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[00:00:00] This podcast is powered by the plug Yeah, yeah fuck fuck How did you start? Cause y'all are the first on But it's cause what's how do you y'all like it? It's like right above Don't get me started with postcards

[00:00:16] He goes to his family and his mother and dad Alright so, we're back after our little tangent of a break there Sorry Yeah, that was wild. That should have maybe I'm not sure Well, it's where some outlandish stories

[00:00:32] He signed an india for one of those so he cannot say Specifically where he was at in the middle east and specifically what field he saw Yeah They don't know anything They know jack shit Anyway, let's move on Next the dots Yeah It's not all lies people

[00:00:53] It's not all lies So look I think the reason why we're going so ham And the Middle East right now And bacon is because our biggest debt as a country is to China and they want to open And they use the most opium

[00:02:40] Probably Oh Dude, okay I'm shifting gears a little bit but this goes along with 9-11 Right And so the reason why So check this out So back in the 90s You know with that whole as besto shit Dude, the two and towers will full of it Right

[00:03:02] And it would be an astronomical cost To take all that out Take all that out One or two just tear down the building Right Either way, astronomical costs Especially the throne Yes and so it was I think May of 2001 When they finally lost Like the decade long Vossute

[00:03:26] Again, it was like the New York Port Authority And you know the trade towers or whatever They finally lost that fucking tinder Battle and What happens What five months later 9-11 It's kind of kind of ironic right Well, no that's part of the conspiracy Suss-suss-suss-suss

[00:03:52] The Bush administration was a part of Well, and that's the thing like You've been talking that shit So there's multiple reasons But so why not knock out two birds at one stone You know you have a reason now To go to the Middle East Because you set up

[00:04:10] You know, I've been ladden And you know Bush were homies You know what I'm saying? Like they're getting through our narrative It was like all of a sudden Give themselves a reason All of a sudden he's like, oh fuck you We're going to send planes Yeah, no exactly

[00:04:23] Like you said create that narrative Set it all up Then what you want So they'll take care of The twin towers They'll take care of a lot of debt They'll take care of the money They'll miss them from the Pentagon They'll take care of all that shit

[00:04:37] That we don't have the money for it as a country And then on top of that We'll be able to start to make headway With another country That wants a product That is very easily grown in a certain region Plus, pro-Bus, that's the medical complex

[00:04:52] The war machine is the most lucrative business in America You're just going to say, listen to that Yeah, don't say that The FDA with all these people All these people that are addicted to pills and shit Oh man, there was the leaked information

[00:05:05] Where like the head of the FDA was Basically, not an animal No, basically like happy about it though He was like, man, we're getting them so addicted Keep pushing this shit Please, because they make money Very good money Can you make money?

[00:05:21] Yeah, it's like this shit is crazy Right now, it's like, yeah They aren't running through this They've been doing it for a long time And it's not a cure It's just a remedy You don't want to cure any No, they never do There's no money in a cure

[00:05:33] No, yeah, it's over after It's a business This whole country is a business Imagine Johnson can't tell people how he beat The self-park told you Money That did Blenderized money No, man's going Half-it is bullshit They have lies Bro, okay, so hold on They have a movie right

[00:05:54] With Channing Tatum And what's the chick from Black Widow? Take a check The sexy Scarlet Johansson Where they're literally Faking the fucking moon landing This movie is about how they faked the moon landing Because you're a believer in the fake moon landing I still don't

[00:06:14] You don't believe the moon? Not really Can you look through a telescope yourself and see Shale on the moon That's sick, yeah I got people with there Uh-huh Like a for sale sign Yeah, what was flat? What were you fucking? The garage sale You can plan a rover

[00:06:30] I could shoot a dark at a place And then hit the place with the dark I don't look There's a lot of stuff that happened Yeah, it looks debate Let's debate Because you believe in the moon landing It sounds like a real satellite Okay, so what's your argument?

[00:06:49] Hold on, I'm not even done There was like a really great director That was like out Right when the moon landing thing happened So because the movie Oh, no listen Listen I've always thought this way There's no so gravity works differently in different places, yeah?

[00:07:04] The moon doesn't have the same gravity as Earth, yeah? Right So for you to have wind on a specific place You have to have a certain level of gravity and geomemagnetic stuff Atmosphere The moon has an atmosphere No So how was there a wind blowing in the flag?

[00:07:24] Hmm That's how they placed it When you have a mind, you have a piece of cloth It's not just going to stay straight Right? Yes it is If there's no gravity No, because I could go like this Because there's tension within the piece of...

[00:07:39] Where they had the flag set up The top of it was He means like it was waving The top of the flag was in a post So it was basically flag Okay, you don't think they positioned it that way So it would show as if it were waving

[00:07:55] You don't think they took the marital or a whole bunch of shots And was like... That'd be great This should ain't fucking waving We need to show it You guys still think you'll see this? You guys still think Neil Armstrong was the first person

[00:08:07] That's what he was saying He punched it during the fade He's like, you don't fucking tell me the wind landing's fake He fucking... Okay So if it happened, who was the first dude to do the moonwalk? You know what? No, wasn't He said the moonwalk Michael Jackson

[00:08:23] Michael Jackson She could still To refuse and left out He said a black man It was a Russian guy Do you remember that one movie? The movie where a Taraji P. Henson And all the shakes are doing all the math to get them to the moon Oh yeah

[00:08:39] So it wasn't Neil Armstrong It was Neil that got recorded first And then after Sputnik It was a Russian dude From the American team It was actually a black dude that was on the mission with them That's his new Armstrong

[00:08:54] Of course that's what they're going to tell you Well yeah Because what they did is they probably sent the black dude out first So I got it going first Yeah, I was there I can't Go out there and see if it's safe Straight to the Arabian style

[00:09:06] He was like, oh hey So they did do the moonwalk Then the first one to do it was a black dude again Hey security, can you Google if there was any African American astronauts Back during the first moon landing There might be some behind scenes

[00:09:19] But they definitely landed on the moonwalk You do it in the same sun Yes, 100% We have rollers on Mars See in this house How has your E-C? See in the same sun The same air A-Dug Dark funny See in this house

[00:09:31] Half of your argument is based on movies This you've seen I'm not so I was all I was saying is they're making movies about the shit now There was a time when they had movies about everything That's the one bomber That was like a super in cognizant

[00:09:48] In a bomber No, it didn't have any Side to it It was like super classified in super secret And then when we were in Arrowhead It was like elementary school They dropped a B-52 bomber And our fucking soccer field And let us walk through this shit

[00:10:08] No, it didn't The first I've been promised African American Pacific It was a Russian It was a black Russian All our analdo Tomato Mendes A Cuban of African descent And he was Oh, they're by the Soviet Union So I was a black dude What year? In 1980

[00:10:30] Okay, so this is It's 11 years after At least a decade after So they went to the moon in 1999 1969 At 256 p.m The arm is a first-person element Right With that can't say Toop the 6 p.m Because 36 general mountain time I was going to say

[00:10:51] What time zone is a fucking moon Moon time Yeah Moon time Moon time Toop 56 moon time Just remember Sometimes You've been the narrative to Fate your prescription Like you just did Now No, I really don't You don't believe in the life of the Yeah, because he

[00:11:13] Bended his narrative Or the narrative that he's receiving To fit his agenda That's what happened Just like the flatter You got a hit What the have you been to the moon? Have you been there? Why did Okay, so We've got movies where It's where Lannie Marse Listen

[00:11:36] I'm just saying I'm just trying to make a point With movies Not the Martian Not the Martian Not the Martian Homer went to space So hold on Pluto Nash We're going to the moon We've been to the moon since the 60s Right So why haven't we gone back

[00:11:54] For a well-prepared business Expensive It should be a tourist attraction by now The nigger from virgin mobile goes into Okay, well if we're going off the movies Transformers Not movies Not movies Now I'm tying it back into the real world So we have some in the real world

[00:12:11] How much would that cost though if that was a tourist attraction I'm kind of curious What would be the The Viovs is going to go to the moon Well see you said steep jobs No one has that We know it's a quarter million

[00:12:23] You don't see that bit sailor moon We know we know it's a quarter million To go get crushed like a canis Are Dean's Down the ocean So that's gas to get to the moon So it's cheaper to go to the bottom of the ocean But so that's the 50

[00:12:41] That's Oprah's opening weekend If she gives everybody a car That's her tax return Do you follow up with 12 men on the moon And cost 25 billion dollars And we wonder why we're in debt right now I've never been there 25 million bajillion Busy million dollars Do you like it?

[00:13:00] You know how many promes we could solve With that much money They're like, ah Fuck it Let's go to the moon Good five on red Oh, straight up A commercial flight to the moon Would cost 1 billion 25 million per person

[00:13:13] Because with the fuel they can only throw so many people And there's four person points So it's crazy to the cost of just testing certain like weapons or Ship for like potential war Just shooting off certain certain weapons is so much fucking money

[00:13:37] Well, you don't tell me military spending It's crazy That's nice Like one missile the cost of a million dollars Just to test it out Yeah, I posted that Those like To do the time of hot surprise I saw that shit Run down of how much

[00:13:52] They don't even go after the S-run goes And the whole thing Yeah, they're pretty sick If they're the fucking money just was Quarter quarter million Oh, I saw that You know, you only need weapons like that When you have fuck somebody over Oh, do you know America

[00:14:08] Do you know people are coming for America his fuck Well, like what do you need these weapons for? I mean a lot of people I got enemies I got us We've made up for some of this We got money and I got money

[00:14:20] I need missiles for the shit I've done I mean, all these countries need freedom All I gotta say is to the rest of the world Most of us Americans aren't like Do you have a idea? We're not how you think Right, right?

[00:14:36] How do you imagine how our government How you perceive us? It's not like that So just the people running America Keep that in mind You're not that dude Yes, a lot of us are cool We're not the majority It's just the people at the top

[00:14:48] With that being said I might be fleeing America soon Imagine how they do us while we're here And then I'm learning Mandarin And taking my shoes off at the door Do you do Cantonese? Cantonese? Mandarin's for cooking You're not? You're not wrong The Mandarin's for the slaves

[00:15:06] I was born in Calgary Ni Hao, man Go to Japan It's better They punk China for a millennia For almost a thousand and a half years China won't block the floor Which is a band of rock That's what China thought And then the occupation of China happened

[00:15:31] Remember that? Yes true Remember that They punk that Whole country They do it in the Air Force, the Navy Yeah, sure They're British, but if we glue to China every time We don't Yes we do No, we don't We don't We have a lot of things 68

[00:15:55] With the American Girls Soccer team We're going to our part-time cricket player It's a great comparison It's an international game It's done We're pretty fire That's where they stop playing football The 72 dolphins Exactly Steel curtain That's us What's that movie? They did the The battleship movie

[00:16:21] Something like battleship Yeah, and it's called a battleship The battleship movie Yeah You mean battleship? He's talking about battleship I was calling it by his name No Yeah The battleship Shenanigans? You said the battleship Movie The movie Not the game No, we'll just say battleship Blame the game

[00:16:43] So not the game The movie So everybody agrees that time is precious No Yes Damn it I did Time is not money But not the one who has this You know what's funny though Everybody agrees that time is precious But how much time have you spent just scrolling

[00:17:05] Or on those little YouTube shorts Where the hydraulic press just crushes something Lots of Yeah, everybody That's because we've lost spend time Just not watching that for no reason Okay, listen I got to do something while I'm taking a shit But I'm not going to take

[00:17:23] Thank you, Lando Most of that's waiting time What? I like the really hot copper ball Wait a minute See that well yet that they put on whatever You guys are starting to bubble in some substance Yeah So They did mayonnaise You read me I read this Fuck time

[00:17:42] Time is like dollar bills Time is in stripper's buttholes Well, it's dollar bills It's dollar bills in stripper's buttholes Spusst the totem bits Only ones Singles Only ones Cause Five's ever for a long time You know I never looked at it like that

[00:17:58] I live my life a dollar bill at that time To red hole over here And my C last name to red Oh Family Family Fuck So you've definitely watched the Me too Sure I don't know what you're talking about

[00:18:17] You guys okay, hold on so we grew up in the pre We grew up in the pre Internet life bro like So we did like Get outside Like stumble upon you guys remember stumble upon I still don't fully understand reals Yes

[00:18:31] Stumble upon we used to stumble upon some shit Or like It's all like tick-tock So now it's just like on TV You can just watch it on a world's dumbest But like we used to watch a face as a death on the internet And it's like

[00:18:45] That shit was crazy Cause you remember like Jack Johnson and Mad Lives What would we do all Saturday Saturday You just got to put the most outlandish words Put in your die And that was a good story Put in your die was a lot of work

[00:19:00] Put in your die was a lot of work Oh yeah yeah You were fucking a whole star right? No that is like the first Fucking big website thing Like shorts and skits And not that shit Yeah From bad strong man Yeah

[00:19:14] I didn't have a home computer until I was like 90s Until I was a senior in high school I didn't have a home computer No that was the die-lip John I don't know I don't remember I couldn't get on the phone until after school Yeah having a computer

[00:19:28] Oh Oh Yeah American Internet online The aim Having a computer was a big deal That wasn't for me I remember you were like a bitch I'm about to get out of school And then I'll aim you when I get home And the first time getting on the internet

[00:19:43] You're just like, oh what the fuck You can do search shit and just pop up I still got my landline I'm kind of fucking witchcraft Actually it's all like friends So like flex My landline number I only had a dial-up internet For like maybe a month

[00:20:00] And then you went to the The satellite shit You're all this We had a cable motor right away Bring it up to there And it was a satellite cable motor Yeah And that was very cool It was real cool Because my uncle did My uncle was a

[00:20:17] A connector? No A programmer Oh he worked for the other side He's got his own program in company So when the shit came out He was like, yo This is what you need to grab this So you can stay off the phone What does he think of?

[00:20:35] We all had it The whole family fucking had it How does he feel about like a fiber optic shit That's going on He says it's fucking slow as fuck Do you think it's gonna get replaced Does he think it's gonna get replaced? He hopes it does By what?

[00:20:49] Just straight satellite fucking Wifi pretty much So do you think Knowing who the Russian president is right now That that's a good idea That's the reason why it won't happen He keeps hacking us That's the reason why it won't happen

[00:21:04] Because they can't find a way to secure it Vladimir's Putin is dick in our mouth right now Because they're dick Because if they do that If they just go off with that There's We're like 40 years We're like 40 years We're like 40 years We're like 40 years We're like 40 years

[00:21:24] You know what crazy is? No, no, no We're first We're in all of the worst categories Or last to everyone It's different divorce But You know like the mass shootings and depression And shit like that So do you guys remember when I hit you with that

[00:21:44] America is the only kind of Test scores like education Just all that shit So it's only a legal in America to escape You feel me like Like that's an extra charge But only in America Like prison? Like if you're if you're in prison

[00:22:03] And then you escape from prison And are out and about If you're in most other first world countries That's not an extra charge Just look at his narratives They might have changed it in the last 16 months Are you saying fleeing the country? Or just like escaping from prison

[00:22:21] It's so in most of the other countries They understand that it's a human beings Natural state to be free For sure So if you escape from jail If you find a way to get out of prison You deserve it They're like shame on us

[00:22:37] Basically is how they take it They should let that thing go Shouldn't have let that happen You're supposed to want to escape It's our fault We've seen Shawshank riddled For real like Dan we fucked up You escaped That's the second the pest I'm hunting you last

[00:22:51] If you get away you get away So like you're gonna give somebody That's what John like was on That's another thing that only Americans get charged How is resisting arrest? Because I get My only charges resisting arrest So like what did you try to arrest me for?

[00:23:10] Driving well black We're having the biggest balls of the mall I say WM now Driving well melanated You're telling me if I'm a Thai person in Thailand I gotta prison ice cave And they know where I'm at They'll catch you They'll catch you

[00:23:26] You just have to serve your original sentence He's saying yeah there's not any Unless you like unless you shoot at the cops When they come to catch you They're coming to catch you If you if you rape a chick while you're out on a scape

[00:23:38] They'll charge you with the rape Not the escape I thought you meant like oh shit You got up all right You're still guilty Yeah you're still guilty Yeah you did As long as you got the country We ain't worried about you

[00:23:48] You still have to serve your original sentence He's gone You don't get extra time Unless I mean this was a shame The attack Ten things Ten things And the punishment You didn't use the revenge You made her go The punishment You made in the middle My problem Unless

[00:24:09] Police The civil court Unless you do Not even Unless you take up the contraceptives If you live in my country This is the same Well, the car I'll go back to the you look as an American. I would definitely not want to go to jail in Mexico

[00:24:28] God damn it. I don't want to go to jail anywhere, but they'll just hostage you too. They'll be like Yeah, you can go back to American jail after you give us this much money. They're like 100 Dollars Paces Sick fuck yeah, all right

[00:24:43] That's what's up here. You can keep the change bitch Yeah One of them's in South America South American prisons are fucking scary. There's like there's like one in Mexico There's like two in Mexico I mean, yeah, I wouldn't want to go to prison anywhere

[00:25:06] Sweet country actually if there is somewhere that I would want to go to prison. Yes. It is like a Sweden it was Sweden or like some some shit Denmark Yeah, it was up in there. You literally get like a

[00:25:17] Sweets and it's like it has a great view. You got a fireplace in there. They serve you good food And you know what's crazy those are the things that have the most Lacks like work schedules and give you like more vacation and shit They do

[00:25:34] They have the lowest recidivism's rates also then education is something really useful It's almost impossible to become like a citizen if you're a foreigner yeah, true It takes for have no no but to get like all the full benefits and all shit it takes forever

[00:25:49] Yeah, and you have to have a kid there too No, you have to be like a citizen like five years Yeah, no it takes forever but like quality of life those are the same places too where it's like That you know that everybody's happy basically like percentage wise

[00:26:07] There's not as much depression or suicide or we all need type of any type of crime Like it's very peaceful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we leave our our our suckling children out in the cold So they can get used to getting sick That sounds like child abuse anyway

[00:26:26] I'm throw that's one of those Stop it countries they do that. I can't remember Mr. I mean you're thinking of Russia Austria As a right hand immune system It's Austria Russia as well. I'm sure mother Russia He's kind of for houses they just forget about them Russell bear

[00:26:49] He must wrestle bear and swim of three If he wants to become man he must wrestle me bear. I run up jagged mountain the only way you can become Russian As if you fight you crane for 37 days Can you fight drug? If you die

[00:27:07] 37 is best the front lines that is back The man for living 17 days well So every every Fortnite basically like it did You got to send in a whole new fucking platoon

[00:27:27] Essentially or the two dudes that survived that shit are the ones that lead the next crew in and then there The one that keeps on see also also yeah, this is where we died also

[00:27:39] There's still fighting their wars with like front line people like on the front line Like that don't do it. It's fucking 2024 With all the technology and shit Like you can't come up with You know, Russia's a better system

[00:27:53] I mean okay, it's good that we evolved past the whole fucking civil war Let's all line up You shoot we shoot you shoot we shoot like that Wild I don't know 50 50 against the Russians. I think that you cranny and women go down in that fight

[00:28:19] The Russian women have to fight the men that wrestle bear still Remember chair's gay Right men, he doesn't sit down because chairs are gay Cheers they must fight men with mouth white open. He said either I am incapacitated or I am asleep

[00:28:36] I do not sit down in chairs. Let's gag them to them because chairs are gay My very first experience with chair was in America That's fast food restaurant

[00:28:47] What are we doing now? All right, I got I got one before we ended. I'm sure we're getting close to the the time limit I was thinking about walk out songs that don't match so think about like a football team or like a UFC or boxing or

[00:29:03] You know basketball team you know coming out to a song that just wouldn't make sense at all. It's not like a punch Yeah, there's a bunch of songs that I've got to be a much fun game Go hit hello

[00:29:25] I can see it in your eyes. I'd be crazy like a like a Mike Tyson walking out to that That'd be scary actually look the the fucking Australia black coming out of that Would be another good one

[00:29:43] What what what was the song in 11 basketball we talking about just wrestling Fixing so I'm scared of that human being if that enemy walked down to that song She did that's right thing That scary are like a sling-dion right Okay, what what about the

[00:30:08] Shining the arms of an angel what about that one any where you go? I'll be watching you. I'll be watching. I've already written a full-ends horror movie to that one That's creepy. I've already written a full-length yeah, the horror movie some

[00:30:25] Anything packed in the archie would be really scary, yeah Was that song like shit? Boat and hose oh Making my way downtown that'd be funny And I'm gonna be funny But didn't let but no look so look that's like a GSP or fucking And

[00:30:45] That coming out check-let-ell sugar shano Valley sugar shane coming out to that song you're still gonna lose He just came up to a hilarious And I need you And I miss you And now I want he's he's all of the

[00:31:01] Now that a conema Gregor with the hands to back it up. I love sugar shane actually It's fairly do You know I'm sexy Just take a Yeah, Shawn Michael's TGIR Oh you talk about the new

[00:31:22] I don't know this song is good. You got kids some yeah, they go Hello, I got it going here. I know what you talk about but I don't know the lyrics like that this thing is Because this shit is fucking

[00:31:35] Dude what about like Marvin Gaye or like Luther Vandross? Oh look I would come out Uh, oh Using me what what if what if uh down down down George Forman came out to if this world were mine Everybody will be named George Or Georgina

[00:32:06] So that so there was a joke. I don't know some people might not find it funny But he named all of his kids George because of CTE because he had no memory left from boxing while you laughing It's not funny You know These is jokes

[00:32:27] Like every other word is just a George out of his mouth for a little while it was When the grill came out and then he was like a hundred pounds overweight for the heavyweight

[00:32:36] Yeah, George my George one the heavyweight belt when he was old his shit old his George George Muhammad Ali tended to the fucking rabbits Muhammad Ali Sort of fuck years

[00:32:52] Yeah, where you put a form in then and all time box first he's number three heavyweight of all time Okay George Forman was the first person to beat six niggas in the same night Yeah, that's well that's like some shit a

[00:33:07] Shigaret Robinson was doing not a boxing roll rumble fighting like multiple times a month for years So like you know how a fighter in our generation that has like 30 to 45s

[00:33:20] And most of those are that's a whole career. Yeah, that's a great career. Yeah, they hit they were just tired of like Mike Tyson knocking out everybody in the first couple rounds So they lined up like six people to fight them

[00:33:32] That's why paper view was like a weird thing for Mike Tyson because it was like I'm not panicking it over quick Like two women against a big ass dude who would like to do those are mostly rushing

[00:33:43] Yeah, the guy who's the world heavyweight lifting champion. What did they do just the free for all any haul versus two Some sexy one at a time like Tila to Kila and To your career versus any huh? Dude. I know what you're talking about

[00:34:01] Seeing this yeah, they they tried to Won't try to go low and try to go high It was like three of them against one Right they they have he like walked two of them with one swing dude and then it was

[00:34:16] Fucking up the other one with one hand was just like They've been how hello fights now I still was fucking pillow. That's like rubbish and I pretty shit everything and then we already talked about the the slapping competitions You're just like the bucket in the land. It's coming

[00:34:34] Got a video full of spuck and it's so stupid I see this one Those are crazy these dudes are gonna back and forth for so long and this dude's crazy base was just swollen He looked like a quasi-modo

[00:34:48] Like and I wonder how much he was gonna make from that probably 12 13 He's making CT Yeah, both of them 63 cents per slap

[00:35:04] What they slap what a helmet on and then bro so like the rules are if you don't get knocked out on the slap you get your turn to slap them If you do fall you have like a count, but it's like five seconds instead of ten

[00:35:17] If you look like you're dizzy then you're automatically out like it's up to the reference Is it so true man that should what do you think they do was sparring? They put head gear on and they just slap each other. No, no, no, they stopped how you smart

[00:35:29] They they slap shits on posts the dude who's like the champ before he just lost was like slap and watermelons With his face no, what but what but you got to be able to take a slap to so are they Are they just fucking Sometimes on their face

[00:35:46] This is weird This is a weird kind of fact How do you train your traps and your neck muscles so your head doesn't shake so you don't You train a fucking bone shrug you do shoulder shrugs for the muscles around your trap is not a bone

[00:36:03] It's the trapezius. What do you mean? When you're taking a fucking it so they have the head gear for the biceps too Yeah, I mean how was your trap? Did it help from your face getting so well they also have the head gear for the boxers

[00:36:18] Where that where the weight hangs from it and then then then they do exercise Is this to be all bullshit? Not you haven't seen boxers do that shit There's I don't several times Okay, so first off the whole slap shit is just stupid absolutely wild

[00:36:33] But actually you guys don't know this because you all have beards, but if you can grow a beard Your bad online is Specifically stronger than someone who can't grow a beard Yeah, because you're a warrior and yeah warriors had beard. Oh my god

[00:36:51] It does no it definitely does plus all these guys I can't even tell where their chin actually is Because they have so much beard I feel like that's what the thick dreads are for football players. Oh, yeah blows Like I think it's one of fucking test me. It

[00:37:07] I wish I would And test this fucking theory the fuck out in my CTE Fucking wash it all right That tell you that story that I heard in the work the other day I was telling these two at the other day One of the buttenders was telling us

[00:37:43] He's got this guy there's a guy that comes in our word he's called Charles and he's called He's he's got one leg and you know yeah He had the other ones really Charlie anyway. He's a tree trim And so he offered to do some work for Stephen and

[00:37:59] Not really And Not what they call him this one leg is always one leg He tried calling him and was like hey, you need to come do some work for me I try calling you and didn't answer it. He's like well show me your phone

[00:38:14] And he shows him his phone show me your leg. What does he have him saved in the fucking phone as is he shows him the phone Charles the one leg a tree trimmer Well, that's why he looks that's a curbier enthusiasm episode

[00:38:26] 100% he didn't but I like it so it was like whatever he associated that person with and then he's So about why he's offended so there was a woman named There was a woman named Wendy and he

[00:38:39] Associated her with the wheelchair because she was in a wheelchair Wendy will so I said Wendy wheelchair and his like contacts and she saw it Just like Wendy wheelchair Really He's like I know I know a few Wendy's and that's all I remember you

[00:38:56] I was like how many do you know man? Curb as far Okay, so the association is like sometimes the association your phone is not for that person to see True that that does happen where you say something about there. So do you have any

[00:39:11] Weird fucking names in your phone or something yeah Fucked up names so no body most So there's you have fucked up like contact names in your phone So I'm gonna say

[00:39:22] Can you name any of the fucked up names that you have yeah, do it. Do we do this? I'll take that will they know who they are if you know because there's a lot of them

[00:39:32] Okay, okay, and is Dan the probably on the porch man. I got I got bitch Brittany Wow, that's a name there though. Okay, how many Britons are there? Well true quite a few Last names right now. Okay, all right. I got bitch Brittany there's Bitch made

[00:39:54] I think I know who that is But I feel like you would have just deleted that number instead of even having No, it's so I don't ever call it again But you could pocket dial it if

[00:40:08] Today I told you to you to lead it then you can't call him his bowling shirts H-A-J or her Hodge is a him Because every time his name would pop up on the bowling screen it would be H-A-J

[00:40:19] And we're like Hodge it's your so we made his bowling shirt Hodge Hodge, Matoll yeah, that's Henry. Okay, John talking right now Hodge and Josh what's my name It's John a call you whatever you would be to call you just oh Crasher that's the mixer Well night walk

[00:40:40] What are those what are some of those names your tired of hearing names Like like the A-Dens like jaden kaden raiden any common names really Raiden all those and I have a common name like Blake Drake like All the eggs oh yeah all the A-Dens Blinks Drake

[00:41:09] The doctor all of the all of the goofy ass names that you millennial niggas are doing like apple Fucking winter Poor sister my daughter tangerine This my nephew's daughter pomegranate Dragon fruit What you don't get his name is dragon fruit Call him smile for joy

[00:41:42] I've been a deceleration stupid I read you You may lord Champion we got we got Falcore over here. He talks a lot. Oh, so bringing up yeah Falcore Did you guys see the never ending story remake that they're gonna do is that an actual thing

[00:42:04] Foul to a little but it looks terrible Falcore looks like trash. Yeah terrible. He's on short Okay, well let let's be real did the nigga looks like a sperm must be

[00:42:15] Thank you, did Falcore look majestic in the first place. Yes. He was like a dog's dragon. Are you much so Look at the dog where we're getting the fuck we're getting now. He looked like the Japanese New Year dragon

[00:42:28] I worked for never ending story like that was I feel like if it I feel like that dragon could be on Dave should pells knee high parks get Holy shit, holy shit It's all I'm gonna say the mad real-world dragon just fit him in there somewhere

[00:42:46] Bring me a fili but someone's chasing dragons and Falcore comes out You know this open don't decide Don't go chasing Falco don't go chasing Falcores Falcores PCP I Oh, PCP Mid-day nurse Okay, uh There's something else that grinds my gears

[00:43:17] Every state has its own state bird state flower And state model right And just staples the general So how many times we have the column by how many times have you been Like that shouldn't go there

[00:43:36] Like Utah Jazz there's no jazz at Utah right now. That doesn't make any sense Doesn't make any why the fuck does California have six state flags and state colors and state flowers Because they Identifies they slash them Holy shit how come ours is the column by

[00:44:04] Friend of mine Hello, we know now Sorry Why come in that in a good way I think it's because these get killed every day, be He just he just went way past allow me to run right through No part this is not my fault

[00:44:27] Yeah, you'll sit it up We did That's another random fact It was like prime just the British one it was up there. That was like y'all broke the backpork 182 guys made a song about them It's a good song I mean

[00:44:54] That's just not the only fucked up thing we're thinking about on 420 I just I saw the stain when I was with Oh, beles above I went to Dylan's house on the bridge with beels above The stain is still there. Oh sucks you murdered someone

[00:45:16] It's orange juice danger. It's orange juice you get your red wings Oh, fuck how are we talking How come every time I get a beer So there with the orange juice so I'm wondering thinking terrible things In 202 so Never more

[00:45:44] You got to get a little background on under the So column one right it's like a light flex put in it. That's our state flower is the state flower It's a column bind yes, yes, it's pretty blue purple Like I think it's need to change that

[00:46:03] Wow, hold on. Hold on. Did you just learn this today? He said always is the Timberland flower It's a native hot dog. It's the Nicarbaca flower Purple and blue and orange the word to mother So this will be our last podcast

[00:46:25] Well, we'll be with news further all the you know looks like a pill group is hot What happens with the rest of the past? But got crushed by Pipp limit rock you know they may or may not

[00:46:39] Come up missing tomorrow. It's an underground railroad track we call this flower doney And if you don't treat a brand you're gonna be a Hi, he's Hey, I'm safe We've talked to Jenny from no relax Her friend. Let's see if we move black

[00:47:01] Jenny from the black Jenny on the clock clock, oh Whatever that song is No, however that goes well, but it's Jenny on the rock how much can I on the wrong? That's right That's what it is that is that why bin in Jennifer Lopez again divorce again

[00:47:22] Yeah, and she ran back to OPPAPIDO Oh, that's the rock dealer Yeah, I'm still I'm still Jenny on the rock You still have a little now a biolot You're out of you definitely have an S now was disappeared

[00:47:38] A ride no definitely the rock. No, no, it's not a rod It is a back with a rod bro. What's his name? She's cheating on a rod with her other baby daddy

[00:47:49] Mark Anthony you're talking about Jack from the way there's no way Robin Williams from Jack that's who You talk about P did he he fuck this teacher? Jack fuck the teacher. I Hope Robin hit that red gummy bears. I hope actually hope Robin Williams

[00:48:09] You know a man who nan is hey, you know a movie I watched the other day with with my family The madness the the most angry man in Brooklyn Oh my god, that's the dude with the hand your reason they can't get too mad, right?

[00:48:29] Yeah, but who plays it like with your son Phil Burr Robert will yeah, yeah, yeah, I was saying that's a robin with like one of his last movies Yeah, she was the doctor that gave him the news yes

[00:48:47] What year was that because the I feel like the last Night-ath of music and was like right around one of his last movies too No, that was before yeah, I was pretty close though, right? That had to be like early 2000s the last

[00:49:03] Last night at the music there was three of them I feel like that was Last night because that was one of his last movies because that last one came like years years after that third one

[00:49:17] But no, you're not wrong. I think they came out around the same time like maybe a year apart or so But I'm pretty sure the description said Robert Williams last movie because it was that was

[00:49:29] I'm just gonna point out to her for our listeners because they can't see anything um That dug funny drink all of the beer pretty much that had the guts in it. Oh, damn So I did do that

[00:49:45] Took one for the team. I don't know if I'm impressed or grossed out quite yet That means we really deserve a modell of sponsor yeah for a modell out hey if you are a Dutch sponsor We we don't waste your beer, okay? There's no there was a lot

[00:50:03] Shut up was no there was a there was a lot did it change the taste? I did taste a little black with But we we don't believe in wasting your beer modell out so ever sponsor us This man drink beer With cigar guts in

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[00:50:49] Would you like a lime? No, but I will take guts