The Offer | 4.4

[00:00:00] Escaping Denver, Batch 4, Episode 4, The Offer

[00:00:27] I've been cooped up, well, here, for too long. Going a little stir-creasy, not for lack of anything tangible. I mean, I have food. I have the basics for personal hygiene. I even have a Game Boy. Only two games, but, you know, still. I miss people.

[00:00:44] I'm an introvert, through and through, but I've never lived in the complete absence of people. It's only been 10 days, and it feels like it's been an eternity. And I finally figured out why. It's the recordings. My only form of communication, human interaction, comes from two people going through trauma, and I can only respond to literally everyone in the world but them. And it isn't even in real time. I am living with a lag. I feel delayed.

[00:01:12] Noah is still living through what I'm calling the mind fuckery stage of his torture, Sarah is trying to pet a mermaid, and Tuttle Tarzan just re-entered the game. Excuse my pun, but we have a lot to get to. So let's dive in.

[00:01:28] Maybe if I splash the water, it'll come closer to the surface. I won't put my hand in, but I can be quick.

[00:01:34] I'd only do that if you want to lose your hand, too.

[00:01:37] Where the fuck? How did you get in here?

[00:01:39] I was here before you were.

[00:01:41] The whole time? Just, what?

[00:01:43] Watching me talk to myself?

[00:01:45] No, I was watching them.

[00:01:47] Standing in the shadows above the balcony door, and you stomped in beneath me.

[00:01:51] I snuck in.

[00:01:52] You strolled in, talking to yourself.

[00:01:55] But I shut up in a hurry.

[00:01:57] Small victories.

[00:01:59] Jump back.

[00:02:05] How did you know?

[00:02:06] The bubbles.

[00:02:07] I saw the patterns change.

[00:02:09] I've seen it feed.

[00:02:11] You gonna step out from the shadows?

[00:02:14] I'm good for now.

[00:02:18] I said, so if you wouldn't mind...

[00:02:20] I don't want to blow your mind.

[00:02:22] You're strong.

[00:02:23] I just...

[00:02:24] I don't know if you're strong enough.

[00:02:26] Blow my mind.

[00:02:28] There's so much you don't...

[00:02:29] You're Noah.

[00:02:30] What?

[00:02:31] Well, A Noah.

[00:02:32] But your name's Noah.

[00:02:34] How did you...

[00:02:35] Yeah, we know all about the cloning stuff, and that Noah has seemingly been through the

[00:02:39] tests a few times, so there was always a chance there'd be more than one of him somewhere.

[00:02:43] But mostly, when you just told me to jump back, I listened.

[00:02:47] There are very few voices I instinctively trust, and that healer is one of them.

[00:02:52] Are you the original Noah?

[00:02:54] I thought so for a very long time.

[00:02:57] But lately, I question it.

[00:02:59] Questioned a lot of it, actually.

[00:03:01] You have a power?

[00:03:02] Sadly, no.

[00:03:04] Didn't work.

[00:03:06] Or I'm a placebo.

[00:03:08] Either way, I'm just a human.

[00:03:10] Who has survived amongst monsters for a long time.

[00:03:13] They're not monsters.

[00:03:15] They're scared.

[00:03:16] Trapped in a world that's vastly different from everything they've ever known.

[00:03:19] Sure, they're scared, but can a lab-made monster creature know anything beyond this?

[00:03:25] They weren't made in any lab.

[00:03:27] They were likely not even made on Earth.

[00:03:30] Some of these creatures were here long before the facility.

[00:03:33] Long before the collective.

[00:03:35] So what?

[00:03:36] There are weird animals in caves all over the world.

[00:03:39] Not like these.

[00:03:40] So they're aliens?

[00:03:42] If that suits you.

[00:03:44] I just think of them as displaced.

[00:03:47] They didn't get on any ship that I know of.

[00:03:49] And they certainly weren't the ones to build one.

[00:03:51] Then how did they get here?

[00:03:52] From somewhere below.

[00:03:55] Deeper than I've ever been.

[00:03:56] Hope to go.

[00:03:57] Okay.

[00:03:58] From below.

[00:03:59] But what's down there?

[00:04:01] A door.

[00:04:05] The thing is, there has to be 50, right?

[00:04:08] That's not a myth.

[00:04:10] Did I do both Dakotas?

[00:04:13] Ah, yep.

[00:04:14] Nebraska.

[00:04:15] The 48.

[00:04:17] Right.

[00:04:18] What else?

[00:04:22] It's New England Estate.

[00:04:23] Let's put that one in the maybe column.

[00:04:27] And what fresh hell is this?

[00:04:30] Oh.

[00:04:32] It's adorable.

[00:04:34] It's a white dog.

[00:04:37] No fox with the bushiest...

[00:04:41] This doesn't actually exist.

[00:04:43] It has six tails.

[00:04:45] Like a kitsune.

[00:04:47] It's a myth.

[00:04:48] Not like Bigfoot myth where people see it.

[00:04:51] More like dragon myth or unicorns.

[00:04:53] It's not something people actually see.

[00:04:56] And yet, here you are seeing it.

[00:04:59] It's you.

[00:05:01] I should hope so.

[00:05:03] No.

[00:05:03] You're the voice we've heard.

[00:05:05] You sent Palmer after us.

[00:05:07] You killed Camilla.

[00:05:08] I'm sorry for sending Palmer after you.

[00:05:11] If it's any consolation, he was clearly no match for you.

[00:05:16] We found both halves of him, by the way.

[00:05:20] Yay.

[00:05:21] But I didn't kill Camilla.

[00:05:24] I heard you.

[00:05:26] You heard a gunshot.

[00:05:28] That was what?

[00:05:28] Another mind game?

[00:05:30] Never a game.

[00:05:31] So she's alive?

[00:05:33] Why not?

[00:05:35] There's always the possibility.

[00:05:37] Possibility.

[00:05:39] I live in a world of possibilities.

[00:05:42] Pushing past boundaries.

[00:05:44] I try not to limit myself by what people think can and can't be done.

[00:05:49] I govern myself in a different way.

[00:05:52] Your eyes.

[00:05:54] They're the same as the foxes.

[00:05:56] Keen observation.

[00:05:58] So you're a kid soon?

[00:06:00] I wish.

[00:06:02] No.

[00:06:04] I'm something...

[00:06:06] different.

[00:06:07] But human?

[00:06:10] Now, why would I want to be something as mundane as a human?

[00:06:15] You get the latest cell phone, the fastest car.

[00:06:18] Why would we want to stop the innovation of humanity on humanity?

[00:06:23] Is that what I am?

[00:06:24] A product of innovation?

[00:06:27] In a sense.

[00:06:29] You're our star pupil, Noah.

[00:06:32] We escaped your test.

[00:06:34] But nonetheless never stopped being tested.

[00:06:37] Monsters, soldiers, mazes.

[00:06:40] You've seen a lot for a young man from Manzanita.

[00:06:43] I live in Jersey now.

[00:06:45] Lived.

[00:06:46] Yeah, through no fault of my own.

[00:06:48] You made choices.

[00:06:50] To visit my sister.

[00:06:52] Nonetheless.

[00:06:53] What do you want, fox lady?

[00:06:56] The same thing you want.

[00:06:59] For you to be free.

[00:07:01] Uh, okay, then walk around and unlock my door.

[00:07:05] I mean truly free, Noah.

[00:07:08] What would you do if you got out?

[00:07:11] You think your old life is waiting for you?

[00:07:14] Moreover, do you think anyone will understand what you went through, let alone believe what you've been through?

[00:07:22] I could open every door for you that leads to freedom.

[00:07:26] But at the end of the day, I don't think you'd go.

[00:07:30] And why is that?

[00:07:31] You're not that Noah anymore.

[00:07:35] That Noah couldn't even begin to understand who you've become.

[00:07:39] A monster.

[00:07:40] No.

[00:07:42] A beautiful monster.

[00:07:44] You're a success story on every front.

[00:07:47] Healing.

[00:07:48] Check.

[00:07:49] Empathy.

[00:07:50] Check.

[00:07:51] Problem solving.

[00:07:52] Big check.

[00:07:54] So now you want me to work for you?

[00:07:56] No.

[00:07:57] With me.

[00:08:02] I'm sorry I stopped recording.

[00:08:05] I was just, I guess, worried about what I'd say.

[00:08:09] I didn't take it.

[00:08:10] The job.

[00:08:12] I didn't take it.

[00:08:13] At least not yet.

[00:08:15] But I didn't know that at the time.

[00:08:18] Truth is, I felt like a superhero.

[00:08:20] Being recruited to a secret organization?

[00:08:23] This kind of thing doesn't happen to people like me.

[00:08:26] Not even in the movies.

[00:08:28] People like me are usually the ones reacting to all the coolest shit happening around them.

[00:08:35] Bystanders.

[00:08:37] And I almost screamed yes because it feels good to be wanted.

[00:08:41] To be made to feel special.

[00:08:44] It caught me off guard.

[00:08:48] I asked for some time to think it through.

[00:08:51] So, if you're listening, Harper or Fox Lady, I'm still thinking it over.

[00:08:59] What's not working in your favor is that I asked for something to help me bide my time and you gave me a rubber ball.

[00:09:06] How very great escape.

[00:09:10] At first I laughed.

[00:09:11] Didn't you see the movie?

[00:09:13] They escaped.

[00:09:16] Then I got the joke.

[00:09:18] The ball guy didn't escape.

[00:09:21] He got far, but in the end was back in that cell.

[00:09:25] Like me.

[00:09:27] You happy?

[00:09:29] I'm back in my cell.

[00:09:30] I read your message loud and clear.

[00:09:32] I'm stuck.

[00:09:34] Ha ha.

[00:09:36] But if you really wanted to recruit me, there are nicer ways of doing it.

[00:09:39] Maybe a nicer bed with a mattress from this millennium.

[00:09:42] Or maybe a bathroom with some privacy.

[00:09:43] But no.

[00:09:44] Same bleak room.

[00:09:46] Same creepy glass wall.

[00:09:47] Same metal to...

[00:09:49] Huh.

[00:09:50] I don't remember my other cell having this.

[00:09:56] One of those metal slidey look-through things.

[00:09:59] Like a bouncer uses for a secret club.

[00:10:02] And...

[00:10:02] Yep.

[00:10:04] Same fucking stone hallway too.

[00:10:07] I mean, come on.

[00:10:08] Why would I side with you?

[00:10:10] What's different this time?

[00:10:15] This time, you understand the gravity of your choices.

[00:10:23] I used to like that strange woman.

[00:10:25] Well, not like, but...

[00:10:28] I was interested in her.

[00:10:29] What's her story?

[00:10:30] What's her deal?

[00:10:32] And now I know.

[00:10:33] She's some sort of hybrid between a terrifying CEO and a mythical fox.

[00:10:38] That's really what I heard, right?

[00:10:42] So you think he'll take the job?

[00:10:44] Does he even have a choice?

[00:10:47] I'm finding it hard to trust his messages because the collective is likely listening too.

[00:10:51] I just can't tell if it's all performative.

[00:10:54] At least not yet.

[00:10:57] Right.

[00:10:57] So let's talk about Tunnel Tarzan.

[00:11:00] I wasn't sure we'd ever get to see him again, and I definitely didn't expect him to be a Noah.

[00:11:05] It makes sense, though.

[00:11:06] Noah's always been eager to help others in Tunnel Tarzan, which is how I will always refer to him.

[00:11:11] It has been nothing but helpful.

[00:11:14] Even if he is mysterious, which I'm finally understanding to be cautious, another solid Noah trait,

[00:11:19] I don't think I'm alone in wanting to know how he escaped, how long he's been down there,

[00:11:24] if he's maybe the original Noah, the first, the patient zero of Noah's.

[00:11:28] And now we have to hope Sarah asks him those questions.

[00:11:34] Can I ask you something?

[00:11:36] Hit me.

[00:11:37] Are you screwing with me?

[00:11:38] I don't.

[00:11:39] You won't give me a solid answer.

[00:11:40] You said there's a door at the bottom of this nightmare labyrinth, but when I ask to where, you get all cagey.

[00:11:46] It's because I don't know.

[00:11:47] You don't know.

[00:11:49] No.

[00:11:49] You don't.

[00:11:50] No.

[00:11:52] You're Noah.

[00:11:53] You're Curiosity Incarnate.

[00:11:54] You're the reason for warning labels and caution tape.

[00:11:57] Jesus.

[00:11:57] You expect me to believe that you heard about a mysterious door in the depths from which creatures of lore apparently stroll,

[00:12:04] and you don't know what's on the other side.

[00:12:06] The Noah I know would have tried to figure it out.

[00:12:10] Calm down.

[00:12:11] No.

[00:12:12] You rise to my level.

[00:12:13] Where does the door lead?

[00:12:14] I don't know.

[00:12:15] You're picturing a door with a knob and hinges, but I have no idea what it looks like.

[00:12:20] I haven't been that deep.

[00:12:22] Very few have, and nobody, I mean nobody, has come back.

[00:12:28] How do you know?

[00:12:29] I've seen them.

[00:12:31] Group after group of soldiers.

[00:12:33] Scientists.

[00:12:35] They even sent a locksmith once.

[00:12:38] I don't think they even know what's down there.

[00:12:41] But they all trudged along, marching into the unknown.

[00:12:44] But how do we know they died?

[00:12:47] Maybe they made it through the door.

[00:12:49] Maybe.

[00:12:50] But I doubt it.

[00:12:52] I've lurked near makeshift command centers.

[00:12:55] Listened to hearing screams and panic.

[00:12:57] The only thing they're certain is down there.

[00:13:00] It's death.

[00:13:02] Then why keep trying?

[00:13:03] Why not seal off the tunnels and keep the monsters out?

[00:13:06] I agree.

[00:13:08] The only reason I can come up with for why they haven't is that they think they can go through it.

[00:13:12] Go to this new place.

[00:13:14] To do what?

[00:13:15] What humans always do.

[00:13:17] Explore?

[00:13:24] We're here.

[00:13:26] This is it?

[00:13:27] Home sweet home.

[00:13:33] Oh, wow.

[00:13:34] Holy shit, right?

[00:13:37] This is unexpected.

[00:13:42] You figured that because I look a little rough that my home would be too?

[00:13:45] No, I thought because of how you looked your home would be a terrifying murder shack.

[00:13:50] This is nice.

[00:13:52] Thanks.

[00:13:53] Carpet, shelves, books.

[00:13:55] You even have a fish tank.

[00:13:57] It's for sea monkeys.

[00:13:58] Ah.

[00:13:59] What the hell are those?

[00:14:00] Real sea monkeys.

[00:14:02] They take some getting used to.

[00:14:04] What with all the teeth.

[00:14:07] Oh.

[00:14:07] Where did you get all this?

[00:14:09] Everywhere, really.

[00:14:11] Name a decade and there's a portion of this facility still stuck in it.

[00:14:15] Those chairs over there are straight out of the 60s.

[00:14:18] That lamp?

[00:14:19] The 70s.

[00:14:21] And I found a lab from the early 80s that was filled to brim with records.

[00:14:26] Books?

[00:14:27] I find here and there.

[00:14:29] I mean, it's not that hard over time to accumulate.

[00:14:32] You're underselling it.

[00:14:33] This is like climbing a treehouse ladder and entering a windowless penthouse.

[00:14:38] I mean, did you see how gross the tunnel was that we just came from?

[00:14:42] Yes.

[00:14:43] It's much easier to hide where nobody wants to go.

[00:14:47] What do you eat?

[00:14:48] I'm able to gather an incredible amount from the biodomes.

[00:14:51] Sometimes they bring in fresh fish for that tank room and of course rats.

[00:14:56] Which...

[00:14:56] Always tastes like rat.

[00:14:58] I was gonna ask.

[00:15:01] So...

[00:15:01] This, like, works for you?

[00:15:03] I'm making it work.

[00:15:04] If that's what you mean.

[00:15:06] No, it's...

[00:15:07] That this lifestyle suits you.

[00:15:09] Or must suit you.

[00:15:11] For you not to escape.

[00:15:12] What makes you think I haven't tried?

[00:15:14] You're still here.

[00:15:15] And so are you.

[00:15:16] But I didn't build a life for myself down here.

[00:15:19] What should I have done?

[00:15:20] Lived in filth?

[00:15:21] No, I just meant that if you...

[00:15:23] Oh.

[00:15:24] You mean I should have died.

[00:15:25] Trying to escape.

[00:15:26] I didn't say that.

[00:15:28] It's implied.

[00:15:30] You don't think I beat myself up about not being free by now?

[00:15:34] It kills me.

[00:15:35] Eats away at me.

[00:15:37] I don't have a buddy to chat with, so I live in my head about it all.

[00:15:41] But I've tried.

[00:15:43] What are you doing?

[00:15:45] Showing you.

[00:15:46] Look.

[00:15:47] This scar is from when I was shot trying to sneak into the back of a truck.

[00:15:51] Or this.

[00:15:52] These burns were from when they torched a biome to be rid of me.

[00:15:56] Or my throat.

[00:15:57] You think all Noahs have this voice?

[00:16:00] I've tried.

[00:16:01] But I don't have super healing or super strength.

[00:16:04] I'm still human.

[00:16:07] And I'm not.

[00:16:08] You tell me.

[00:16:09] Of course I'm still human.

[00:16:10] All the way?

[00:16:11] Well, I don't think you can be part human, can you?

[00:16:14] I don't know.

[00:16:16] Centaurs.

[00:16:16] Minotaurs.

[00:16:17] Mermaids.

[00:16:18] I meant something real.

[00:16:19] So did I.

[00:16:22] I know what I am.

[00:16:23] And even what those mermaids are.

[00:16:25] But you and Noah...

[00:16:26] You're something else.

[00:16:28] And that scares you?

[00:16:29] Noah told me that you almost let him die in that sand biodome.

[00:16:32] I did.

[00:16:33] And?

[00:16:34] And what?

[00:16:36] You're right.

[00:16:37] And against my better judgment, he lives.

[00:16:40] Maybe.

[00:16:41] He's been taken.

[00:16:44] Well, problematic.

[00:16:47] Yeah.

[00:16:47] Who knows what they're doing to him.

[00:16:49] Or what they're getting from him.

[00:16:51] Is that why you almost let him die?

[00:16:53] Because of something you know?

[00:16:54] No.

[00:16:56] I really don't know much.

[00:16:58] Thought I did.

[00:16:59] When this all started, when she helped me to escape the experiment...

[00:17:02] She?

[00:17:03] I never got her name.

[00:17:05] Just a single phone call.

[00:17:07] She told me about where they dumped the bodies...

[00:17:09] And how I might use that to escape that damn maze.

[00:17:11] And you just listened to her?

[00:17:13] I rolled the dice.

[00:17:15] I saw those dogs rip apart another human.

[00:17:17] I heard echoing screams in the distance.

[00:17:20] I was tired, scared...

[00:17:21] And in that moment of darkness, her voice was the light.

[00:17:25] Of course I listened to her.

[00:17:27] I think she might have helped us too.

[00:17:29] Helped Noah.

[00:17:31] And me?

[00:17:33] I told you I'd love for you.

[00:17:35] I've met other Sarahs.

[00:17:36] It was one in my way.

[00:17:37] Selfish.

[00:17:38] Cruel.

[00:17:39] Deceptive.

[00:17:39] I can't vouch for them, but that might be true.

[00:17:43] I mean, yeah.

[00:17:44] I am those things.

[00:17:45] Or was.

[00:17:47] But...

[00:17:47] And now?

[00:17:48] Less so.

[00:17:50] I'm here, aren't I?

[00:17:51] Back looking for Noah.

[00:17:53] Looking for you.

[00:17:54] I could be sneaking my way up, but I'm here.

[00:17:57] That has to mean something.

[00:17:58] Has to show some kind of growth.

[00:18:00] It does.

[00:18:01] It's why I'm still here.

[00:18:05] Were the other Sarahs really that bad?

[00:18:07] They weren't overly concerned about anyone but themselves.

[00:18:11] But that makes sense if they were also scared.

[00:18:14] Alone.

[00:18:15] Terrified of what happens to women as captives, let alone lizard dogs and machine guns.

[00:18:20] This is real world fear come to reality in the most jarring way.

[00:18:25] And while I'm not trying to defend them, I would have been exactly like them.

[00:18:29] If not for the circumstances of my confinement.

[00:18:32] Super strength?

[00:18:33] No.

[00:18:34] Noah.

[00:18:35] He didn't make me feel safe, but he opened the door to trust.

[00:18:40] He did what he said he'd do.

[00:18:42] He ventured out into the maze and came back for me.

[00:18:44] For me.

[00:18:45] A stranger.

[00:18:47] Who I'd told to fuck off a dozen times.

[00:18:49] Nobody had ever come back for me.

[00:18:52] Not figuratively.

[00:18:53] Not literally.

[00:18:54] But Noah did.

[00:18:56] Sounds like me.

[00:18:57] He never stopped being selfless.

[00:18:59] So much so that...

[00:19:01] I don't know.

[00:19:03] Compelled me to be better?

[00:19:04] To be a version of myself I hadn't seen in years.

[00:19:08] And yet you're here.

[00:19:09] And he's being tortured.

[00:19:11] Something we need to correct.

[00:19:13] You mean it.

[00:19:14] Don't you?

[00:19:16] I can see it in your eyes.

[00:19:17] Like a caged beast.

[00:19:19] I feel like I'm standing off against an antlered shadow.

[00:19:24] You are resolved and so am I.

[00:19:27] I'm in.

[00:19:28] I will do whatever it takes to save him.

[00:19:30] I know.

[00:19:32] And as Noah is me, I feel I should do the same.

[00:19:36] But there's going to be an army of soldiers expecting you.

[00:19:39] Yes.

[00:19:40] But not us.

[00:19:41] We just have to even the odds.

[00:19:43] Even if there were twenty of us.

[00:19:44] How do we do that?

[00:19:46] Chaos.

[00:19:48] Let's see what's under that beard.

[00:19:54] Ready to see?

[00:19:55] Not really.

[00:19:56] Too bad.

[00:19:57] And ta-da!

[00:20:01] I'm sorry.

[00:20:02] Oh god.

[00:20:02] You look mad.

[00:20:03] I can...

[00:20:04] I...

[00:20:05] No.

[00:20:06] It's not that.

[00:20:08] I just haven't seen this face in a while.

[00:20:11] Feels like a different life.

[00:20:12] It was.

[00:20:14] It's like looking into a time machine.

[00:20:17] Do I really look like myself again?

[00:20:19] More or less.

[00:20:21] You're still like more muscly and jawline-y and give off more of a cowboy vibe.

[00:20:26] What?

[00:20:27] But yeah.

[00:20:28] You're Noah.

[00:20:29] Still Noah.

[00:20:32] Still Noah.

[00:20:33] And maybe it's time we show them what Noah is capable of.

[00:20:37] I can't heal.

[00:20:38] No.

[00:20:39] But you're the wild tunnel Tarzan of the monster biodome caverns.

[00:20:43] You're not the geeky introvert you started as.

[00:20:46] And they will never expect that from you.

[00:20:48] From a Noah.

[00:20:49] Noah.

[00:20:50] And what about you?

[00:20:51] Oh.

[00:20:52] I'm gonna do exactly what they expect from me.

[00:20:55] I'm gonna tear them all apart.

[00:20:57] Anyone stupid enough to get in my way.

[00:21:00] Now.

[00:21:01] Do you have any double A batteries?

[00:21:07] And then there were two.

[00:21:09] Hey.

[00:21:09] I love a classic team-up.

[00:21:12] Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

[00:21:13] Batman and Robin.

[00:21:14] And now.

[00:21:15] Tarzan and the Clone.

[00:21:17] Tunnel Tarzan nailed it when he said that even 20 Sarahs would still be outnumbered.

[00:21:21] It's true.

[00:21:22] No version of this has them as Goliath.

[00:21:25] It's David.

[00:21:25] Through and through.

[00:21:26] Even with the super strength.

[00:21:29] And what even is the plan?

[00:21:31] To have Tunnel Tarzan run around proclaiming that he's Noah?

[00:21:34] What good could that do?

[00:21:36] They have the other Noah in a concrete box.

[00:21:38] They know they already have him.

[00:21:41] What am I missing?

[00:21:42] If you know or see what I don't, please hit me up at escapingdenverpod at gmail.com.

[00:21:47] Oh, and I didn't forget about his casual drop that Camilla helped him to.

[00:21:51] I'll dive into that again next week after I re-listen to her past episodes and see if there's anything else in the recordings that Sarah found.

[00:21:58] Thank you to Curious Cast, the listeners, and my mysterious team of outside help.

[00:22:02] I'll be back next week for another episode of Escaping Denver.

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