks and
[00:43:01] did cocaine with no air conditioning in the middle of Philadelphia and we act Can I say something to end this just random? Kangaroos are just deer that went to prison Because they're all swole they square up on you too. They bought yeah, they know they're like T Rex deer T Rex the affiliate like T. That's true. Yeah, they got them. That's kind of true short-ass little arms
[00:45:42] They've been in prison I think the legs put in work Long Beach Griffey hilarious and he's wild so I we might not get cancelled Well, okay. Yeah, there's a lot of wild shit out there. So if they cancel us, that's because they have an agenda fair It's because we're too dangerous Yeah, we're like a kangaroo versus spongebob right now in the pin Wow
[00:45:47] No gotta be the kangaroo
[00:47:00] You're always the kangaroo Miss Puff he told Mr. Krabs that he was gonna get his butt kicked in this class. I want to know how Mr. Krabs had a shark for a daughter or a whale. She was a whale. Yeah, how did she have a whale? There's lots of people there. Because Mr. Krabs was a sugar daddy. Right?
[00:47:03] But wouldn't it have some crab features? Don't have time which need to eat more tongues and tendons. We eat you a tenon Don't be afraid He's like look at me. I'm kicking one of them
[00:48:20] No
[00:48:20] One of them looks like it's gonna be like one of those crazy names and it actually means be shoulder
[00:48:25] And so it's just chopped up fucking like rib meat
[00:49:22] at the bottom. I just can't fuck with the texture. Anything that's all I can chew. Yeah, the texture is weird.
[00:49:24] It's just a kid to me.
[00:49:25] What about octopus?
[00:49:28] Yeah.
[00:49:28] Not calamari, but octopus.
[00:49:32] Jellyfish?
[00:49:33] The way I had it wasn't good. I like calamari.
[00:49:36] Squid ink soup.
[00:49:37] Has anybody had octop- uh, not octopus.
[00:49:39] Actually, no, the orzo in the squid ink is good.
[00:49:42] Jellyfish.
[00:49:43] No.
[00:49:43] No.
[00:49:44] Jellyfish?
[00:49:45] You've had that?
[00:49:46] Mm-hmm.
[00:49:47] Damn.
[00:49:47] Yeah.
[00:49:48] Where'd you have that? fish in Colorado. Yes. Really fat. Yes, I did. It was homegrown? Yeah. Like, that jellyfish I was saying. Yeah, it was homegrown in Colorado. In the Colorado fucking ocean. I don't want to eat jellyfish in Colorado ocean. It's been there. It was in the Canadian river. It was Florida, Vinny. You just throw it in. No, no. It was definitely Colorado.
[00:51:00] You eat jellyfish in Colorado?
[00:51:01] Yeah.
[00:51:02] Oh, yeah.
[00:51:02] Where?
[00:51:03] It was, like I said, it jelly. So never back to life. Hey look all I know is I jellyfish. All right nice That's all I have to pee on your first Our Kelly over here. Yeah, did you call in our Kelly? That's like an audible phone in our Kelly like audible sterilize her first I
[00:52:22] Want to piss on you?
[00:52:24] Yes, I do now they sterilize in the back
[00:53:25] Yes, yeah, I'm sure they got smells like an alien. Yeah, I'm sure they got jellyfish there too and k-mart I'm sure they got jellyfish there too and k-mart. Korea Mart got all this shit
[00:53:28] Fried chips and they got those McGregor sweatsuits
[00:53:31] Now k-mart is the other store that went out of business. What the fuck you mean Korea Mart
[00:53:37] Yeah Korean stores called H Mart so racist it's called
[00:53:42] It was one on Colfax and Chambers
[00:54:44] that shit now with like the streaming services and my fancy ass fucking TV.
[00:54:46] I kept shit that I never caught before. Like at the beginning of the Golden Eye, for instance, to just watch this
[00:54:49] the other day, um, you know, when they had like that traditional, like James Bond
[00:54:55] opening scene and the music and like, you know, everything.
[00:54:58] So yeah.
[00:54:59] Yep.
[00:55:00] So like during that, like there was, you know, some, some naked women dancing.
[00:55:04] And like before and like the bad definition days, you see a lot Today was just silhouette, but you can actually yeah. Yeah exactly Yeah, all her pores the the gold paint that they had and she almost died. Oh really? What the fuck are you talking about one of the models that you were talking about in your movie? Almost died because of the gold paint that they had all over their skin wild
[00:56:23] They closed up all of their pores so theynery. Shevan knows. Here's Brosnan number 10 and then Daniel Craig is number three. Yeah interchangeable. I don't like Roger Moore. I think he was the worst 007.
[00:57:40] Who was the worst Spider-Man?
[00:57:42] Toby McGuire.
[00:57:45] Why was Michael Ke actually the worst Batman. So you had to cheer for the bad guy
[01:00:22] No, I think it's the only one where is it? No, it but the thing is, like, yeah, it's cool to say that when you watch a movie, but that actual person's about to kill children. I'm an anarchist. So yeah, anarchy doesn't mean that. There's piece of shit. There's piece of shit kids. So we just crossed a very, very invisible line. Anarchy is not the absence of order in the past. Reality is fucking made of bullshit. No, that's not what it means.
[01:00:23] It's...
[01:00:24] That's a western thing that they used to put on anarchy.
[01:00:27] Anarchy is not chaos, and chaos is not anarchy. More in that movie or did you hate Leonardo DiCaprio? Kind of that's tough. Hey, Jackson Yeah, I applaud him for doing such a good fucking job though Both of them they both killed it. Yes
[01:01:44] Character dude, he is
[01:02:45] One of the words he I read some shit that he was saying he was like it was like one of the most uncomfortable things I probably know
[01:02:50] Have you seen my baseball that's a long duck dong
[01:03:02] Watching that character
[01:04:05] remember I just that long duck down thing so that was his character in that movie but he played a lot of those 80s and 90s asian nigga rogers I'm waiting for you to find it yeah the token the token
[01:04:11] asian guy yeah I just felt bad because you could tell he was like I'm not proud of that shit
[01:04:17] wantanabi well okay so Gabe wantanabi I mean 16 candles vamp volunteers the disappointments You go through a bunch of lines and you think you get like an a kick-ass part It's gonna be like a huge role in the movie and it is But you're sloth And then just rent and then just flipping out when he's like
[01:05:42] Dude, yeah, yeah, he's angry as well. I fully understand. I fully understand why some actors might not want, like... To be placed in those roles. Yeah, because that's like the shoe fucking fits, right? If you think about it, though, outside of a handful of actors, a lot of them are typecasted.
[01:07:00] But I see a lot of them do the same shit, except for, you know, there's a handful.
[01:07:04] There's a handful that do other things.
[01:07:06] The action's first role like you mean Jonah Hill
[01:08:22] No, I mean Michael
[01:08:25] But he was a fat dude when was he shot? space that was like a void almost yeah you did that you like you're one of your favorite movies is airplanes no plane trains definitely 100% that's a fucking solid that's one of my favorites did did he not make a niche for that whole genre like well they did do date basically based
[01:09:42] off of that movie hotshots hotshots part dude it even had the same actor I wish Because that does sound familiar. Buck. No, just buck. Just buck. Not just buck. Not just buck. Just buck. Just buck. No. Just buck. Just buck. Just buck. Milwaukee Bucks. Ha ha ha. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Get us a Taylor. Brrr.
[01:11:00] Oh.
[01:11:01] Oh fuck.
[01:11:02] Exactly.
[01:11:03] Got exactly breath.
[01:11:05] What's your favorite Eddie Murphy?
[01:11:06] Life.
[01:11:07] From the movie.
[01:11:08] Life.
[01:11:08] I agree. that one. You should check it out. It's Dutch. And when you watch that movie you'll be like yeah he would have been tight in more movies. No yeah no I mean I enjoyed him. You know a good link that they should have done more of was Dave Chappelle and Martin Lawrence. Like in Boosterich? Yeah. Like the only Scrooge. Scrooge was hilarious. Scroo what Stevie Wonder's first album was. Little Joe Pesci. He's a little bit of a tough guy. He's got a set of pipes out of it. I'll tell you that much. Funny how? Funny how? Funny like a clown. No, he's a big boy. Let him talk. Funny how? How the fuck am I funny? Funny how?
[01:13:40] How am I funny? My favorite part is that he makes that dude
[01:13:42] cover his face while he bets.
[01:13:44] The nigga that's ugly and he's like
[01:13:46] don't look while I place my bets. Rick Fox, oh my god, bro. Red Fox. Yeah, Red Fox, yeah. They also had Mr. Payne. Red Flair. Rick Flair. Rick Flair in Harlem Nights. Ha ha ha. Kids Father in... Who was Macho Man, Randy Sam? Who was Kids Father in the...
[01:15:01] Oh, Robin Harris.
[01:15:02] Robin Harris was also in...
[01:15:04] Baby's Kids.
[01:15:05] Oh yeah, Baby's Kids.
[01:15:05] House Party.
[01:15:06] Robin Harris was also in... So it's a complete swap. Wow. You know, I think Michael Rappaport works. I bet you Michael Rappaport kills that. Taking out Martin Lawrence. Michael Rappaport is Dougie Doug, or Doug. What's that fool's name? He got this movie. He's Marky Mark without all of the racism.
[01:16:22] Because Marky Mark has done some shit in his past
[01:16:24] where we have recordings of him saying the N word and meaning
[01:16:27] it. He also doesn't believe in the woman's... What about Jack Black and Friday? As who? As who? Yes. Its principalities of us.
[01:17:40] Oh man.
[01:17:43] So we're trying to stay off of Stanley's yard. And then you can have the Puerto Rican dude that looks like a frog. Crazy beautiful. Like red. You know what to do. I'm sorry. Every time you say the Puerto Rican dude that looks like a frog, everybody knows what you're talking about. Or Hector. Oh my god. You do exactly what you're talking about, don't you? I do. What the fuck is his name?
[01:19:00] Alright, I got one for you.
[01:19:02] This is different too.
[01:19:03] But if you say that nigga looks like a frog, everybody looks like a frog.
[01:19:05] It'll just be a voice actor though. That's a typecast. Or maybe he's just always that guy. I can believe that. Hey, we need a Mexican guy in the scene. Who's that Hector guy? Hector. Either him or the guy with the lady on the machete. Danny Trejo.
[01:20:20] That would be a good one for a lot of movies.
[01:20:22] That'd be a good swap for a movie.
[01:20:24] Danny Trejo in Big Mama's house. Can I say something now? Bro, I cut out so much on that episode. Oh, really? That's how you know editing is so smooth with this guy. You couldn't even tell. I could tell, but I knew where he was cutting. It's because we were there. I was there. Hey, thanks for having me on. I really want to do it again.
[01:21:40] Welcome back.
[01:21:41] God, it's fun with you sitting on.
[01:21:42] I fucking love you, dude.
[01:21:43] Just bullshit.
[01:21:44] Yeah.