If You Wish Upon a Binary Star

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[00:00:31] He couldn't even get it all out.

[00:00:33] What did you just say?

[00:00:35] Well.

[00:01:07] Well.

[00:01:09] Four gores.

[00:01:11] Four score.

[00:01:13] No, four scored.

[00:01:15] Like the number four scored a goal.

[00:01:17] So many.

[00:01:19] Did he actually score a goal?

[00:01:21] Hey.

[00:01:23] What are you doing?

[00:01:27] The world may never know.

[00:01:29] Bores hole.

[00:01:31] That's gross.

[00:01:33] More is cold.

[00:01:35] A boars hole, huh?

[00:01:37] Dors's hole.

[00:01:39] They're doing taxidermies

[00:01:41] of buttholes now.

[00:01:43] Is that what you're referring to?

[00:01:45] I don't know.

[00:01:47] I don't know it even.

[00:01:49] Can you imagine the taxidermist just

[00:01:51] Can I just get a butthole?

[00:01:53] Just sitting there staring at a butthole

[00:01:55] As he makes it look just perfect.

[00:01:57] Let me get some chips.

[00:01:59] Also, how does he know

[00:02:01] when it looks just perfect?

[00:02:03] Is he out there staring at the

[00:02:05] animals buttholes as they're alive?

[00:02:07] So what are they doing?

[00:02:09] The taxidermian animal chitlins

[00:02:11] and doing

[00:02:13] chitlin chains.

[00:02:15] Bedazzled

[00:02:17] chitlin chains.

[00:02:19] Is that a new taxidermy style?

[00:02:21] How many buttholes have you looked at?

[00:02:23] 17.

[00:02:25] That was a very quick answer.

[00:02:27] Don't worry about that.

[00:02:29] My post high school sensual.

[00:02:31] 17 buttholes, huh?

[00:02:33] Wow.

[00:02:35] Fuck, so violent.

[00:02:37] I don't know.

[00:02:39] I had a nap at an awkward time today.

[00:02:41] You're awkward.

[00:02:43] I'm feeling that way.

[00:02:53] What are we doing?

[00:02:55] What the fuck's going on right now?

[00:02:57] The timing, it was

[00:02:59] the timing of it all.

[00:03:01] The burp wasn't funny.

[00:03:03] It was the timing.

[00:03:05] This guy smacking himself in the back of the head is what's funny.

[00:03:09] No it doesn't.

[00:03:11] You bald fuck. You wouldn't know how hair

[00:03:13] growing feels.

[00:03:15] My hair grows faster than anybody

[00:03:17] else's hair.

[00:03:19] Were you tapping your head?

[00:03:21] I am not bald first off.

[00:03:23] How many kids you got?

[00:03:25] He's refracting.

[00:03:27] How long you got your braids in?

[00:03:29] About three days.

[00:03:31] It's unbelievable?

[00:03:33] No, it's real hair. That's why it itches.

[00:03:35] I can't believe it's not

[00:03:37] weavable.

[00:03:39] These bitches be hitting their head

[00:03:41] for weave too.

[00:03:43] Well good for those fucking bitches.

[00:03:45] I am a man with longer hair than most women.

[00:03:47] My shit's shoulder's deep.

[00:03:49] Hey, you know what's a good flex?

[00:03:51] Hit me.

[00:03:53] Telling a black girl how long

[00:03:57] and luxurious your hair is

[00:03:59] compared to hers.

[00:04:01] Exactly.

[00:04:03] My fucking kitchen hair

[00:04:05] is longer than most people's.

[00:04:07] This is mine. It took me ten years.

[00:04:09] How long has it been taking to

[00:04:11] grow yours?

[00:04:13] With that fucking bald head of hers.

[00:04:15] This sounds

[00:04:17] like an attack.

[00:04:19] This is not an attack.

[00:04:21] It's not an attack.

[00:04:23] Sorry ladies with short hair or no hair?

[00:04:25] No, you guys definitely

[00:04:27] went off for no reason.

[00:04:29] I know.

[00:04:31] I'm provoked. We're spiraling.

[00:04:33] So bald headed women

[00:04:35] bald eagles

[00:04:37] You're making it worse.

[00:04:39] Yeah.

[00:04:47] Hey, but you know what's worse?

[00:04:49] I know what's worse.

[00:04:51] Losing in the playoffs

[00:04:53] on a buzzer beater

[00:04:55] and then falling into the opposing team's

[00:04:57] bench and then having them mosh pit

[00:04:59] on your bitch ass.

[00:05:01] A la Aaron.

[00:05:03] A la Anthony Davis.

[00:05:05] I'm pretty sure that's worse.

[00:05:07] And then what's even worse

[00:05:09] is the bitch ass reporter

[00:05:11] that was like

[00:05:13] so what happened on

[00:05:15] that last shot?

[00:05:17] He knew what he was asking.

[00:05:19] He knew what he was asking.

[00:05:21] Where were you on that one dipshit?

[00:05:23] He knew.

[00:05:25] He's better than me.

[00:05:27] Jamal Murray scored a basket.

[00:05:29] Just dropped it.

[00:05:31] He made a shot.

[00:05:33] He made a shot.

[00:05:35] Jamal Murray made a shot.

[00:05:37] On you.

[00:05:39] And just fucking left.

[00:05:41] That needs to be on a poster.

[00:05:43] It's poor sportsmanship.

[00:05:45] I understand the competitiveness and all that

[00:05:47] but like

[00:05:49] if you're

[00:05:51] Someone should get his autograph

[00:05:53] on a poster where the whole team's

[00:05:55] like jumping all over him.

[00:05:57] That would be hilarious.

[00:05:59] That would be rude as fuck.

[00:06:01] Never.

[00:06:03] He'd probably punch a hole in it or rip it up.

[00:06:05] I think it's awesome that

[00:06:07] Yokek dressed like Gru for that game

[00:06:09] and then they've been

[00:06:11] the Lakers have literally been yellow minions the whole time.

[00:06:13] Well he has that fucking

[00:06:15] what is it?

[00:06:17] State Farm commercial where he's like

[00:06:19] They keep following me.

[00:06:21] He's Gru.

[00:06:23] I don't understand.

[00:06:25] And he's just running with it too.

[00:06:27] Everybody's calling me Gru.

[00:06:29] He's not even upset. He's just like fuck it I'll be Gru.

[00:06:31] He showed up to game two dressed as Gru.

[00:06:33] Gru ain't getting triple doubles.

[00:06:35] To be honest there are worse things to be called out here.

[00:06:37] Gru's actually not bad.

[00:06:41] Well would you like to be called Gru?

[00:06:43] I mean...

[00:06:45] He said yeah.

[00:06:47] If someone said that you looked like Gru

[00:06:49] you'd be happy?

[00:06:51] I mean if I came home

[00:06:53] with a shrink ray my name is Gru.

[00:06:55] I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be mad.

[00:06:57] I'm not going to be mad.

[00:06:59] You know my man makes a

[00:07:01] fart gun instead of a dart gun.

[00:07:03] There's way worse things to be compared to.

[00:07:05] I'm still going to be okay.

[00:07:07] A genius who decided not to be evil.

[00:07:09] They stole the fake Eiffel Tower.

[00:07:12] Do you think there's more opportunity

[00:07:14] for an evil genius than a

[00:07:16] good genius?

[00:07:18] Absolutely. I don't know what the system is right now right?

[00:07:22] Well no because

[00:07:24] I mean think of all the

[00:07:26] good a good genius could do.

[00:07:28] True.

[00:07:30] You know? They're not allowed to.

[00:07:32] Like renewable... That's what we're getting at.

[00:07:34] It wouldn't happen.

[00:07:36] The best sort of energy.

[00:07:38] You know what I'm saying?

[00:07:40] You know just...

[00:07:42] I see what you're saying.

[00:07:44] If we're doing this hypothetical bullshit don't get all

[00:07:46] fucking... It would be amazing.

[00:07:48] 100% realistic on me.

[00:07:50] Fantasy Island would be amazing.

[00:07:52] They do it. It's real.

[00:07:54] We're running with this alright? It would be fantastic.

[00:07:56] No it's too late you already shot it down.

[00:07:58] We're running with scissors. You fucking ruined it.

[00:08:00] And you're coughing in the mic fucking everything up.

[00:08:02] I'm saying we've lived through more

[00:08:04] real hypothetical situations

[00:08:06] where they've shit on that person.

[00:08:08] A genius who's not evil doesn't get paid.

[00:08:12] They usually get killed.

[00:08:14] Killed?

[00:08:16] Or a Nobel Peace Prize.

[00:08:18] After they do something war related.

[00:08:20] Okay.

[00:08:22] You're talking about America in real life.

[00:08:24] Alright we're talking about

[00:08:26] fantasy shit.

[00:08:28] Like if life was how it should be

[00:08:30] and not like this.

[00:08:32] I love Mead.

[00:08:34] So

[00:08:36] Okay well how about you

[00:08:38] give your example of that

[00:08:40] and then we'll go from there.

[00:08:42] He's basically just saying

[00:08:44] do all the good that you possibly can.

[00:08:46] What are we talking about again?

[00:08:48] A good evil scientist versus

[00:08:50] an evil evil scientist.

[00:08:52] I love Mead. I don't know I'm over it.

[00:08:54] I love Mead.

[00:08:56] I also love Mead.

[00:08:58] They've come up with a car that runs on fuel

[00:09:00] two different times with two different

[00:09:02] scientists and they killed both of them.

[00:09:04] Well it's not they if they killed both of them.

[00:09:06] You mean it runs on water?

[00:09:08] Yeah you said fuel.

[00:09:10] I know what you're saying.

[00:09:12] H2O as fuel.

[00:09:14] Or how about the African kid that

[00:09:16] made a completely new fuel source from

[00:09:18] plastic.

[00:09:20] Recycled plastic.

[00:09:24] They're trying to kill him right now.

[00:09:26] They're literally trying to kill him.

[00:09:28] That's fucking nuts.

[00:09:30] They gave that nigga super aids

[00:09:32] He's immune to it.

[00:09:34] But I mean okay

[00:09:36] all he has is plastic and fire

[00:09:38] really like what else is he gonna do?

[00:09:40] He built himself an engine bro.

[00:09:42] He built himself an engine then he converted

[00:09:44] an American engine.

[00:09:46] To run off of plastic? Yes.

[00:09:48] And then he built a or no he

[00:09:50] converted a lawnmower

[00:09:52] engine. Did he add some chemicals to it

[00:09:54] to break down the plastic? No it's like

[00:09:56] because once that shit gets

[00:09:58] cool that shit's gonna solidify again.

[00:10:00] So it's like alcohol based.

[00:10:04] It's like an alcohol base.

[00:10:06] There we go so he did add something.

[00:10:08] Well you're saying chemicals like

[00:10:10] Alcohol is technically a chemical.

[00:10:12] Right but it's a one base

[00:10:14] you know what I'm saying?

[00:10:16] You say chemicals.

[00:10:18] In my mind I'm thinking like acids and

[00:10:20] other things to break it down

[00:10:22] you know what I'm saying?

[00:10:24] But it's not.

[00:10:26] It runs off of acid tubs.

[00:10:28] Chemicals man.

[00:10:30] The fuck you what?

[00:10:32] Wow. Good movie.

[00:10:34] But I don't know.

[00:10:36] No no that was good sorry

[00:10:38] I was being an ass.

[00:10:42] Yeah no

[00:10:44] that is impressive

[00:10:46] with especially with probably the resources

[00:10:48] that kid had. The ideal

[00:10:50] version of shit that you're talking about

[00:10:52] we would just use it, utilize it, and

[00:10:54] move forward. Unfortunately

[00:10:56] we live in the world we live in

[00:10:58] where that type of thinking

[00:11:00] gets you

[00:11:02] well in America yeah. Suiciding.

[00:11:04] Mostly, well I guess other parts of the world too

[00:11:06] because they probably globally

[00:11:08] You can't take money out of the pockets

[00:11:10] of rich people. Period.

[00:11:12] They don't take too kindly to that.

[00:11:14] And the biggest rich rich

[00:11:16] rich guys are pharmaceuticals

[00:11:18] and petrol.

[00:11:20] Paper. Did you guys hear this?

[00:11:22] I got some hot goss.

[00:11:26] Yeezy starting a porn company.

[00:11:28] I did hear that.

[00:11:30] How often do you

[00:11:32] think it's gonna be black dudes

[00:11:34] and white chicks on Yeezy's

[00:11:36] porn company? Who looks like

[00:11:38] him and Kim?

[00:11:40] It's like Kanye and Kim.

[00:11:42] It's just like him and Kim just

[00:11:44] the whole site

[00:11:46] just him and Kim lookalikes.

[00:11:48] He said he's only hiring blacks?

[00:11:50] To fuck white women?

[00:11:52] Yeah. So I think

[00:11:54] my Frederick Douglass name is gonna come in handy

[00:11:56] How much do you want to bet that one of the

[00:11:58] interview questions that he asks all these

[00:12:00] actors is gonna be like

[00:12:02] I thought it was Smash Adams.

[00:12:04] Are you Jewish?

[00:12:06] Uh oh.

[00:12:08] I thought it was Smash Adams.

[00:12:10] That is gonna be one

[00:12:12] stipulation. Stop coughing

[00:12:14] in the mic dude. Come on.

[00:12:16] You're fucking us all up.

[00:12:18] Would you just exit the

[00:12:20] gas chamber? That is gonna be

[00:12:22] one stipulation. Smash

[00:12:24] Adams is my porn name. That's the only

[00:12:26] stipulation that he has. Alvin

[00:12:28] Halifax. You just can't be Jewish.

[00:12:30] I'm already out.

[00:12:32] I mean I don't.

[00:12:34] But I'm black.

[00:12:36] You're blue. You're gonna tell

[00:12:38] him this and his brain is gonna explode.

[00:12:40] That's why

[00:12:42] everyone called him blue. A black

[00:12:44] Jew? Yeah, blue. Dude until

[00:12:46] I was like 30 years old they called me blue.

[00:12:48] We still call you that. You're my

[00:12:50] boy blue. You're my boy blue!

[00:12:52] That's what they reference.

[00:12:54] Or are you just turning blue? Oh I should get you that

[00:12:56] t-shirt.

[00:12:58] It'd be a good t-shirt. It's spelled B-L-E-W.

[00:13:00] He's Abediyabedai.

[00:13:02] Wow.

[00:13:04] No it's not B-L-U-E.

[00:13:06] He's spinal. Spinal.

[00:13:08] I broke my back.

[00:13:10] Where at?

[00:13:12] Spinal.

[00:13:14] Oh I got another good one.

[00:13:16] This is kind of like on the brighter side of things.

[00:13:18] So you know how it's all these

[00:13:20] NIL deals in college?

[00:13:22] You know they're like letting athletes

[00:13:24] get money from their name

[00:13:26] and all that stuff. They're giving Reggie

[00:13:28] Bush his heisman back.

[00:13:30] Why did they take it away?

[00:13:32] Cause he was getting paid

[00:13:34] so there was a big scandal at USC

[00:13:36] for like four years. Cause he accepted two cars during

[00:13:38] bro they got paid and all their boosters

[00:13:40] were giving them so much money.

[00:13:42] I have a question. Well they

[00:13:44] didn't catch him for the money, they caught him for the cars

[00:13:46] that he accepted. Okay so should

[00:13:48] Pete Rose be in the Hall of Fame now?

[00:13:50] They're thinking about it.

[00:13:52] They've been doing that because of the sports betting.

[00:13:54] It's like the same deal with Reggie.

[00:13:56] Like Pete Rose got

[00:13:58] banned from baseball because he

[00:14:00] bet for his Cincinnati Reds team

[00:14:02] to win. Right.

[00:14:04] They just kicked the nigga out of the league for that though.

[00:14:06] No that's basketball

[00:14:08] and basketball is way different. I know that but it's gonna be

[00:14:10] a you- no no no no hold on hold on.

[00:14:12] If I know anything about sports my nigga

[00:14:14] it's all a unified front period.

[00:14:16] So if one nigga gets kicked out for

[00:14:18] betting then they're gonna do that

[00:14:20] in every fucking sport.

[00:14:22] Did Shohei Otani's ass

[00:14:24] interpreter just not get fucking

[00:14:26] He got away with it. Shohei was the one that

[00:14:28] they found us kicked out. Right but they blamed it on him.

[00:14:30] Right but still

[00:14:32] it's still fucking frowned upon my nigga

[00:14:34] they're not allowing that. So I'm not

[00:14:36] saying that that will

[00:14:38] be allowed. I'm just saying

[00:14:40] now that

[00:14:42] Reggie Bush has his Heisman

[00:14:44] back is Pete Rose

[00:14:46] gonna be in the Hall of Fame now? Yes they were talking

[00:14:48] about it. They were talking about that shit on

[00:14:50] ESPN like- How you figure?

[00:14:52] Because it's all betting.

[00:14:54] My nigga they just kicked a nigga

[00:14:56] out of the NFL for betting.

[00:14:58] Pete Rose is different.

[00:15:00] How is it different?

[00:15:02] Cause you can control it more

[00:15:04] especially nowadays with all of the

[00:15:06] parlay bets. The refs

[00:15:08] control it.

[00:15:10] They always have. We used to watch

[00:15:12] Allen Iverson get into fights with

[00:15:14] referees because he was just playing

[00:15:16] too good. Nigga they're not gonna

[00:15:19] overturn it for him. They'll look past it for Tom Brady.

[00:15:23] You see what I'm saying?

[00:15:25] Pete Rose is kind of- But Pete Rose

[00:15:27] they're not gonna re-nig on Pete Rose.

[00:15:29] They're not gonna re-nig on

[00:15:31] Pete Rose. No. They were just talking about that.

[00:15:33] They're not gonna do it. So you're just

[00:15:35] saying they're talking about it but they're not gonna

[00:15:37] do it. They're not gonna do it. You know what I'm saying

[00:15:39] It's the issue. They're bringing it up.

[00:15:41] Do you want to put a bet on that?

[00:15:43] I wouldn't bet on that one.

[00:15:45] Well put it this way my nigga.

[00:15:47] I know it will never be allowed.

[00:15:49] They just suspended

[00:15:51] this nigga a whole fucking year

[00:15:53] for betting.

[00:15:55] They- That's two niggas.

[00:15:57] They kicked Michael Porter Jr.'s brother out.

[00:15:59] I'm talking NFL. And more recently

[00:16:01] this nigga said he was placing bets for

[00:16:03] family members on his fucking phone.

[00:16:05] My nigga they're

[00:16:07] not letting Pete's ass in.

[00:16:09] They're not.

[00:16:11] They're not.

[00:16:15] No. The only person that's getting in

[00:16:17] it doesn't matter.

[00:16:19] He wasn't even betting on his team.

[00:16:21] He was betting on

[00:16:23] other games completely bro.

[00:16:25] Not even his fucking team.

[00:16:27] Yeah.

[00:16:29] So what are you talking about?

[00:16:31] It should be legal to bet on other teams.

[00:16:33] Yeah but you're supposed to sign the clause nowadays.

[00:16:35] Ah, but the stipulation was

[00:16:37] and where he got in trouble is the nigga

[00:16:39] was placing the bets on NFL

[00:16:41] facilities.

[00:16:43] On NFL property.

[00:16:45] Oh so where he was.

[00:16:47] So I got a remix since we're talking about

[00:16:49] hustling and betting.

[00:16:51] White man can't jump.

[00:16:53] But with Doug and Skeeter.

[00:16:55] Wow.

[00:16:57] I mean that's the same thing is it?

[00:16:59] It's not even necessarily a swipe. It's just like

[00:17:01] cartoons.

[00:17:03] It's the same shit.

[00:17:05] So we have obviously the white guy

[00:17:07] and we know that Skeeter is already

[00:17:09] black.

[00:17:11] We could use Patty Mayonnaise as

[00:17:13] Rosie Perez.

[00:17:15] And then Bibi Haldemeier

[00:17:17] as Weston's wife.

[00:17:19] Holy shit.

[00:17:21] Yep, that would work.

[00:17:23] Do Roger Klotz as a...

[00:17:25] Oh my god.

[00:17:27] Raymond!

[00:17:29] Come on man let me hold this mic real quick bro.

[00:17:31] Roger Klotz on the back of his shirt just

[00:17:33] like a

[00:17:35] man.

[00:17:37] I'm gonna get my gun.

[00:17:39] Shoot everybody.

[00:17:41] I'm gonna get my gun.

[00:17:43] Shoot everybody.

[00:17:45] So another news.

[00:17:47] Palindrome day was nice.

[00:17:49] That was a fun day.

[00:17:51] Today is also a palindrome.

[00:17:53] Hey you know we were supposed to do

[00:17:55] an episode that day.

[00:17:57] But we all got high.

[00:17:59] It was just perfect.

[00:18:01] It was perfect how foggy it was too.

[00:18:03] It's like we just baked all of Aurora.

[00:18:05] I'm pretty sure that's what we did.

[00:18:07] It was a beautiful thing.

[00:18:09] I'm pretty sure we smoked the whole block.

[00:18:11] We made it rain weed before

[00:18:13] THC clouds were formed.

[00:18:15] That shit was kind of dope though

[00:18:17] because 420 is not as

[00:18:19] big of a celebration because

[00:18:21] every day is 420 in Colorado.

[00:18:23] But we still went really hard.

[00:18:25] Those

[00:18:27] 3 gram joints or whatever those were.

[00:18:29] Did y'all Mike smoke a joint?

[00:18:31] It's the nostalgia.

[00:18:33] M.I.C does not smoke joints.

[00:18:35] Did y'all ever go to Boulder back in the day

[00:18:37] for 420?

[00:18:39] Boulder was wild back in the day.

[00:18:41] We went to one of the last ones.

[00:18:43] There's a couple of them that we went to

[00:18:45] but we definitely went to the last one as well.

[00:18:47] And then they started

[00:18:49] putting that fertilizer shit down

[00:18:51] and whatnot.

[00:18:53] They stopped all that shit.

[00:18:55] But yeah we went to like the last one.

[00:18:57] And that shit is ridiculous bro.

[00:18:59] Smoking right in front of security

[00:19:01] and cops and shit.

[00:19:03] And they don't give a fuck.

[00:19:05] They don't do shit. Nothing at all.

[00:19:07] And you're just sitting there smoking, walking around.

[00:19:09] There's like literally

[00:19:11] a huge fucking cloud

[00:19:13] right at 420.

[00:19:17] That was a sight to see

[00:19:19] back in the day. I just remember

[00:19:21] showing up to that and I was like

[00:19:23] what the fuck?

[00:19:25] I went to a few of those.

[00:19:27] And then I went to a couple in Denver as well.

[00:19:29] Yeah the last one I went to was Capitol Hill.

[00:19:31] That shit was a sketchy feeling.

[00:19:33] I already worked down there.

[00:19:35] The ones in Denver are like super put together.

[00:19:37] Like it's a city event.

[00:19:39] It's at Civic Center Park.

[00:19:41] They have bands coming in.

[00:19:43] Gates. Speeches.

[00:19:45] They had some famous people there at this time.

[00:19:47] They had the Gates.

[00:19:49] Shouts to Method Man and Redman

[00:19:51] for always coming out for 420.

[00:19:53] And Red Rocks too.

[00:19:55] Those are always dope shows.

[00:19:57] Invite us next time.

[00:19:59] Get on the pod.

[00:20:01] We'll kick it with you underneath in the secret tunnel.

[00:20:03] And we'll have Quest cook.

[00:20:05] We'll draw dicks in the tunnel.

[00:20:07] And then we'll have Quest cook

[00:20:09] because he already got y'all order.

[00:20:11] He knows what you guys like.

[00:20:13] Yeah we'll make it happen.

[00:20:15] So I know you guys are super mature

[00:20:17] and all that but have you been watching

[00:20:19] any of this new anime and fucking

[00:20:21] American cartoon anime coming out?

[00:20:23] Oh of course.

[00:20:25] But I did see

[00:20:27] you get into that but

[00:20:29] what was the one on one?

[00:20:31] It was Baki and was it

[00:20:33] Oh from

[00:20:35] They were gonna do the one on one

[00:20:37] battle.

[00:20:39] From the Tangen tournaments.

[00:20:41] Kangen Asura.

[00:20:43] The lead nigga from that is about to fight

[00:20:45] Baki and they're doing a crossover.

[00:20:47] That's actually happening? Yeah it's happening.

[00:20:49] I think the

[00:20:51] Kangen nigga is about to lose to Baki.

[00:20:53] They're coming out with another Dragon Ball.

[00:20:55] Baki's a legend.

[00:20:57] Dragon Ball Dharma.

[00:20:59] He's reincarnated completely.

[00:21:01] Is it from the same

[00:21:03] creator? It's Kangen.

[00:21:05] It's not the same creator because he's dead.

[00:21:07] It's his company.

[00:21:09] So if they're coming out

[00:21:11] It's his company.

[00:21:13] They could have already done it.

[00:21:15] Some of it was already dead.

[00:21:17] So the basis

[00:21:19] of it is gonna be

[00:21:21] So the basis

[00:21:23] in the illustration style is gonna be

[00:21:25] Toriyama style.

[00:21:27] But it's gonna be like

[00:21:29] kinda like Kai

[00:21:31] in the HD sense.

[00:21:33] Where it's really refined.

[00:21:35] But it's way

[00:21:37] future.

[00:21:39] Everybody's dead.

[00:21:41] No, no.

[00:21:43] Everybody is gone.

[00:21:45] It's called Dharma.

[00:21:47] It's a reincarnation of Goku.

[00:21:49] And Goku doesn't even know he's

[00:21:51] Goku.

[00:21:53] You know what I'm saying?

[00:21:55] No, it's not.

[00:21:59] It has nothing to do with Pan.

[00:22:01] They're all gone.

[00:22:03] They're all gone. You're bringing up something

[00:22:05] that has nothing to do with it.

[00:22:07] Were you a fan of Dragon Ball Super?

[00:22:09] Or did you just like Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball G?

[00:22:11] No, I like Super. I like the tournament of power and all that shit.

[00:22:13] You fuck with Dragon Ball Super?

[00:22:15] Yeah, I watched the whole tournament of power.

[00:22:17] Do you like it as much as

[00:22:19] the older shit?

[00:22:21] Yeah.

[00:22:23] Well, I mean it's a continuation bro.

[00:22:25] It like

[00:22:27] follows through and

[00:22:29] continues the shit because

[00:22:31] both Vegeta and fucking

[00:22:33] Goku are dead.

[00:22:37] Spoiler alert.

[00:22:39] People die.

[00:22:41] It's years old.

[00:22:43] But yeah, there's that one.

[00:22:45] And then there's a spin-off

[00:22:47] that they keep showing on Hulu

[00:22:49] that's like

[00:22:51] nothing to do with any of the Dragon Ball characters

[00:22:53] but it's in the Dragon Ball world

[00:22:55] per se.

[00:22:57] Yeah.

[00:22:59] And it follows a completely different character

[00:23:01] like not even a Saiyan or anything.

[00:23:03] It's just some other alien

[00:23:05] life form.

[00:23:07] It's weird.

[00:23:09] I haven't watched it yet but

[00:23:11] I keep seeing it on Hulu and I'm like

[00:23:13] And then there's a new game coming out too, right?

[00:23:15] Yes. Yeah.

[00:23:17] It's supposed to be like a Budokai.

[00:23:19] I'm playing that.

[00:23:21] Nigger. Yeah bro.

[00:23:23] I don't even fuck with video games but I'll play that.

[00:23:25] Did y'all see that

[00:23:27] motherfucking

[00:23:29] spectacular comeback the Nuggets

[00:23:31] did though in game two?

[00:23:33] I was just talking about the worst way to lose.

[00:23:35] What?

[00:23:37] Ask AD.

[00:23:39] And no, so did you

[00:23:41] okay so if you watch the whole

[00:23:43] sequence like we did, we watched LeBron

[00:23:45] tell

[00:23:47] AD to

[00:23:49] float with Murray and he switched on

[00:23:51] to Yo-Kick.

[00:23:53] So like they got the rebound

[00:23:55] the announcers were like call a timeout

[00:23:57] he should use a timeout, timeout. You saying

[00:23:59] Bron was scared? He was hella scared of Murray.

[00:24:01] He was hella scared.

[00:24:03] No, he blocked the shit out

[00:24:05] of Murray like

[00:24:07] that was a behind chaser dunk

[00:24:09] block. It wasn't behind

[00:24:11] Murray was coming right at him.

[00:24:13] I know what player you're talking about. Hey what's worse?

[00:24:15] What's worse?

[00:24:17] The Luau

[00:24:19] AI step over

[00:24:21] or the AI

[00:24:23] statue or

[00:24:25] that fucking statue

[00:24:27] for sure.

[00:24:29] So disrespectful. Yeah for real though.

[00:24:31] They got a full length full body.

[00:24:33] I was going to say fucking

[00:24:35] Anthony Davis

[00:24:37] falling in the

[00:24:39] bench.

[00:24:41] What was worse?

[00:24:43] AI stepping over Luau or

[00:24:45] AD falling into our bench.

[00:24:47] Like we crowded him and he kind of scooted

[00:24:49] over his seats. That shit was funny.

[00:24:51] They partied right over him. He was just

[00:24:53] laying there still.

[00:24:55] The nigga got swallowed.

[00:24:57] Have you ever been swallowed?

[00:25:01] Have you ever been swallowed up?

[00:25:03] Right in his face just fucking

[00:25:05] raindrop a shot and then just

[00:25:07] celebration.

[00:25:09] That shit's way worse. And then his

[00:25:11] little salty ass interview was so funny

[00:25:13] he said, hilarious.

[00:25:15] Jamal Murray scored a basket and then just

[00:25:17] dropped the mic and walked away.

[00:25:19] Big old baby

[00:25:21] dude. Thank you

[00:25:23] for whoever asked him that question like that.

[00:25:25] But he could have answered it way more mature.

[00:25:27] Right since we're giving shout outs.

[00:25:29] But that reporter knew

[00:25:31] exactly what he was asking.

[00:25:33] He's like, watch this, I'm going to be a dick.

[00:25:35] Hey, hey.

[00:25:37] Five bucks I won't do it.

[00:25:39] We got any more shout outs?

[00:25:41] Since we're on the topic?

[00:25:43] I got one.

[00:25:45] So last week was the

[00:25:47] 30th anniversary of Illmatic.

[00:25:49] Just want to throw that out there

[00:25:51] because Illmatic is still one of my

[00:25:53] favorite albums.

[00:25:55] Aged well too.

[00:25:57] Maybe that's why all of this

[00:25:59] new battle rap within the hip hop community

[00:26:01] is happening because of the Illmatic.

[00:26:03] Remember him and Jay-Z were

[00:26:05] going at it at that time.

[00:26:07] That was like stillmatic.

[00:26:09] Not Illmatic.

[00:26:11] They're trying to distract everybody.

[00:26:13] I'd like to say it here first.

[00:26:15] J. Cole got a new name.

[00:26:17] We're calling this nigga Ruben Cole.

[00:26:19] Because that

[00:26:21] nigga is Sorry For 2024.

[00:26:23] This is my Sorry For

[00:26:25] 2004.

[00:26:27] I was giving shout outs

[00:26:29] to dope albums.

[00:26:31] Yeah.

[00:26:33] So are there any other albums

[00:26:35] that have stood the test of time?

[00:26:37] That are still really good

[00:26:39] right now? Danny Brown's

[00:26:41] Under Appreciated album.

[00:26:43] Triple X. Triple X. Yeah, that's a good one.

[00:26:45] Joe Pesci's.

[00:26:47] Little Joe Pesci sure can sing?

[00:26:49] Oh, oh.

[00:26:52] I thought you meant actually Joe Pesci.

[00:26:54] Yeah.

[00:26:56] It was Joe, yeah.

[00:26:58] He has an album? Yeah.

[00:27:00] Is it like

[00:27:02] Singy? What? Joe Pesci really has

[00:27:04] an album. Yeah. Landon.

[00:27:06] 100% look it up. It's called Funny How.

[00:27:08] No, it's called Little

[00:27:10] Joe Pesci sure can sing.

[00:27:12] So it's like come fly

[00:27:14] with me. Yeah, it's like

[00:27:16] you know

[00:27:18] Joe Pesci, a kid.

[00:27:20] He was a kid. He was young when he

[00:27:22] when this came out. Yeah,

[00:27:24] so it's you know

[00:27:26] older style music. Pre

[00:27:28] Casino.

[00:27:30] I was alone, I took a ride, I didn't know

[00:27:32] what I would find there.

[00:27:34] Oh, that was like

[00:27:38] pre-famous.

[00:27:40] Well this is, I mean he was. Before he

[00:27:42] was putting his heads in vice grip.

[00:27:44] This kind of got him famous. You know?

[00:27:46] Joe Pesci. Yeah. Got him started.

[00:27:48] What's the album called?

[00:27:50] Little Joe Pesci. Little Joe Pesci.

[00:27:52] It's called Funny How. Sure can sing.

[00:27:54] Look it up.

[00:27:56] I believe you.

[00:27:58] Alright, we spiraled though. So I was giving

[00:28:00] props to Illmatic.

[00:28:02] I was asking any other

[00:28:04] albums that aged well?

[00:28:06] Sorry, it's called Little Joe

[00:28:08] Sure Can Sing. Little Joe Sure Can Sing.

[00:28:10] Yeah, yeah. And how old was

[00:28:12] he? I mean he looks

[00:28:14] like a young adult. Mid-20s? Yeah, yeah.

[00:28:16] Right before Goodfellas?

[00:28:18] It was released in 68.

[00:28:20] No, fuck no. He was like 18.

[00:28:22] No.

[00:28:24] In 68? No.

[00:28:26] He might have been like 12. Yeah, that nigga's like 80

[00:28:28] years old. Let's see, hold on. Joe Pesci is older

[00:28:30] than people think.

[00:28:32] He was born in 43, so yeah

[00:28:34] he was like, yeah he was like

[00:28:36] 25. Yeah.

[00:28:38] That's

[00:28:40] the kind of question. That's mean.

[00:28:42] Maybe because he

[00:28:44] takes care of himself. I don't know. Are you saying

[00:28:46] he should have opted out a while ago or what?

[00:28:48] No, I'm saying I'm surprised with his

[00:28:50] lifestyle. He's still alive. He didn't actually

[00:28:52] die in the cornfield?

[00:28:54] My grandfather was 90

[00:28:56] something years old. Death by bats?

[00:28:58] Not here.

[00:29:00] That wasn't his real brother?

[00:29:02] He ate too many fish.

[00:29:04] Too many fish heads.

[00:29:06] He wanted to go get the papers, get the papers.

[00:29:08] Penguin.

[00:29:10] He ate a lot of horse heads.

[00:29:12] Horse heads.

[00:29:14] Wow.

[00:29:16] Boar's hole.

[00:29:18] Just like that one

[00:29:20] serial killer. I know, I knew you were going to bring that up.

[00:29:22] I was like, I hope we get past this part.

[00:29:24] Nope, we're not going to get past it. We're talking about it.

[00:29:26] What was his name? Ed Helm?

[00:29:28] Ed Gein.

[00:29:30] Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein.

[00:29:32] Al Snow?

[00:29:34] Al Snow loves head.

[00:29:38] He does.

[00:29:40] That was one of his best characters actually.

[00:29:42] Everybody want? Head.

[00:29:44] What does everybody need?

[00:29:46] Head.

[00:29:48] In that same

[00:29:50] year everyone was saying suck it.

[00:29:52] It was perfect.

[00:29:54] It was a great three years.

[00:29:56] You got a whole generation of kids

[00:29:58] saying suck it.

[00:30:00] Getting kicked out of class for doing that to teachers.

[00:30:02] I mean, it's not like I'm telling her to put

[00:30:04] her head down there and you know, suck.

[00:30:08] You kind of are. That's exactly what you're saying.

[00:30:10] You're telling her to suck. I'm pretty sure the whole

[00:30:12] tri-state area of Brooklyn

[00:30:14] has said

[00:30:16] this more than

[00:30:18] one,

[00:30:20] more than once a day.

[00:30:22] Hey yo, suck my dick.

[00:30:24] Hey yo, suck my dick son.

[00:30:26] Hey what's your name?

[00:30:28] Suck my dick. Ezekiel.

[00:30:30] Hey yo, Ezekiel, suck

[00:30:32] my dick. Oh shit, not the Ezekiel.

[00:30:34] What was that name we just did?

[00:30:36] What was the name?

[00:30:38] Neetoronomy?

[00:30:40] Neetoronomy? Jebediah Dangler?

[00:30:42] Just philosophical

[00:30:44] or biblical quotes

[00:30:46] and call it Neetoronomy?

[00:30:48] Any woman that doesn't cheat deserves

[00:30:50] fellatio twice a day.

[00:30:52] Neet-

[00:31:25] What were we talking about? Rumble still skin?

[00:31:27] Yeah, I will say before I forget

[00:31:29] I had to

[00:31:33] un-laugh at something you posted.

[00:31:35] Because I thought

[00:31:37] Titty fucking lasagna

[00:31:39] was hilarious.

[00:31:41] That shit's romantic.

[00:31:43] I thought that was just

[00:31:45] hella wild, but uh-

[00:31:47] Titty fucking lasagna.

[00:31:49] I just thought that was funny as fuck.

[00:31:51] What do you mean?

[00:31:53] You posted something about Titty fucking lasagna.

[00:31:55] Like the titties

[00:31:57] and the lasagna are one?

[00:31:59] Hold on, hold on. I'm gonna give you some

[00:32:01] back-

[00:32:03] I posted a meme, cause I'm a meme god

[00:32:05] that says

[00:32:07] Titty fucked the lasagna in spray paint

[00:32:09] across a wall.

[00:32:11] The caption says

[00:32:13] this means I love you in Italian

[00:32:15] and honestly I think it's really beautiful.

[00:32:22] I just really don't think that that's what it means in Italian.

[00:32:24] That's exactly what it means.

[00:32:28] Do you have any Italian friends?

[00:32:30] Cause I got six.

[00:32:32] Yeah, but I'm pretty sure

[00:32:34] that

[00:32:36] that those English words don't add up

[00:32:38] to those Italian words.

[00:32:40] You're just saying it wrong.

[00:32:42] You're putting the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllables.

[00:32:44] Well how would you-

[00:32:46] Titty fucking lasagna.

[00:32:50] Just like fellatio

[00:32:52] sounds like a name?

[00:32:54] I'm highly skeptical, so

[00:32:56] I'm gonna pull that up.

[00:32:58] Titty fucking lasagna.

[00:33:00] It's like Pucco de Chiao in Brasilia.

[00:33:02] My friends are idiots.

[00:33:04] But like I was saying, I

[00:33:06] had to un- laugh

[00:33:08] at that.

[00:33:10] Now you should Google it and there's

[00:33:12] a song and then

[00:33:14] it's part of a whole album.

[00:33:16] And it's

[00:33:18] Soundtrack

[00:33:20] to Titty's and Fucking lasagna?

[00:33:22] Titty fucked the lasagna.

[00:33:24] He's way off, listen.

[00:33:26] Hold on, let me turn this up.

[00:33:28] It's a song.

[00:33:30] And it's from a terrible album.

[00:33:32] Here we go. It does not mean that in Italian.

[00:33:34] Tiamo.

[00:33:36] Tiamo.

[00:33:38] That means I love you.

[00:33:40] No, you're saying it wrong.

[00:33:42] Titty fucking lasagna.

[00:33:44] It's the full long version.

[00:33:46] Tiamo is like the short version.

[00:33:48] No.

[00:33:52] It's like the only version.

[00:33:54] No.

[00:33:56] But all I'm gonna say is

[00:33:58] check out the album from the song.

[00:34:00] Check out the album

[00:34:02] that that song is

[00:34:04] related to.

[00:34:06] They got hot balls.

[00:34:08] No diddy.

[00:34:10] Hot balls?

[00:34:12] I don't think there's a song called hot balls.

[00:34:14] Hot balls.

[00:34:16] Meatballs, hot balls.

[00:34:18] Spicy hot balls.

[00:34:20] Come on. No diddy.

[00:34:22] No, Titty fucked the lasagna.

[00:34:24] There's a song.

[00:34:26] So, I don't know if you guys are in the boxing, but

[00:34:28] I have no idea what's going on right now.

[00:34:30] But I had to un-laugh because you gotta

[00:34:32] check out the album that it's from.

[00:34:34] Oh, because of the diddy fucked the lasagna?

[00:34:36] Is there a song?

[00:34:38] Songs to get pegged to.

[00:34:40] Wow!

[00:34:42] That was the album.

[00:34:44] Shit. I see why you

[00:34:46] retracted your last one. How do you know this?

[00:34:48] I was told to Google it.

[00:34:50] Somebody said diddy fucked the lasagna.

[00:34:52] They were like, that's

[00:34:54] funny? And I was like, diddy

[00:34:56] fucking lasagna? That sounds pretty hilarious.

[00:34:58] And then

[00:35:00] they were like, there's an album

[00:35:02] and you should check out

[00:35:04] the album

[00:35:06] that that song's on.

[00:35:08] And I was like, okay. Can we get a name?

[00:35:10] Like who created this song

[00:35:12] with that album on it? Weird Al.

[00:35:14] That's definitely Yankovitch level.

[00:35:16] It seems like it would be.

[00:35:26] It's

[00:35:30] it's, you can put it in your

[00:35:32] Google machine.

[00:35:34] Fuck up your algorithm.

[00:35:36] Both of them are holding their phones at this point

[00:35:38] in time just so our listeners are

[00:35:40] aware. Well, because he made it up.

[00:35:42] They're both telling me. No, I didn't make it up.

[00:35:44] I was told to Google it. Lazy

[00:35:46] fucks. So

[00:35:48] song and lyrics

[00:35:50] by Young Butt Piss.

[00:35:52] Hold on.

[00:35:54] What?

[00:35:56] What?

[00:35:58] I might take it down and

[00:36:00] like myself. Young Butt Piss.

[00:36:02] Young Butt Piss.

[00:36:04] So I was like skeptical about

[00:36:06] my rap alias name.

[00:36:08] Where's Cooler Nose

[00:36:10] Butt Plug?

[00:36:12] Check the album.

[00:36:14] I think I got Butt Pissed.

[00:36:16] You're doing alright.

[00:36:18] Yeah, I think my rap

[00:36:20] persona is a little bit better. Where are they from?

[00:36:22] Sounds like super foreign. Like they might be

[00:36:24] Austrian or like they're probably

[00:36:26] south of the Mason Dixie.

[00:36:28] That's not American at all.

[00:36:30] Butt Piss is definitely European.

[00:36:34] Was that a pun?

[00:36:36] Was that

[00:36:38] European?

[00:36:40] Did you do that

[00:36:42] on purpose? European? Yeah, did you do that

[00:36:44] on purpose? Yes, but you didn't.

[00:36:46] No, you didn't.

[00:36:48] Now if I'd have been like see, see what I

[00:36:50] did there, you'd have been like stop calling attention to your

[00:36:52] kids.

[00:36:54] No, that one was good. I might have actually

[00:36:56] European. What do you mean by you people?

[00:36:58] I might have actually gave you props for that one.

[00:37:00] I did do it on purpose.

[00:37:02] But you made it not look like I'm doing it

[00:37:04] on purpose. Jewish people always try to be racist

[00:37:06] man.

[00:37:08] Always try to say something about you people.

[00:37:10] So they like pissing in butts?

[00:37:12] Yes, yes, especially the Germans.

[00:37:14] That's your people.

[00:37:16] How do you know? Pissing in butts.

[00:37:18] Because they tried to ostracize

[00:37:20] six million of us.

[00:37:22] You're an ostracized. So that means

[00:37:24] they pee in butt holes? Yeah, I doubt that like

[00:37:26] half of, well not half,

[00:37:28] I doubt that part

[00:37:30] of that whole process was them

[00:37:32] peeing in butt holes. No, they were

[00:37:34] shitting everywhere.

[00:37:36] Scheisse videos. It's not called a

[00:37:38] German Scheisse video for nothing.

[00:37:40] I know South Park made fun of it.

[00:37:42] Es ist mein Scheisse.

[00:37:44] Okie dokie.

[00:37:46] They make you eat brand flakes

[00:37:48] before porn shoots in Germany.

[00:37:50] Let's do away with this.

[00:37:52] Yeah, we could.

[00:37:54] Are we burning this down? We might actually.

[00:37:56] I mean it was...

[00:37:58] You went from piss to shit.

[00:38:00] Come on.

[00:38:02] I don't know how that started.

[00:38:04] How many bowel movements are we gonna get to here?

[00:38:06] I mean, Jesus.

[00:38:08] So if we're done with that...

[00:38:10] Completely. I asked a good question.

[00:38:12] We're done with tear away sweatpants right?

[00:38:14] No, they still have those.

[00:38:16] Would you wear a tear away?

[00:38:18] Would you sleep in tear away?

[00:38:20] That shit is so uncomfortable.

[00:38:22] I would sleep with them,

[00:38:24] but I'd wear them.

[00:38:26] If you're a side sleeper,

[00:38:28] it's impossible. That's like a Seinfeld combo.

[00:38:30] Are you a side sleeper?

[00:38:32] You can't do

[00:38:34] the tiger

[00:38:36] knee from

[00:38:38] mortal, I mean not mortal combo.

[00:38:40] Yeah, that's too uncomfortable. You can't lay on your side

[00:38:42] with ripaways. But wouldn't you

[00:38:44] be like that guy

[00:38:46] if you had a ripaway outfit

[00:38:48] and you and your girl got something planned

[00:38:50] and then you just like...

[00:38:52] Just rip it away?

[00:38:54] If you rip away the ripaway, then it's a good thing.

[00:38:56] Then it's okay. It's like Hulk Hogan's

[00:38:58] t-shirt. You can't sleep in a ripaway.

[00:39:00] But that would be

[00:39:02] completely besides the point of sleeping

[00:39:04] with the ripaway because you have already

[00:39:06] ripped them away. Which helps.

[00:39:08] You don't sleep in the rips. You gotta rip them.

[00:39:10] You gotta rip them.

[00:39:12] This is like pregame before you get in the bed.

[00:39:14] You gotta rip them.

[00:39:16] The only time you're not sleeping away

[00:39:18] the ripaways is if you're not getting weighed.

[00:39:20] So shouldn't you have to sleep in

[00:39:22] your ripaways if you didn't succeed?

[00:39:24] It's like a punishment.

[00:39:26] Now the ripaway is more like

[00:39:28] a robe.

[00:39:30] I've never slept in my robe.

[00:39:32] You need to sleep in clothes?

[00:39:34] That's what I'm saying.

[00:39:36] You would never sleep in the ripaway

[00:39:38] if you're not getting weighed.

[00:39:40] It's like a robe.

[00:39:42] A way less comfortable robe.

[00:39:44] That shit strangles me.

[00:39:46] Any type of clothing on me when I sleep

[00:39:48] is constricting.

[00:39:50] Not even briefs?

[00:39:52] Birthday suit.

[00:39:54] I'm claustrophobic!

[00:39:56] Landon's going

[00:39:58] to the Mahawie desert?

[00:40:00] Commando?

[00:40:02] Y'all ain't never slept until you slept

[00:40:04] buck naked.

[00:40:06] With my rib or with my chick only sleep?

[00:40:08] I mean, you sleeping at your homeboy's house?

[00:40:10] Yeah, where?

[00:40:12] That's what I just said!

[00:40:14] Why would you even bring that up though?

[00:40:16] Like what in the shit?

[00:40:18] Well he said he sleeps

[00:40:20] in the nude to start.

[00:40:22] So what if you're in your homie's

[00:40:24] guest room?

[00:40:26] I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

[00:40:28] You did ask if

[00:40:30] you could jizz on TVs in the guest room.

[00:40:32] What's the mess on your homie's

[00:40:34] guest room? If it's a whole separate room

[00:40:36] with a door and all that,

[00:40:38] I'm probably naked. You're probably butt naked?

[00:40:40] So when we go to Vegas, are you sleeping

[00:40:42] butt naked? Oh I know you're sleeping butt naked.

[00:40:44] Nevermind.

[00:40:48] She said it, I sleepwalk

[00:40:50] all the time.

[00:40:52] All the fucking time. I actually do sleep jumping jacks.

[00:40:56] Oh this time's sloppy!

[00:41:04] This is like a standing ovation!

[00:41:08] Some fast ass jumping jacks!

[00:41:12] I swear to god, I swear to god

[00:41:16] I got a surprise for you!

[00:41:18] Sample.

[00:41:20] I swear to god.

[00:41:28] Don't worry.

[00:41:30] I might have to handcuff your ass to the front door.

[00:41:32] I'm gonna be in my room if I'm naked.

[00:41:36] If I'm not gonna wear clothes, I'll

[00:41:38] That's all I ask.

[00:41:40] I'm not gonna leave the room.

[00:41:42] He said let the door open.

[00:41:46] It depends on where the door faces.

[00:41:48] Lock your punk ass out.

[00:41:54] He's like you wanna play twister?

[00:41:58] I'll go first.

[00:42:04] Yellow.

[00:42:08] Yellow's all the way over there!

[00:42:12] Right foot red.

[00:42:14] Right fist face!

[00:42:18] Fuck out of here, nigga!

[00:42:20] So you can fight a nigga that's naked?

[00:42:22] Would you fight a naked nigga, bro?

[00:42:24] That's a good question.

[00:42:26] What if he was greased up too?

[00:42:28] Like a deaf guy?

[00:42:30] You know what?

[00:42:41] It'd be the quickest fight of my life, nigga.

[00:42:43] I'm knocking you the fuck out!

[00:42:45] So I can run away!

[00:42:47] What if he ducks and it starts grappling?

[00:42:55] It's fucking dark, Johnson.

[00:42:57] Just naked.

[00:42:59] He like power jumps over you

[00:43:01] and it just like

[00:43:03] reverses.

[00:43:09] I'm screaming.

[00:43:11] No!

[00:43:15] He's gonna rape me!

[00:43:17] No!

[00:43:19] From the bottom position so his nuts are running.

[00:43:23] Why would you say that?

[00:43:25] Why would you say that?

[00:43:27] What?

[00:43:29] See these are my fears.

[00:43:31] I'm letting you break the arm.

[00:43:33] Break it!

[00:43:35] I'm letting you break the arm.

[00:43:37] I'm letting you break the arm.

[00:43:39] But I'm getting my gun, nigga.

[00:43:43] What if you're on the other side of that?

[00:43:45] Like you're all good at Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

[00:43:47] and you're just like one night stand

[00:43:49] this chick told you she was single

[00:43:51] and then her husband comes in the door

[00:43:53] and you're butt naked in the bed.

[00:43:55] Do you hop out and try to put your clothes on?

[00:43:57] I'm tea bagging that, nigga.

[00:44:01] I just finished topping off your bitch

[00:44:03] now you're getting the nuts to the forehead.

[00:44:05] For real, for real,

[00:44:07] let me finish.

[00:44:09] Because respectfully

[00:44:11] no one ever wants to be cheated on.

[00:44:13] Disrespectfully.

[00:44:15] And as real niggas I can tell you guys don't want to be

[00:44:17] a party to like side nigga shit.

[00:44:19] You don't know and you're just

[00:44:21] in the room chilling after a post-coitus

[00:44:23] and the husband comes home

[00:44:25] and she's like

[00:44:27] do you fight that nigga

[00:44:29] and run.

[00:44:31] Is he approaching me?

[00:44:33] He's trying to stop you from doing

[00:44:35] I would be like tag your ass.

[00:44:37] Lando's getting in a fight

[00:44:39] that's what he's saying.

[00:44:41] She's all revved up.

[00:44:43] She's good to go.

[00:44:45] Don't worry about it.

[00:44:47] Hey remember, it wasn't your turn until now.

[00:44:49] Just wipe her off a little bit.

[00:44:51] Or like

[00:44:53] she likes it when you smack her.

[00:44:55] What am I doing trying to tell you?

[00:44:57] You know.

[00:44:59] Don't forget to put a

[00:45:01] never mind.

[00:45:03] You know. Who am I telling?

[00:45:05] Disrespectful.

[00:45:07] Sounds like you guys would try to leave

[00:45:09] and hope he doesn't start.

[00:45:11] Why you put me in the you guys?

[00:45:13] Do I look like you guys?

[00:45:15] You said you were starting fights.

[00:45:17] Clean.

[00:45:19] Middle of the forehead like I'm dubbing you Knight.

[00:45:21] I was talking to Lando.

[00:45:23] Sir P.

[00:45:25] Sir P.

[00:45:27] What the fuck dude?

[00:45:29] Sir P.

[00:45:31] Wow.

[00:45:33] I dub thee.

[00:45:35] Well that's all folks.

[00:45:37] That happened.

[00:45:39] Hey man.

[00:45:41] We can't even apologize for

[00:45:43] M.I.C anymore. He just does what he

[00:45:45] wants to.

[00:45:47] The Haitian sensation is his own person.

[00:45:49] I mean that's a clear cut

[00:45:51] difference between me and Cole.

[00:45:53] For sure.

[00:45:55] You don't apologize. Absolutely not.

[00:45:57] You usually say it.

[00:45:59] But you don't say sorry.

[00:46:01] Ten toes nigga.

[00:46:03] But that's not always true either

[00:46:05] because you said certain things to all of your

[00:46:07] friends where it's like you almost

[00:46:09] said sorry.

[00:46:11] Like sorry your feelings got hurt

[00:46:13] you bitch but I'm still sorry

[00:46:15] that you have feelings.

[00:46:17] I've never said that.

[00:46:19] You've done close to that before.

[00:46:21] Close to that is not that.

[00:46:23] Riverboat gambling trips.

[00:46:25] Nigga we don't do that.

[00:46:27] We don't do that here.

[00:46:29] So we're not going to talk about

[00:46:32] the 1997

[00:46:34] remake of X-Men at all?

[00:46:36] The non-binary

[00:46:38] It's not even

[00:46:40] non-binary I don't know where that came from.

[00:46:42] They don't use computer language?

[00:46:44] No.

[00:46:46] What's his name? Morph is not

[00:46:48] Morph is not

[00:46:50] Morph anymore. Morph is

[00:46:52] a he

[00:46:54] she.

[00:46:56] No that's not true.

[00:46:58] He morphed? Whoever made that up didn't see

[00:47:00] the show. Morph is just young.

[00:47:02] No nigga

[00:47:04] it clearly stated in the shit

[00:47:06] that Morph is non-binary.

[00:47:10] Morph is a dude.

[00:47:12] He's just Wolverine's best friend.

[00:47:14] Okay so if people are

[00:47:16] non-binary

[00:47:18] what's the deal with a binary star?

[00:47:20] That's the ones we wish upon.

[00:47:24] Do you want to do this?

[00:47:26] Wish upon a binary

[00:47:28] star.

[00:47:32] That could be the end of the episode.

[00:47:36] Wish upon a binary star.

[00:47:38] But for real though.

[00:47:40] I'm being serious. 1997

[00:47:42] is fire. It's

[00:47:44] fire. It's like a continuation

[00:47:46] of the shit that we watched. Did this just

[00:47:48] come out? Yeah yeah there's only like 8 episodes

[00:47:50] and they're doing it week by week. Oh it's

[00:47:52] a television

[00:47:54] cartoon.

[00:47:56] Just like how

[00:47:58] X-Men was back in the day.

[00:48:00] X-Men 97. Streaming service?

[00:48:02] You can watch it on Paramount or

[00:48:04] Disney. Disney on. Paramount is like

[00:48:06] just starting it but Disney's got

[00:48:08] update episodes. Monopolizing

[00:48:10] shit. That makes sense. Well cause

[00:48:12] X-Men is Marvel. Yeah

[00:48:14] that's a Disney. That's what I'm saying.

[00:48:16] So they're trying to be not as racist

[00:48:18] and sexist? No yeah

[00:48:20] so it's still the same character plots

[00:48:22] like spoiler alert

[00:48:24] they do some

[00:48:26] like where the non-mute

[00:48:28] niggas that alliance

[00:48:30] for anti-humans comes

[00:48:32] and attacks and they take some powers

[00:48:34] away and do some shit but then like

[00:48:36] they get them back.

[00:48:38] Magneto is like the leader

[00:48:40] of the X-Men for a second.

[00:48:42] They follow along

[00:48:44] with how Professor X died in

[00:48:46] the old school version but he's

[00:48:48] not dead. Spoiler alert.

[00:48:50] Alright well

[00:48:52] anyway. It's

[00:48:54] fire and I just gave you three really

[00:48:56] good reasons why. I'll check it out. It's like

[00:48:58] an homage and then it follows

[00:49:00] the same story without fucking it down.

[00:49:02] You just want to talk about it that's all? Yes.

[00:49:04] That's the whole reason you brought it up.

[00:49:06] I haven't got to gush. I thought one of you would have

[00:49:08] at least seen it. At least M.I.C.

[00:49:10] I did watch it. He's my

[00:49:12] anime guy.

[00:49:14] I did watch it.

[00:49:16] They're not gonna watch it so we can spoil

[00:49:18] away for them. I might.

[00:49:20] Right?

[00:49:22] I got kids. I just might.

[00:49:24] I don't know I thought it was cool but

[00:49:26] Maybe Big Sizz

[00:49:28] can handle X-Men

[00:49:30] and he's a little mature.

[00:49:32] Fair enough.

[00:49:34] There's some adult things.

[00:49:36] I know my anime though. Partoon to Taze.

[00:49:38] The big five

[00:49:40] that we're talking about.

[00:49:42] Movies or shows.

[00:49:44] No a little bit.

[00:49:46] Samurai Champloo.

[00:49:50] Big Five.

[00:49:52] Cowboy Bebop. Big Five.

[00:49:56] Ruoni Kenshin.

[00:49:58] Baki. Yu Yu Hakusho

[00:50:00] and Grappler Baki.

[00:50:02] Not Baki. Baki came later.

[00:50:04] Grappler Baki.

[00:50:06] When he won the first tournament.

[00:50:08] And the nigga was cutting cords

[00:50:10] and

[00:50:12] Fist of the North Star.

[00:50:14] That's a movie. It's a movie Big Five.

[00:50:16] Kira.

[00:50:18] But I think there was a show too.

[00:50:20] There was a show for Fist of the North Star.

[00:50:22] So this fool did

[00:50:24] pressure points.

[00:50:26] And he could poke your different pressure points

[00:50:28] and make you float.

[00:50:30] Fist of the North Star.

[00:50:32] That was like 89.

[00:50:34] Fist of the North Star.

[00:50:36] That's it. To the wrist.

[00:50:38] In the North Star.

[00:50:40] Fist of the North Star.

[00:50:42] Past tense. He already did it.

[00:50:44] So that North Star

[00:50:46] probably was non-binary.

[00:50:48] Hey, hey.

[00:50:50] It's being really serious.

[00:50:54] No you're not. And then like if you know anime

[00:50:56] they call The Big Three.

[00:50:58] No nigga it's just Big Me.

[00:51:00] Have you seen the Fisted Star?

[00:51:02] Nigga boom!

[00:51:04] Calm down.

[00:51:06] It's serious.

[00:51:08] It's Naruto bleach and

[00:51:12] One Piece?

[00:51:14] Oh fuck outta here.

[00:51:16] Bro Dragon Ball was a progenitor.

[00:51:20] Well Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z

[00:51:22] is like a given.

[00:51:24] Dragon Ball came out in like 87.

[00:51:26] 86 in Japan.

[00:51:28] So it's before all of the shit that's happened now.

[00:51:30] Naruto is just basically

[00:51:32] Goku but with less

[00:51:34] pussy grabbing.

[00:51:36] Same with Hunter x Hunter.

[00:51:38] Going in Kila

[00:51:40] Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z

[00:51:42] related. It's similar.

[00:51:44] I mean they're all fucking

[00:51:46] based off of it. Yeah it's very similar.

[00:51:48] That's why I like this shit where

[00:51:50] they don't have to rely on like a tournament.

[00:51:52] That's why Cowboy Bebop

[00:51:54] is dope where there's more of a storyline

[00:51:56] than just fighting

[00:51:58] you know training towards a tournament.

[00:52:00] So they were bounty hunters

[00:52:02] so their whole life was a tournament.

[00:52:04] Y'all seen Gangster?

[00:52:06] Yeah, fuck yeah I finally finished it

[00:52:08] thanks to you.

[00:52:10] Hell yeah. That shit's fire.

[00:52:12] That's a slept dog.

[00:52:14] That's a new one.

[00:52:18] When the Coco hit they came out with

[00:52:20] a bunch of different animes.

[00:52:22] You didn't mention the other classic though I don't think.

[00:52:24] Ninja Scroll.

[00:52:26] That's just not a movie for kids.

[00:52:28] You didn't mention that one though.

[00:52:30] Fairy Tail.

[00:52:32] The anime? Yeah, Fairy Tail's good.

[00:52:36] Sort of, Mega Magic and all that.

[00:52:38] Fucking uh,

[00:52:40] Seven Deadly Sins. That's one of the

[00:52:42] fires. And I was late to that.

[00:52:44] I have

[00:52:46] an idea for the fucking

[00:52:48] the sacred sin of

[00:52:50] pride, the fucking lion sin.

[00:52:54] Black Clover.

[00:52:56] That's hella good. That one's fire as fuck.

[00:52:58] That's what G-Money was watching right?

[00:53:00] Wasn't that what it was into?

[00:53:02] Yeah, that's pretty new.

[00:53:06] My Hero? Yeah, My Hero.

[00:53:08] That's one of the best new ones.

[00:53:10] But wait hold on, hold on.

[00:53:12] But damn near everything is

[00:53:14] on a My Hero status though.

[00:53:16] Like every other new fucking

[00:53:18] anime is like everybody already

[00:53:20] has fucking super powers

[00:53:22] already. You know what I'm saying?

[00:53:24] It's starting, it's

[00:53:26] I don't like that. It's a quirk.

[00:53:28] I don't like that. Quirk.

[00:53:30] You guys did a good job

[00:53:32] with the post powers thing.

[00:53:36] Yeah, but when they start going on to the same genre

[00:53:38] it waters down the originals.

[00:53:40] That's why the newest best

[00:53:42] animes are all Korean.

[00:53:44] And I'm not saying that.

[00:53:48] Have you seen Solo Leveling yet?

[00:53:50] Love, Death and Robots was dope.

[00:53:52] That shit was super dope.

[00:53:54] That niggas don't know.

[00:53:56] So, systematic racism

[00:53:58] and gentrification in the

[00:54:02] No.

[00:54:04] I mean okay yes is going on but no

[00:54:06] we're not gonna

[00:54:08] get into all that.

[00:54:10] It's a comedy podcast.

[00:54:12] We can make it

[00:54:14] funny.

[00:54:16] No, it's fucking sad.

[00:54:18] Most comedies are sad.

[00:54:20] No, I don't know about that.

[00:54:22] Let's make light of it.

[00:54:24] Half Baked is a tearjerker.

[00:54:26] Name one comedy that doesn't have a sad in it.

[00:54:28] Jerking off on Half Baked?

[00:54:30] I mean how sad? Like movie or?

[00:54:32] A sad, anything. Name one comedy

[00:54:34] that doesn't have a sad. Okay there's arguable

[00:54:36] ones where it's not

[00:54:38] like that sad. Argue it.

[00:54:40] Dazed and confused.

[00:54:42] That's a sad. They have to go through high

[00:54:44] school. There's niggas walking around with paddles.

[00:54:46] He wants to be cool so bad.

[00:54:48] People go through high school. That's a bad.

[00:54:50] Friday, what's the bad?

[00:54:52] They gotta play, they gotta pay worm.

[00:54:54] Are you being serious? They have

[00:54:56] two bads in that movie. Dumb and Dumber.

[00:54:58] Damon is literally walking around

[00:55:00] beating niggas up bro.

[00:55:02] Dumb and Dumber.

[00:55:04] I mean that's not bad. That's everyday in the hood.

[00:55:06] Losing money. Swanson, Simpson, Samsonite.

[00:55:08] Swani. Niggas get they ass every day beat.

[00:55:10] Swani, women, swana, swan, swanson.

[00:55:12] They almost weren't friends

[00:55:14] in the middle of that movie bro.

[00:55:16] Biodome.

[00:55:18] They got stuck in the biodome!

[00:55:20] They were fine.

[00:55:22] They were perfectly fine. They didn't even know they were stuck.

[00:55:24] Their girlfriends broke up with them because they were stuck in the biodome.

[00:55:30] And they didn't cheat and still got broken up with.

[00:55:34] That's a sad.

[00:55:36] I was a loyal nigga and had desert D?

[00:55:41] Airheads.

[00:55:43] They're trying to get

[00:55:45] the lone rangers on the radio.

[00:55:49] Then he breaks up with her and she throws the tape out of the car.

[00:55:53] This nigga knows the plot to everything.

[00:55:55] It's not that sad.

[00:55:57] It's a bad. It's a negative.

[00:55:59] It's a sad.

[00:56:01] Every happy has a sad.

[00:56:03] Every comedy has a drama.

[00:56:05] There has to be antagonists and protagonists.

[00:56:07] Every comedy has a drama.

[00:56:09] It's kind of part of every storyline.

[00:56:11] In that sense you're not wrong.

[00:56:13] We're saying how sad.

[00:56:15] It's really not that sad.

[00:56:17] That is a good level.

[00:56:19] Professor Klump.

[00:56:21] Now it's semantics.

[00:56:23] We could argue that you're arguing semantics.

[00:56:25] He's a fat ass.

[00:56:27] That's the sad.

[00:56:29] He's a depressed fat man.

[00:56:31] A lonely person and he can't even be cool until he makes a drug that takes it out of him.

[00:56:37] That's sad.

[00:56:39] Sounds like...

[00:56:41] Suburban commando.

[00:56:47] The nigga he was fighting against was the sad.

[00:56:51] Because there's a bad guy?

[00:56:53] It's a bad.

[00:56:55] There always has to be an antagonist.

[00:56:57] Toy soldiers.

[00:56:59] His name was Gunther.

[00:57:01] That's his argument.

[00:57:03] The antagonist is the bad sad.

[00:57:05] There's usually something that they have to overcome or deal with in every movie.

[00:57:09] What's the bad?

[00:57:11] Small soldiers.

[00:57:15] Do you mean small soldiers?

[00:57:17] Yeah that's the one.

[00:57:19] The Gorgonites had an enemy, right?

[00:57:21] Oh god.

[00:57:23] Did they or did they not?

[00:57:25] Wasn't he the problem child in his school and had to go to a different school?

[00:57:29] Some toys that they fucking killed.

[00:57:31] He broke his toys and then they didn't believe him because he was a murderer.

[00:57:35] They tried to come to his house and take his toys.

[00:57:39] They tried to come to his house and take over his house.

[00:57:41] That didn't happen.

[00:57:43] But where's the sad though?

[00:57:45] What's the sad?

[00:57:47] That's sad. My dad won't let me be the runner of this whack ass toy store because I'm a bad kid.

[00:57:53] Oh boo fucking who?

[00:57:55] That's comparative.

[00:57:57] You want me to feel bad for you because you're a piece of shit?

[00:58:01] He was misunderstood.

[00:58:03] We've all been misunderstood.

[00:58:05] We've all done something.

[00:58:07] Let's call him a murderer.

[00:58:09] What about the earnest movies?

[00:58:11] How are you misunderstood and stand nobody?

[00:58:13] He killed like 9000 toys.

[00:58:15] The earnest movies are not sad.

[00:58:17] No but there's a bad.

[00:58:19] There's a drama.

[00:58:21] We're not going to win this.

[00:58:25] He's just going to bring up the antagonist in every movie.

[00:58:27] It's bad. It's sad.

[00:58:29] It's a big sad.

[00:58:31] And every movie has one.

[00:58:33] It's terrible.

[00:58:35] It's a drama.

[00:58:37] Have you ever seen a movie that's just like good things just happen all the time and it's just nothing bad ever?

[00:58:43] No I agree.

[00:58:45] There's something that they have to deal with or overcome.

[00:58:49] I preface this by saying name a movie that has nothing.

[00:58:53] Jay and Silent Bob is not sad.

[00:58:55] There's a drama. They got to get that fucking monkey.

[00:58:57] I am the clit commander.

[00:58:59] Remember this fucking face.

[00:59:01] Whenever you see Clint you'll see this fucking face.

[00:59:05] No dude no.

[00:59:07] See it's a stretch.

[00:59:09] Jay and Silent Bob.

[00:59:11] That's probably one of the solid ones that you can't.

[00:59:13] They were faced with many dramas.

[00:59:15] No.

[00:59:17] If you're not making with the head.

[00:59:21] They didn't have to do that regardless.

[00:59:23] Nigga they got left in front of a store by their parents.

[00:59:25] That's already bad.

[00:59:27] Chi Chin Chong's nice dreams.

[00:59:29] They were trying to move weight across state lines and had to stop and face the police.

[00:59:35] That's not necessarily sad or bad.

[00:59:39] They had a cousin named Strawberry that tried to kill them both.

[00:59:41] Strawberry.

[00:59:43] They made a song called Mexican American.

[00:59:45] And then old girl was snorting detergent so that's not good.

[00:59:51] That's not good.

[00:59:53] Oh god.

[00:59:55] Success.

[00:59:57] You got me though.

[00:59:59] You got me.

[01:00:01] He's un-laughable and we made him do it.

[01:00:03] Nice I made you laugh.

[01:00:05] Spit on me.

[01:00:07] I'm not mad at you only because you laughed but you definitely spit on me.

[01:00:11] We had our first spitter.

[01:00:15] Pause.

[01:00:17] I'm not mad at you.

[01:00:19] I'm not mad at you.

[01:00:21] I'm not mad at you.

[01:00:23] Pause.

[01:00:25] Actually that's no diddy.

[01:00:29] Or diddy.

[01:00:31] That was good.

[01:00:33] That was a solid hour wasn't it?

[01:00:35] Cheers.

[01:00:37] He was going to say pfft.

[01:00:39] That was my honor.

[01:00:43] Glad to help you.

[01:00:45] The Napster did his first spitter.

[01:00:47] I've come close with y'all.

[01:00:49] Yeah 100%.

[01:00:51] I've never officially had any spit-age.

[01:00:55] He said I had to mute myself.

[01:00:57] I remember that.

[01:00:59] Yeah.

[01:01:01] I did a like it's coming but I just turn away.

[01:01:03] That's what she said.

[01:01:05] No diddy.

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