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[01:30.000 --> 01:59.840] One more than 25 years. Do you actually turn gay or your standards just lower LC noises? I'm calling you handsome cause I think you're handsome I like your beard. That crew cut really it doesn't form it the right?
[01:59.840 --> 02:03.400] Bear nice chin close the fucking curtain
[02:29.840 --> 02:31.840] I
[02:44.640 --> 02:49.920] Couldn't be in general. I'd be stabbing someone yo straight up. That's what I'm working all day of my life
[02:49.920 --> 02:56.280] That's true. So so what's the average though? You're saying life. I'm saying for the average life like no
[02:56.280 --> 02:59.520] No, no when when when men or women become gay
[02:59.840 --> 03:04.680] Why's it out here? I think we don't sorry. Sorry. It's 2023. There's a L. G. Deep
[03:05.680 --> 03:09.880] Q plus come with extra channels when you don't have any other element of Pete
[03:12.360 --> 03:14.360] Think after 10 years
[03:14.360 --> 03:19.000] That's not long enough. Yeah, it is well not for you. I'm staying on average. No like for a life
[03:19.760 --> 03:25.080] Like done with life sentences. So as soon as the judges like you're in there for life. You're like 25 years
[03:29.840 --> 03:36.680] I'm the finish
[03:54.560 --> 03:56.560] I'm tell you right now
[04:00.840 --> 04:03.640] If it's life me and my bitch you gonna have a nice night damn
[04:06.840 --> 04:08.840] We'll blink it's
[04:19.400 --> 04:24.040] Sorry, no, I'm gonna suck eyes. So you're gonna hang yourself. Hey, I'm P laughing
[04:24.040 --> 04:29.760] That's it. Oh, you do it. You get that love either that I'm wrapping myself like a mummy. Yeah, try to get
[04:32.400 --> 04:34.400] Walk around like the fucking pope
[04:39.840 --> 04:41.840] I
[04:45.400 --> 04:50.280] Think I definitely not watch my ass man you are set
[04:50.280 --> 04:53.960] Right, I'm good. I'm not gonna be
[04:55.800 --> 05:01.800] Stick with that place you literally just what if speak I'm not going to show you these are all hypotheticals of course
[05:04.920 --> 05:07.640] I am not to be fucked with no
[05:08.960 --> 05:10.960] That's the same sentiment, right?
[05:12.440 --> 05:14.960] Fuck out of here. No, you cannot fuck me
[05:20.280 --> 05:22.280] No, I
[05:24.280 --> 05:26.120] We're talking about chlorophyll
[05:27.240 --> 05:29.240] Chris handsome
[05:29.600 --> 05:34.120] Look here you ain't calling me handsome. Not up here motherfucker. I like you
[05:35.880 --> 05:39.960] That's it just like maybe I like you maybe
[05:42.120 --> 05:44.400] There's a different kind of like button in the big house. Hey
[05:45.760 --> 05:49.080] Maybe you'll catch a snake a shank in the neck
[05:50.080 --> 05:52.160] Oh, yeah, I mean my needle dick
[05:56.040 --> 06:01.560] That's how he's gonna die then that's how he's gonna die all right what I have to say if he dies
[06:09.400 --> 06:12.400] Say instead of a darting you got my dick sticking out of your
[06:13.400 --> 06:19.280] You crazy and what and then Mike would ruin the moment by saying something like that
[06:20.400 --> 06:24.900] Death by dick in the neck. Wow. He's like dick in your throat or knife in your neck
[06:36.240 --> 06:38.320] Just slice it off in there like it's a fucking
[06:43.400 --> 06:46.440] It's the same water coming out the faucet. So fuck it, right?
[06:46.440 --> 06:49.000] You know that pipes have been changed. It's 19 nothing
[06:52.120 --> 06:56.000] Water's bad. Oh, yes, it's still is
[06:59.920 --> 07:01.920] Water and send it to the prison
[07:05.440 --> 07:07.440] Bottle water got you
[07:13.240 --> 07:18.120] I'm like a dog in the middle of night. Just wake up just drink a fucking half a gallon
[07:24.160 --> 07:25.920] I forgot the fucking flush bro
[07:37.920 --> 07:40.560] Yeah, I just totally lost what happened
[07:42.400 --> 07:44.400] That's what no
[07:44.680 --> 07:46.680] Like
[07:48.600 --> 07:50.600] We're just talking about a jail
[07:53.400 --> 07:56.300] I've never been there, so welcome everybody
[07:58.400 --> 08:06.680] Yeah, we just jumped right in on the forest we got we got some guests some great guests and good good good best good friends of ours
[08:07.480 --> 08:10.560] Welcome. We got Tay Tay and we got
[08:13.400 --> 08:17.980] That's we're gonna burn that down. Thank you. We got Hank Hank Hills in the house
[08:18.760 --> 08:21.680] He used to sell propane accessories a long time ago
[08:24.120 --> 08:31.560] Propane propane I did slightly want to hear how you were making light of your terrible situation
[08:34.640 --> 08:39.540] Whatever happened in May, I don't know how far we want to go with it. Oh, you mean that he's that D
[08:39.860 --> 08:45.540] It was a mayday. Yes. Yes that divorce. Yes. All right fellas straight up. Here you go
[08:45.780 --> 08:49.620] If they single if you're banging your chick and she asked if you're still into her
[08:50.140 --> 08:55.860] And your shit goes limp and then you said you even like sucking dick and she says I love sucking dick and doesn't fucking rock
[08:59.140 --> 09:01.500] So that is a very specific
[09:04.020 --> 09:06.020] That was this situation
[09:06.860 --> 09:11.780] Allegedly she loves to do it, but didn't I was just fucking with that one. I don't know. What do you want to know a college boy?
[09:23.140 --> 09:25.140] Prison I can't go knock on the cell next door
[09:36.020 --> 09:38.020] Good time
[09:45.380 --> 09:50.940] Take him just had a new job. Can we talk about that are we yeah, hey, or too good for that?
[09:51.260 --> 09:53.260] Is that boring? Yeah, it's kind of boring now
[09:56.460 --> 09:58.460] Nobody cares
[09:58.460 --> 10:00.460] You want to see this
[10:00.460 --> 10:02.460] I found we're trying to get
[10:04.900 --> 10:06.900] No joke
[10:06.900 --> 10:10.540] That's the X's blockbuster card I found in the fucking junk drug go bitch
[10:17.980 --> 10:19.980] If you need to borrow when I got you
[10:19.980 --> 10:26.060] This is that one house I can't do it. Holy shit. No, I'm a beard is fucking 30
[10:27.260 --> 10:32.340] The bartenders too young I was gonna say look at you and be like what's that what the fuck is blocked sir?
[10:32.340 --> 10:37.100] I was gonna say do you were so old that it's like cast knowledge. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's an ancient relic
[10:37.100 --> 10:39.900] I've heard a video unlimited. Probably you and I
[10:42.460 --> 10:44.460] Yes
[10:44.540 --> 10:46.300] That's where I got all my company and then it was Hollywood
[10:47.060 --> 10:50.020] Mississippi and chambers no buckly and Quincy
[10:52.100 --> 10:56.140] Yeah, no, that was that was Mississippi and chambers. I think it's like Dollar Tree now
[10:59.580 --> 11:01.580] Dude legendary
[11:05.980 --> 11:08.420] You guys you guys remember news land
[11:09.460 --> 11:11.460] Hell yeah, remember news
[11:11.460 --> 11:16.140] Hey, hello smart. They didn't got it. Oh, yeah, cuz he probably saw his first nudie magazine there
[11:17.500 --> 11:19.580] It wasn't my first but it was there
[11:20.580 --> 11:23.060] You know how many times I accidentally walked down the adult
[11:26.580 --> 11:28.580] Oh, I can't stop I'm in shock
[11:31.020 --> 11:33.020] Well, this is in
[11:36.980 --> 11:38.980] Your porn
[11:41.460 --> 11:43.980] Are you only fan you actually go to like
[11:45.580 --> 11:49.140] Oh, yeah, enjoy the story. So hold on you have a DVD player
[11:56.180 --> 12:03.980] For somebody is like they're really into treaty. I like this story. Yeah, like some candles like they like it's sad
[12:03.980 --> 12:10.580] It's not just like oh here play with myself. Oh, yeah, it's a story. You know, it's like they take themselves out on a date
[12:11.460 --> 12:13.460] Don't use the rolls pedals
[12:14.460 --> 12:16.460] Read all the articles
[12:20.460 --> 12:26.420] Me you know, it's bad when your dad's like, yo, I mean, what are you fucking you want that only fans for me?
[12:36.740 --> 12:41.420] Only fast subscription for you can even use my email address. So grandma doesn't find out
[12:41.460 --> 12:43.460] Well, cuz you ain't got an email address
[12:49.780 --> 12:51.780] You mean the thing inside my
[12:52.660 --> 12:56.440] When I go swimming it's not beside the computer in the
[12:57.740 --> 12:59.740] It's been on button somewhere
[13:11.460 --> 13:13.460] Oh
[13:22.340 --> 13:25.340] Let's not lose our cool then we're no better than the machine
[13:27.340 --> 13:29.960] About back in the day dial up when you're fucking down one show
[13:41.460 --> 13:44.840] Sixteen more days other days of a bear share and lime wire
[13:47.860 --> 13:53.780] Dude Napster was a shit and then and then they caught on and then it took four lime wire to down lime wire
[13:58.140 --> 14:00.140] Dude lime wire took it
[14:03.900 --> 14:07.900] That they just get paid for now, right? There's a celebration camera and
[14:08.660 --> 14:10.660] Torellans got in trouble for celebrating
[14:11.460 --> 14:15.540] We used to get viruses with lime wire
[14:19.820 --> 14:21.820] Off a watch of free porn
[14:27.740 --> 14:33.700] I'm pretty sure our phones do get STs. Oh, it totally does there's bugs dirty fucking phones
[14:41.820 --> 14:43.820] History
[14:46.780 --> 14:48.780] What browser history you're still on DVDs
[14:50.500 --> 14:52.500] There are no browser history
[14:52.500 --> 14:54.500] I
[15:03.980 --> 15:05.980] Got a whole bin
[15:08.140 --> 15:10.140] Just get him out of the house
[15:13.820 --> 15:15.820] Never
[15:22.500 --> 15:24.500] Yeah
[15:47.220 --> 15:49.220] Whatever you want to be
[15:53.500 --> 15:59.460] It probably burned this down. Yeah probably I was only like five minutes of dick talk anyway
[16:03.940 --> 16:05.940] History
[16:07.380 --> 16:09.380] Hustler magazine and
[16:10.220 --> 16:14.900] Back but it always not it wasn't me this time. I was just
[16:16.140 --> 16:20.460] Portos and that's what we were talking about. Yeah, I do enjoy it
[16:20.460 --> 16:24.540] Does anyone else buy pornos a BDS 9 okay, I didn't think so any more
[16:28.740 --> 16:34.140] I'm an inset what's a purchase of a portal what qualifies as a purchase a porno
[16:34.580 --> 16:37.820] Hey, Siri nowadays. It's only fans. Yeah
[16:44.420 --> 16:46.420] Yeah
[16:46.420 --> 16:49.820] You guys remember when there was a girl's gone wild
[16:50.460 --> 16:57.740] Yeah, this is never wanted to buy a girl's gone wild DVD off the why there's the infomercial every night. Yeah, Snoop dogs girls gone
[16:57.740 --> 17:00.100] Wild is so cool. There's the infomercial
[17:03.340 --> 17:05.340] Did you buy that
[17:16.420 --> 17:18.420] Those DVDs in real life
[17:20.860 --> 17:27.340] It's like a straight-up porn any girl that they got to flash their breasts comes back on the bus
[17:28.180 --> 17:33.540] And there's a bus and on the girls gone wild bus. There's a girl's gone wild or different
[17:33.540 --> 17:38.580] That's different so when they get on the bus then it's totally different that but girls got mild once it was
[17:38.580 --> 17:46.260] Ever girl as a child
[17:46.260 --> 17:48.260] Stop it
[18:07.180 --> 18:09.180] Dude straight up not even like
[18:16.260 --> 18:23.140] There is like this like comedy shit like on porn hub
[18:23.140 --> 18:24.580] You I think it was on porn hub
[18:24.580 --> 18:27.060] But there's like this like comedy shit where this guy's like hey
[18:27.060 --> 18:29.060] And he like walks up to this girl is like you want to go
[18:29.380 --> 18:34.420] Study and then it's like a five or six minute video of like them studying and then at the end
[18:34.420 --> 18:37.060] Yeah, and at the end they like hardy handshake or something like that
[18:37.380 --> 18:41.580] And then there's like skits where this like guys being like harassed by his like, you know step brothers
[18:41.580 --> 18:47.100] Step sister bullshit going on and he's like freaked out about it because he's like actually like a step brother and she's like
[18:47.940 --> 18:50.420] Dude, yeah, she's like stuck in the washer
[18:52.900 --> 18:54.900] And he's like how did you even get stuck in there?
[18:54.900 --> 18:58.100] This is like the third time this week just bent over naked already
[18:58.100 --> 19:01.980] Yeah, oh how weird but he never fucks over he just gets her out of the washer and saves the day
[19:01.980 --> 19:04.620] Yeah, like it's like just repeatedly like that. That's how
[19:05.100 --> 19:09.540] Yeah, hardy handshake go on head the mechanic over there fucking take that bitch apart
[19:11.580 --> 19:13.580] Like actually watches the whole Netflix movie
[19:16.660 --> 19:18.660] You mean the full DVD
[19:21.660 --> 19:23.660] Doesn't
[19:23.940 --> 19:28.580] Damn, sometimes you need a storyline. Okay, what's your jam on a storyline?
[19:28.580 --> 19:30.580] What's your favorite? What's your go-to storyline?
[19:30.580 --> 19:34.220] Because sometimes it takes me longer to pick out my genre porn than to actually beat it, you know
[19:37.900 --> 19:39.900] It's the Netflix effects man
[19:42.580 --> 19:44.580] Tired
[19:44.580 --> 19:48.660] You're just like how it like starts for like four seconds in the select window. You're just on that from now on
[19:51.020 --> 19:53.020] Never gonna choose anything choose a form
[19:57.460 --> 20:02.660] Recently watch you like when did I watch that shit? Yeah, this is all just blaring together at this point
[20:02.660 --> 20:04.660] On this one and then push
[20:09.260 --> 20:15.040] Accidentally I searched it once. Yeah, stop reminding me fucking autocorrect
[20:17.060 --> 20:19.260] I just wanted to know what a golden shower was
[20:22.460 --> 20:26.820] I'm gonna say Dan be like truthful. Have you ever just like seriously like search something and then it comes up?
[20:26.820 --> 20:28.820] You're like no, I wasn't that curious. I'm sorry
[20:32.660 --> 20:34.660] No, absolutely not everything
[20:37.820 --> 20:39.820] No, I can goody two shoots porn
[20:44.100 --> 20:46.100] Upper-class
[20:47.540 --> 20:49.540] Only watch Highlands Ranch porn
[20:50.700 --> 20:54.980] It's winged about about a chicken chicks in their house. I can't afford to pay their lamb
[20:57.380 --> 20:59.860] What's a crazy shit you search or what is it?
[21:02.660 --> 21:08.580] She's like the dog. You're right and then she's trying to pass her stuff. You really look that up. Yeah, I read on
[21:09.300 --> 21:11.300] Two girls won't come doesn't sound too bad. Oh
[21:12.580 --> 21:14.580] Of course
[21:16.660 --> 21:18.660] Promote that shit
[21:25.860 --> 21:27.860] Playground never mind. Yeah
[21:32.660 --> 21:34.660] That
[22:03.140 --> 22:09.980] If you were a junior would you be JR would you spell it fully out like if you're King Richard Digman Junior like just straight?
[22:09.980 --> 22:11.980] You I you spelled
[22:32.660 --> 22:34.660] You
[22:39.140 --> 22:41.140] That Chinese boy June wall
[22:50.820 --> 22:55.540] For a while I thought it was like rare form, but it's just us pop my eye all right
[22:56.580 --> 23:02.140] I was like well 30 40 episodes later. I'm like maybe we're just degenerates probably
[23:02.660 --> 23:05.500] Yep, we really found a voice on episode 46
[23:06.500 --> 23:08.500] Really like I
[23:09.020 --> 23:12.500] Would say like shunned any of us right like we still got over
[23:17.700 --> 23:19.700] To me as much because
[23:26.340 --> 23:29.580] I've been very clear with you guys and honest on this podcast
[23:29.580 --> 23:31.940] No, you guys know a lot about my life
[23:39.700 --> 23:45.100] She's not disappointed, but she's just surprised you think you're not surprised. She's just disappointed
[23:49.060 --> 23:52.060] Do you think when she hears this she's gonna go searching for your DVD collection
[23:59.740 --> 24:03.260] Not all heroes where capes my mom found it when I was like
[24:04.820 --> 24:06.820] 70 I didn't even have DVDs back
[24:10.300 --> 24:16.660] She found the tape in the thing still when she got home. Oh, I left it was her
[24:29.580 --> 24:31.580] I
[24:35.100 --> 24:37.100] Do no shit
[24:39.100 --> 24:41.540] Porn tape is her mom getting railed on fucking tape
[24:45.180 --> 24:48.700] And then she came to school told us about as a best part like shouldn't I see it
[24:51.260 --> 24:53.260] 14
[24:59.580 --> 25:06.020] Can we all just come over tonight or we got the 20th reunion coming
[25:14.220 --> 25:16.220] We got to see mom's greatest hits
[25:23.700 --> 25:25.700] But you called him daddy
[25:26.700 --> 25:31.940] Dude is that a collection over there is that part of it some of them. He's like that's a bigger box
[25:40.740 --> 25:42.740] Those are real DVDs
[25:43.860 --> 25:49.340] Does it say BJ09 on the side? Oh my god that's boner session O8
[25:50.420 --> 25:53.020] Oh, man a bunch of dick talk a lot of dick talk
[25:55.700 --> 25:57.700] I
[26:04.420 --> 26:06.420] Speak for your motherfucker
[26:11.380 --> 26:14.420] Bird you down we're all gay
[26:14.420 --> 26:16.420] Whoa without
[26:22.820 --> 26:24.900] Absolutely the death sentence I'll take the dick sentence
[26:30.900 --> 26:32.900] Oh
[26:33.380 --> 26:36.980] Don't be funny and stuff like that. I appreciate it. That was hilarious
[26:37.740 --> 26:40.900] You'd rather do the dick sentence. Oh, I was just saying you know
[26:40.900 --> 26:46.900] That's him kill me. Okay, so so so
[26:48.020 --> 26:50.020] Knife in your back
[26:56.660 --> 26:59.540] He's in the lane I'll start with knife we talking
[27:05.060 --> 27:07.060] Like about just paralyzed or my god
[27:08.060 --> 27:10.540] Because I can feel my ass anyway
[27:17.940 --> 27:19.940] So Dan you're not
[27:23.940 --> 27:25.940] That for
[27:30.740 --> 27:32.740] We still talking like the sport knife
[27:32.740 --> 27:34.740] I
[27:34.740 --> 27:41.620] Chank at least six inches. So Dan to reiterate the point that you brought up. You're not right, but you're not wrong
[27:44.180 --> 27:46.180] No, I'm saying
[27:48.100 --> 27:50.100] Dude
[28:02.740 --> 28:07.860] Yeah, you got a gun doll three your you your mom and your dad's head I got
[28:09.140 --> 28:13.860] Well, you're inside your mom and your dad's an inch inside you which we're going forward or backward
[28:16.580 --> 28:18.580] I
[28:32.740 --> 28:34.740] Know
[28:46.340 --> 28:51.460] Shut up happy don't feel bad about me. I got my hand back, see
[28:53.940 --> 28:55.940] You've only just begun
[29:03.620 --> 29:06.740] White lace and promises
[29:08.740 --> 29:10.740] Kissful again
[29:32.740 --> 29:34.740] You
[30:02.740 --> 30:04.740] I
[30:07.460 --> 30:09.700] Is there talking stick maybe we could pass the talkers
[30:12.100 --> 30:14.100] We do not have a talk
[30:16.740 --> 30:18.740] What are the flights
[30:19.940 --> 30:23.980] We don't have well, okay, we do have problems, but we don't we're not trying to solve our problems
[30:23.980 --> 30:30.220] Okay, let's not solve shit. Let's make problems. We embrace where we're I feel like that's typically what we do
[30:30.220 --> 30:32.700] It's like a mace brace. Yeah. Yeah, I like problems
[30:33.500 --> 30:35.500] Good. No
[30:35.500 --> 30:36.860] No
[30:36.860 --> 30:43.900] I don't. Oh, okay. I'm like a I don't like I don't like leave before her birthday. I have a nice one place. I'm uh, knuck if you fucker
[30:47.100 --> 30:49.100] I
[31:00.940 --> 31:07.140] Conspiracy theories I think I did write something down on it. Look, get me all the under ground tunnels
[31:11.100 --> 31:13.100] You mean the ones a shot the fucking laser
[31:19.420 --> 31:21.420] That's a really good
[31:25.100 --> 31:27.100] One
[31:30.220 --> 31:32.220] Yeah
[31:34.540 --> 31:36.540] Could have got someone small
[31:39.980 --> 31:42.460] All right, so Dan a couple
[31:43.740 --> 31:46.380] Well, obviously our wrestling ones, but a couple so one of them
[31:48.220 --> 31:50.220] We're not you said wrestling
[31:50.380 --> 31:52.380] You might as well drive a Subaru
[31:54.220 --> 31:56.220] So
[31:56.540 --> 32:02.220] So well, I mean because I kind of get what he's saying like when you talk about like one long dig joke people lose and trust
[32:04.220 --> 32:08.700] I'm glad you got it. I'm glad you got it. Anyway, sorry Dan. No, that's what she said, all right
[32:10.700 --> 32:16.140] So stand real quick childhood movie cliches that hurt the most when you find out they're not true
[32:18.460 --> 32:20.460] Huh the blind side
[32:26.700 --> 32:28.700] And
[32:28.700 --> 32:32.700] Then the way to as soon as like as soon as the spotlight was on that family they're like
[32:33.500 --> 32:35.500] Yeah, oh shit. I'm gonna do it next month
[32:42.860 --> 32:47.660] We've got this whole had whole love some set aside and we've been trying to reach out
[32:48.940 --> 32:55.100] Let's see see first off the shit that always bugs me. You mean to tell me how this dumbass
[32:55.820 --> 33:03.340] Robert or how did they portray this man to be a dumbass in the movie and this man graduated from Ole Miss
[33:03.900 --> 33:05.900] Smart and is in the fucking NFL
[33:06.540 --> 33:09.980] You know I'm saying they portrayed him as a complete dumbass
[33:10.700 --> 33:15.020] For defamation right there. I mean just off of that right there. You know I'm saying because even
[33:15.740 --> 33:20.620] Coming out now he said like yo in the beginning of my career everybody treated me like I was an idiot
[33:20.860 --> 33:23.980] Exactly because it came out right as I was getting drafted
[33:24.140 --> 33:26.780] And then everybody's seen the movie and now all of a sudden
[33:27.500 --> 33:30.940] He's like dude. I graduated and I got I got masters and artists
[33:31.980 --> 33:38.060] They want to they want to make it look like the black the white savior. Yeah needs the the white savior to make it
[33:38.860 --> 33:40.860] Exactly. I mean, Jesus is white
[33:43.100 --> 33:45.100] Was
[33:45.420 --> 33:50.300] No, but that's what it is they want the white savior not even so if they make it it's because of
[33:50.780 --> 33:52.620] The white
[33:53.020 --> 33:58.700] Because the whites saved me again, right? It's about enough. We made a move about the white savior and you're not gonna save you again
[34:01.900 --> 34:06.860] So they did a whole picture series of the shit that's passed
[34:08.060 --> 34:10.460] Antarctica and then passed the North Pole
[34:11.660 --> 34:13.980] So there's like holes where you're not supposed to go
[34:14.700 --> 34:19.100] And there's like statues on the other side of this hole that you're not supposed to go through
[34:19.980 --> 34:23.900] So like that's why they try to like own the land that's surrounding these exits
[34:24.300 --> 34:27.580] It's kind of a tunnel shit that you were talking about but on top of the whole
[34:27.980 --> 34:32.620] So like there's like holes like the earth is just bigger than we thought it was
[34:33.740 --> 34:35.740] So like
[34:35.740 --> 34:38.860] Yeah, like angia is bigger than we thought it was
[34:40.300 --> 34:45.660] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah with an a dome. Yeah, yeah, there's a doctor sushi right there
[34:46.620 --> 34:48.620] What number of dome
[34:49.820 --> 34:53.580] Like number six, like would you be disappointed if we weren't dome number one?
[34:53.660 --> 34:59.500] No, I'd be mad if we don't go explore and that shit's really here and it's it's been like one piece the whole time
[34:59.500 --> 35:01.500] It's what reality is
[35:03.740 --> 35:07.260] That's what it is. It's just whichever domes of that. So I think it's
[35:11.180 --> 35:13.180] No, that's what I'm saying. Do you like
[35:13.180 --> 35:16.460] So like what would you do if like instead of like we're not even in like the top 10 dogs?
[35:16.860 --> 35:21.660] No, we're like we're top five but what if we're not though. So are we having a dome draft? Yes
[35:24.460 --> 35:28.300] Hold on hold on different like realities. You have you can do like different things
[35:28.300 --> 35:32.220] You get drafted, but you can't bring your family. Do you go?
[35:33.820 --> 35:35.820] And they're fine
[35:36.860 --> 35:43.340] Okay, but you get drafted to a higher plane. I might go a little bit. No, you can't go back. Make us know it takes these vaccines
[35:44.860 --> 35:46.860] I'll find a way
[35:47.660 --> 35:50.140] That or I'll find a way to make them look okay. So hold on
[35:50.860 --> 35:52.860] so then pause pause so like
[35:53.260 --> 35:55.100] okay, so like
[35:55.100 --> 35:58.220] They'll say I'm playing realm where I'm at. You're saying some really deep shit
[35:58.220 --> 36:03.500] So like nickel a tesla or like there's people that I've tried to give information away for free
[36:04.300 --> 36:05.420] who are like
[36:05.420 --> 36:07.420] believed to be someone from a
[36:07.980 --> 36:12.700] Higher plane of existence. So maybe maybe you could do that. It's an honor knocking and shit, bro
[36:13.100 --> 36:15.100] Maybe you are from a different plane
[36:15.740 --> 36:17.420] So like so here hold it real quick
[36:17.420 --> 36:22.620] So are you saying like Elon Musk was like in like a higher? No, fuck. No. Elon Musk is from seven and he graduated
[36:22.940 --> 36:26.140] He's a fucking alien, bro. He's not what I'm saying like from here
[36:26.140 --> 36:29.980] But his plane is different, but no, that's what I'm saying. Is he from don't like let's say like no number
[36:30.620 --> 36:34.460] Oh, so he got upgraded to us. It's lower. Damn. That sucks. I'm just upgraded
[36:36.300 --> 36:40.380] Brutal my point exactly. Yeah, this is his hell
[36:41.500 --> 36:45.340] He died in his universe. Well, no cuz he got promoted. So he came from something
[36:47.660 --> 36:51.100] Ah, there it is. That's how they get you when they want to get rid of you. They just send you a branch
[36:52.700 --> 36:54.700] It's due. It's you can own it
[36:56.540 --> 37:01.580] It's a little bit of a fixer upper, but it still works, you know, just give it some love and keep putting away dirt
[37:02.540 --> 37:04.540] They called their planet
[37:05.020 --> 37:09.020] When it did yep before you can argue they just like shake his hand and like shut him out the door
[37:09.660 --> 37:11.180] Thanks, you know
[37:11.180 --> 37:15.580] It's like here you go. Thanks. All right. Good job. Thanks. You start Monday. You just go snap their fingers
[37:16.220 --> 37:18.220] Just bam like wait a minute. What?
[37:18.940 --> 37:20.940] Are there
[37:20.940 --> 37:25.500] That's what I'm saying like imagine dude would you be disappointed if we're like dome number like 285
[37:25.980 --> 37:28.220] No, like what if we're not in like the top 100
[37:30.460 --> 37:36.780] Are they ranked like based on performance or how intelligent? Yeah, like so if there's
[37:38.220 --> 37:41.980] abilities that scale that they rate these domes on yeah
[37:42.940 --> 37:47.180] Grape and don't obviously one is one is the best right like
[37:48.460 --> 37:53.740] If there is like a number between one and one and according to michael's that's where super man is that order
[37:53.980 --> 37:56.300] Organized in a certain way or is it just random?
[37:57.100 --> 38:00.780] It's gotta be according to me. Just like everything I'm in jordan. I was like fucking
[38:01.340 --> 38:04.460] Squirly stubbed you better go down to number one. Of course. Oh, yeah
[38:06.540 --> 38:08.540] Shock those squirly. That's a bit fruity
[38:08.540 --> 38:10.700] But have long top cocktail
[38:13.580 --> 38:19.500] Here are real quick semantical question. That's just kind of like mundane for our life. So you can't know ask no question about semanthel
[38:19.500 --> 38:21.500] What's wrong with you
[38:25.260 --> 38:29.340] How many domes up do you think you have to go to like get like health care
[38:33.100 --> 38:34.540] Oh, shit
[38:34.540 --> 38:36.540] If we could only find
[38:37.340 --> 38:39.340] I'm saying we're like two number 275
[38:41.020 --> 38:43.260] Once you get out to link how many domes up is that
[38:44.540 --> 38:48.780] Right currency don't matter. Yeah, that's above our dome. That's that's way above our dome
[38:50.380 --> 38:52.380] That's some dome we will never get
[38:56.300 --> 38:58.300] The domes that lesser domes dream of
[39:04.540 --> 39:07.580] Who do you call it a left domer? What's your name?
[39:07.580 --> 39:09.580] For a dude you think they're like dome
[39:11.420 --> 39:15.900] To him that you're on the low 200s. So they call it domism. It's like a reverse
[39:18.060 --> 39:22.780] It's a reverse credit score if you have a one you're better than a two six domism is a really
[39:23.660 --> 39:26.940] Prevalent thing and domes one through sixty nine
[39:27.580 --> 39:31.500] Certain life the race is turn it can't call someone like three
[39:31.660 --> 39:37.900] We talk less than sixty nine then you're like it just doesn't matter like 70 and lower people I get
[39:39.180 --> 39:40.220] It's
[39:40.220 --> 39:42.700] Domus. We should get AARP though if you're 70
[39:44.380 --> 39:49.580] Yeah, dude how far down the line do you think you have to go until somebody's like dude fuck that dome
[39:49.980 --> 39:53.740] That's that's basically the next almost Colfax of
[39:54.300 --> 39:57.980] Yeah, what's the Colfax of domes like how far is the 47 and down?
[39:57.980 --> 40:00.380] All right, I did that's the next dome over bro
[40:01.820 --> 40:06.940] Yeah, dude. You know are we basing this off of the one logic like you law on them and they're that I figured as much
[40:06.940 --> 40:10.060] We were kind of going hunger games in this bitch. Oh wow
[40:11.420 --> 40:13.420] But with planets
[40:13.580 --> 40:19.580] Domes or planets. No domes. Yeah, it's dumb. It's talking about planets are domes. What what we've just been saying. What's the what?
[40:19.660 --> 40:21.660] I thought we were talking dome records
[40:22.460 --> 40:25.100] Home records mad maxims of thunder
[40:26.380 --> 40:29.340] We're just saying don't I know sketchers. I think dome is just going to like
[40:29.340 --> 40:31.340] Cool
[40:34.540 --> 40:36.940] That is true at least where the dome that has lineup sketches
[40:39.420 --> 40:41.420] Johnny's happy
[40:41.900 --> 40:46.220] Yeah, blows your fucking mind doesn't it close the dome. Close your dome
[40:46.940 --> 40:51.100] Close the dome. That's how you get to the next dome. You got to blow a dome
[40:59.900 --> 41:01.900] Thank you bro on the 4th of July
[41:02.460 --> 41:06.460] They're like these idiots blow each other up all that's fucking time with weapons and shit on the 4th of july
[41:06.460 --> 41:10.300] The whole fucking planet's on fire. He's gonna fucking burn this bitch down
[41:10.300 --> 41:13.580] We ain't gotta fucking ace them. You know what actually what they think is they're like
[41:14.220 --> 41:17.820] Dude, so some of these some of these people have legit weapons others
[41:18.780 --> 41:21.820] And they go like halfway up in the air and blow up. I we don't know
[41:24.300 --> 41:26.300] And that guy just blew his hand off
[41:27.260 --> 41:29.260] They're not ready yet
[41:30.700 --> 41:32.700] It's like hey kids
[41:33.580 --> 41:36.700] Be safe around the fireworks. Let your drunken dad light it for you
[41:37.980 --> 41:41.500] Let me throw gasoline on here and see what happens and don't tell me how to parent
[41:42.620 --> 41:44.620] Hold this mortar. Yeah
[41:45.500 --> 41:47.980] I mean hold this from a kiddle. That's a mortar
[41:48.460 --> 41:53.900] Safety first goddamn it. Okay. Well wait until the fuse is this big to throw it light it by the thing not
[41:54.700 --> 41:59.260] Do you know you kind of light a few of them at the same time when you kind of like think about that like
[41:59.820 --> 42:05.420] Our holidays really do contradict a lot of stuff, you know like don't play with explosives 4th of july's encouraged
[42:05.500 --> 42:07.500] Don't take candy from a baby. Halloween
[42:09.100 --> 42:11.100] Nothing like that like
[42:24.780 --> 42:26.780] Halloween
[42:32.220 --> 42:35.900] So for 38 years, this guy's been taking the candies
[42:37.980 --> 42:39.980] No, come on man
[42:47.420 --> 42:49.660] It's a power angie like what's up pink ranger?
[42:50.220 --> 42:54.140] All right, we gasps bitch. So it's so funny. That'd be funny though
[42:54.140 --> 42:57.820] It's like, you know, I love Halloween because every single year lots of kids bring the candy
[43:01.900 --> 43:04.940] Imagine the picture of that door opening like at the end of the night, dude
[43:04.940 --> 43:08.540] You just open it and the kid just sees like 50 like trick-or-treat bags behind him
[43:09.260 --> 43:12.620] You look at him. He looks at that. You want to knock out kids in the background. Yeah, all right
[43:13.580 --> 43:15.580] Fuck with me kids like like
[43:15.740 --> 43:18.700] Just the front yard literally. I love your Halloween decorations
[43:19.660 --> 43:21.660] So
[43:38.780 --> 43:44.540] So I got a really cool alien theory like you know how it's mostly just crash landings where we find out about aliens
[43:45.100 --> 43:49.980] It's like the drunk college student version of aliens comes here on like vacation
[43:51.820 --> 43:56.620] Oh, so you're telling me they they they were the ones that touched the butt. Yeah, they're the dumbasses
[43:56.620 --> 44:00.700] They're okay, but probers. Oh, so they're their parents are like no, it's not
[44:02.060 --> 44:04.060] Exactly
[44:04.940 --> 44:06.940] North Aurora slash Colfax
[44:06.940 --> 44:11.340] It's like the dark spot with symbol that's called Pueblo, bro
[44:13.100 --> 44:17.180] Thank you most never go there dude. That would that would be pretty good scene on girls gone wild
[44:23.020 --> 44:25.020] We have to start saying that that's crazy
[44:25.900 --> 44:30.300] Say in full circle because I was full circle that was that was a full circle. You get it
[44:31.820 --> 44:33.820] As long as we don't start
[44:34.700 --> 44:36.700] We weren't
[44:38.220 --> 44:41.820] No America's just kind of I mean not america the planet earth
[44:41.820 --> 44:47.980] It's just kind of like the backwater like like steve erwin used to come here for aliens and like it's like a preserve for
[44:48.220 --> 44:54.540] I think you came here for crocodiles, right? You're it's like an alien. It really does seem like it's mainly and like college students come here like
[44:56.140 --> 44:58.140] Do you think Santa Barbara?
[44:58.460 --> 45:00.460] America
[45:00.700 --> 45:02.700] Earth 2026
[45:03.900 --> 45:05.900] They still use bleep blurps
[45:06.300 --> 45:10.300] Fucking humans. They're so stupid. They fight each other off color
[45:12.700 --> 45:14.700] Why everybody gets offended
[45:15.660 --> 45:17.660] No, that's what I'm saying
[45:27.980 --> 45:34.300] No, dude like imagine that like if we finally like discovered like alien life and then like so what happened with like this year?
[45:34.620 --> 45:36.620] That's what yeah, that's true
[45:37.180 --> 45:39.180] So like we uh
[45:39.580 --> 45:42.940] Like we like we find out the story like behind like Roswell
[45:43.020 --> 45:48.460] And it's like so what happened with Roswell like the aliens like oh so that was like our just our 16-year-old
[45:48.540 --> 45:50.540] He just took the UFO out for the first time
[45:52.380 --> 45:56.620] Hey crash it was really embarrassing like that's all it's like wasn't even like an important mission
[45:56.620 --> 45:59.980] We were just like some like bum ass ditch that they crashed on and that's earth
[46:00.540 --> 46:03.660] Would you got a much super juice homey? We actually found you by complete accident
[46:04.460 --> 46:06.460] By this place fucking so
[46:06.460 --> 46:08.460] Trust me. I don't want to be here
[46:12.940 --> 46:16.060] Interstellar travel, but we crash every time we come to this
[46:17.180 --> 46:19.820] Stop it. No, they were drunk. You know
[46:22.220 --> 46:25.900] They played a whole joke on y'all last made parabens and all this shit
[46:30.220 --> 46:32.220] It's our seaman
[46:32.860 --> 46:34.860] More is still alive
[46:34.860 --> 46:38.780] I thought you t-phone dress all that I thought she died on the crash
[46:39.740 --> 46:42.220] I mean that's a pretty good theory like I guess
[46:42.220 --> 46:46.460] Oh, we're still fat cell phones. You just you guys are just doing cell phones
[46:47.020 --> 46:52.380] Yeah, china got it fucking two months before you we had that shit decades ago, dude. We talked to each other with our minds
[46:53.820 --> 46:55.420] fucking humans
[46:55.420 --> 46:59.100] The mouth and words using their lips like suckers mouth holes
[47:00.780 --> 47:02.780] She's still like just
[47:03.820 --> 47:05.820] Wait your butt chugging vodka
[47:09.420 --> 47:12.700] How do you get the up and the down that purple
[47:20.140 --> 47:22.540] That's what I'm in Vegas with my girls
[47:26.140 --> 47:30.620] You ever noticed it in none of these fucking little church going chicks looking like this around here
[47:30.620 --> 47:33.180] But when they go to Vegas, oh my god, I'm gonna put on the skankish shit
[47:33.180 --> 47:38.220] I can find like I asked my friend out the other day. I said, you know, why do girls go out there and do that shit in Vegas like that?
[47:38.220 --> 47:40.220] She's like, oh because you're in Vegas
[47:43.980 --> 47:47.020] Now I can fuck like 20 guys my mama's watching the cab
[47:47.580 --> 47:54.220] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, we're doing it again. So no, no, no, so I was watching I was watching this podcast
[47:54.860 --> 47:56.860] You're watching podcast? Yeah
[47:58.860 --> 48:00.860] Did it have a bus? No, just a little
[48:03.500 --> 48:05.980] So it's it's like a feminist
[48:06.860 --> 48:08.860] Um
[48:08.860 --> 48:11.580] Like that like feminist talk so a whole bunch of chicks
[48:12.700 --> 48:14.700] On this particular
[48:14.700 --> 48:16.700] Ain't don't die
[48:18.460 --> 48:25.660] Somebody so it's the top it wasn't even a topic it was just like a whole bunch of women in the room
[48:26.380 --> 48:32.300] Pretty much like with different views one one spectrum to the other spectrum, okay? Okay
[48:33.260 --> 48:38.140] Well a bunch of feminists with different views a bunch of women already a bunch of
[48:39.980 --> 48:46.780] It was supposed to be like a feminist talk, but it turned into like a little bit of a cat fight to be honest
[48:47.340 --> 48:52.780] The girls were fighting each other. Yeah, but anyway, it was a panel of women. There was one guy
[48:53.340 --> 48:55.340] And he was orchestrating the shit somewhat
[48:55.980 --> 48:59.740] It was like like all the women had from one spectrum of
[49:00.300 --> 49:01.740] of
[49:01.740 --> 49:03.740] Of way of life to the other
[49:03.740 --> 49:11.180] spectrum of way of life. So like from only fans to like super religious. All right. Yeah, you know I'm saying and then everyone in between
[49:13.100 --> 49:15.820] So this one shorty is like
[49:16.700 --> 49:18.700] I do porn
[49:18.700 --> 49:21.420] Well, you know all dandy and shit and one time
[49:22.220 --> 49:26.620] She went out to florida and she did the old 15 niggas
[49:27.580 --> 49:30.940] Or 15 people she didn't specify women or male
[49:31.580 --> 49:38.460] She slept with 15 people at the same time in nine days. I seem
[49:40.060 --> 49:45.420] Or worse. I've heard it. I've heard of that. You know I'm saying and then you have people like
[49:46.300 --> 49:49.180] chiming in like soon as soon as the
[49:50.140 --> 49:56.220] The forum starts or the the shit opens, you know that people in the chat or you can pay to say some live shit
[49:56.620 --> 49:59.100] Automated live and they're all like
[50:00.140 --> 50:05.580] Yo, you're wild. Nobody wants to fuck. No chick like that. Dada. Dada. Dada. I mean dude
[50:06.140 --> 50:13.100] Bam there's spectrums of all types of that shit. There's my fucking that would never dare like my man over here. Huh?
[50:13.660 --> 50:15.660] Who you would never take 50
[50:19.180 --> 50:21.180] Like
[50:21.180 --> 50:23.500] Like my man Kenny over here wasn't touching with a stick
[50:24.060 --> 50:27.820] But then but then you got other fools that would be like you ought to lose her the better
[50:28.300 --> 50:30.300] What who says that? Yeah?
[50:32.140 --> 50:36.060] You should have never said it. There's there's all spectrums. There's all spectrums
[50:36.780 --> 50:41.740] My book is going like what they like to wear spectrum, but you got but you got the white spectrum
[50:46.220 --> 50:48.220] If you will no one's ever said that
[50:48.220 --> 50:54.620] But you know I'm saying it's just it's just crazy though because you know I'm saying it's like you're trying to make a good plan
[50:55.100 --> 51:01.580] Everybody's got their own fucking idea their own fucking reality their own shit reality is relative
[51:02.300 --> 51:04.300] Your reality is not wrong
[51:04.300 --> 51:09.980] But then again, it's not writing somebody else's reality and motherfuckers just have to get with that shit
[51:10.060 --> 51:12.060] You know I'm saying I'm glad you tied that together
[51:12.460 --> 51:14.700] You you put that together very well at the index
[51:15.500 --> 51:19.580] I like how you finished that because you were going off a little bit because this shit was wild
[51:19.580 --> 51:24.460] Preferences is okay, but you're also lying because
[51:25.980 --> 51:27.980] If you ask
[51:28.220 --> 51:32.140] Anybody else what the truth is oh, yeah, I love a loose vagina
[51:36.460 --> 51:38.460] Preferences that's what he just said
[51:39.420 --> 51:44.780] Although on another note the girl that took 15 dudes and or what are 15 partners in nine days
[51:44.780 --> 51:51.260] I would definitely hire her for her organization skills. She's got 15 people in nine days is great
[51:51.980 --> 51:55.980] That's what I'm saying is that not great time management. There's like a couple of three of days in there
[52:01.980 --> 52:03.980] Yeah
[52:08.460 --> 52:14.300] You know so you guys are giving this chick way too much way too much credit. She's in porn
[52:14.300 --> 52:17.500] She was scheduled for this. I know you get it
[52:17.580 --> 52:24.700] We need to talk to her manager or agent manager or whoever the fuck is is in charge of her
[52:25.180 --> 52:27.180] Time management
[52:27.180 --> 52:29.180] I believe we call out a pimp
[52:29.180 --> 52:40.300] What's it what's it what's it what's the difference between a poor star manager and a pimp?
[52:42.060 --> 52:44.380] 10 million money green suit taxes
[52:48.540 --> 52:50.540] Money green suit
[52:50.540 --> 52:55.580] You ain't see nobody walking around in Melrose without a ball like that unless they a pimp. There's not a ball
[52:56.220 --> 53:02.140] I mean dude, they definitely dress fancy as fuck when they do that porn actors guild or whatever that shit is
[53:02.140 --> 53:06.460] Money suits. Yeah, and buttholes dude. They are now in late a gate of boots
[53:07.740 --> 53:09.740] With assless shaps maybe a poor
[53:10.620 --> 53:13.980] Maybe a poor thing in the nether region
[53:25.580 --> 53:27.580] We did that
[53:29.580 --> 53:31.580] Could you imagine you get up a chick's alopecia
[53:37.580 --> 53:39.980] You got a lot of people down there. How'd you get that?
[53:43.580 --> 53:45.580] All right lasers are burned down now
[53:53.020 --> 53:55.020] Give me the jade of faith
[53:55.580 --> 53:57.580] His wife's name
[53:58.860 --> 54:01.420] Hey, man, don't we have a willsmith come over here and try smack nobody
[54:02.700 --> 54:04.700] Unloading the clip
[54:06.540 --> 54:09.740] Actually done de jade of he can't he can't do that. Just let us
[54:10.940 --> 54:13.980] Just let us bust out our phones first because that's great
[54:17.100 --> 54:22.940] Until I pulled out my phone. Oh man. If willsmith pulls up on my motherfucking driveway my phones are ready out
[54:22.940 --> 54:24.220] I would jump in
[54:24.220 --> 54:26.220] Because that's amazing
[54:30.620 --> 54:35.020] It's like nine of us now when you go to the cave and test the brooklyn staff
[54:42.220 --> 54:44.620] It's ending up like a brooklyn fight is intro
[54:48.460 --> 54:50.460] Oh, you gotta you gotta see oh
[54:51.260 --> 54:53.260] Yeah, you ready
[54:54.860 --> 54:56.860] Yeah, we'll see guys. I'm very particular
[54:59.500 --> 55:01.500] All right
[55:01.740 --> 55:03.740] Oh bad dad joke
[55:04.460 --> 55:10.700] Bad dad. Oh, he was a good bad dad joke. Hey, man. Good bad dad. Good bad. Good dad. There's no bad good dad joke
[55:12.140 --> 55:14.140] That's just
[55:14.860 --> 55:17.520] I think I know the make the give you make it up names make it up
[55:18.320 --> 55:20.320] Oh
[55:21.840 --> 55:24.480] My dad habits lead to you the govin and on
[55:24.720 --> 55:28.240] Daddy never came back again and said congrats. I don't know
[55:28.880 --> 55:33.440] I don't want to actually awesome powers already made that song. He freaking ripped us daddy wasn't there
[55:35.680 --> 55:37.680] Daddy wasn't there
[55:37.920 --> 55:39.920] To take me to the fair
[55:40.080 --> 55:43.440] To change my underwear harmonize. He really didn't
[55:43.840 --> 55:46.400] Daddy daddy wasn't there
[55:47.680 --> 55:49.680] To take me to the fair
[55:50.160 --> 55:52.160] To change my underwear
[55:52.640 --> 55:57.040] He really didn't care. Of course lenny cravitz knows this fucking song over here
[56:01.680 --> 56:03.680] I'll take that
[56:11.040 --> 56:13.040] Perfect
[56:13.840 --> 56:17.680] Slash I prefer slash your name should be slashes in the black two though
[56:18.320 --> 56:20.320] His new name is lenny
[56:24.160 --> 56:26.640] I love it. It took us 36 episodes to figure it out
[56:27.280 --> 56:29.280] Hey, I'm telling you this is where we are
[56:30.640 --> 56:34.800] Those are our prominent black shoes. It's slash and lenny crap. We got Kenny and lenny
[56:35.920 --> 56:37.920] Kenny lenny 21 for my seat
[56:38.640 --> 56:42.480] Since it wasn't the uh the black dudes name on the symphony netty
[56:43.360 --> 56:46.800] No, coral that was coral coral coral coral. No, it was a white dude with lenny
[56:46.800 --> 56:49.680] No, I feel like you're just being racist. Oh, I knew one of them
[56:50.160 --> 56:53.920] Anti-races he was saying the black dude was the white. I was gonna say that is
[56:55.120 --> 56:58.000] Actually, it was the first racist. Why is he's got a job?
[57:01.200 --> 57:03.200] Now that I hear
[57:03.360 --> 57:06.480] Now actually the black dude just hit him with an unknown unknown
[57:07.040 --> 57:09.920] It was the richest dude besides mr. Burns on that show
[57:10.640 --> 57:13.360] He had lineage. They had to go to his lenny. You see what he did
[57:13.360 --> 57:17.680] Village he was a king because he didn't have as much of a drinking problem as the rest of the
[57:19.840 --> 57:23.200] I guess besides much that's deep. That was too deep
[57:24.880 --> 57:28.560] No net flounders drank you just drank coffee to get a lot of Christ
[57:29.360 --> 57:33.760] And also and the benediction bougie jesus is one bougie jesus
[57:34.960 --> 57:36.960] the leftoria was full of
[57:37.920 --> 57:40.640] frankincense and mr. Is that the new new testament?
[57:42.080 --> 57:44.880] The new new one more new the new new
[57:46.000 --> 57:48.000] He's gonna use that. Broke that chair
[57:50.000 --> 57:52.000] Silly, get this man a different chair
[57:52.560 --> 57:58.160] What are we in Alabama on boats right now? Yeah, oh crick and chairs. Oh rickety crickets over here
[57:59.120 --> 58:04.560] Actually, everybody I've ever met is strapped to the teeth with those folding chairs if it's up. It's up
[58:05.040 --> 58:11.120] I'm talking about the hat if you put a hat anywhere higher than 10 feet. We're fighting somebody no time
[58:11.360 --> 58:18.400] Oh, we're throwing hats up. So you mean to tell me that it's a bad situation. It's a bad situation. Everyone's standing in 2020
[58:19.200 --> 58:21.200] Bro
[58:22.080 --> 58:24.080] It's literally a bike club
[58:24.640 --> 58:26.640] Disguised as a graduation
[58:26.640 --> 58:28.640] Graduating class like 2,500 people
[58:32.480 --> 58:34.480] Looking at everybody
[58:35.440 --> 58:38.480] I don't know but there are ample folding chairs though
[58:39.840 --> 58:41.840] You got a throw in the jab
[58:43.200 --> 58:45.200] You know it's coming
[58:48.560 --> 58:51.840] I thought that would be like a good induction into the real world
[58:58.480 --> 59:03.760] Are you fighting harder because your whole family's there in the crowd watching? Yes, they have to be fine
[59:05.040 --> 59:07.040] You fight harder because you're like
[59:10.960 --> 59:14.880] I don't need my mama to see me do some of the things I'm gonna do no, but you don't want to lose in front of your dad
[59:15.680 --> 59:21.760] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Are you losing in front of your pops dude if you're like if you're the first thing to go out
[59:31.040 --> 59:33.360] Tiger got out of his cage and everybody's doing off
[59:35.520 --> 59:37.520] You
[59:42.960 --> 59:50.080] Yo, it's Julius and I just made traveling easier the motorized scooter soup case
[59:50.400 --> 59:54.320] Let me say it again motorized scooter soup case
[59:54.720 --> 59:55.920] Yeah, that's right
[59:55.920 --> 59:59.760] The luggage has got a built-in electric motor
[01:00:00] So this suitcase I can ride it and glide through the airport or the train station through downtown
[01:00:06] And it all fits in the overhead storage bin no more crowded terminal trying to say excuse me
[01:00:11] I don't see me gliding through it. I can hop in and off the light rail like it's no problem
[01:00:15] I'm not struggling to carry these heavy-ass badge of podcast equipment anymore
[01:00:19] All you got to do is just click the link in the episode description that says smart suitcase
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