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[00:00:08] Aliens. No.

[00:00:10] Do they exist? Yes.

[00:00:12] The government said yes. No. At the marijuana mansion, I think it was like around 12th and Grant or something like that dope-ass mansion like hella historical building but there's like 20 different stations and they have Everything they're like the very first station I had like a caviar joint and then the second station you smoke the whole thing they gave me the fattest fucking

[00:01:41] I just kept it with me as I was going through there's like here

[00:02:42] like powders that you could put in your drink, like everything weed infused,

[00:02:44] like anything that you could think of they had there.

[00:02:46] So I'm on like this email list now

[00:02:51] where I get all these like marijuana events.

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[00:02:56] Shit's hella dope.

[00:02:59] So we just got some good news like just now,

[00:03:01] like just now, just now, like literally like minute.

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[00:04:04] Grasshopper that can fly because I'm not on drugs anymore. So have you guys seen this?

[00:04:09] They've been able to fly. Have you seen the movie? I have I've seen him jump really far I've never seen a grasshopper fly before you have you seen a movie of bugs life. Oh, yeah for sure for sure

[00:04:15] You think Disney? I never see it though. Maybe I mean Hollywood in general

[00:04:20] But what is this? I see wrong. I see something fucking flying and glowing I'm like what the fuck is that and sure shit dude is fucking Firefly like I

[00:05:40] know that they're in some areas but it's

[00:05:42] usually too cold what is it South Shore

[00:05:44] or Lakeshore that's by range view yeah

[00:05:47] we saw one over there to did you established that we're not taking any sides this is just from you know I'm completely taking a national standpoint like I'm with the niggas on this one okay whatever I said aqua main okay let's go okay let's go that's my dog I have had white people say that those white people were out of line for that

[00:07:00] I've had it was why they got their ass okay well here's something I do want to He's dead. It looks like a damn car wreck in there. He's a corpse. He's throwing down the gauntlet. So I think that was a perfect move for that dude though throwing his hat up in the air. And I'm gonna be honest. No, I'm talking stop it. So No, let me finish my thought right? It's a perfect move because if he would have done anything else like he might have been considered the aggressor

[00:08:22] Right, but then that provoked fucking cracker McCrackerson. The first punch. Yes They like especially in Alabama, bro. They they wanted to it was like a precedent that got said accidentally Every black person I've talked has been like bro I felt like I was proud like I cried tears of joy watching that man swim across the channel Like we finally got to see black people standing up for black people. Yeah, they were like look what happens when we all work together exactly

[00:09:45] But then here's the other part

[00:10:42] That's that's crazy, but

[00:10:46] The other thing is like yeah, maybe the

[00:10:48] the dude that Was getting harassed in the first place chose not to press charges. He said no he wasn't yeah

[00:10:54] So that's probably why they didn't get in trouble to plus that was that was a reverse try this in this one time

[00:11:00] but here, but let me say this if it was reversed and

[00:12:03] Money you may want to you got okay. That's a slave. Oh, they both play a part Yeah, Ray rice did the same thing that what's his name did from the UFC and yeah completely yeah

[00:12:11] Ray rice completely knocked that bitch out though like yeah

[00:12:15] Himself I'm not saying he wasn't I'm just saying she was knocked out cold like he was dragging her through the no man

[00:12:20] She never put his hands on a woman, but why I mean so

[00:13:24] I'm saying yeah, I thought he hit her no so I'm oh yeah shit out of jail. That's right She went off on him. You can't be with an angry woman in an elevator. No, but you're literally good for him though for not

[00:13:31] swinging back

[00:13:33] And he he has over a billion dollars, so he could I'll put it this way

[00:13:38] Yeah, good for him back on CCTV

[00:13:42] That's closed caption for those of you that

[00:14:42] Let's nuke them. Yeah

[00:14:50] Guaranteed dude guaranteed like when they're like trying to make a decision in the Oval Office. They're like, all right. What's the latest?

[00:14:55] Earth destruction alien movie and what did what did they do in that scenario?

[00:15:02] And they just try to repeat that bet. Let's do it. Bet. Let's go. I mean there's got to be a reason that they

[00:15:07] Don't confront us very often I don't know, type of shit. Right. God could make aliens. Yeah, why not? Why not? Sorry. He makes it rain.

[00:16:21] He could make it fucking rain out here.

[00:16:23] Yeah.

[00:16:24] I mean, technically humans can make it rain by spraying the like the anunnaki theory then where some humans are like bred with aliens like do we already have like half aliens yeah walking amongst us right now so some people's DNA is like not like the same as yeah other people I'm not the same as human DNA like it's not like there's there was a divergent yeah there

[00:17:41] there was a I don't know if you call a mutation or whatnot but there was a and

[00:17:44] that's always been a thing no well it was like one instance I remember You could do both and when you read I think they live though would be a good remake like okay They did a really good job with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They did Yeah, I liked it huh, would you rather see a better three ninjas Wasn't there only two good three ninjas yes facts

[00:19:04] They they could do that again couldn't we find a better Batman Why why it was for the other generation why did home alone to need a home alone three four and five? Alex the lens was okay three was not Actually three was our three really was not bad Unpopular opinion I wasn't aware there was a four and five how many goddamn supermans do we have I?

[00:20:22] Don't know I don't even pay attention to those movies. There's a lot of Superman

[00:20:26] Careless do we have the same Tony Stark?

[00:23:01] Hahahaha. Somebody says there's a thunderstorm coming. What comes first, thunder or lightning? Lightning. So is it not a lightning storm that happens and then you hear the thunder? It should be a lightning storm because of that and because there's more lightning strikes than you hear thunder booms. You can literally count how far a storm away is based off of the sound you hear from a lightning storm.

[00:23:02] Like if I see lightning and then I count, I can...

[00:23:05] But hold on.

[00:23:06] They do call them lightning storms too.

[00:23:07] I hear thunderstorms.

[00:23:08] More often, yeah. It's the sound is the speed of that sound barrier. You know that you see that when it wouldn't Something travels supersonic, you know, they break the speed of sound that cone forms around it That's basically what happens with a lightning strike right? I should just so fast and so hot it not only Does like a sonic boom, but it just instantly vaporizes like all the oxygen and all that

[00:24:23] Molecules like in the path of lightning bolt. It's hotter than the Sun

[00:25:24] cock of Thor type of shit that just like let's see man yeah bro that that shit yeah dude that shit would probably do you in you'd be talking to Jesus real

[00:25:29] quick and you're right it doesn't get hot she had the she had a cross on her

[00:25:33] melted that shit no it didn't melt but it burned into her chest like she fucking

[00:25:39] branded herself she got struck and then Jesus is like you you are extra evil

[00:25:44] evil evil evil pump. I'm a meathead now. Yeah. It's very dense in muscle nutrients. Jersey's short accent. Spaghetti. GTL motherfucker. Half a rack of ribs. Cadbury egg. Bushel of bananas. A dozen eggs. Yeah what it do. It got a new hat. And the movie's paying for it. I know you've heard that song the how everyone remembers that and when he punches his head off the building It was scariest movie growing up was fucking 13 ghosts But we did agree that dream warriors from nightmare on Elm Street was the best one right the flash probe lights with the damn

[00:28:21] With the low with the monsters and shit. Oh my god, Rod Digger was the best actress in the movie

[00:29:22] It just had me free what about the ring?

[00:29:25] No, no, I don't fuck with that one either

[00:29:38] Why is it always Why is it always the little white girls and like the, we got fucking phones. I just know Thin Line Between Love and Hate had me shook. So, okay, okay, hold on. I wanna talk about this. Did Eddie Murphy, I mean, not Eddie Murphy.

[00:31:03] Martin Lawrence.

[00:31:03] Did Martin Lawrence in that movie? I kept asking questions, I might have It's fucking wild I don't know, she just was stalking the fuck out of him

[00:32:20] What movie?

[00:32:20] And then when she was like beating herself up

[00:32:22] And trying to like frame him for it or whatever

[00:32:25] Devil in Red, Blue Dress?

[00:32:26] No, Thin Line Between Love and Hate crazy bitch because I just look like a fucking lunatic. Look at wild. But yeah if you haven't seen that movie check it out it's disturbing though. Killer clowns from outer space. That sounds stupid. It's the most terrifying movie ever. Attack of the killer tomatoes. That sounds hilarious. Same energy. And it had the illest fucking theme music too. Well Nickelodeon in the 90s was fucking awesome, you know cartoon network shit. So like Johnny Bravo No, no, I mean that for sure. Well, that's ninja turtles later on in life We had like satellite and shit and we got all that but like Ninja Turtles really young Yeah, like biker mice from Mars that was on regular shit

[00:35:02] Fantastic, man, I probably did

[00:36:02] Mm-hmm rocket power

[00:36:04] Yeah angry beavers

[00:36:06] You know what I was doing y'all were watching this

[00:36:10] Making Lego bases I had

[00:36:14] half of the downstairs den room just

[00:36:19] Absolutely, just stacked like like a Lego forts. Oh, it was like literally like a Lego City That's dope like it was crazy. How many Legos we had and

[00:36:23] Yeah, I'd be playing

[00:37:22] But you're not that much older

[00:37:27] Yeah, our queen duck was see that was to do something that was dark wind up

[00:37:34] Marsupa lami and bonkers bonkers. Yep. I remember bonkers. Yeah

[00:37:37] and then life with Louie

[00:37:45] And then what was the other one Nah, it was like maybe five. They're only of course the Simpsons to Because I remember right around After all the cartoons came on it was 90210 after well on the weekends

[00:39:02] Yeah, Monday night wrong if you were to stay home from school, you'd catch that fucking prices, right?

[00:40:05] You know I'm saying like or as hot as fuck out. Yeah, cuz we were always playing football baseball or basketball up the street My granny didn't speak English

[00:40:08] Too well, and she didn't really understand Jerry Springer and all that shit

[00:40:11] Yeah, I would watch Jerry Springer with my granny

[00:40:15] And she just be looking at she'd be just you are not the father

[00:40:19] It's like what that starts dancing right in front of the front of the woman the hell is this shit?

[00:40:23] But she's talking to a friend. She's like what the hell is this? She's this is just moonwalk while this bitch is crying

[00:41:26] Basically the code word or whatever to fuck the girls was French connection. They went in this thing. Now I know I knew this. Went on a fucking field trip to France and he got switched with some spy and they start giving this nigga all types of spy gear and all this other shit.

[00:43:00] He's disappearing from the from the school trip and just ending up where these niggas that like a like portable CD Walkman player thing is in a fucking museum I know we're old as shit older shit bro I have ever I was excited when those came out I have every Kung Fu movie that ever came to America on VHS I don't we need to have an marathon I don't doubt it all the Jackie Chan's all the Jet Li's all

[00:44:23] the Bruce Lee's I got rumble in the Bronx for sure he's got all the leaves I I've seen that and it was like some weird Not blood substance coming out of his mouth. Whoa Yeah What's the Disney movie where they're putting like computer chips and birds? They're like basically foreshadowing what's gonna happen if you pay attention in some movies They're like, you know how they're talking about hiding shit in plain sight

[00:45:42] They put all this shit in movies the secret of NIM or in books like 1984 is not a fiction novel anymore Who? Stop. What do they call it? So I know for a fact, rats- Cuthamillarchy. Rats with wings and seagulls. Seagulls are almost 100% robots. Rats with wings. What do you guys call them?

[00:47:01] The white version of them is doves.

[00:47:03] Pigeons.

[00:47:04] Pigeons?

[00:47:05] Oh yeah. because you can't train a pigeon to kick a fucking football that is not smart. What I'm saying is, it's easy to make any... She can't train a fish to fly? It's easy to make any creature do repetitive actions. It's called conditioning. An intelligent creature will ask why if they're doing it. Right. A pigeon's not going to ask why.

[00:48:20] There's always a reason.

[00:48:22] And the reason is mostly survival.

[00:48:24] Intelligence is also retaining, though.

[00:48:26] You know what I'm saying?

[00:48:27] If something can retain something... Free with her fucking body knowing that she's big as fuck and so so she was body shaming her dancers That look way better than her. Yes, huh? Well, well, hold on look at you you anorexic whore So I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not saying body stand although she didn't live up to wait Burger slut so wild the one is that she was body slam body shaming and body slamming

[00:49:46] Were her same by figure size? But she ain't never had no fat ass homegirls and then using her money against them Like you're not gonna get a better job. Who else pays you like this? You better just up and take it right. She makes Beyonce with It's crazy because so many people have her back and you know where Her fat ass was about to fall. That's why they had her back. Yeah, they were exactly they were having her back for you know

[00:52:01] fucking movies too bro and you know I'm saying and and we're not shaming anybody

[00:52:04] here we're yeah if you like to be

[00:52:05] degraded in bed I mean to this is talk

[00:52:08] about it right right this is purely

[00:52:10] speculation of dialogue I mean you know

[00:52:12] it's like embracing your your flaw

[00:52:15] pretty much you know I'm saying that's

[00:52:17] what she was these with you know for the

[00:52:19] majority and people had her back for that these women

[00:52:21] know that they're larger than mo you

[00:52:23] know I'm saying that they're not

[00:52:24] desirable to a demographic of people

[00:52:27] type shit that's what I'm saying? It's status quo type shit. Go ahead, Doug. If a girl asks her homegirls, do I look fat? No, queen, you slayin'. Yeah, they'll never say that they look fat. If my fat homeboy asks me, hey bro, am I fat? I'm gonna say it just like this. I know five fat people and you four of them.

[00:53:44] But guys are supposed to be able to just take that. See the difference.

[00:53:44] You can tell a guy he's an ugly piece of shit

[00:53:46] and it doesn't matter. I'm just saying it happens cuz in my experience it has we got a first and foremost say that it's not every woman No, but at the same time It's a large It's a it's a big And it's publicize it's calm it's glorified it's in the fucking the shows we want gossip girl

[00:55:03] fucking

[00:55:05] What is a desperate housewives? Well, I mean loving hip-hop. Yeah, like if you feel like your struggles aren't as bad as somebody else's. That's the main reason. But then there's a fine line between that comparison and... Reality. Like, just gossiping and judging and, you know, doing all that shit. And I'm cool with the not gossiping and judging and they were trying to promote, you know,

[00:56:22] not body shaming and accepting people, but at could use her to push a narrative. And then when you're like the face, the forefront of it, and then some shit comes out. You're the plus woman. And then some shit comes out that you are now body shaving.

[00:57:42] Or doing something human.

[00:57:43] Ugly thing that just doing something human.

[00:57:46] People of your body type don't fucking like.