And that's when I learned what lube is... Ft. Toddo
Polly on the PorchNovember 11, 2024
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And that's when I learned what lube is... Ft. Toddo

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[00:00:31] I'm eating. He's carnivorizing. Two steaks!

[00:00:35] A steak.

[00:00:38] That's a beautiful thing. No veggies.

[00:00:41] I'm just gonna get right into it and ask you guys a great question.

[00:00:43] Please do. Toddo can answer when he's done.

[00:00:46] You're walking home from a sweet night on 16th Street Mall.

[00:00:51] Okay. You're going to your car, you gotta cut through an alley to get to your parking lot.

[00:00:55] And a six foot six, 300 pound person comes out of nowhere and just says one simple thing into your ear.

[00:01:04] We could do this. Into your ear?

[00:01:06] Why is he that close? Right.

[00:01:08] Yeah. Because he's there. No.

[00:01:10] You're about to put your key into your car and he's just behind you. No.

[00:01:14] And whispers. Give me a different scenario.

[00:01:16] He's not letting anybody get that. He doesn't whisper. He just walks up to you.

[00:01:20] Whispers in my ear. He just walks up to you. Alright, alright.

[00:01:21] What's enough for six inch voices?

[00:01:24] We could do this the fun way or the easy way.

[00:01:28] Y'all know my answer.

[00:01:29] You gotta out crazy him.

[00:01:31] Y'all know my answer.

[00:01:35] No, I don't.

[00:01:36] I'd like you to...

[00:01:36] Peen shot and I'm gonna fuck up out of there, motherfucker!

[00:01:42] Straight the fuck up! Fuck outta here!

[00:01:44] I'm hitting that nigga with the motherfucking Johnny Cage!

[00:01:50] Fucking Johnny Cage.

[00:01:53] And I am outta here! You gotta be shitting me!

[00:01:56] My nigga, I got time for that!

[00:01:57] In an alley, nigga?

[00:01:59] In an alley?

[00:02:00] In an alley?

[00:02:00] Not shot.

[00:02:01] How crazy if people work through me.

[00:02:03] Peen peen!

[00:02:04] When they think they're crazy as fuck but you do something just a little bit crazier.

[00:02:08] Bingo!

[00:02:08] Are you hearing that?

[00:02:09] How do you get crazier than that statement?

[00:02:11] I didn't say we could do this the fun way, I mean the hard way or the easy way.

[00:02:15] Johnny Cage!

[00:02:15] I said we could do this the fun way or the easy way.

[00:02:18] I like him easy and I like to have fun.

[00:02:21] I like him.

[00:02:22] Wow!

[00:02:23] Wow!

[00:02:24] That's pretty crazy!

[00:02:25] Johnny Cage!

[00:02:26] That's pretty crazy.

[00:02:26] Violence!

[00:02:27] I choose violence!

[00:02:27] How do you respond to that one?

[00:02:29] You just start taking all your clothes off.

[00:02:31] So both of y'all are saying out crazy.

[00:02:33] And just hopefully...

[00:02:34] What if that's what he's looking for?

[00:02:34] He doesn't call your bluff.

[00:02:36] He said, oh so you chose the fun way.

[00:02:38] I'm choosing Usher and we're doing this my way?

[00:02:43] Absolutely not.

[00:02:45] I got crabs!

[00:02:47] I'm gonna hope he doesn't call my bluff.

[00:02:50] Fuck that.

[00:02:51] He's already kinda hoping...

[00:02:53] Yeah, and if he does?

[00:02:54] That statement says...

[00:02:56] That's the fun way.

[00:02:56] I'm just another naked man running through the streets.

[00:03:01] You're never gonna catch me!

[00:03:02] Hopefully he doesn't like that.

[00:03:04] You know?

[00:03:05] That's what he's looking for.

[00:03:06] No, that's not allowed.

[00:03:07] A naked man running around?

[00:03:09] Yeah.

[00:03:09] Back alley?

[00:03:10] That's the fun way.

[00:03:11] If that's what he was looking for, he wouldn't have approached me in the first place while

[00:03:14] I was clothed.

[00:03:15] Well, cause the easy way would be not having to fight.

[00:03:18] And just getting naked?

[00:03:20] The fun way would be you just taking your clothes off.

[00:03:22] He's looking in the wrong place right off the bat.

[00:03:25] Damn.

[00:03:27] Damn.

[00:03:28] No diddy.

[00:03:29] No diddy.

[00:03:32] Lube sales definitely went down.

[00:03:34] Lube sales went down.

[00:03:36] They plummeted.

[00:03:37] Diddy is definitely saying no.

[00:03:39] Hold on, hold on.

[00:03:40] Tidal's murdering.

[00:03:41] And dildo sales.

[00:03:42] Tidal's murdering the 6'6 guy.

[00:03:45] Hey.

[00:03:46] Oh yeah, yeah.

[00:03:47] He getting cut?

[00:03:49] Or something.

[00:03:50] Something's happening to him.

[00:03:52] Or something's happening to me.

[00:03:53] I don't know.

[00:03:54] But something's happening to somebody.

[00:03:56] That's all I'm saying.

[00:03:58] So we're...

[00:03:59] Not going down without a fight.

[00:04:00] We're going for the out crazy, the back alley.

[00:04:05] Absolutely.

[00:04:06] I'm going to out think him.

[00:04:08] Well, I have switch blades in my ass so...

[00:04:11] That's what you're going to say?

[00:04:13] I got AIDS.

[00:04:13] Damn, I've never heard that one.

[00:04:15] I've got AIDS.

[00:04:16] Jesus Christ.

[00:04:16] And then he calls you a bluff.

[00:04:17] That's the wild card.

[00:04:18] Benju probably.

[00:04:19] He's like, that's the one thing I don't have.

[00:04:21] What if he said, I'm going to fuck around and find out?

[00:04:26] Then what?

[00:04:27] Hey, let's reshape the question.

[00:04:32] Diddy.

[00:04:33] You.

[00:04:33] Back alley.

[00:04:34] We could do this the easy way.

[00:04:37] I'll punch Diddy in his whole face.

[00:04:39] We could do this the hard way or the fun way.

[00:04:41] He did.

[00:04:41] He's going to get punched in the face.

[00:04:43] So you want it the easy way or the fun way, daddy?

[00:04:46] Oh my god!

[00:04:47] I'm definitely hitting that nigga out of here.

[00:04:50] Look at the bright side of these.

[00:04:52] When you take him to court for that, you both have the same Jewish lawyers.

[00:04:56] Nah, he doesn't have my lawyers.

[00:05:39] He probably does have a Jewish lawyer.

[00:05:42] Not mine though.

[00:05:43] Not mine.

[00:05:44] Listen here.

[00:05:45] The whole team love him.

[00:05:46] Oh my god.

[00:05:47] No, so you guys got the new RICO charges, right?

[00:05:49] With the sex trafficking across country lines.

[00:05:53] Oh my god.

[00:05:54] They hit that nigga with a RICO.

[00:05:56] So when they robbed it, I mean invaded his house, they found a thousand gallons of KY jelly

[00:06:03] and 700-

[00:06:04] It was a thousand one ounce bottles.

[00:06:06] It was a thousand one gallon bottles.

[00:06:07] How many buttholes are you penetrating?

[00:06:10] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:06:11] A thousand gallons of KY and 780 something dildos.

[00:06:15] Jesus Christ.

[00:06:17] That nigga had damn near a ton of fucking lube in his shit.

[00:06:22] Huh?

[00:06:23] Or he's running like a porn company.

[00:06:25] Probably more than that.

[00:06:26] Man, this girl I was dealing with when I was staying in LA told me about that shit too.

[00:06:31] She told me she was working at one of them sex shops and they would have her deliver a

[00:06:35] bunch of gallons of lube, ass lube, and all types of shit.

[00:06:40] I'm pretty sure it's ditty ass.

[00:06:41] I didn't even know there was an ass lube until that day that she said that.

[00:06:45] I thought she was lying and damn, but the feds found that shit so high.

[00:06:49] It's a specific lube for the butt.

[00:06:51] It's not just universal, you know?

[00:06:52] Just, you know?

[00:06:53] KY everywhere.

[00:06:54] One lube for all?

[00:06:57] Maybe they were different flavors.

[00:06:58] One lube, 100 balls.

[00:06:59] Why do you have so much of this?

[00:07:02] Man, let me tell y'all a story.

[00:07:04] A crazy story.

[00:07:05] Oh my goodness.

[00:07:05] Yeah, please do it.

[00:07:06] Right?

[00:07:08] When I was young, right?

[00:07:10] One day, this is how I found out my parents are all nasty motherfuckers.

[00:07:17] Alright.

[00:07:17] So, one day, I come home from school.

[00:07:22] Then I go in my parents' room just being nosy and shit.

[00:07:25] Then I see this package.

[00:07:26] This little thing.

[00:07:27] It says strawberry.

[00:07:28] I'm like, alright, cool.

[00:07:30] Spanish fly.

[00:07:30] So, I grab it.

[00:07:33] Then I like take a little bit, because you know they have those little gooey candies

[00:07:38] and shit that's like in the tube and shit you're squeezing in.

[00:07:41] Yep.

[00:07:41] So, I'm thinking that's what it is, like a little squeeze candy.

[00:07:44] I put that, ah, I squeezed some of it in my eyes.

[00:07:46] I'm like, what the fuck?

[00:07:47] A little greasy.

[00:07:48] Then I looked at it and said lubricant.

[00:07:49] I was like, oh, these old nasty motherfuckers.

[00:07:53] That's why it always smells like cherries on Saturday.

[00:07:57] Oh, man.

[00:07:58] Yeah, that's tough.

[00:08:01] That's how I learned what lube is.

[00:08:04] At least it wasn't the way.

[00:08:07] That's how I learned what lube is.

[00:08:08] Meat Mills learned.

[00:08:10] Tough way to learn.

[00:08:12] Okay, so are we changing subjects already?

[00:08:14] No one else has anything to say about Diddy?

[00:08:17] It's about time.

[00:08:18] I mean, what can you fucking say?

[00:08:21] Hey, do you really want to know about these fucking freak offs?

[00:08:24] I just want to talk about it.

[00:08:26] Listen, listen.

[00:08:27] The people need to know.

[00:08:28] The stories that we...

[00:08:31] Like, we went over this shit in the episode before.

[00:08:34] And it keeps happening.

[00:08:35] But the fact that he got caught and arrested...

[00:08:38] Here's a fun fact.

[00:08:40] Here's a fun fact.

[00:08:42] His lawyer is protesting about his fucking living conditions in Rikers,

[00:08:46] saying it's unacceptable.

[00:08:50] I mean, he's been rich for a long time.

[00:08:51] This ain't a mansion.

[00:08:53] Fucking prison.

[00:08:54] Yeah, this ain't a mansion.

[00:08:55] You shouldn't have fucked up.

[00:08:58] I said your name is Toby.

[00:09:02] Kunta Kinte.

[00:09:05] He's like, I like when we watch the boys shower, but other than that...

[00:09:08] Oh.

[00:09:09] Oh.

[00:09:10] He's like, oh, are we showering again?

[00:09:13] Diddy drops the soap on purpose.

[00:09:14] He said that's the only thing I can look forward to.

[00:09:16] Do you really think he's upset that he's in jail?

[00:09:20] Or that he's just upset that he doesn't have any power or any access to anything

[00:09:27] to do whatever the fuck he wants?

[00:09:28] You know what I'm saying?

[00:09:29] He's still Diddy though, so he's in jail doing it.

[00:09:31] You know what I'm saying?

[00:09:32] Definitely both.

[00:09:32] Because I mean, look, he got more niggas in there that is willing and gay as fuck.

[00:09:37] You know?

[00:09:38] He ain't slacking on ass.

[00:09:43] But we all know that that's not his M.O.

[00:09:46] It's to drug him.

[00:09:48] What do you mean we don't know?

[00:09:50] It's to drug him.

[00:09:50] What do you mean we don't know?

[00:09:51] You got a ton of, literally a ton of motherfucking lube in one crib.

[00:09:57] No, you didn't let me finish.

[00:09:59] How do you know that we're interrupting me like you normally do?

[00:10:03] Oh, here we go.

[00:10:04] So what I was trying to say is...

[00:10:07] You know what? Never mind. Let's just move on.

[00:10:10] Jesus Christ!

[00:10:11] Say what you need to say.

[00:10:13] Come on, John Mayer.

[00:10:14] It's not even worth it.

[00:10:15] Come on, it is worth it.

[00:10:18] The floor is yours.

[00:10:19] All assholes here.

[00:10:21] I was just trying to make a joke about it.

[00:10:23] And he took it all literal.

[00:10:25] And now the moment is ruined is what I'm saying.

[00:10:29] It won't be as funny, right?

[00:10:32] Oh...

[00:10:33] It's all about delivery.

[00:10:35] Elon Musk can solve this problem.

[00:10:39] That's what all that KY jelly was for.

[00:10:41] It's all about delivery.

[00:10:44] Did you hear though?

[00:10:46] So Elon can solve this problem.

[00:10:49] Apparently he went on a date with a robot.

[00:10:52] What?

[00:10:53] So...

[00:10:54] That does not surprise me.

[00:10:54] Can you catch charges if you're...

[00:10:57] pissing on a robot or whatever crazy shit people are getting charged for?

[00:11:01] Give it a virus and rape it?

[00:11:03] I'm gonna go with no.

[00:11:04] If he gave it a virus and raped it, is it communicable?

[00:11:08] Solves the problem.

[00:11:10] He's trying to make it normal to just date robots now.

[00:11:14] What problem does that solve?

[00:11:15] He built like a robot though.

[00:11:17] Oh...

[00:11:18] Consent?

[00:11:19] Oh shit.

[00:11:22] I've never had a problem with consent.

[00:11:24] I don't know about y'all, but I've never had a problem with consent.

[00:11:26] I'm talking about Diddy.

[00:11:27] Oh, okay.

[00:11:28] Well...

[00:11:29] Because we was on the Diddy.

[00:11:30] If he was fucking robots...

[00:11:33] You know, he probably was.

[00:11:35] Well, yeah, maybe.

[00:11:37] Oh no.

[00:11:38] If you're that rich, you'd stick a dick in anything, right?

[00:11:41] Elon went on a date with a robot, supposedly.

[00:11:46] He is a robot.

[00:11:48] Well, okay.

[00:11:49] Alright.

[00:11:50] Then it makes sense.

[00:11:51] Alright, it checks out.

[00:11:53] Can we talk about humans now?

[00:11:55] I don't like AI.

[00:11:56] Why don't you talk about Alan Iverson?

[00:11:58] Are people gonna start dating robots?

[00:12:00] They already do.

[00:12:01] There's a fucking...

[00:12:03] What's that thing called?

[00:12:04] A fleshlight that vibrates and goes back and forth now.

[00:12:07] Well, yeah, there's that.

[00:12:08] Every woman has a rose.

[00:12:11] Every hoe has a rose.

[00:12:14] Or however that song goes.

[00:12:17] I think that was it.

[00:12:19] Pretty sure Guns N' Roses.

[00:12:21] I put my thrust in you.

[00:12:27] Right? Isn't that how it goes?

[00:12:29] Pushed as far as I can go.

[00:12:33] I don't... I don't...

[00:12:34] No?

[00:12:34] However that song goes.

[00:12:36] It must be the remix.

[00:12:41] Y'all doing this emo shit again.

[00:12:43] So anyway, our guest tonight is a...

[00:12:46] Purely carnivore diet kind of guy.

[00:12:50] I was wondering if you wanna get in depth with that.

[00:12:53] He hates vegans as well.

[00:12:55] He's...

[00:12:56] I don't hate vegans.

[00:12:58] I hate vegans but...

[00:12:59] He's kinda like Negasebi.

[00:13:01] You know?

[00:13:05] He said I just be talking shit.

[00:13:07] Negasebi.

[00:13:10] Nah, yeah, I eat just meat.

[00:13:13] I do have my cheat days where...

[00:13:16] And no ditty on that.

[00:13:18] You know, pause.

[00:13:20] He caught it.

[00:13:21] But, you know, fish, steak, chicken, whatever.

[00:13:28] Whatever.

[00:13:29] As long as it crawls...

[00:13:31] No bugs and shit.

[00:13:33] I don't know.

[00:13:34] I don't do bugs.

[00:13:36] But, like, you know...

[00:13:38] So you don't eat carrots?

[00:13:39] Nah.

[00:13:40] You're not just chomping on some lettuce?

[00:13:43] Nah.

[00:13:43] Hell nah.

[00:13:44] Green beans?

[00:13:45] Not even on my cheat days do I eat that.

[00:13:48] But you said you did try it at one point.

[00:13:50] I'll eat a green bean or whatever.

[00:13:53] Just one.

[00:13:55] Like, if it's my cheat day, like, you know...

[00:13:58] Three peas out of the ball.

[00:13:59] I'll taste it because I haven't had it in a long time.

[00:14:01] Just real quick.

[00:14:02] Broccoli's really good.

[00:14:03] You said light flex.

[00:14:04] I eat vegetables on my cheat day.

[00:14:08] Like, see, I can't really eat broccoli and stuff like that though,

[00:14:13] because it's like my neck will start hurting again.

[00:14:15] So, it's kind of...

[00:14:18] I had no idea.

[00:14:20] It's a little bit different.

[00:14:21] So, would you say you need a certain lifestyle or workout routine to be on an all carnivore diet then?

[00:14:28] Right.

[00:14:30] No, you don't.

[00:14:31] I just am.

[00:14:33] Because...

[00:14:35] That's just what I've been trying to do.

[00:14:38] I wasn't able to do it until I was on the carnivore diet though.

[00:14:42] Okay.

[00:14:42] Alright, alright.

[00:14:44] Yeah, because I just got back into it like two, two and a half months ago.

[00:14:51] Like, already.

[00:14:52] Feeling good.

[00:14:53] Yeah.

[00:14:53] I'm glad I got back into it.

[00:14:55] Yeah, it was...

[00:14:57] Like, I always was working out and stuff, but I couldn't be like real consistent because...

[00:15:03] Like, should y'all know I broke my neck before.

[00:15:05] So, when I broke my neck, ever after that, my neck was like hurting like all the time.

[00:15:12] So, it was like if I did too much, I'd have to sit it down for like a week, two weeks or whatever, then get back to it.

[00:15:19] But then like three weeks after I started carnivore, man, it was like I walked outside and it was like negative something...

[00:15:32] I don't know, negative something degrees.

[00:15:34] February.

[00:15:36] Yeah, it wasn't even February yet.

[00:15:38] It was shit.

[00:15:39] It was like one of them days at the end of October.

[00:15:43] And I walk outside and I'm like, damn it ain't even really cold.

[00:15:48] Cold like that.

[00:15:49] No, I'm like my neck doesn't hurt.

[00:15:51] I'm like matter of fact, don't nothing that I broke hurt.

[00:15:53] Like my hand, I done broke my foot, I done broke all types of bones.

[00:15:57] So, I was like don't nothing hurt.

[00:15:59] I was like damn, matter of fact it's been cold all week and ain't nothing to hurt.

[00:16:02] So, then I was like damn, and I've been in the gym ain't nothing really hurting after that.

[00:16:09] So, I was like okay.

[00:16:11] So, I started being able to get in the gym like every day after that.

[00:16:14] I was starting to be able to do pull-ups and not be hurting.

[00:16:18] Yeah, I kept it up.

[00:16:19] And then every time I started, I started like reintroducing foods one by one and seeing what they were doing.

[00:16:25] Like tomatoes and you know all that.

[00:16:29] And then I'd see what everything was actually doing to my body.

[00:16:32] So, now I just don't eat none of that.

[00:16:35] And you weren't getting nothing out of it?

[00:16:36] Like it just wasn't doing nothing for you?

[00:16:38] Like vegetables and shit?

[00:16:40] Nah, not really.

[00:16:41] I mean nothing that I couldn't get from the meat.

[00:16:45] So, nah.

[00:16:46] And I've been a vegan before.

[00:16:48] I've been a pescatarian.

[00:16:50] So you beefing us all up?

[00:16:51] He said I tried it.

[00:16:52] I've been all of that.

[00:16:53] So, it's like I know that it's not, yeah.

[00:16:56] It doesn't really quite work.

[00:17:00] So, Negasebi.

[00:17:01] Negasebi.

[00:17:04] What uh...

[00:17:05] So yeah, how do you feel about Dr. Sebi shit then?

[00:17:08] What's your opinion?

[00:17:08] Because there's a lot of people that vouch for his diet.

[00:17:11] Oh, that guy.

[00:17:11] Which is...

[00:17:12] The exact opposite.

[00:17:13] Yeah, definitely different.

[00:17:17] I'll say whatever benefits are had from that is just strictly from the stuff that you're not eating.

[00:17:24] Like the processed diet that we're used to over here.

[00:17:28] But really, over the long run, there's a lot of stuff that you need that you're just not getting on that diet.

[00:17:35] So it's, you know, it's not...

[00:17:38] It's more just because you're taking certain shit out.

[00:17:41] Yeah.

[00:17:42] Alright, yeah, that makes sense.

[00:17:44] Yeah.

[00:17:44] Because I know what I was doing to a vegan diet.

[00:17:47] I was lean at the time, but that's when I didn't have like as much energy though.

[00:17:53] I was always hungry as fuck.

[00:17:55] Yup, I had to eat so much and I was still hungry.

[00:17:58] I had to eat so much.

[00:17:59] It was crazy.

[00:18:00] And I had to plan everything too.

[00:18:02] You have to plan real good.

[00:18:04] If you're gonna do it and be anywhere near like, like healthy, you gotta plan it on a vegan.

[00:18:10] Like really plan it.

[00:18:11] Especially now too because those options are thin.

[00:18:14] Yeah, but it's even thinner on the carnivore, I'm not gonna lie.

[00:18:17] Because not many places are gonna feed you enough of just meat.

[00:18:23] You know what I'm saying?

[00:18:23] They're gonna try to give you like some meat, some potatoes, some, you know what I mean?

[00:18:28] And it's not gonna, it's not gonna really satiate you.

[00:18:31] But I mean, like I go to Texas Day Brazil and all them type of places and I eat as much as I want.

[00:18:38] How often do you eat fried food though?

[00:18:41] I don't, unless it's a cheat day or something, then I might do it then.

[00:18:45] But fried food is horrible for you.

[00:18:47] Yeah, definitely.

[00:18:48] So I mean vegetable oil is horrible for you, any of that.

[00:18:51] If you are gonna fry something, you should fry it in like tallow or something.

[00:18:56] Or uh...

[00:18:57] Yeah.

[00:18:58] Coconut oil?

[00:18:59] So, so like for, for the uh, feel a hungry part, that's good for like if you're trying to lose weight.

[00:19:05] That's what I do.

[00:19:07] You know what I'm saying?

[00:19:07] You wanna eat and put something in your body but you also want your body to keep working and your metabolism.

[00:19:13] That's what you have for.

[00:19:13] You said for feeling hungry?

[00:19:16] No, for losing weight.

[00:19:16] Or for that hungry, hungry, hungry feeling after you, you've eaten, you know what I'm saying?

[00:19:21] That's for like cutting down weight type shit.

[00:19:23] Burning more calories than you take in.

[00:19:25] Not, not necessarily, cause think about it like this, alright?

[00:19:28] If you eat and then you're full, and you're full for a long time, you're not gonna really wanna eat as much anyway.

[00:19:36] So like when you eat meat, and you're on a carnivore diet, you're gonna eat, like let's say I eat a pound and a half or something like that.

[00:19:46] I'm gonna eat a pound and a half of food.

[00:19:47] I'm not gonna get hungry for a long time.

[00:19:51] Okay.

[00:19:52] Sometimes, if I eat like two pounds in one sitting, I'm not gonna get hungry for the rest of the day.

[00:19:57] My food is just gonna digest slowly.

[00:19:59] It's gonna do what it's supposed to do and absorb into my body properly.

[00:20:04] Alright.

[00:20:05] And that's gonna definitely cut down on all the fat.

[00:20:08] So, you're gonna get that.

[00:20:11] Oh, skinny fat, so.

[00:20:13] Hey, all I'm saying is I'm shredded now, so it's not.

[00:20:18] So what's the workout routine looking like then?

[00:20:20] Uh, for me, now, I, like, now, I warm up with like-

[00:20:30] You've been at it for a while.

[00:20:31] Yeah.

[00:20:32] So now I'll warm up with like five to ten muscle ups and then I'll do five, uh, like ten dips.

[00:20:42] I guess I don't know what a muscle up is.

[00:20:44] Oh, you don't know what a muscle up is?

[00:20:45] Yeah, superman's.

[00:20:46] It's where you like, you do a pull up all the way into like a dip kinda.

[00:20:53] Right.

[00:20:53] Like, you go all the way up.

[00:20:56] So, uh.

[00:20:56] Like your hips basically.

[00:20:58] Yeah, to my hips.

[00:20:59] Waste above the bass.

[00:21:00] Yeah.

[00:21:01] So, I'll do like five to ten of those.

[00:21:04] And then I'll do ten dips and then I'll do ten, uh, pull ups.

[00:21:10] That's my warm up.

[00:21:11] And then, uh, whatever exercise, if it's leg day or something like that, I might do some deadlifts.

[00:21:17] Okay.

[00:21:18] I might do some, um, I'm gonna do some plyometrics.

[00:21:22] Yep.

[00:21:22] I'll do that shit too.

[00:21:23] Yeah.

[00:21:25] Um, then, yeah, I'll just try to do a circuit.

[00:21:28] I'll try not to rest.

[00:21:30] Same shit.

[00:21:31] Yep.

[00:21:31] We're on the same shit.

[00:21:32] Yeah, try to keep my heart rate up.

[00:21:33] Damn, that's crazy.

[00:21:34] Yeah.

[00:21:35] It works.

[00:21:36] You ever done 15 in your circuit?

[00:21:37] Yep.

[00:21:38] One on 15 what?

[00:21:39] No, so it'll be like...

[00:21:41] 15 different exercises?

[00:21:41] 15 different exercises.

[00:21:43] And end with battle ropes.

[00:21:45] No, how many sets did you do?

[00:21:48] Four sets of everything.

[00:21:49] Four sets of everything.

[00:21:49] And 15 of them?

[00:21:50] Or 15 to 17.

[00:21:52] No, I didn't do it like that, but usually I'll do like four exercises and then I'll go,

[00:21:58] my bad, then I'll go to another four exercises and then I'll go do my sauna exercises.

[00:22:04] I told you.

[00:22:04] Okay.

[00:22:05] So, yeah.

[00:22:07] Okay.

[00:22:08] The sweat off.

[00:22:08] Still pretty similar though.

[00:22:10] Yeah.

[00:22:10] That's what's up, yep.

[00:22:12] You get it.

[00:22:13] And then I'll have like my days, like I'll do my low weight, maybe my like mostly plyometrics

[00:22:20] or whatever.

[00:22:21] And even if it's like chest day or whatever, low weight, high reps.

[00:22:26] And then I'll do two leg days, two chest and back.

[00:22:30] Like if I, some, if I'm doing six days a week, I'll do two arms and abs, but that's my least

[00:22:38] favorite day.

[00:22:38] I know everybody else loves arms, but I hate arms.

[00:22:42] Yeah.

[00:22:42] I don't know why.

[00:22:43] I just, I hate arms.

[00:22:45] So, I might skip that one day, but yeah, I'll do the, I'll do the heavy day and then

[00:22:52] I'll do the light day.

[00:22:53] So, yeah.

[00:22:54] Yeah.

[00:22:55] How I end every workout though is one cock pushup.

[00:22:59] This motherfucker.

[00:23:00] Impressive.

[00:23:03] That's tenacious.

[00:23:06] With your D.

[00:23:07] Try.

[00:23:08] I try.

[00:23:08] What split y'all do?

[00:23:11] Like for your workouts?

[00:23:13] There's no split.

[00:23:15] Y'all just do the whole body every day?

[00:23:16] Plyos one day.

[00:23:17] So, the circuits, in everything upper body and then I do plyos two to three times a week.

[00:23:24] Okay.

[00:23:25] Yeah.

[00:23:26] Just different fucking.

[00:23:27] Just trying to stay athletic.

[00:23:29] Cause I'm, I want to get big, but I still, I gotta stay somewhat athletic.

[00:23:33] I just wanna get rid of my gut.

[00:23:34] My thing kinda.

[00:23:38] How many reps on your sets?

[00:23:42] So, I changed it up now so I could do strength and endurance.

[00:23:47] So, the first set or two I'll do something where I could do like six reps and then I'll burn out for two sets.

[00:23:55] Okay.

[00:23:56] Two and two.

[00:23:56] So, I could get a little bit of both.

[00:23:58] Some shit they do five.

[00:23:59] He likes to do five on the machine shit.

[00:24:02] Oh, when you just keep dropping the weight each time till failure?

[00:24:06] Yeah.

[00:24:06] I'll do that for like seven, eight sets in a row.

[00:24:08] Hold on.

[00:24:08] So, y'all be on 15 machines at the set?

[00:24:10] How do y'all even get that done?

[00:24:12] Cause there be people in the gym.

[00:24:14] An hour and a half.

[00:24:15] So, how does that, how does that.

[00:24:17] An hour and a half.

[00:24:17] An hour and a half.

[00:24:18] So, there's a good seven to ten just dumbbell workouts.

[00:24:22] Oh, good.

[00:24:22] And then we'll do two different types of pull-ups and then dips.

[00:24:27] Dips.

[00:24:28] And then seated row, upright rows, tricep pull-downs, and then the lat pull-downs.

[00:24:41] And then two different types of push-ups and battle ropes.

[00:24:45] Oh, yeah.

[00:24:46] Do y'all ever try to work out outside?

[00:24:47] Oh, yeah.

[00:24:48] That's what I do my playoffs.

[00:24:50] That's what I play out.

[00:24:50] Oh, yeah.

[00:24:51] Yeah.

[00:24:52] You ever go to the calisthenics gyms?

[00:24:56] Oh.

[00:24:56] Yeah, that.

[00:24:57] I look those up everywhere I go.

[00:25:00] Like, no matter what state, city, I don't give a fuck.

[00:25:02] I'm looking that up.

[00:25:03] Okay.

[00:25:04] Cause I'ma hit one of those.

[00:25:05] Oh, yeah.

[00:25:05] Keep my workout up.

[00:25:07] So, you know, Venice Beach, that shit was cool.

[00:25:09] Yeah, Venice was cool, but it was kinda...

[00:25:12] A lot of beat heads up.

[00:25:13] It was kinda...

[00:25:14] Nah, not really.

[00:25:15] There was a few, but it was kinda disappointing because it was like you had to bring your own

[00:25:20] like...

[00:25:21] Dumbbells and shit?

[00:25:22] ...equipment.

[00:25:23] Nah, I mean, dumbbells, yeah.

[00:25:24] You had to bring a lot of your own stuff.

[00:25:27] Miami's was way harder.

[00:25:28] Okay.

[00:25:29] Okay.

[00:25:29] Like, Miami's was like...

[00:25:32] Man, you...

[00:25:32] They have like a...

[00:25:33] The...

[00:25:34] I mean, all this, the like rings and everything is already there, but then they have these

[00:25:40] two trailers and they pull out all the like benches and all that other stuff.

[00:25:44] So it's like, yeah.

[00:25:45] Those are all...

[00:25:46] On the beach.

[00:25:47] Yeah.

[00:25:50] So, allegedly, how do you feel about working out under the influence?

[00:25:55] What?

[00:25:56] Of shrooms?

[00:25:57] Or weed.

[00:25:58] Or weed.

[00:25:59] Nah, drinking, that's too tough.

[00:26:01] Fuck that.

[00:26:01] Nah, just shit.

[00:26:02] With weed, I mean...

[00:26:03] Or weed.

[00:26:03] I've done it with weed.

[00:26:05] I love smoking.

[00:26:05] Almost every day.

[00:26:07] Yeah, I love smoking before workouts.

[00:26:09] I...

[00:26:10] It...

[00:26:10] I don't think that's the optimal way to do it.

[00:26:13] I think I do drag a little bit.

[00:26:15] Yeah.

[00:26:16] But...

[00:26:17] It's not like a significant amount.

[00:26:19] I don't think it's like that significant.

[00:26:20] If anything, it helps you.

[00:26:22] Yeah.

[00:26:22] But...

[00:26:22] Like mid-set, you're like, fuck, how many have I done?

[00:26:27] 20?

[00:26:28] Shit, I don't know.

[00:26:30] I'm in the zone.

[00:26:30] Get your left-hole in the fucking zone.

[00:26:32] Right.

[00:26:32] I'm not finna do no shrooms.

[00:26:34] Hell no.

[00:26:34] The dumbbell fuck around and turn into something.

[00:26:38] Or...

[00:26:40] Gyms usually have mirrors everywhere.

[00:26:42] Yeah.

[00:26:42] You're just like...

[00:26:43] Oh, yeah.

[00:26:44] Yeah.

[00:26:45] Just staring at yourself like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

[00:26:48] What is life?

[00:26:49] All been there just staring at the mirror way too long.

[00:26:52] Oh, yeah.

[00:26:52] Like, oh shit, how long have I been in here?

[00:26:54] 45 minutes.

[00:26:57] All your hobbies are worried about you.

[00:26:58] Been in the bathroom for an hour and 30 minutes.

[00:27:01] Everything's just wavy.

[00:27:03] You start doing hot yoga in your garage?

[00:27:05] I do a lot of shit.

[00:27:07] I do a lot of shit on shrooms, but that's not...

[00:27:11] I don't do anything technical on shrooms, actually.

[00:27:14] I do a lot of other shit, but nothing technical.

[00:27:17] Creative shit for me.

[00:27:19] If it's like too technical, nah, I'm gonna lose myself somewhere in it.

[00:27:23] Yeah.

[00:27:24] Just...

[00:27:24] I have to wait till the trip is over.

[00:27:28] That's fair.

[00:27:29] How do you feel about...

[00:27:31] Do you hike at all?

[00:27:34] Or just being out in nature?

[00:27:36] I like being out in nature, right?

[00:27:38] Just in general on shrooms.

[00:27:38] I like being out in nature.

[00:27:40] Yeah, like I like to camp and stuff like that too, but...

[00:27:43] And go do like archery and all that outside, shoot, whatever.

[00:27:48] But, uh...

[00:27:49] And I'm trying to go hunting.

[00:27:51] Compound or crossbow?

[00:27:53] I have a compound.

[00:27:54] Sick.

[00:27:55] Sick.

[00:27:56] I like seeing black men do stuff like that.

[00:27:57] Yeah, I can't wait to hit something like that.

[00:28:00] But, uh...

[00:28:02] But, uh...

[00:28:03] Long walks to nowhere and back, that's just not my thing.

[00:28:08] Like a hike?

[00:28:09] Yeah, a hike.

[00:28:11] I'm like, hmm...

[00:28:12] What the hell?

[00:28:13] Yeah, I'm like, man, I don't know if I wanna do that.

[00:28:16] So, it's even better when you're actually in it instead of just driving by.

[00:28:22] Like, the mountains are beautiful just as is, but hiking is different.

[00:28:27] Especially if you're on the right hike.

[00:28:29] Yeah, hiking is hella different.

[00:28:31] It's hella fucking different.

[00:28:31] Yeah, hella fucking different.

[00:28:32] Come on, you did a tough mudder.

[00:28:34] Shut your fat ass up.

[00:28:35] Shut your fat ass up.

[00:28:36] Come on with your fat opinion.

[00:28:37] I don't give a fuck.

[00:28:38] You can do a fucking hike.

[00:28:39] Fucking hike.

[00:28:40] Fucking hike.

[00:28:41] Let's go, digger.

[00:28:43] Wow.

[00:28:43] Let's take this shit outside, digger.

[00:28:45] I'm just gonna run for a while.

[00:28:46] You'll need time.

[00:28:47] Go ahead.

[00:28:47] This fat digger got...

[00:28:48] This fat digger got stamina.

[00:28:50] Let's go.

[00:28:51] Bob over here, bro.

[00:28:52] Let's go.

[00:28:53] Let's go, digger.

[00:28:54] Fighting reference, great one.

[00:28:55] Great one.

[00:28:56] Great character.

[00:28:58] I mean, I could see utility in it, like exploring, you know, just seeing nature, you know, seeing

[00:29:03] where you might be able to hide a body, but...

[00:29:07] Calm down, Bob Ross.

[00:29:08] Bob Ross.

[00:29:09] Allegedly.

[00:29:11] Right by this happy tree.

[00:29:13] Well, like, I don't really understand.

[00:29:15] I don't know.

[00:29:16] I just...

[00:29:16] You don't see the allure?

[00:29:18] Yeah, I don't...

[00:29:19] How many times have you hiked?

[00:29:21] Probably like twice.

[00:29:22] Who have you hiked with?

[00:29:23] You gotta go hiked.

[00:29:24] You gotta do it a few more times to the right place.

[00:29:26] Well, I should say twice while I've been grown, cause probably more than that when I was

[00:29:29] like younger, cause I had to, but it was still like...

[00:29:33] That's tricking.

[00:29:38] That's tricking.

[00:29:39] Yeah.

[00:29:39] But if you're hiked, you're gonna be somewhat hiked.

[00:29:41] I mean, yeah, but it'll be for a purpose.

[00:29:45] I'm not just gonna be walking somewhere and going back to my car or wherever it is.

[00:29:50] I just don't know.

[00:29:51] Have you ever gotten head at the top of a mountain?

[00:30:53] You're going hiking on sweaty balls, huh?

[00:30:55] It was a breezy day.

[00:30:57] Wow.

[00:30:58] Man, I got an air drive, buddy.

[00:31:00] She's a hiker and a trailer, man.

[00:31:02] Give it a minute, give it a minute.

[00:31:03] Alright, now's the best time.

[00:31:04] That's a hiker and a trailer.

[00:31:05] Nice and dry.

[00:31:06] We're the only ones there.

[00:31:09] Pfft.

[00:31:10] Allegedly.

[00:31:11] Yeah, we done drove to the top.

[00:31:14] That's the best we're getting, cause I'm not doing that.

[00:31:17] They got a driveway path up there.

[00:31:21] Fuck the walking path.

[00:31:22] They got a driveway path.

[00:31:23] That's where we're going.

[00:31:25] Goddamn.

[00:31:26] Dude, look.

[00:31:26] The first time I went to Lookout Mountain, I drove up there by myself.

[00:31:31] I didn't even make it up halfway.

[00:31:33] I was like, oh no, no, no.

[00:31:34] This is getting a little thick.

[00:31:37] We gonna park right here and then we gonna get the fuck out of here.

[00:31:41] Yeah, cause you scared of heights.

[00:31:42] Yeah, I don't do it.

[00:31:43] I don't do it.

[00:31:44] But when you hike, usually the paths are like, they're not too narrow.

[00:31:50] You got space.

[00:31:51] Some paths are narrow, man.

[00:31:52] It depends how crazy of a hike you is.

[00:31:54] I don't see some paths, man.

[00:31:56] Usually when you stay on the trail, it's not that hard.

[00:32:00] Stay on the path!

[00:32:01] Just stay on the trail.

[00:32:03] Look, we went to Pikes Peak, nigga.

[00:32:06] 12,000 stairs.

[00:32:07] You did a tough one.

[00:32:07] What if you're on a narrow path in like a Pumaco or a Milewai, whatever they call them motherfuckers.

[00:32:13] Like, I'd be so scared.

[00:32:14] So I don't ever hike by myself.

[00:32:16] Good or not.

[00:32:17] I don't even know if I...

[00:32:18] What the fuck?

[00:32:19] When you hike with a group, it's usually...

[00:32:21] I don't see anything.

[00:32:23] That shit's chillin' a lot every time.

[00:32:25] They hear you.

[00:32:25] So we did it a little bit extra this year.

[00:32:28] We did...

[00:32:28] This is my first time doing this shit.

[00:32:30] To even walk.

[00:32:32] We did Pikes Peak on fucking mountain bikes.

[00:32:35] That's tight.

[00:32:35] No, nigga.

[00:32:36] Fuck you.

[00:32:38] Like all the way to the top?

[00:32:40] Nigga.

[00:32:40] Damn near.

[00:32:41] Damn near, bro.

[00:32:42] He probably went up like one third.

[00:32:44] Nigga, no, no, no.

[00:32:45] We made it.

[00:32:46] We...

[00:32:48] Them niggas pretty much made it all the way to the top.

[00:32:50] My black ass was done.

[00:32:52] I definitely did not go all the way to the top.

[00:32:54] Yeah, biking in the mountains?

[00:32:56] That shit's hard as hell, yeah.

[00:32:57] Fuck that.

[00:32:57] But nigga, it came to a point where I...

[00:33:00] Damn near, all of us got off the bikes and was just riding the fucking bike up.

[00:33:06] Yeah.

[00:33:06] Cause nigga, it's just incline.

[00:33:08] Did you vomit?

[00:33:10] I...

[00:33:10] No, nigga.

[00:33:11] What the fuck?

[00:33:11] You didn't go hard enough.

[00:33:13] Fuck outta here.

[00:33:14] Go hard enough, nigga.

[00:33:16] Going on a bike up that shit is enough, bro.

[00:33:18] It's hardcore.

[00:33:20] Dumb as shit.

[00:33:20] For this nigga's birthday...

[00:33:22] You're done.

[00:33:22] Dumb as fuck.

[00:33:23] This nigga bat always trying to kill somebody for his birthday.

[00:33:26] Shout out to bats.

[00:33:27] Fuck him.

[00:33:29] He's the cool one.

[00:33:30] How about that?

[00:33:31] Speaking of killing people...

[00:33:32] I got another one.

[00:33:33] Hold on.

[00:33:34] This is real quick.

[00:33:35] Oh, great.

[00:33:36] Do you find it...

[00:33:39] Disturbing when somebody is intrigued in like a horror movie, like something really gory?

[00:33:45] Where they're like happy as fuck when they see some crazy killing?

[00:33:48] Well, no.

[00:33:49] Or they're just like...

[00:33:50] Oh man, that was dope as fuck.

[00:33:52] I knew you that person.

[00:33:53] Yeah.

[00:33:53] Is that not disturbing?

[00:33:55] I'm definitely a lot nicer to that person.

[00:33:57] No.

[00:33:57] I don't know.

[00:33:57] It doesn't really disturb me because here's the thing.

[00:34:00] I think that in most of their minds they know it's just fiction.

[00:34:04] True.

[00:34:05] Okay.

[00:34:05] So it's not like they're like, oh, did somebody actually get murdered?

[00:34:08] But I think like if you saw it on the news and they're like, oh, awesome.

[00:34:15] Yeah.

[00:34:17] Yeah, that's even worse.

[00:34:19] That's even worse.

[00:34:21] We can have to evaluate.

[00:34:23] They're going over a crime scene or some shit like that.

[00:34:25] Did they catch him yet?

[00:34:26] Or is he still on the loose?

[00:34:27] Is he doing more?

[00:34:28] Is more motherfuckers getting killed?

[00:34:30] Like damn.

[00:34:30] So if y'all watch a movie like Saw and he's like sawing his leg off, are you going to be

[00:34:35] like, oh, fuck yeah.

[00:34:36] Hell yeah.

[00:34:37] Yeah.

[00:34:38] That's hilarious.

[00:34:38] You're that guy?

[00:34:39] Nope.

[00:34:39] I mean, I'm not going to be like, oh yeah, but I'm just going to be like, damn.

[00:34:44] What a dumb dick.

[00:34:45] Oh shit.

[00:34:46] That's some crazy shit.

[00:34:47] What a dumb dick.

[00:34:48] How you getting caught in that?

[00:34:49] Like, man, I might be just sitting there talking shit.

[00:34:52] I just had to die.

[00:34:54] Like, fuck it.

[00:34:55] Sucks the suck.

[00:34:56] Like what the fuck?

[00:34:57] Should have listened to his bitch get out the room.

[00:34:58] Bitch get out the room.

[00:35:01] I was yelling that for a long time.

[00:35:04] 40 year old virgin.

[00:35:06] Fuck that.

[00:35:07] Pick it up.

[00:35:09] Bitch get out the room.

[00:35:12] Okay.

[00:35:12] I had another one.

[00:35:14] I got a would you rather, but it gets pretty crazy.

[00:35:17] Do it.

[00:35:18] Nah, nah.

[00:35:19] We'll see.

[00:35:19] We'll save that for later.

[00:35:21] Anybody got anything else?

[00:35:22] I got a couple of grinds my gears as well.

[00:35:26] Do it.

[00:35:27] Why can't...

[00:35:28] Why can't...

[00:35:29] I don't know.

[00:35:30] I'll fuck it with you.

[00:35:31] Go ahead.

[00:35:32] He's a vegan guy.

[00:35:33] He's a murderer.

[00:35:34] Why can't the person who keeps trying to kill Trump succeed?

[00:35:39] Well, it's not just one person.

[00:35:41] The persons.

[00:35:42] Why can't the persons...

[00:35:44] Whoever they're hiring is trash.

[00:35:46] Because it's a publicity.

[00:35:47] Well, yeah.

[00:35:47] I was going to say, or is it just not that deep?

[00:35:51] They're not going to kill him.

[00:35:53] Nah, man.

[00:35:53] These motherfuckers is hiring people to do a bunch of fake shit.

[00:35:57] Like, I think that somebody really did get shot at the rally.

[00:36:01] However, I think Trump is the one that...

[00:36:04] Maybe not Trump.

[00:36:05] I don't want to point out for him.

[00:36:07] Somebody in his camp there.

[00:36:09] Allegedly.

[00:36:09] That wants him to get elected.

[00:36:11] You're going to shoot your fucking ear off.

[00:36:12] Hiring somebody to do all that.

[00:36:13] And then he just went down there and cut his little ear up real quick.

[00:36:18] I don't know if that's what happened.

[00:36:20] But I don't think he got shot in the ear, though.

[00:36:22] I don't know.

[00:36:22] He's got pipe bomb today.

[00:36:24] Today.

[00:36:25] He got pipe bomb today?

[00:36:26] Yeah.

[00:36:28] But what happened with the pipe bomb?

[00:36:29] Yeah, but he's okay, right?

[00:36:31] I mean, obviously.

[00:36:32] Otherwise, they'd be making a big deal about it.

[00:36:35] Yeah, that's where we're getting at.

[00:36:36] He's okay.

[00:36:37] He's fine.

[00:36:37] Yeah, he's fine.

[00:36:38] Somebody had plans to put a pipe bomb where...

[00:36:41] So they didn't actually do it.

[00:36:43] No, no.

[00:36:43] They caught him before.

[00:36:44] They caught him before.

[00:36:45] Before the act.

[00:36:46] He was planning it.

[00:36:47] I thought the one yesterday, too, was like...

[00:36:49] That was another one.

[00:36:50] They didn't actually get him...

[00:36:50] Like, he didn't actually get to do anything.

[00:36:52] He just...

[00:36:54] It's September's, man.

[00:36:55] No, no.

[00:36:56] So this nigga went to a golf course.

[00:36:58] Yep.

[00:36:59] And this nigga was like set up at the golf course for like 12 hours.

[00:37:03] He teed off for 12 hours.

[00:37:04] They'd finally seen that nigga or like the reflection of the gun and the scope or some shit when he was like two or three holes away.

[00:37:12] And they're saying that because Trump didn't give them enough time to scope the area and shit like that, they just let him go and was like, we'll just secure him as he goes.

[00:37:24] Secure the ex-president.

[00:37:25] Because he just on a whim was like, I want to go golfing today.

[00:37:28] And they were like, yo, what the fuck?

[00:37:30] So Secret Service couldn't scope it out, block it off.

[00:37:33] Man, he set this shit up.

[00:37:34] It's okay when he comes here, we'll get it.

[00:37:36] What are you talking about?

[00:37:37] He set this shit up personally.

[00:37:39] There's a lot of shooters in Colorado.

[00:37:41] I want you guys to try to shoot me, but don't shoot me.

[00:37:42] Like, I know assassinations...

[00:37:43] Let me tell you something.

[00:37:44] And I want you guys to do the opposite of assassinations.

[00:37:46] I've had more assassination tips...

[00:37:47] Believe me.

[00:37:47] I know, I know.

[00:37:48] Than Gandhi.

[00:37:49] Do you see the scratch on my ear?

[00:37:51] Do you remember when they threw that shoe at Washington?

[00:37:55] Do you mean...

[00:37:55] Too fucking close.

[00:37:57] Bill?

[00:37:57] You know, it's gonna be a couple motherfuckers like, no, Trump a real nigga.

[00:38:01] I'm voting for this motherfucker.

[00:38:02] He done got shot at.

[00:38:03] He done went to prison.

[00:38:04] I'm telling you.

[00:38:06] Oh my God.

[00:38:06] There probably will be that crow.

[00:38:08] I can see that.

[00:38:10] Yeah.

[00:38:10] I know if it does happen, there better be a lot of felons that get job offers come real

[00:38:14] quick on Monday.

[00:38:15] He about to lock these niggas up.

[00:38:18] That's why he's gonna walk out to the mini men for his next speech.

[00:38:21] That's what I'm telling you.

[00:38:22] This nigga just gonna be...

[00:38:23] Yo, they giving him more and more reason to just be like, yo, 50 cent.

[00:38:28] Throw me an endorsement.

[00:38:29] Throw me a promo clip.

[00:38:30] Don't he got like as many charges as this nigga did?

[00:38:34] Diddy?

[00:38:35] Diddy?

[00:38:36] Diddy?

[00:38:36] Maybe not that many charges, but he got some charges though.

[00:38:40] He did, but...

[00:38:41] Is it Rico?

[00:38:42] Are we full circle?

[00:38:43] He didn't have no Freak-O, but he did have like, you know...

[00:38:45] A Freak-O?

[00:38:47] He had some shit.

[00:38:48] It's not a Rico, it's a Freak-O.

[00:38:50] It's a Freak-O.

[00:38:50] Whoa!

[00:38:51] That's crazy.

[00:38:52] He said how many bottles of Luke?

[00:38:55] That nigga had a ton.

[00:38:56] How many dolos?

[00:38:57] A thousand.

[00:38:57] A thousand of each.

[00:38:59] A ton.

[00:39:02] I said we don't need a thousand.

[00:39:03] That was just a metric ton.

[00:39:04] My girls come there so wet already.

[00:39:06] Oh my God!

[00:39:07] Oh, Evan!

[00:39:08] I'm so glad you brought the spermacetal lube from my pussy!

[00:39:11] You chicks are ready to go!

[00:39:14] I'm so 80 year old dried up lady.

[00:39:16] Could you imagine this nigga having like those inflatable bouncy castles, those water rides

[00:39:22] and shit?

[00:39:23] You know what?

[00:39:24] Maybe.

[00:39:25] A KY?

[00:39:26] Now I can.

[00:39:27] That's disgusting!

[00:39:28] They have KY wrestling tournaments instead of mud wrestling.

[00:39:32] Why is there so much baby oil?

[00:39:35] This is the reason why when I fuckin' baby oil costs so goddamn much, huh Diddy?

[00:39:39] This is the reason why.

[00:39:41] My son can't get out.

[00:39:43] He's buying it all up.

[00:39:44] This ain't crystal, this is baby oil.

[00:39:47] In 2016 somebody told me to invest in KY.

[00:39:50] My stocks.

[00:39:51] Through the roof.

[00:39:53] Jesus Christ.

[00:39:53] Now I know it's all Diddy.

[00:39:54] Sell it now!

[00:39:56] Hurry up!

[00:39:56] I gotta get out yeah before the bottom line hits.

[00:40:03] This is disgusting.

[00:40:06] Yes it is!

[00:40:07] I'm just waiting for it to end.

[00:40:09] That man's sick.

[00:40:10] This is fucking gross.

[00:40:11] QA, a never ending story.

[00:40:13] I got the nerve to be upset with his living conditions.

[00:40:16] Get the fuck outta here.

[00:40:17] We're just talking about what's happening right now in the world, okay?

[00:40:19] Did he expect prison to be fun?

[00:40:22] We went over this.

[00:40:23] Some people's prison stuff is gonna be fun, yeah.

[00:40:26] I know, I know.

[00:40:26] He's got two cell phones, he keeps making records.

[00:40:29] Bad boy baby, take that, take that.

[00:40:31] Oh my god.

[00:40:32] It just means something different now.

[00:40:33] Yo!

[00:40:35] Take that, take that.

[00:40:37] Oh I got another grand.

[00:40:38] I thought I told you that we won't stop.

[00:40:40] That's Jesus Christ!

[00:40:42] Jesus Christ!

[00:40:44] I heard the most fucked up nickname for just a person in general actually at this point.

[00:40:51] So, Jonathan Kaminga.

[00:40:54] For Golden State, right?

[00:40:57] His nickname...

[00:40:59] Oh no.

[00:41:00] I mean probably not from people that respect him, but...

[00:41:04] Is Cumbucket.

[00:41:07] What?

[00:41:08] I dare to.

[00:41:09] Yeah, to take a step back.

[00:41:10] Why?

[00:41:10] I dare to ask why.

[00:41:12] Cuminga?

[00:41:13] Yeah.

[00:41:14] His last name's Cuminga.

[00:41:15] And he gets buckets.

[00:41:17] Oh man, yeah.

[00:41:18] Cumbuckets.

[00:41:19] That's not a time.

[00:41:20] That's not a time at all.

[00:41:21] That's a time at all.

[00:41:23] Nah, nah, nigga.

[00:41:24] Niggas in high school is some jackasses, bro.

[00:41:27] Word two.

[00:41:28] That's some high school tertiary shit.

[00:41:30] That's some high school tertiary shit.

[00:41:32] You don't call me Cumbucket?

[00:41:33] Ming Bucket or something, nigga.

[00:41:35] Another Cumbucket.

[00:41:37] No.

[00:41:37] Yeah.

[00:41:40] Cumbucket.

[00:41:40] Nah, that means something else.

[00:41:42] Where I come from.

[00:41:43] Cumbucket!

[00:41:44] Yo!

[00:41:44] This might be a millennial school.

[00:41:46] What the hell?

[00:41:47] Wild for this nigga.

[00:41:48] That means something else.

[00:41:50] I bet you that nigga was busted dimes just because of it, y'all.

[00:41:53] That would pass all the time.

[00:41:55] You wanna talk shit?

[00:41:55] That nigga, I bet, that nigga was just...

[00:41:56] Oh my god.

[00:41:57] I'm missing a lot.

[00:41:59] Get buckets.

[00:42:00] Cumb dimes.

[00:42:02] He's like, god damn it.

[00:42:04] Cumb dimes?

[00:42:05] What?

[00:42:06] Ow!

[00:42:07] First of all, Jesus Christ.

[00:42:14] That's ridiculous.

[00:42:16] And Jimmy Bucket's cousin Cumbucket.

[00:42:23] Jesus.

[00:42:25] Oh my god.

[00:42:27] Oh man.

[00:42:29] Jimmy Bucket.

[00:42:30] That just happened.

[00:42:32] Okay.

[00:42:33] Okay, so you know.

[00:42:35] I've been watching a lot of crime shit lately.

[00:42:37] On the TV.

[00:42:39] And there was this one that kinda fucked me up.

[00:42:41] Cause he did like a...

[00:42:43] Where he's gonna kill a bunch of people and then kill himself.

[00:42:46] Like why don't you just start with yourself?

[00:42:49] Cause then he can't kill anyone else.

[00:42:50] But that solves everybody's problem.

[00:42:52] It does.

[00:42:53] You're not.

[00:42:54] But that doesn't solve his problem.

[00:42:55] Yeah, he's such an asshole.

[00:42:57] He needs them people to go with him.

[00:42:57] He wants to kill them.

[00:42:59] He wants to kill them.

[00:43:00] That's a grunt of my gears.

[00:43:01] He doesn't want them breathing longer than him.

[00:43:04] Bitch, so do yourself and the world a favor and enjoy a glass smoothie.

[00:43:08] Start with you.

[00:43:09] You're still murder-suiciding.

[00:43:11] You're just suiciding first.

[00:43:13] Put some bleach in there.

[00:43:14] See, but he wants to be sure that he's still effective when he goes to kill them.

[00:43:18] Damn.

[00:43:19] Yeah.

[00:43:19] That's...

[00:43:20] I never thought about it like that, I guess.

[00:43:22] Cause if you're spitting up blood, I mean, you're not gonna aim quite right at none of that.

[00:43:27] You know, it's not...

[00:43:29] I don't think it's gonna hit the same.

[00:43:31] It's not quite as effective.

[00:43:32] You gotta chase a motherfucker down and shit's in your lung.

[00:43:36] I'm talking about that crazy dad that's like, he's about to get fired, so he murders suicides his family.

[00:43:42] That shit is wild.

[00:43:44] That movie, have you seen...

[00:43:45] We talked about this full circle again, falling down.

[00:43:47] Yeah.

[00:43:48] That's...

[00:43:49] The last straw.

[00:43:50] Like...

[00:43:51] Why don't you just start with yourself?

[00:43:52] That was like the first episode.

[00:43:54] Yeah, that shit is wild.

[00:43:55] I don't understand that shit at all, so I'm not even gonna pretend to...

[00:43:59] Yeah.

[00:44:02] Body cam footage.

[00:44:05] Body cam footage.

[00:44:07] So there's full body cam footage of the invasion.

[00:44:09] I told you, bro.

[00:44:10] A thousand one gallon bottles.

[00:44:12] That's like a store worth the baby oil.

[00:44:15] He has a factory of babies.

[00:44:17] That's a pretty ass room.

[00:44:18] It's in a pretty ass room.

[00:44:20] It's next to the dildo room.

[00:44:21] It's like a walk-in closet full of baby oil.

[00:44:25] It's right next to the dildo room.

[00:44:25] Which type you want today, baby?

[00:44:27] What are you doing, Ditty?

[00:44:28] Are we doing strawberry K-white with the double dildo?

[00:44:31] He said, what viscosity do you want?

[00:44:33] Oh, we're doing the Spanish fly with the dragon tail.

[00:44:36] They're all just doing slip and slides through the hallway.

[00:44:39] In different rooms?

[00:44:39] You see that one?

[00:44:41] You see that me that they married?

[00:44:43] Meek!

[00:44:43] Where he was a silver surfer?

[00:44:46] Oh my god.

[00:44:51] Meek!

[00:44:52] Meek!

[00:44:53] Meek!

[00:44:53] Meek!

[00:44:55] That's fucked up.

[00:44:56] That's hilarious.

[00:44:58] Look, no one was more excited for lube delivery day than Meek Mill.

[00:45:02] Wow.

[00:45:04] Wow.

[00:45:05] You know what?

[00:45:06] You just put the knife all the way in.

[00:45:08] You know what's funny?

[00:45:09] You know what's funny?

[00:45:10] I just threw a jab.

[00:45:11] So, hang on.

[00:45:12] Let me ask you something then.

[00:45:13] Hold on.

[00:45:14] Let's do another one.

[00:45:15] You used it.

[00:45:16] Biggie.

[00:45:16] Meek Mill's used to be all the way to do it.

[00:45:17] Oh, bro.

[00:45:18] And Pop.

[00:45:19] Don't do it.

[00:45:19] No, no, no.

[00:45:21] We have to do it.

[00:45:22] Are we doing suspect lyrics right now?

[00:45:24] No.

[00:45:25] I'm gonna bring up the suspect lyrics.

[00:45:27] There was a transgender in one of these videos.

[00:45:29] I'm gonna bring up the suspect lyrics.

[00:45:30] There was a lot of them.

[00:45:31] But what I'm really talking about is...

[00:45:34] Okay, how much do you think he was involved?

[00:45:37] Because let's just say...

[00:45:38] In the murder?

[00:45:38] Whoa, no.

[00:45:40] In the gay sex?

[00:45:40] In the murder, he was definitely involved.

[00:45:42] But I'm talking about Diddy's little...

[00:45:44] The lube parties?

[00:45:45] His freak shit.

[00:45:47] You know what I'm saying?

[00:45:48] Or do you think that started only after Biggie?

[00:45:50] He was there.

[00:45:51] He was there.

[00:45:51] I think it was after.

[00:45:52] After?

[00:45:53] I think it was after.

[00:45:53] Bad Boy was already on.

[00:45:54] Because listen, because listen.

[00:45:56] He didn't really get multi until Biggie died.

[00:45:59] Nah, what about that video with Tranny?

[00:46:01] My name.

[00:46:01] Okay, that might...

[00:46:02] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[00:46:04] He was at the parties, yo.

[00:46:05] Hold on, hold on.

[00:46:06] You look so good.

[00:46:08] I ain't saying it.

[00:46:10] I ain't saying it.

[00:46:10] I ain't saying it.

[00:46:12] Okay.

[00:46:13] Wow.

[00:46:15] Wow.

[00:46:16] He's speechless.

[00:46:17] He's speechless.

[00:46:20] He's speechless.

[00:46:21] He's speechless.

[00:46:21] Diddy gay.

[00:46:23] But look, I just can't...

[00:46:25] I just can't...

[00:46:26] M.I.C., who's your favorite rapper?

[00:46:28] I don't be real at all.

[00:46:30] I don't actually think that of Biggie.

[00:46:32] I don't actually think that of Biggie.

[00:46:34] I don't actually think that of Biggie.

[00:46:35] I mean, shit.

[00:46:35] I'm just saying to speculate.

[00:46:38] I don't know, you know.

[00:46:39] It could have happened.

[00:46:40] It's wild.

[00:46:41] Because a lot of this is crazy.

[00:46:43] Yo, listen.

[00:46:44] Faith Hill was there, remember?

[00:46:46] Faith Evans.

[00:46:47] Since Jump, Biggie always had that wow factor where he would do the...

[00:46:53] Like, yo, that's crazy.

[00:46:55] This thing is...

[00:46:56] Somebody's daddy's...

[00:46:56] No.

[00:46:58] That's wild.

[00:46:59] That was...

[00:47:00] Yo, that's crazy.

[00:47:02] That is...

[00:47:03] Trust me.

[00:47:04] Crazy.

[00:47:05] That's ill-crazy, alright?

[00:47:06] That's ill-fucking-crazy.

[00:47:08] That's wild.

[00:47:09] No fucking doubt.

[00:47:10] You know what I mean?

[00:47:11] No, Diddy.

[00:47:12] But Diddy was there.

[00:47:13] Growing up in New York and shit like that, you never heard no gay shit coming from Big.

[00:47:18] Facts.

[00:47:19] We always heard some gay shit coming about from Diddy.

[00:47:22] That's fair.

[00:47:23] This gay shit is not nothing new.

[00:47:25] You know what I mean?

[00:47:26] There was one Diddy and Usher song where they were talking about waking up in the morning

[00:47:31] and like...

[00:47:31] No, it's not.

[00:47:32] It's an interview.

[00:47:33] It's not a song.

[00:47:33] It's an interview.

[00:47:34] Oh, it was.

[00:47:35] Yeah, yeah.

[00:47:36] It's an interview.

[00:47:37] You're right.

[00:47:37] He had custody of him.

[00:47:38] After a Diddy party.

[00:47:39] Yeah.

[00:47:40] Dude.

[00:47:41] And Usher was seeing all types of stuff.

[00:47:43] There's no...

[00:47:43] There's been...

[00:47:44] That's not new to the game, alright?

[00:47:47] Especially niggas in New York.

[00:47:49] Like niggas know like...

[00:47:50] We knew he was gay.

[00:47:51] This nigga be...

[00:47:52] Yo, Farnsworth, bro!

[00:47:55] Y'all don't remember Farnsworth?

[00:47:58] I don't remember what happened to him, actually.

[00:47:59] If this nigga get fouled...

[00:48:00] We talked about that a few episodes ago.

[00:48:02] Yo!

[00:48:02] Farnsworth got all the tea.

[00:48:03] And the reason why he got that deal, he got that fucking single and all this other shit,

[00:48:09] the tour that he got...

[00:48:10] His song.

[00:48:10] Because he was getting paid the fuck off.

[00:48:13] That's what he meant.

[00:48:14] The nigga had enough and now it was time to pay up.

[00:48:16] Did you say...

[00:48:17] Did you say pegged the fuck off?

[00:48:18] Oh, Jesus Christ.

[00:48:19] You're probably not wrong.

[00:48:23] Cassie.

[00:48:24] But I mean, he was publicly called that nigga's manservant.

[00:48:28] Yeah.

[00:48:29] You know what I'm saying?

[00:48:30] Like, you were the only nigga...

[00:48:32] In OFO.

[00:48:33] In all of show business that has a manservant.

[00:48:36] That's not suspect.

[00:48:38] Everybody got a secretary.

[00:48:39] That is very suspect.

[00:48:40] I want to take you shopping, daddy.

[00:48:42] That is very suspect.

[00:48:43] Did he have him on a leash?

[00:48:44] I want to take you shopping.

[00:48:45] You know what I'm saying?

[00:48:46] And the nigga dressed like very extra extra extra extra extravagant type shit.

[00:48:52] You ever seen This Is The End?

[00:48:53] Oh my God, yes.

[00:48:54] You remember that scene with Danny McBride and...

[00:48:58] Channing Tatum.

[00:48:59] Channing Tatum.

[00:49:00] Fuck this guy.

[00:49:01] My favorite scene is the...

[00:49:03] You want a sip?

[00:49:04] The Capri Sun.

[00:49:05] Sip time.

[00:49:06] Sip time.

[00:49:06] Sip time.

[00:49:07] Sip time.

[00:49:07] Sip time.

[00:49:21] I hope Michael Cera's exactly like that.

[00:49:23] But I mean, to me...

[00:49:24] I heard he's an asshole in real life.

[00:49:26] To me more or less, I think Pac and Biggie's death surrounds more of they didn't want to fold into that shit.

[00:49:33] They didn't want to do gay stuff, so did he kill them?

[00:49:34] Exactly.

[00:49:35] Like maybe Big found out about the fucking tranny and was like, yo, what the fuck?

[00:49:40] I thought you told me that this bitch was a bitch.

[00:49:42] You know what I'm saying?

[00:49:43] You don't know behind the closed doors and shit like that because you're only hearing about after the fact.

[00:49:49] Like did anybody fucking know that that bitch was a tranny before that nigga said something in the video?

[00:49:54] Did he?

[00:49:55] Did he?

[00:49:55] I was sitting here.

[00:49:57] No.

[00:49:57] I did.

[00:49:57] I said it was a man in the video.

[00:49:59] I saw the Adam Devil.

[00:50:00] Of course, this thing over here.

[00:50:01] I saw the Adam Devil.

[00:50:02] I saw the Adam Devil.

[00:50:03] I saw it.

[00:50:04] Nobody fucking knew.

[00:50:05] To this day, I'm not even gonna lie and tell you that I fucking thought any one of them bitches were a nigga.

[00:50:10] I used to watch a lot of Jenny Jones.

[00:50:12] Fuck no.

[00:50:12] Did you think all the bitches looked good?

[00:50:18] You sure did.

[00:50:20] Fuck that.

[00:50:20] That's what he just said.

[00:50:21] Not that particular bitch, alright?

[00:50:23] Thank you.

[00:50:24] I had no idea.

[00:50:25] Specifically not that bitch, alright?

[00:50:27] Fuck no.

[00:50:28] Fuck no.

[00:50:29] Fuck no.

[00:50:29] I mean still.

[00:50:30] Still.

[00:50:31] I'm young.

[00:50:31] Fuck you.

[00:50:33] He used to pause his videos to that one.

[00:50:35] Absolutely.

[00:50:36] Jesus Christ.

[00:50:37] Yank his crank.

[00:50:38] Anyway.

[00:50:39] This thing over here.

[00:50:40] But I mean, come on.

[00:50:41] You know what I mean?

[00:50:42] Put it this way.

[00:50:44] It's more.

[00:50:46] It puts things more in line.

[00:50:48] As opposed to for the fucking.

[00:50:50] For the past and shit too.

[00:50:52] Cause I mean.

[00:50:53] Look at motherfucking.

[00:50:57] What's his name?

[00:50:59] Uh.

[00:50:59] Shug Knight.

[00:51:00] Shug.

[00:51:01] You know what I'm saying?

[00:51:01] Like that nigga's not innocent in the whole pocket biggie shit either.

[00:51:05] You know what I'm saying?

[00:51:05] That nigga might have held his mouth shut because Puff was like, yo, shut the fuck up.

[00:51:11] We gonna do this to both.

[00:51:12] You know what I'm saying?

[00:51:13] I mean.

[00:51:14] I don't know man.

[00:51:15] I don't know.

[00:51:15] We gonna do it.

[00:51:16] He said you don't want somebody dancing on your videos.

[00:51:18] I'ma tell you the truth.

[00:51:19] I used to think that Shug was in on it.

[00:51:21] But I had to really think about this.

[00:51:23] Shug is big as hell.

[00:51:26] If anything he killed him.

[00:51:26] And putting yourself in the line of fire.

[00:51:30] Is stupid as fuck.

[00:51:33] Oh yeah.

[00:51:33] So it doesn't really make sense to me.

[00:51:36] Like how do you miss him?

[00:51:37] Cause you can't.

[00:51:38] Yeah.

[00:51:38] Cause even if you use pockets of shield, Puck is small as hell.

[00:51:41] That's like me.

[00:51:42] I'ma get that big nigga.

[00:51:43] That's like me.

[00:51:43] Or maybe they were trying to take both them niggas out and didn't get it and only got Puck.

[00:51:48] That's like security trying to hide behind you.

[00:51:50] Yeah.

[00:51:52] Or maybe they were supposed to take both them niggas out.

[00:51:56] Diddy.

[00:51:56] I mean, but that'd be Diddy.

[00:51:57] But I'm just saying, I don't think Shug had anything to do with it.

[00:52:01] I'm sure he knew.

[00:52:02] I'm sure he knew.

[00:52:03] If Shug knows what happened, he's just shutting up cause he a street nigga.

[00:52:06] Exactly.

[00:52:07] And he's like, alright, we gonna take care of him.

[00:52:09] Cause he's always, look, look.

[00:52:10] No, no, no.

[00:52:11] But he's been in jail for a minute or in prison for a minute.

[00:52:13] And he's always talking about, I know who did what.

[00:52:16] And ain't nobody listening to his ass.

[00:52:20] Diddy.

[00:52:20] Man, this nigga's been saying this shit.

[00:52:22] And he's, and nobody wanna listen to his ass cause it's all a ploy to get, to get out or whatever, whatever.

[00:52:28] Don't nobody wanna give him that shit.

[00:52:30] But they already had Who Killed Pop.

[00:52:33] The Crip nigga.

[00:52:34] Yeah, they already got this.

[00:52:36] They hired him.

[00:52:36] No, no, no.

[00:52:38] The other nigga.

[00:52:40] It was because of him, but it was some other nigga.

[00:52:43] Diddy did it.

[00:52:45] That Diddy paid to go do it.

[00:52:47] Yeah, it was like a whole west coast bad boy.

[00:52:50] If you think about it though, if you just stomp somebody out in public with a bunch of people and run off.

[00:52:58] Something's probably gonna happen to you after that.

[00:53:00] Right, but...

[00:53:01] No witnesses?

[00:53:02] It's the show business though, my nigga.

[00:53:05] For sure.

[00:53:05] They exploit any other shit.

[00:53:07] So they use that to their fucking advantage, nigga.

[00:53:10] Oh, I bet.

[00:53:11] Plain sight, my nigga.

[00:53:13] I'm just saying in general though, if someone gets stomped out by a group of niggas, something might happen to one of them.

[00:53:20] Most slaves.

[00:53:21] Exactly.

[00:53:22] And that's why nobody has really tried to fucking get to the bottom of the shit because they always thought it was because of some gang shit.

[00:53:28] Right.

[00:53:29] That's why they always left it alone.

[00:53:31] That's why some gang nigga got fucking paid to go fucking do the shit.

[00:53:35] You know what I mean?

[00:53:36] It's a good alibi.

[00:53:37] By the government and the hip hop cops.

[00:53:39] You know what I'm saying?

[00:53:40] Because it's not the first time Pac had an issue with this nigga.

[00:53:44] You know what I'm saying?

[00:53:45] This is some ongoing shit.

[00:53:48] Yeah, because it was like, what the hell is that beefing about in the first fucking day?

[00:53:52] Exactly.

[00:53:52] It was some ongoing shit.

[00:53:55] He got robbed that one time and got shot.

[00:53:57] Beef sells though.

[00:53:59] That's why they kept doing it.

[00:54:01] She had dumps like a truck.

[00:54:02] Even after niggas was dying, they still did it anyway.

[00:54:04] Well, beef's the best cover for anybody.

[00:54:07] You know what I'm saying?

[00:54:08] Yeah.

[00:54:10] How do you think the U.S. moves?

[00:54:11] The U.S. don't move under the cover of their own flag for their own bullshit.

[00:54:15] They move under cover of somebody else's fucking flag in somebody else's conflict.

[00:54:19] This nigga just said false flags.

[00:54:20] Are we conspiracy theorizing it right now?

[00:54:23] No, I'm just tying in tactics.

[00:54:28] I'm just tying in tactics.

[00:54:29] I mean, how else do you infiltrate, you know what I'm saying, or make shit disappear at your own will?

[00:54:35] Do the cornhole.

[00:54:36] Ride on somebody else's beef.

[00:54:38] Not through the front door.

[00:54:39] If you got beef with somebody else and somebody else is beefing with them publicly, you gonna

[00:54:44] silently ride with them niggas and make it look like, oh, these niggas got mad people.

[00:54:49] My friend, yeah.

[00:54:49] All along, it's two, three different motherfuckers going after the same person.

[00:54:53] Mm-hmm.

[00:54:54] Legit.

[00:54:56] They're throwing parties to decide how they're gonna go at you.

[00:54:59] You know, so I mean, who's to know that that shit just didn't coincide?

[00:55:03] It just...

[00:55:04] It wasn't a coincidence.

[00:55:05] That nigga just bought the right person.

[00:55:07] I don't believe in coincidence.

[00:55:09] Diddy was like, the government is telling me I can't have states for the people who are

[00:55:12] Well, you never know.

[00:55:13] This nigga might sing like motherfucking Mariah Carey.

[00:55:15] You never know.

[00:55:15] That nigga about to be Epstein if he even gets a train that shit.

[00:55:19] He's gonna kill himself, yeah.

[00:55:20] He's gonna suicide himself.

[00:55:22] He's gonna trip on a knife 17 times.

[00:55:25] So you don't think being a billionaire matters?

[00:55:28] A little bit.

[00:55:29] You think he'll still...

[00:55:29] You think he'll still ride in jail?

[00:55:31] How much was Epstein worth?

[00:55:33] 200-something billion dollars.

[00:55:36] He had an island.

[00:55:37] And he was one.

[00:55:38] So no.

[00:55:39] And he was one.

[00:55:41] He had the complexion.

[00:55:41] So I'm gonna go with no on this one.

[00:55:44] So you think he's done for good?

[00:55:47] Oh, he's done.

[00:55:48] Cause look, they...

[00:55:49] The feds, when they take you, they make sure they got evidence.

[00:55:53] And these motherfuckers been building evidence.

[00:55:56] Yeah, they don't wait.

[00:55:57] So there's not no...

[00:55:58] I don't think there's no wiggle room or 90...

[00:56:01] 98% conviction rate, my nigga, with the feds.

[00:56:05] 98%.

[00:56:05] So whatever they're charging them for is because they already know he did it.

[00:56:09] And they already know how they can prove he did it.

[00:56:12] Yeah, them videos.

[00:56:12] They're not even gonna be charging them for probably nothing that they can't prove right now.

[00:56:17] They got videos, lube.

[00:56:20] And so much lube.

[00:56:22] You know what I mean?

[00:56:23] Swimming in lube.

[00:56:25] They got testimony.

[00:56:28] They got 9-1-1 calls.

[00:56:31] They got video, nigga.

[00:56:32] It's all videos, nigga.

[00:56:34] Yeah, kicking a bitch all over the day.

[00:56:37] Yeah.

[00:56:37] You're done.

[00:56:38] Weren't there like a handful of other women that spoke out too?

[00:56:43] Yep.

[00:56:44] Of course.

[00:56:45] Yeah.

[00:56:45] Usually happens that way.

[00:56:48] Somebody said they need to take the son that looked like him too, just in case.

[00:56:52] You know what the judge is gonna do after he puts the gavel, slams the gavel?

[00:56:57] Take that.

[00:56:58] Take that.

[00:56:59] Wow.

[00:57:03] Hey, man.

[00:57:03] That's fucked.

[00:57:04] At his parole hearing.

[00:57:06] I thought your time won't...

[00:57:07] I thought we told you that your time won't stop.

[00:57:09] I thought we told you that your time won't stop.

[00:57:11] Uh-uh, uh-uh.

[00:57:12] That's the lyrics, right?

[00:57:14] Damn.

[00:57:14] That's how it goes, right?

[00:57:15] Damn.

[00:57:19] That shit's fucked.

[00:57:21] Yo, that's crazy.

[00:57:23] But he been getting away with a lot.

[00:57:25] For a long time, nigga.

[00:57:27] Goddamn.

[00:57:28] Shit.

[00:57:29] So listen, I remember one time, one of my parents' peoples said he worked for Diddy

[00:57:37] or had somebody that they knew that worked for Diddy in one of the offices in Manhattan.

[00:57:42] And this nigga's riding up in the fucking elevator up to the office

[00:57:47] and his main office is in the back of the office.

[00:57:50] So you gotta walk through the receptionist in the front,

[00:57:53] get through all the people in the call center or, you know what I'm saying,

[00:57:56] all the other people working in the front, and then his big ass office is in the back.

[00:58:02] He's getting off the fucking, the elevator and one of his buttons pops off on his shirt.

[00:58:10] And it's a Sean John shirt.

[00:58:13] This nigga goes ballistic.

[00:58:15] Yo, who the fuck designed this motherfucking shirt?

[00:58:19] Why the fuck are my fucking buttons popping?

[00:58:22] And is fucking yelling throughout the whole fucking office until he gets into his office.

[00:58:29] And he's having a full out fucking three year old fit about a button popping off on his motherfucking shirt.

[00:58:38] Sean John's pretty expensive.

[00:58:41] This shit is not...

[00:58:42] Button should stay on there.

[00:58:43] But it's funny how everybody's just like...

[00:58:46] Not if this is...

[00:58:47] Just crazy, like dumbfounded about this shit, bro.

[00:58:49] It's like niggas in New York, we've been heard this shit about this nigga, bro.

[00:58:53] Like we know this nigga's dirty.

[00:58:56] It's fubu.

[00:58:57] It's always been a matter of time, real shit.

[00:59:00] Yeah.

[00:59:01] Versus...

[00:59:01] Just caught up to him.

[00:59:02] This nigga's just doing this shit and not...

[00:59:05] Like nigga, bro.

[00:59:06] He's a red herring anyway.

[00:59:08] He's just the one they can blame for the hip hop cops.

[00:59:11] What's more crazy is...

[00:59:13] So who's really to blame then?

[00:59:14] What's up with the game spending two years with this nigga?

[00:59:18] Whoa, you said that?

[00:59:19] Shit, man.

[00:59:20] Just imagine all the shit that this motherfucker got on people, man.

[00:59:24] That's what I was saying, bro.

[00:59:26] Oh, my God.

[00:59:26] That's why the bribery shit, bribing federal officials and judges and all that shit,

[00:59:33] because he's got freak off sessions with them niggas taped.

[00:59:37] Hey, it's about to be a lot of people's lives ruined.

[00:59:42] Yeah, right, because they're gonna have to testify.

[00:59:45] Or...

[00:59:45] And not even just that.

[00:59:46] If there's tapes, I'm gonna do it, man.

[00:59:48] Did these plans gonna crash pretty soon?

[00:59:49] And let this nigga say that these bitches was underage?

[00:59:51] We can't testify.

[00:59:52] Nigga.

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